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@revilsanjiani146Ай бұрын
THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING TAKISTAN⚪⚫🟢 THANK THANK YOU YOU GOT A SUB THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF TAKISTAN
@giacomomeluzzi280Ай бұрын
"This guy has 40 permits" "Is he allowed to have that many permits?" truly a commentary on modern bureaucracy lmao
@ruota4796Ай бұрын
"you have a permit for all those permits?"
@JarthenGreenmeadowАй бұрын
"Sorry sir you have 40 permits and you only have a permit to have 38 permits, you'll have to come with me"
@user-ix5up5sr7mАй бұрын
Germany Simulator
@JimmyJANFUАй бұрын
I personally found no issue with whatever money laundering operation was taking place at the time
@toyocollaАй бұрын
bruh imagine all the red tape involved
@stavros6969Ай бұрын
ah yes my favorite type of military simulation, office paperwork
@Unknown_OohАй бұрын
It's not truly a milsim unless a quarter of the gameplay consists of briefings, debriefs, and paperwork.
@mr.radovic702Ай бұрын
@@Unknown_Ooh And another 2.5/4 is just walking or driving...
@alexturnbackthearmy1907Ай бұрын
@@mr.radovic702 Another 3/4 is just doing nothing...while "doing" other stuff.
@NONIWDDАй бұрын
Standing by to standby sir!!!
@Hunter57588Ай бұрын
@@alexturnbackthearmy1907 hold up the math ain’t mathing rn
@mrmunchkin2181Ай бұрын
Actually, this could be expanded upon where the events of the next game are determined by what items can be smuggled through the border in a previous game.
@BaronVonMottАй бұрын
By my count, 7/10 people crossing died, and the entire security team (plus the news crew) were wiped out. That is one serious mortality rate for this border crossing 😂
@methinc.529421 күн бұрын
most peaceful day in us mexico border
@getoutofmyheadguy2 ай бұрын
I wish I had friends.
@RichardJANFU2 ай бұрын
Bro are you good?
@MichaelJANFU2 ай бұрын
Me too
@getoutofmyheadguy2 ай бұрын
@@MichaelJANFU i am down bad my friend
@ACCB710Ай бұрын
@@getoutofmyheadguy welcome to the club brother
@RaptorsifiedАй бұрын
I watch these videos to pretend I too have friends to play with.
@itsmrbigsmoke862Ай бұрын
I love how the outpost is in the pristine position to just, walk around 💀
@str3525Ай бұрын
My man just wanted to bring bananas as his road trip snack 😂
@brandonwilliams6221Ай бұрын
“I think he’s dead.” *unsubscribes prisoner from earth right before the media can see* “Oh right he’s dead I forgot.” 😂 “I am beautiful woman!” “Alright let’s not get ahead of ourselves. 😂”
@ParaffinOil-cq2wn2 ай бұрын
I liked the flag and we had the flagpole in the modpack, that's the level of thought that went into choosing Abkhazia
@gordon98212 ай бұрын
Can't wait to see the next fringe nation flag
@JimmyJANFUАй бұрын
10 years of fighting minor virtual conflicts and you're just now telling me it's because you like the flags???
@AceIsGamingАй бұрын
Never thought I'd see someone in 2024 playing "Border Patrol" on ArmA 3. This was the funnest little game mode back on Operation Flashpoint on the original Xbox.
@jonathanoriley8260Ай бұрын
Border Patrol and Checkpoint Ops are very common in ArmA milsim.
@claux16gaming68Ай бұрын
Why does this guy only have 384 subs? this is peak content
@queuedjar4578Ай бұрын
Arma content creators try not to be fucked over by youtube algorithms (impossible challenge).
@BaronVonMottАй бұрын
Looks like he's gained over a thousand since this uploaded, so I guess this video might be the one that finally gets him some recognition!
@Miliradian25 күн бұрын
hes 3k now
@Unknown_OohАй бұрын
Those batteries arent gonna throw themselves in the ocean 😂
@gordon98212 ай бұрын
"I'm stuck in the dab animation" 🤣
@namelessperson3559Ай бұрын
it would be cool if the successfully smuggled weapons and contraband would be sold/used in a rebellion/war after the border crossing event and the fighters had to use whatever items smuggled in
@RandooGamingАй бұрын
I originally thought that's how this would play out lol
@Kajiraksa25Ай бұрын
so technically contraband police with friends? damn it sounds fun
@lazypizzaship8911Ай бұрын
Thank you algorithm for delivering me this video I so desperately needed.
