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Welcome to therepy shop Cross = 1 Holy water =10 Church = 20 Therapist =100 Hospital = 200 Doctor = 400 Nurse = 500 Nun = 900 Priest = 10,000

Bro eats a saw and a traffic light💀💀

Woman: no reaction 5 minutes later Hospital: no reaction

I have therapy tomorrow wanna come team ⬇️ OML THANK YOU GOR THE LIKES❤❤❤

If anyone that has holy water here give some to Me.... How did you fit that in there girl?!?!

I literally just looked up chloe and this came up😭

I need holy water 💀 👇

Me: _sighs_ _opens comment section_

welp, thats enough internet for today

Bro pulled out her umbilical cord😂

Welcome to another episode of wtf did I just watch

Why did I get this from lookin up 🤫🧏🏻‍♂️

Dora gonna be searching around in there😭

This is why dory from finding Nemo has memory loss, yet she still can’t forget this💀💀💀

I just searched up the song ❄ H+3+R And this showed up💀☠️

That wasn’t her umbilical cord💀

Free holy water 💀. Edit: y’all bots in my replies💀 👇

I need holy water💀☠️

Me: you can also hide a baby💀

Do nothing 🙂‍↔️ Call the church 🙂‍↕️

I'll pay for everyone's therapy 🗿💀🖐😭 Edit: CRAP THATS A LOT A LIKES edit 2: 911: 911 What's your emergency? me: MY PHONE IS FLYI-

Did anyone else find this disgusting and anxious?

You could hide a tv in there 😂

really felt like she was gonna pull out a baby there for a second… i’m glad she didn’t. 😐

No one's gonna mention how she had a freaking TRAFFIC LIGHT!

I showed this to my therapist now I am her therapist 💀

Dude Rapunzel is even jealous of this-

That green thing looks like sea grapes ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Phone: yeeted KZfaq: deleted Therapist:needed Wtf did I watch?

Therapy is paid for everyone today 🗿💀

Imagine the smell☠️

People in 1920: “In 2024 they will have flying cars! Us in 2024:

Literally for second I thought she took out her heart 💀💀💀💀

Very very cringe button 👇

Bro the saw blade 😂

All I did was press "."

she pulled out the outlines of her organs 💀💀

Therapy ♾️ seats left

i found this by spamming 65 random emojis 💀💀😭😭

My therapist now needs a therapist and that one needs one too💀

She pulled out a CHAINSAW

A car and a baby cat

I think that’s enough internet for today💀

"MA'AM THATS YOUR VITAL ORGANS!"

Bro ate a traffic light

Jokes on you that was your intestine 💀

When You Fart, You Need to Go to the Bathroom.

Bro that's where the blood is💀

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now. [3]A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis. Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant cover 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, except Greenland and Antarctica.[4] Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. They include the "grass" of the family Poaceae, which are called grass by ordinary people. This family is also called the Gramineae, and includes some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[5] These three families are not very closely related, though all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a similar life-style. With around 780 genera and around 12,000 species,[3] the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family, after the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae.[6] The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow tall, such as bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[7] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).

She’s been eating since 1978 💀

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What did I just watch- 💀💀💀

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.

I searched up a dot and random emojis and found this

The shop! ------------------- 1 reply: 30 tickets to therapy 51 replies: a cross 30: grenade 10000: memory wipe -------------------

Tại sao trong vỏ lại có gà, vật sắc nhọn, camera giao thông💀

tonight's episode of the writers barely disguised fetish

Anyways here's a pumpkin pie recipe Ingredients: - 1 9-inch unbaked pie crust - 1 15-ounce can pumpkin puree - 1 cup brown sugar - 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon - 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger - 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves - 1/2 teaspoon salt - 3 large eggs - 1 cup evaporated milk - Whipped cream (for topping) Instructions: 1. Preheat the oven to 425°F (220°C). 2. In a large bowl, mix together the pumpkin puree, brown sugar, cinnamon, ginger, cloves, and salt. 3. Beat the eggs in a separate bowl, then add them to the pumpkin mixture. 4. Gradually stir in the evaporated milk until everything is well combined. 5. Pour the pumpkin filling into the unbaked pie crust. 6. Bake the pie in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. 7. Reduce the oven temperature to 350°F (175°C) and continue baking for another 40-50 minutes, or until a knife inserted near the center comes out clean. 8. Allow the pie to cool completely before serving. 9. Serve with a dollop of whipped cream on top. 10. Enjoy your delicious homemade pumpkin pie! Feel free to adjust the spices or sweetness to suit your taste preferences. Enjoy!

Danm this the new fucking CaseOh

A whole person probably even a house😂

How was she chill about it💀💀

My therapist is going to need a mental hospital, that mental hospital is going to end up in total madness.

Bro ate a whole entire traffic light😂 🚥

I I am obsessed with pregnant women

I'll pay for everyone's therapy-

Bro ate a chainsaw

My mind in a middle of a math test:

Buddy had 1+ inventory💀

i like this i give this 100M likes

I Didn't Expect A Flower Having Sunglasses

Full stop punctuation videos be like:

imagine if she is pregnant

so we gone ignore the fact she pulled a saw out.

Ain’t no way she just ate a stoplight

Who came from typing “٪؜” using the Arabic keyboard in the search bar then clicking the fourth result that showed up, followed by clicking on the third video that showed up?

Body:1% meat Body:99% stuff

Bro were playing this song in orchestra! "Danse Macabre"

The satisfaction part be like:💩💩

"One last short before bed!" *The short:* 💀

You didn’t search this up, it search it up for you.

BRO IM EATING 💀

Ima need a therapist now💀

i'll pay for the bleach, who wants some?

When she first dipped in her belly button, I felt that too, and it hurt too

Bruh just really got rid of the intestines 💀💀💀💀💀

Welcome traveler, we don't get many visitors around these parts of the KZfaq shorts, anyway take these, you'll need them, also you guys can refill if we get the like goals 50 Anti-cringe pills (duration 10 minutes) 50 likes 10 Rick shields (break after rickroll impact) 100 likes 20 Internet points (permanent item) 150 likes That's all I've managed to gather throughout exploring the dark side of KZfaq shorts, these items are scarce, happy travels!

Turkey, Saw, Traffic lights, You name it!

Bro I just searched "🗣️"

Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.

I need therapy twice

On today's episode of what the fuck did I just witness:

Is it just me or did i think the turkey was her organ?

Me: This is disgusting Proceeds to like the video

Sunflower: ahhh feeling coo- WHAT THE FUCK

Bro just pulled out her intestines

For some reason i think this feels painful

Is that a full roasted turkey-😰(Ofc I liked my own comment)

I WOULDVE PULLED A NEEDLE AND 2 COINS OUT THERE BC WHEN I WAS YOUNG I SWALLOWED THOSE ITEMS ACCIDENTALLY😅