So he admits he is a waste of tax money. Great documentary loved every min

The most insulting and disturbing thing is that in their minds those pricks think that they are clever and doing something purposeful while harassing the public.

It's amazing how their egos stop them from walking away.

“You’re stopping us from doing our work” Just take that in for a minute. A member of public not breaking any law, causing no threat to anyone, no public disorder, no profanity etc etc, and you are preventing them from doing the job that the tax payer pays them to do. This is British policing at it’s finest. The only thing stopping these two imbeciles is their ego, plain and simple. Imagine how many crimes have taken place during this pointless 30 minute interaction.

If anyone ever tells you that the police are understaffed show them this video.

The people of West Didsbury need to speak to the council. If this is how their council tax is getting spent then they are all entitled to a refund.

They say ‘we don’t know what you’re doing’ as if they have a right to know. The entitlement is palpable.

and we are told that grooming gangs were not prosecuted due to 'lack of resources'.

It really riles me when they say "I can stand here all day". As if they want to boast about how they've got nothing to do and are able and willing to waste as much taxpayer's money as they feel like wasting.

what a pair of fools they have made of themselves, no wonder crime is soaring , criminals would run rings round them,

He kept on mentioning your phone battery was probably going to run out. Hoping it would run out so the kicking could commence

They are meant to treat you with a presumption of innocence, not a presumption of guilt.

The Police officers say it all the time. You have the right to remain silent. Brilliant.

Cop: "its not going to be a very interesting documentary isit?" Oh they have no idea 😂

"I could be getting on with other stuff, like people who ring 999 and will need our help but instead I'm stood here talking to you" I've heard some stupid people, say some stupid things. This is in the top 3.

Why don't they go investigate the tradesmen whos tools got stolen out their van or the fraudster who scammed the old lady out their savings?

These two came unarmed to this battle of wits.

When you graft 11 hours a day, the government taxes you. Part of the stoppages goes to pay for these 2 goons. The slap head copper acted like a butt hurt schoolboy who'd lost a fight in the playground. He still doesn't understand he has no more authority than you.

so cocky arent they, they say they could stand there all day?? is there no crime in that area or are they just too pig headed to admit they are acting like Laurel and Hardy,

His Ego wouldn't let go 😂

silence is golden

Embarrassing. Just embarrassing. "I can stand here all day". And they are always crying about being understaffed. Where do they find these MUPPETS?

What an embarrassing pair, nothing better to do than posture because they can’t get the information they wanted

could already tell these lot werent the brightest pair before they even opened their mouths

They are Loitering with intent..Intent on harassing an innocent man..!!

Silent treatment is great, they're confused and until you answer their questions they can't investigate and pin a crime against you.

The longer it went on the better it got . Just watching them standing there knowing there's nothing they can do was gold. Pure petulance from them .

I do hope the chief constable of Manchester should take a serious look at his or hers officers and how they are policing Manchester. I'm sure the Andy Berman will be very interested to see how tax payers money is spent.

Their egos would not let them walk away. When did it come in that police officers can walk around with no headdress and their hands in their pockets and in scruff order if they have no respect for the uniform and how the public sees them how can they expect the public to show them any respect.

Unreal.. trying to blame you for wasting cop time.. they are choosing to stay. Waste of tax-payer money pair of muppets..Send this to the national media showing what cops do to people filming. Just stand there staring. PATHETIC

Two cops failed to identify themselves, end of conversation, just jog them on.

The frightening thing is they passed an intelligence test to join the police.

The different is baldy....you don't pay for him to stand there but we pay your bloody wages...so go and do something constructive

they keep bleating about being understaffed! clearly not!

Good to see an auditor actually take this approach. I think it is the best way and is what pisses them off the most.

I’m originally from West Didsbury born and bred and always knew this station as Elizabeth Slinger. Loved it when you didn’t answer. That was actually art.

Next time this happens you should start talk like David Attenborough.... And here we have two @@#& in their natural habitat, marking there territory while showing off there wonderfully highly visible plumage.... Soon they will start the daily mating ritual... And so on...

I used to work for a big company many years ago and if they saw you standing around they would give you more work, in the end you had that much work you had no time, then they would lay off excess labour. If Boris sees this the police force will be cut more.

thank god for our police force. how would we as a society be able to survive without these really intelligent and honest, hard working officers, support the thin blue line !

I think the squirrel had more brains than these two! This would have been a great Monty Python skit. "I'm going to stand here!" Ok, you stand there! I am standing here! So am I! You go away! No, you go away! If you go over there, I will follow you! If you follow me, I will go that way! If you go that way, we will follow you! Etc. Etc. LOL. And I can imagine the subsequent court case. Judge - "what is your name officer?" Officer - "look at my shoulder number!" Judge - "why did you arrest this man?" Officer - "for standing in the street, in a public place, legally operating a film camera!" Judge - "case dismissed."

''Im looking for any intelligent life amongst the autumn leaves'' A Complete waste of tax payers money, they have already ascertained your not a threat, yet still they stand there, complete waste of money and resources.

Great ,the silent treatment , the plods can't understand that !above the law as usual !

Whats a mystery is why the cops think its ok not to investigate real crime

Gaining legendary status with this one 🤣😂😂 butts are hurting

They hate that you know stuff brother

Those rings with tags are pig tethers.

