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Fernweh by JPTR FX

@@Londonjefsomething Fantastic suggestion. It’s now in the queue.

Do another parody video like this of how Klon snobs act 😂

@@-MyNameHere- So close to the Notaklön release? Are you trying to DOX me??! 🤣 Consider it done.

I’m glad, and thank you for sharing that. You know, it takes a lot of jilly excavators to wade through nigasntic frestines when listening to this video. And if you’re like me, you ALSO have triverbial polygoodles to think about.

🤣🤣@@amplethought

@@amplethought Naturally of course ..... DUH 🙄

don't forget to use it in the studio also!

Totally.

“Let he without mange cast the first Notaklön,” sayeth Josh.

My favorite part is when they compare innumerable low-gain overdrives. They already sound about the same before you run them through KZfaq compression and my laptop’s built-in speakers.

If I’m to aim for the perfect guitar pedal video, you are absolutely correct: I must and I ought, so I shall. But here’s some waxing poetic to fill your boots… “This overdrive has probably been my closest friend. Through good times and bad, I knew I had a winner when I walked into an old mom n’ pop music store in Havre, Montana and the guy across the checkout said, “How’s about it, stranger? What’ll be, then?” He had a glass eye and a lame right leg that led me to believe, ‘This guy’s seen some shit.’ He brought over a rack of quakers, shakers, and zoomers. I tried ‘em all on a 1972 Fender Twin Reverb with the dual Vibrato knobs in steel black. And then I saw THIS box in the corner under a muffler and a bag of old Rickenbacker tubes. I felt Ritchie Valens’ spirit push me to ask, ‘What about this one?’ He said, quivering as he turned the satin sheet over it, ‘You don’t want that one…. It’s …. cursed.’ Haunted as it may be, I needed to know. You can hear the fibrillation between the anodes. Listen. (Cadd9) Delicious. Wait, one more. (Amin pent arpeggio) Isn’t it just … EEGGHHH Anyway, he warned me… but I insisted. We still keep in touch.”

@@amplethought yeah i had a similar *@&$%^! thing happen da me ay. Totally turned my *@&$%^! life around. Anyway, cheers from the *@&$%^! land Downundah, mate. 🍻 \m/ 0_o \m/

@@pahema472 YOURE AWESOME. Stop in Brisbane for me and go the Shingle Inn and thank Roger for the spiciest pepper I’ve ever had in my life.

Ya got me.

Shout out to Officer Barberry, Jimmy, and all my Crab People!

@@amplethoughtbarbrady *

@@FrankDux-uo7ig Thank you. I think that got autocorrected and I missed it. But it has also been YEARS, so totally could be my error.

No more than Mars. Don’t forget about our little brother planet. That’s what the Red Scare was all about. Commies were moving to Mars and taking all guitar pedals with them. Scary stuff. Thank goodness for JFK.

That should be on a t-shirt.

No one but you (so far) figured out the encabulator. You win the gavelbasket of paddle steam.

@@amplethought You just don't get the same tones when you're not using something that isn't surmounted by a plate of pre-formulated amulite, partially due to the loss of modial interaction and magneto reluctance. But, like my father always said to me, " Fan your panmarzel fans and you will never have to worry about your differential girdle springs"

@@jordanfreeman4170 Your dad was a wise man. Though, he probably grew up with a deedlescope and hopper malefaction thrust-angling pins. Generations of commified voltaic dipoles. They really were the greatest generation- but then again, they were also responsible for magnetic spiral gobs and frenetic mastication. So… ya know. Ya take the good with the bad.

That’s my go-to when I’m on the open road with the monkeys right before we have a weird ask and destroy the green room. But we destroy it with avant-garde stand-up slam dunk poetry. It’s a whole “thing.”

Can we hear your chortle on clean for comparison?

@@3PLMAG I hadn’t thought of that. The problem is, when you have a divolent yodel DAW, the coniption hords really bring down the exception rouge, so if you find yourself compressing in mono, you’re going to have bit-glare and sibilance rattling.

@@amplethought Your problem is that you need the replicant hummus chip instead of avocado glasses.

@@stilllifewithguitar184 Slow down slow down…. I’m writing this in my notes… “Hummus chip” “No glasses”. Got it. ………. Wait. What SIZE hummus chip?!? I NEED TO KNOW. Everyone stop. Call your friends. Send out an APB for the size of hummus chip. Is it garlicky? Do I also need sesame? If so, grab me an Epi-Pen in case someone is allergic. Okay. MOVE TEAM! Go! Go! GO!!!!!

Or at the bank! Or the grocery store! Don’t forget about the grocery store!!!!

I’m bad at math, but my basic calculations have determined that’s a lot of euros. Or francs.

@@amplethought i presented these findings to my old college professor and he said “yep”.

It’s okay.

You’re a real workhorse that keeps me wanting to do videos!!!