@Cyber_EngineerАй бұрын
The journalist doing better job than actual officer is hilarious
@lucagodoy7637Ай бұрын
I love your humor, person i didn't know till today
@widepootisАй бұрын
Love how no one cares that first guy escaped the prison by probably opening the door
@weiss64327 күн бұрын
My family and I visited Abhazia twice as a vacation destination. The russian side of the border gad good security, many borderguards and so on while the Abhazian side had like one or several guys, I don't remember exactly, he checked our passports for a brief moment and that was it. Russians asked us some questions to verify our identity, and the Abhazian borderguard just looked at our passports and said:"Alright, you are free to go".
@benmckee1122Ай бұрын
I really like the pacing in this compared to most ArmA videos. You actually show what's going on instead of just HeeHOO fUnNy mOmEnts
@spacecowboy1438Ай бұрын
It's a checkpoint RP, I love those events in ArmA Reforger.
@TheRealTburtАй бұрын
Border guard for multiplayer is more hectic than any firefight.
@akaEsitАй бұрын
i actually watched this while being high and it was peak comedy.
@hinglemingleberry253Ай бұрын
Same bro
@BleachBanditАй бұрын
Same here bro
@dogewow4858Ай бұрын
same lol
@deftonescommandoАй бұрын
just did that
@schnitzelmandownbadfrfr377816 күн бұрын
“The security troops have found something under his car, and he also does not have Id. he is also hitting the dab and the griddy”
@unitalavanta1772Ай бұрын
I used to this with friends a lot in various scenarios many many years ago. From police checkpoint things, to big government border checkpoints, to military defensive forces doing checkpoints.
@steelknight1100Ай бұрын
Bro, with this editing and format I expected to see that you had atleast 400k subs. You'll definitely get there man.
@LeetHaxingtonАй бұрын
Whats the best job at a checkpoint? I bet the watch tower is chill other than if you miss something youre in trouble. And the coffee and bathrooms are probably in the main office. Main office probably has AC but you’re probably stuck doing computer work all day. Guard has to deal with people but maybe gets to chill in between that. Security just has to stand around and be present mostly but they can’t just like sit or goof off
@xj770HUNАй бұрын
I need more border check point videos from you guys!
@RatWorldMediaАй бұрын
"Theres no rights in this country we're probably just going to behead you" that line killed me everytime
@VenlysiАй бұрын
one of the most entertaining videos from a smaller youtuber ive watched in a while
@pinochetaugusto242123 күн бұрын
As a resident of Abkhazia, I will say that our border guards do not really want to check documents and just look at your passport for 10 seconds and let you through🙂
@zeldazackmanАй бұрын
Off of this video I winded up going into a rabbit hole of trying to find out if "Abkhazia" was even a real place simply because at first I thought the flag looked fake as all hell, only to then see the foreign affairs website at 2:15, learned about an entirely new place that I'd never have any idea of existing prior and more importantly how they make their moonshine.
@AviciizАй бұрын
This is actually peak multiplayer gameplay
@connordlthegamer2980Ай бұрын
444 subs??? This is just like the hit game Ace Combat 7, I'm gonna subscribe now.
@xXMapleVodkaXxАй бұрын
It's things like this that make me glad our common ancestral chimpanzee grandfather ate those weird mushrooms and started seeking patterns
@bostonian4650Ай бұрын
This is actually one of the funniest yt vids I’ve seen in a min; keep up the great work
@ninwiz45Ай бұрын
This was an awesome video. Keep up the amazing work; you have promise in the near future.
@goldenpg5563Ай бұрын
28:49 made me laugh so hard. Great video. Ive never been more entertained by peaceful tarkov
@carcinogenical4389Ай бұрын
Coked up construction workers is gold
@furiousdestroyer2.05020 күн бұрын
This is literally what I do with my group on reforge. I thought we were the only people.
@blackoutlol2857Ай бұрын
Honestly this is actually a really good idea for an arma server would be interesting to try the same thing in reforger!
@Honkious5824Ай бұрын
That man was determined to build road.
@SuperMichael99625 күн бұрын
30:35 can I just clink a glass of wine to the editor? I keep seeing editors writing subtitles (text floating on the screen, not youtube's subtitles) and hearing the absolute opposite thing from what's said or even not understanding it at all and replacing it with *?* or *gibberish*. All my respect to video editors who have keen hearing and a perfect understanding of english. o7
@IckenOodleOup2 ай бұрын
Bumping for good content #arma #papersplease #arma3
@benniTM26 күн бұрын
That's a great adaption of a banger like Papers, Please
@wrecker4846Ай бұрын
Lol the person saying "im a woman" 26:49 sounding like Mort from Madagascar lol
@daniellongfellow23427 күн бұрын
Lost it at "can you see the crane?" dude broke character sooo good.
@humanharddrive1Ай бұрын
this is such a good idea for a game
@HekedaАй бұрын
Underated youtuber
@rolie2713Ай бұрын
I love post Soviet states they so silly
@roomba8846Ай бұрын
just 995 subs? bro this is peak you deserve more than that
@ChipisАй бұрын
I used to obsessively play a similar mode on ARMA 2
@Wanderer_bunАй бұрын
Checkpoint RPs are my absolute fav in arma!
