WHAT HAPPENS IF EVERY NIGHT IS A BLOOD MOON?! | 7 Days to Die MEGA EPISODE
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In a normal game of 7 Days to Die there's a Blood Moon every 7 days... but for Wade's Birthday I decided to give him the best gift of all and make EVERY NIGHT A BLOOD MOON!!
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@destrukto8736 4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting the whole time for Bob to pop in screaming "I'm 89% umbrella!"
@Eddieyeti_ttv 4 жыл бұрын
thats because its an old one that he played and reposted it again 😞
@supermariobros9527 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, ditto. Hopefully it will happen again in a future episode.
@blakecacini8016 4 жыл бұрын
@@supermariobros9527 did you say future episode?
@Broman2980 Жыл бұрын
Hello the past
@Drew-J.H.-Rochester Жыл бұрын
@@Broman2980 Hello the past.
@miabullafaloni1312 4 жыл бұрын
I love that Amy's version of "ya winnin', son?" Is "you killin everybody?"
@MagnumSized 4 жыл бұрын
and she's happy he's killing wade
@xerilaun 4 жыл бұрын
19:57
@afineg1 4 жыл бұрын
Mom comes in
@anything___Gaming 4 жыл бұрын
Literally the entire audience sees chica for 15 seconds losing their shit the entire time
@pierre-lucsurprenant490 4 жыл бұрын
^^
@Kekedekes 2 жыл бұрын
“The locals seem nice.” Wade’s humor is another level.
@chuckled125 2 жыл бұрын
That's something I can imagine a Left 4 Dead character saying
@Crims0n9088 2 жыл бұрын
Can I get a timestamp?
@Kekedekes 2 жыл бұрын
@@Crims0n9088 1:01:11 I had to watch it all over to find that, but I don’t mind. I’ve watched this video at least a dozen times.
@bird_with_knives 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kekedekes thanks, man
@iraf.official 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Uncle_Hargle 3 жыл бұрын
“The worst thing about betrayal is that it doesn’t come from an enemy.”
@aronymousboi2786 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's why it's referred to as a betrayal
@BrettAShore 2 жыл бұрын
@@aronymousboi2786 Damn that got me.
@rhettbaldwin2417 2 жыл бұрын
sun tzu, the art of war
@tylerthompson5859 2 жыл бұрын
That's some next level reddit t-shirt quote. I love it.
@nicholaskinkaid Жыл бұрын
Worst thing about murder is that someone doesn't get to walk away.
@mumblemaster 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Wade, these are vitamins they don't.." Wade: silently driving away
@TheMasterVictory 4 жыл бұрын
the betrayer got betrayed xD
@BroganiteOG 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Wade betrays Mark
@mylaedhros7965 4 жыл бұрын
Wade would NeVErrRr lol I love this so much.
@whitefang5973 4 жыл бұрын
And thus the circle of betrayal is complete
@darrellwillis4871 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *betrays Wade via bike* Wade: no u
@lillyolpin842 4 жыл бұрын
bob wasn't here so mark had to assume the position of "calculated betrayer"
@frederf3227 4 жыл бұрын
Bob? The nice one? Surely not!
@stanleyscalf8836 4 жыл бұрын
As opposed to Wades "Always betrayer because he's a complete idiot?"
@newbaggett 4 жыл бұрын
As opposed to: "Here yah go Mark!" "Aw thanks budd-...Wade, this is just vitamins." **BRRNG BRRING NOISES IN THE DISTANCE** "...Wade?"
@UncleSamAAAA 2 жыл бұрын
*before the stream* wade: yeah im just looking for something to relax to mark: ok, listen, you're gonna laugh
@carterround4600 10 ай бұрын
Y-you guys playing Uno over there?
@audreychalin17 10 ай бұрын
@@carterround4600”y-you guys playing 7 days to die over there? You guys wanna play the same game at the same like time?”
@ActualChrist 9 ай бұрын
Memento mori dude
@pastnfurious5847 2 жыл бұрын
29:18 "We'Re In ThE dEsErT, yOu DiNgUs." Cracks me up every time 🤣
@hanzha 2 жыл бұрын
The fact i came from a video from that title
@AlexGamer-rn2xo 2 жыл бұрын
@@hanzha same here
@CH51234 2 жыл бұрын
@@AlexGamer-rn2xo same
@jessicanirri7321 2 жыл бұрын
sounds like my daughter @korranirri
@airsoftrecap8646 2 жыл бұрын
I just saw your comment when he said that 😂
@madmouse1016 4 жыл бұрын
Amy like "you killing everybody?" Has the same vibe as a grandma trying to support her grandson's gaming xD
@bonnievoiceactor 4 жыл бұрын
It made me think of that "Are you winning, son?" meme XD
@natedogg1088 4 жыл бұрын
Gamers need support too :D Gooooooo Wade!!!
@yellowmelon9402 3 жыл бұрын
Totally
@TDuiker 3 жыл бұрын
i cant find wades perspective from this stream, like what hes doing all this time :P
@danubio79 3 жыл бұрын
@@TDuiker yeah, i wanna see "THE HOUSE"
@gabriellockwood2780 4 жыл бұрын
"There was a man lying down, and I went to check on him and he disappeared!" Is the same energy as; "THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER! There was also a snake!"
@juliannehaidusek4202 4 жыл бұрын
I understand this reference and I am very proud of myself.