Then my job is done. If it comes across correctly to the wives, I have no more lands to conquer.

I TRIED forgetting it! Thanks for reminding me! Jeeez. 😆

That’s insane! I haven’t found a single pedal that reduces scrongle!!! AND DRABOO? Are YOU KIDDING ME?!? I’ll pay any amount for such a device. Thanks for the heads up!

@@amplethought You can buy mine for only $6000.- 😇

@@josdurkstraful I have a strand of horse hair I got from a prospector in Nevada. Will you take a strand of horse hair I got from a prospector in Nevada? My general economic standing is based in bartering strands of horse hair I got from a prospector in Nevada. And if it helps at all, it’s not from Reno.

@@amplethought Sorry but I am allergic to horse hair...... 😁

I take it that it was from a real workhorse?

OR in Iceland if you solve a riddle. Yours may or may not involve rock stacking, but do please take their belief in trolls and fairies and ogres seriously. Otherwise, no pedal for you.

Túvan throat singing is where Corey Taylor got his big break!!! BIG Nepal fan. HUGE in Tibet. Which is heard isn’t free. So… keep that in mind.

See? Mom tested, guitarist approved.

Agreed. 👍🏼

You made the right choice, dear viewer. There are a lot of workhorses to be worked with when working with workhorses. And if you’re at work, it’s probably best to work around the workhorse woulds and coulds and shoulds of the day. Especially if you have an acid trip jungle rave band.

And I yours, dear amphibious viewer. You know, I may not be versed in breathing through my skin like a salamander or newt, but I bask in the glorious edification of this anamniotic exchange, and I look forward to development within the cockles of my existential and binomial soul so that I may masticate and rotate my spirit anew. The petiole of my visage is but a ransom too safe for remedy, and too vulnerable to segmentation. May you find narcosis in love, and villatic, freshwater wetlands upon the brink of the New Year.

@@amplethought 🤣 Subscribing for that response alone.

@@amphibious4463 You’ve made every parent on Earth proud. You make good decisions. That much is clear.

That would be amazing.

Glad you liked it! Thanks for watching!

Thank you very much for watching! Please check out some of my other videos!

Spoken like a true master. If I’m using a cadmium flex bus, I usually core my pin lobs to my input rack and muscle down the heatsink. (But only if I’m planning on ranging beacon comp modes in gear semitones- obviously)🙄 But my power core is a Vox Doodler; so… ya know. Can’t really mix benzene caps with humbucking morning phasing. OR CAN I?!? Ooooooooooo 👻

Well, now you have an introduction to most of them. 😊

MUCH appreciated.

Yeah. What the heck? Feel free to tell your friends and neighbors and clergy and pet walkers and mechanics and old professors and that guy from high school who you just KNEW was going to be in the news one day. If need be, call his parole officer, Debra, (because of course it’s a Debra) and tell HER about the channel and tell her to get off her high horse and she should really think about her life choices and then she’ll remember she always wanted to be a slam beat poet living in Alberta and coasting on the fact that she’s the most normal looking person in the fourth largest province in Canadiaville. And that’s what this channel is all about. Reminding people that normal people DO exist and it’s not all about glam and glory and tacos and bath salts. Oh, and tell Debra I’ll go to my next meeting- it’s been crazy lately with the baby and the kangaroo we just got at auction. She’ll understand.

YOU are the most spot on thing Ample Thought has ever seen!

The fornchlor is pretty fun, too. And don’’t forget about quake throttle. Seems like a very versatile noun.

I’m glad you enjoyed it, BUT, as noted in the video: it’s a real workhorse. 🐎

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed!

They don’t hate us. They resent us for the genius we employ, even when noodling with pedals they (or we) couldn’t possibly understand how they work. Just ask Josh at JHS- he’ll tell ya… ITS ALL MAGIC! 🪄

Then you can attest to it collapsing warble in real time. It’s got a yerno-cramsaw guarantee with zero buzz latency or cycle rooting. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore. Especially not with the malefaction poot drawer.

You’re too kind. Glad you got a chuckle!!!

It really still does need water, though. Thanks for watching until the very very very end!!

That guy sounds like that because he’s heard upwards of 2000 pedal videos and smashed all the voices together. It’s almost a “Charlie Brown’s adult figures” sound going on.

HIGH praise! I’ll keep on keepin’ on.

You're a REAL workhorse ​@@amplethought

@@cuckmasterflex9106 Much appreciated. I’m really not, though. Mind scribbles make its way to this silly channel and I am more than overjoyed I’m not the only one who recognizes the absurd and equally hilarious.

Good call. As MANY people have pointed that out, I PROMISE it won’t go undone in a future Tommy Shorts video.

I make a solemn vow to you @kanahmal that I will get back to pedal videos soon. But don’t tell anyone. Shhh. 🤫

You and me both, chappie.

FO SHO. Never a doubt. 101% of the time, it does the thing EVERY time.