One of the best audits I've seen in a long time. The cops have an IQ of less than 100 between them. Yet we have to trust them in court and in the public domain. Scary stuff.

I'm sure the residents of West Didsbury will be pleased to know their Police force are busy investigating the heinous crime of photographing in a public place while those petty crimes of rape, viiolent assualt and burglary are left unsolved.

"not going to be a very interesting documentary" I'm only a third in and I'm finding it quite interesting 😁

Not the most intelligent plods on the planet ! But for once not to threatening !

You should have stayed for ages, then ordered a takeaway to be delivered to you, that would have been hilarious.

Should of rang the police say there is two men loitering outside 😂

silent audits are always the best it compleatly bamboosles the piggies,

Decent silent treatment that

Nice one. I presume it's very rare for the police to be questioned and for the tables to be turn onto them by somebody who knows their rights.👍👍👍

You should of walked up the road, turned right, walked straight into the police station and say to front desk "Can you help please im being followed by an old pervert and I feel alarmed and distressed "

Documentary is called "the two stooges"

Looks like they have lost the script lol

This is actually embarrassing! This is what we pay for!!

These 2 make Hale and Pace look like geniuses.

they'd stand there all day.... yeah right, i'd like to see it !

Highly paid and under worked. They could be doing something useful and sweep the road but that would require a higher IQ.

Great video, loved the way they tried to provoke the situation and you never rose to them. Well done great audit👍

9.20 into the video and this is priceless. Two utterly dazed and confused members of the queens finest. Firing out questions from "the script" in the usual attempt to try and ID. Can't wait to see where this goes because it's already a massive fail. 22.14 Following someone like that could be seen as stalking when there are no grounds and a person might feel threatened. That person becomes the complainant! Superb, brilliant, respect, respect. You handled the thuggish servants just like a superior master should. I could tell how hard that was and I could also tell the point at which you broke them. It dawned on them that they could be digging their own grave and end up with a complaint and law suit. They then bristled and backed off like bullies when you stand up to them Seriously we'll done!

A police officer can still harrass you, even while at work. 2 or more instances of unwanted attention, where a reasonable person would feel alarmed harrassed or distressed by their actions....after they have been told that you feel harrassed,... I'd have rung 999 It's an arrestable offence... Down to how YOU feel, NOT their intent......

It’s not going to be a interesting documentary lol it is because of you two 😂😂😂😂

Handled it well, your best audit yet calm and collected is the way with silence as an answer to incriminating questions baffled em .

Well done. They hate it when you don’t assist in their fishing expedition 👍

Well done, try nailing them for an answer when you ask them a question. When they don't answer call them out on their lack of knowledge.

if this happens again call the police infront of them and ask for a sergeant to come to the scene

Excellent! You display a level of professionalism and calm that many auditors do not. You made the point that you were there to make, 100%. I also think you stayed exactly for the right amount of time. Regardless of the fact that it was the 2 police officers' actions that were wasting tax payers' money, you ended it. To also be fair to police officers, they did not abuse powers in the end and did allow you to walk away without further harassment. I hope that when they see the video, they understand further what the point was.

Big up for standing your ground!! I felt your confidence in this audit.

This is a masterpiece. Hall of Fame.

You handled that brilliant.. Well done 🥰

My goodness would politicians please make it compulsory for police to have even a basic form of education . They are an embarrassment

So glad you asked the "do you suspect me of being a terrorist" question, when a no comes back you know they cant detain and search you :) You were brilliant, loving the silent treatment, it gives them nothing, excellent work!

I like how u remained calm and the cops had nothing on u, this video was good to watch 👌👌👍👍

Those rings on the wall are for dwarfs to do a bungee jump 😂

We have more CCTV cameras than most country's in the Western World but you dare point a camera at them and this is what happens,...Audits have been going on for quite a while now, cant Plod send a memo round to the effect of "leave photographers alone" ?!

Body language speaks a thousand words.They try control every minute but failed...control freaks lol

Made a right couple 🐓🐓 of them selves 🤭🤭

Making them selves look twats😂

Decent enough video. One small gripe, you gave the "police" a moral victory by walking away first. If you're gonna play the game, play it to win. Never let scum like those two officers feel good and powerful by chasing you off. That officer made the suggestion about "standing there all day", i would've granted his wish. :)

Well done! Stand up for the people 💪🏽

Hahahaaa this is quality

This is harasment

Your not wasting police time!! They were wasting our public resources 🤟🙏🤟

Nice to see the Police putting in a good hard days work.

There logic tells you everyone who walks past a police station should be followed because they might be going to commit a crime

ive just discoverd these audit videos...how long have people been doing this kinda thing? its very interesting to watch

love it

What happened to innocent until PROVEN guilty? These tyrants seem to have forgotten that they are public servants.

More silent audits please!

Boldly copper on right kept doing a chicken movement with his head when he spoke😂

They walk up to you and says "I can stand here all day" & "you're wasting my time" makes sense 😂

Currently 😷 ill in hospital but been mindge watching your episodes. They are really good. You certainly have balls don’t know if I could do the same

lol love it. I've yet to do the silent treatment. Gonna give it a try

if only they would send this much time when your house get brock in to ring up and they come next day

Failure to identify means personally liable for civil and lawful claims, call the police and request a constable and press charges.

Nicely done. Keep it up