@jackr2287Ай бұрын
Ah, Arma RP shenanigans, what fun.
@liamgahan2855Ай бұрын
I played the first papers please. OG operation flashpoint elite cold war crisis, border role play. Once the cars ran out at civ spawn, restart, no scripts worked properly and if you took down the bridge which was east to do, it was over lol. So many great memories.
@CaptnTsparro6 күн бұрын
“That was the richest Columbian I’ve ever tasted”! Here at the border crossing 🤣🤣
@serganta8861Ай бұрын
"I think he died there" - Proceeds to execute him You sure you are not Canadian?
@teunissenstefan28 күн бұрын
This is quality content. I just subbed, you should have way more subs..
@thephantomx6467Ай бұрын
Man, now I wanna play this in Arma
@HEKVTАй бұрын
This is such a weird concept and I'm not sure why KZfaq recommended it, but I love it.
@stephano7718Ай бұрын
You deserve more subs, this video is great
@crimsonsxrazor8243Ай бұрын
Cool concept I like it
@Ian.420Ай бұрын
Aaah the polish trash can cannon. My beloved.
@Matt_253525 күн бұрын
Lovely, 10 different mic’s talking at once with no cohesive command structure😄
@Shywer13 күн бұрын
This is what Contraband Police could be in Multiplayer :D
@jeremy5602Ай бұрын
I saw the title of the video and knew I had to watch it. I had no idea it was gonna be Arma 3 🤣
@BleachBanditАй бұрын
4:35 wait a second… Is that… a Star of David?!?!
@masondegaulle57313 күн бұрын
Welcome to Arstotzka. Cause no trouble.
@plundaphonikz2570Ай бұрын
Your voices are too sweet for border guards.. But Reaally cool video! LOVE THIS!
@based..Ай бұрын
Whenever I hear 'Takistan' I think of "How many executions is considered TOO FAR?"
@emzedjiklool511Ай бұрын
"guytransportingterroristsayswhat?" *silence* "guytransportingterroristsaysnothing?" incredible battle of wits, he deflected your first move and you've adapted and counter attacked almost immediately
@alessandrocanale6189Ай бұрын
11:04 "what are the miranda rigths in this country? Oh whait there are no rigths in this country!" Bro that is not even a country 😂
@TycoonTitian01Ай бұрын
checkpoint op moment
@pocketgames6147Ай бұрын
underrated channel
@Shamino1Ай бұрын
The star of david on the guys head at 4:33 as he says 'Inshallah' absolutely fucking sent me.
@DoktorSwag697 күн бұрын
The guy going to his “brother’s wedding” used the word “inshallah” with a Star of David glued to his forehead. Shortly after, he says “god bless you”
@JimmyJANFU2 ай бұрын
My real enemy is chiquita bananas and i will NOT apologize
@vert2552Ай бұрын
Arma life. The second i saw location soo many memories have come back Sooo many drugs smuggled trough the border.... good times :P
@naiknaik8812Ай бұрын
realistic going abroad simulator
@SonTek71Ай бұрын
we need so much more of this
@blackhawk6107Ай бұрын
this is actually really cool lol nice video
@Shywer13 күн бұрын
You need to make more like this! xD Please!
@strata2kАй бұрын
awesome vid bro
@redtv34Ай бұрын
1:10 my beloved country..... TURKIYE.... this is a fight in our national assembly. They're fighting for money i think idk.
@Unnamed_xyАй бұрын
0:19 Demonight Gaming
@hinglemingleberry253Ай бұрын
This is an awesome video with great editing but I think it would be helpful to put like the name of the person who's pov it is so it's less confusing
@Handlenamexyz1249 күн бұрын
19:37 caught me off guard
@ShravanPrasadАй бұрын
Real OGs remember Roadblock Duty ACE from ArmA II
@bruhman2089Ай бұрын
The true military simulator of our time.
@guitarpicplayer465Ай бұрын
11:20 What happened to his face 😭 Why is it all smeared
@YahudiDestroyerАй бұрын
under rated video
@the_babbleboomАй бұрын
i remember a mission like that from arma 2 days with scripted events and civilians and attackers were AI controlled. and the whole role play experience was arma 2 takistan life servers before they became shit with blufor always setting up checkpoints like that.
@ryanbath1050Ай бұрын
Wait what rights does he have? “There are no rights” 😂😂
@waterbottlefilms6563Ай бұрын
Realistic gameplay "That's battery of an officer" watches him pee
@stardog1337Ай бұрын
This video is fire. Keep it up
@rusteddenial453Ай бұрын
I agree although i dont understand how thid game would work