I’m not normal, either. I had to think like a normal person to make this. It was… taxing.

I'm glad! Thank you so much for watching!

AS ONE DOES.

Indeed! www.mlive.com/news/flint/2023/12/latest-testing-shows-lead-in-flints-water-but-levels-remain-below-federal-threshold.html?outputType=amp

One might think that ALL stomp boxes are made like a tank. They are not. 🤣

tank reviewer: ”this thing is built like a pedal”

Your wish is my command. With the caveat that it’s gonna be a few days. I’m not MADE of genius, after all. Or mediocrity. But still… yeah. You get it.

i think you are equal parts genius and r#$%^d. The perfect mix! God speed you BIG BRAIN KING!@@amplethought

You and me both, brother.

GO REGULAR SHOW!!!

Someone had to say it. I’m glad it was you. But, SOME people do speak French, so there MAY be a chance after all.

YOU’RE the best line, pal.

@@amplethought thanks most people think I’m a square

@@brianfergus839 You likely are, then. BUT, here at Ample Thought, we take on ALL polygons. I ride or die for kind people.

Well, a BUNCH more are coming soon. Stay tuned!

You may be getting a job as my editorial chief.

@@amplethoughtHigh praise indeed. I have an Ivy league education and studied philosophy, theology and grecco roman history, so the guitar pedal market is very familiar to me.

@@woofcity6307 I think it was Seneca or Camus who said, “The world is knowing when, or more importantly, when NOT to dibble the pedal cavitation.” But I’m no scholar.

You're welcome! Thank YOU for watching!!

Maybe I was, maybe I wasn’t. Like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop, the world may never know. 😌

Well. Definitely breathe, please.

You must be well off. I’ve scrounged and saved for years but still can’t afford a complortion pedal. Must be nice to live like the 1%. 🤣

Thanks, pal! Come back any time and check out some of my other videos. Mucho apreciado. And I’m no polyglot, but I think apreciado is Spanish for goose. So. Much geese.

But no one but you and I know what a waneshaft even is. So…

Buddy- we ALL need a warble collapser. But only in frictionless tank rinds and frenetic dome inputs, ya know? I mean, it’s hard to shutter spacing latency with sibilant precision, but then again, I’m not going to ask my servo tech to string laparoscopic perimeters around my DAW, am I? We do what we must with Nötaklons and Whammys and Breakers and Flabloids and YertyFibbles. We’re pedalheads. Not…. well, I don’t know what something else would be…. But we’re not that. FO SHO, not that.

​@amplethought I wanted to respond with something as funny and witty, but I can't top that, so thanks for making me literally laugh out loud

It’s an honor and a privilege to serve any and all corncobs across the nation. I mainly serve them to my tummy tum, but serve them I must.

Because Chapman has been tangentially influential.

@@amplethought or would you say their influence is… t e r t i a r y ? ? ?

I might.

Omg, I DID forget. This is why I need an editor. Thank you, kind samaritan! I’ll make sure to include it in my next pedal video!

@@amplethought no problem.

Reykjavik! WAIT NO! It’s only available in the Ivory Coast. That’s West Africa. It’s riddled with pirates right now, though; so I’d see if you can get one in Portugal or Spain. There’s a tiny library in Zaragoza, and if you don’t speak Spanish, just ask for a “BO-TAY-AH DAY AHG WAH”. Your thirst will be quenched in time to behold the gravity of the Basquiat Lemon Reverb.

More on the way! Check out my latest video, too! It’s NotaKlön; it’s KlotaNön.

Don’t we all.

Me too, pal. Me too.

Wampjhsbosmonix is a real workhorse I use for my butter-shrouding plippy rev-dom band. Imagine if Mike Tyson had a blues metal band that only covered Deftones songs recorded in F#maj. Then cross that with Creed, Patsy Cline, and Styx. Then add a horn section mainly consisting of two dozen sousaphones and trombones. Then add barley and FunDip. Boom. That’s rev-dom in a nutshell. But not cashews. Which I don’t think come in a shell. But NEVER cashews. That’s very important. Iron Mike don’t mess around.

I missed a few points, but I think the idea is pretty much included. 🤣

Fine idea!! It’s in the queue.

Rock on!

Also, if you were asking for a recommendation, Wampler and Keeley (in my opinion) make the best compressors.

I’ll give you something I haven’t shared with the group. It’s groundbreaking, so you have to keep it between us…. The Persimmon Basqiuat Lemon Reverb ISN’T a voluminous quake throttle. It’s a balsamic cornivathe that has SIX detritus boosters and corrugated radio capsules. Not many people know that.

I like using a steam bucket and 20 feet of horizon refraction to REALLY get my timbre jiving.

ALL THE GREATS INVENT THEIR OWN WORDS. Just ask Anthony Burgess. And I guess George W.?

@bozosaurus666 Thank you! It’s about the silliest, laziest thing I’ve done on here and it blew up!