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I had students try the Scantron trick. What they didn't know was the college had a rubber stamp made up with that missing rectangle on it. It didn't take long to stamp any sheet that the machine rejected. On the odd occasion the whole class tried it, it was about five minutes work to stamp the entire pile. Always funny the following day when I was handing out grades for the test when they realised their plan failed.

Story 20: used to know a guy that did a pod-cast way back in the '00 before those were a major thing. Every so often he would put out a bit bowl of m&ms with one skittle in them and wait for someone to find it.

Arrgh Story 32 I hate you 😂. I clean at a school and I can just imagine how pissed off the cleaners would be when they found the graffiti on the holiday clean!!

Me and my buddies got a free water at Jack in the box and we got every condiment, salt, pepper, everything they had and just for fun we just put it into the water it turned black with the soy sauce and looked like soda then one of our schoolmates came in and one of our friends said he'll trade the soda for a taco the schoolmate agreed. we got out quick and hid behind some cars in the parking lot to look through the windows untill he drank that and immediately spat everything out and got mad. it was basically concentrated salt and ketchup with a strong tang of soy sauce

8:50 absolute mad lad

The one that made me laugh is #35 I see myself doing that

I'm rewatching the original avengers, does that count?

My older brother s a'd me and our younger brother for about a decade. That's quite evil.

Once caught some privileged girls setting their purses and stuff on my Cadillac. Popped the trunk with the key fob and watched them grab for the contents of their purses in horror

Mid 90s like most nerds, had a bully. His family went out of town. So I snuck out one night and pit our dogs poop in the swamp cooler, which kept it moist and fragrant.

I actually use the vacuum cleaner (hoover for those of you who speak a different dialect of English than I do). You think that's not evil? Ask my cats their opinion on it.

My uncle was a little rebel when he was young. he growed up in ancient germany when Planned economy was a thing and he swapped the selling signs for salt and chocolate one day. one said "onlly available 1 package per family". Ill let you guess what product was determened to have this sign on it and what other product got sold "out of the ordinary much!!" this day at the grocery store.

Atilltryumg to work out the male anatomy when you switch the i and e in Caroline. .

story 18 dude was such an ah😭

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