if this isn't the pilot to a hilarious web series i'd be disappointed

Damn. This hit close to home. Mainly because it's actually close to home.

The official woman’s outfit, for the record, are oversized baggy pj pants, slip on foam sandles 2 sizes too big and a spaghetti strap tank. Under the tank, wear either a nasty-assed, beige bra with oversized straps or nothing at all. The rule of thumb is the more you need a bra, the less likely you should wear one. Hair should be worn either unwashed or styled haphazardly as if by small tornado. Bonus points awarded if those locks are a lovely hue of faded out electric blue or neon pink with 2+ months of dark roots visible.

Kyle, the hero we didn't know we needed during this dark era

So accurate, and hilarious that this has twice the views in 3 days as the "legit" Welcome to Belleville video done by the city 6 years ago!

From now on, I'm just showing people this when they ask where I'm from. Sums it up nicely.

This is painfully on point. Time to send this to everyone I know still trapped in Belleville. 😂

Its like you took years of my rants, condensed it into 3 and half minutes, and made it hilarious instead of depressing and/or frustrating... this is brilliant. "Welcome to Belleville's downtown" had me crying it was so perfect lol

Thank you for helping me make the bottom of the Belleville barrel ! Tis was hilarious. I have always laughed at the gun shop for their sign , which they have yet to move. I think I should keep it? How about this: " Come TARGET our office for a KILLER smile!". Or " Putting off going to a dentist? Well, BITE THE BULLET! COME ON IN!"

I just got a job in Belleville and start on Tuesday .... now THIS is the welcome wagon I was looking for ! 🤣

In memory of little T’s, let’s all share our best stories. One night I had walked in and some girl full on attacked me and scratched my arms up. I don’t know who she was. Hope she’s doing alright lol.

We need a part two!!! I demand it !!! There is so much more to cover in Northumberland hills 😂😂😂

Someone HAS to do one on Trenton 😂

Grew up here, this is so accurate

I just want to say that I was the first local to share this video to the Facebook groups such as Belleville Ontario, the friendly City and even the downtown business groups getting kicked out of every group and now banned from Facebook somehow I can't even start a new account on Facebook without it getting shut down within an hour because enough people must have reported me but it was worth it! This video needed to be seen and I'm hoping that it pissed a lot of people off. Amazing work.

As someone who grew up in Helleville for almost 20 years... I need to shake this man’s hand. Now when people ask what my hometown is like I can just show them this incredibly accurate video. All of my family and most of my friends still live there and I haven’t been home in five years.

We are here on a 2 night vacation and wanted to watch a video to learn more about the hidden gems of the town. This is the most factually accurate and comprehensive video I have seen of any city in Canada. Thnx

This awesome I've watched it three times in the past hour and sent to all my friends!!

Dude...lived here since 2003. Frigging NAILED-IT!!! 100!

RIP Little Texas 😆🤣 this is f!king gold, I live here, you nailed it lmfao

We all need a good laugh, great job Kyle.

TWO buffets?! Not moving there, too rich for my blood.

Thank you for your service to the community. I hope you pave a career for yourself as Belleville mayor.

As someone from Belleville that lived there for far too long (25 years), I can confirm it’s accuracy.

This had to be the best tourism video ever 😂😂 I love it I just may come and visit

The synthesizer is what does it! Hilarious!! Praise coming from Wellington, ON (PEC)

Dude. I was raised here. I'm 31. This song is stuck in my head every time I come home. "BeLEvIe" haha ❤

This was golden, made my day!

Awesome!!! Love the dry humour!

No better thoughts about home sweet home, Cant get enough of this place 😂

I can't stop watching this

Hahahha you're awesome. Checked out all your other vids, please keep it up. Also, Belleville now has 0 amazing nightclubs. Whoooot!

simply a classic case of water seeking its own level LOL

You really nailed it. That is really what we see in a ordinary day here lol !

Lol great vid ! You actually made Belleville look a lot better then it actually is lol

This is hilarious so well done Bravo

Absolutely PERFECT!

QUALITY 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼love this so much

LOL I'm dieing. Thank you for this video Kyle.

Sitting in Slapshots... Can't stop laughing😂😂😂😂 love you man...just made my night...wanna go swimming??? 🙏🤗🍌🐒🙏🤠🤭

AHAHAHAHAHA Good ol Hellville! A decade of insanity! Love this video Kyle! They should pay you to use this as their tourist/business attraction video.

I am howling 😂😂 Just perfect hahaha

lol! This is so frickin' brilliant!

I'm dead. This is so funny.

Aunt tells me to watch a video and it's one of the teachers from the last semester. fucking crazy, hopefully, this blows up more and you don't gotta do that anymore man!

Hilarious! Good work!

JDJDJ absolutely sending me thank u omg

You forgot the sewage treatment plant in the middle of the city

Loved this video !

Brilliant! I went to college there and can attest to all of this.

The intro kills me every time 😂😂😂

Grew up coming down to the Quinte mall every summer in the 90-00's not much has changed. LOL

LOL I grew up in Belleville, but moved to Vancouver! Still nothing like coming home to belleville for a visit!

THIS WAS EVERYTHINGGGGGGG

LIved there from 1975 until I left to go to university in the early 90's. All my family left... all my friends left... with the exception of the occational stop at the Quinte Mall on the way to someplace other then Belleville, I haven't been there in 10+ years. I use to brag about Wisers Whiskey being brewed there, now I just brag about Hawkins Cheezies.

Hahahahaha this is brilliant!

This video is brillant! I've sent it to many of my friends, even those who live far far away so they can get just a little taste. I myself live in Kingston. I've always been curious what the nightlife was life in Belleville, as I've only drove through in the day light.. now I know.

Welcome to Belleville - your best friend! Safehaven for GTA's retirees, shirtless men of all ages and enough bustling payday loan shops to support our growing population of casino regulars!

This is amazing 😍😂

The fact the little texas is just a broken down bulding now for the past like 2 years 😂😂😂

Forgot about how they’re doing construction downtown. Always. And nothing changes and nobody knows what they’re doing construction on but they swear it’s helping.

Nice work Kyle. Decades of the Belleville Police has taken its toll on the city. My dear God, even at some of their high accident location intersections they do not even have traffic signals that comply with the regulations of the Highway Traffic Act. For separate left turn lanes they either need to have red and green arrow lights in the direction of the turn, OR if they choose to have solid colour signal lights for left turns, then they must have a sign beside the light which states "Left Turn Signal". Check Bell Blvd and North Front ........College and North Front. The left turn traffic signals do not comply with the law and therefore not enforceable. Until Belleville addresses the short comings of their police service, nothing will change in the city itself.

Omg! I'm dying!! 🤣

Well, at least you've got the Cheezies plant. What more do you want, FFS???😂😂

So funny and true! Great job!

Very well done! I loved it! Oh and don't forget... if your a downtown building/business owner and your building is vacant or even condemned by the city or falling down our illustrious city council will give your building a huge tax subsidy to keep it looking and running exactly how you have it ! 🤣 LMAO

RIP Little T’s 2020

That IS Belleville a colour. This is amazing.

You're on to something, do the surrounding towns and cities, this will catch on. Good work!

It’s a dump of a town, but it’s MY dump

This is pure gold

This is gold.

Just take a drive down pine street that will explain a lot

Omgggg I’m not gonna lie I LOVED seeing all of these places lol I haven’t been home in 10 years and I missed seeing the things I grew up seeing 😂 the beer store, Tinas little T’s was like my first bar!!!! Haha aweeee my childhood 🥺❤️🥰

funniest shit around Belleville! Good job buddy!

When he said the Reid’s dairy castle was his house I started crying laughing

Too funny , love it

as a Loyalist graduate I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

Omg this is so accurate

As a Belleville native. A+ Kyle!

Outstanding job my dude!

A friend sent me this while I was house hunting, and now I live 15 minutes outside of Belleville. Rather than like... in it.

3 years ago two large frame people were walking across the Bay Bridge headed south. The issue is they were not walking on the sidewalk but on the freaken road, a guy in a VW was afraid to drive around them, traffic was back up forever. I was going North and laughing myself silly.

I've lived in Belleville for the last 10 years and this video resonates deeply with me lol

Want to have fun in Belleville? Just leave Belleville 😂 Glad I'm not the only one

Belleville is like a best friend ... with benefits

Make one about Trenton lol

Two Buffets?! **shows the one in Trenton** I mean, they're both in Quinte so I guess it counts, lol.

So accurate haha!

Nice work man 😂

Yeah. This is, sadly, 100% accurate. Even 30 years ago Belleville had way more to offer than it does now. Depressing.

Can't wait for the Trenton video!

I would like to visit when I saw this video I change my mind 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you for the chuckle about our "community" lol

Lolz! This made my day.

Haha the accuracy 💯📠😂

They must have cleaned up for this video.

We need a 2023 video on Belleville!!!

Its great to see the place hasn't changed in 23 years since I escaped

Looks nicer than it did when I was a teen. They got flowers and everything "downtown".