@julien7196 4 жыл бұрын
@@juliannehaidusek4202 what is it a referance to
@ryndoesathing4183 4 жыл бұрын
@@julien7196 One of the hand simulators on an island
@rockysmith6105 4 жыл бұрын
@@julien7196 Yep, hand sim survival which mark would later solo to victory.
@Da_Shark 4 жыл бұрын
Wade is just a very special boi
@Sam-ho5kt 2 жыл бұрын
Amy: are you killing everybody? Mark: killing Wade apparently Amy: good job, good job
@ashleybarnes9343 2 жыл бұрын
Literally copied someone's comment from 2 years ago but sure
@Myuutsuu85 2 жыл бұрын
@@ashleybarnes9343 first world problems.
@elaineschow5700 Жыл бұрын
@@Myuutsuu85 XD
@Akira.0. 9 ай бұрын
Anyone who cares about copied comments are dumb cause mark has 30 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS
@Mudkippropagandamelody 8 ай бұрын
@@ashleybarnes9343 don't you think it's possible that maybe- stick with me for a moment- maybe they didn't see it?
@austinrowan9308 Жыл бұрын
“We’re going to survive; you, me, that zombie over there…” my favorite line.
@juliaperry5860 9 ай бұрын
" We're gonna live" In fact; they did not
@Green_Lightning_Games 5 ай бұрын
I have two. Wade: "OH FUCK ME!!!!" Mark:" What did you do?!?" Wade "THERE WAS A SURPRISE!" And Mark: "WAH!!!! THE COYOTE!!! It's dead. I exploded its brains."
@Green_Lightning_Games 5 ай бұрын
Forgot the times. The first one: 11:13 The second one: 11:28
@archerkuro4158 4 жыл бұрын
The real tittle is "Using Wade's Birthday as an Excuse to put him through Hell"
@triggered_atheist619 4 жыл бұрын
Under liked comment in my honest opinion
@tomurashigaraki7031 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@jacobbroughton6565 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite tittie
@bigc7099 4 жыл бұрын
;)
@raywoods2373 4 жыл бұрын
underrated this needs a heart at least 5 k likes
@dogdig 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: "I'm punching grass!" Mark while punching grass: "That's not building barricades!"
@MsNoPixel 4 жыл бұрын
I died when that happened... Marks over here in his own head like “shhhhh he’ll never know” (referring to wade knowing marks punching grass as well).
@crazyartist7479 4 жыл бұрын
NEW ENDING IN YANDERE SIM
@dracophoenixttv 4 жыл бұрын
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Mark only plays it when it updates if its an interesting one.
@moreclick978 4 жыл бұрын
@@dracophoenixttv which is never
@angelee3519 4 жыл бұрын
1000th like
@daveotakuman8933 3 жыл бұрын
I love how mark just hates on the church saying how bad a spawn it is, when it's the best most defendable chokepoint they find the whole playthrough
@FuriosasWarRig 2 жыл бұрын
Churches are just terrible anyway lmao
@leadmydayslord4027 2 жыл бұрын
I think uts cause he us atheist
@daveotakuman8933 2 жыл бұрын
@@leadmydayslord4027 not really what I ment but ok. Was just sayin from a logical standpoint its the best kill box. Not many points to defend so you could focus most of your attention on shoring up the front doors defenses. Hope that helps
@megarayquaza9054 Жыл бұрын
@@daveotakuman8933 with one possible problem of getting completely surrounded because of the fact that there's only 1 way out
@moth8638 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Amy came in and did a "are you winning son?" On Mark
@hughtran2520 3 жыл бұрын
"We're gonna survive, Right buddy?" "...." "Buddy?" Wade: "Im good. How are you?"
@samanthawehrmeister421 3 жыл бұрын
wade does not answer:panik he says "im good":kalm he says "im good: PANIK
@damophobe 3 жыл бұрын
Bethesda NPCs.
@bleh1822 3 жыл бұрын
Yo I do that to some time
@braindeadman1829 3 жыл бұрын
I read this just when they said it, perfect timing
@Tonsils-micman 3 жыл бұрын
@@samanthawehrmeister421z
@wakahisasensei 4 жыл бұрын
“Every night is a blood moon.” -Mark “I’m not a masochist” Fischbach
@rockstar292 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair mark was prepared for it, in this case he's more of a Sadist-
@Foreststrike 4 жыл бұрын
@@rockstar292 Why do I hear maniacal laughter?
@seemslegit614 4 жыл бұрын
He is more sadist than masochist Ethan on the other hand
@flightreactsfanboi9717 4 жыл бұрын
Hes neither
@memedaddy6189 4 жыл бұрын
666th like.
@thechimera5988 3 жыл бұрын
I love how in the beginning Mark is so supportive and caring, then as time goes on it turns into “We’re in the desert you dingus”
@GKAriell 2 жыл бұрын
I want a literal walking dead show but with just mark and Wade. I’d legit pay for it. Like. Each episode. Dear god this is great
@TheLadyKatt 2 жыл бұрын
This is gold
@meganhausman1443 6 ай бұрын
@GKAriell have you seen the Walking Dead episode of Drunk Minecraft? It’s so dumb. It’s one of my favorites. 😂
@rend3ring 4 жыл бұрын
Remember when this came out and Wade was like, "I'm getting a ton of birthday wishes, but my birthday was a month ago, so I'm guessing Mark uploaded a video." Cause I do.
@baneZacon 2 жыл бұрын
Pepperidge farm remembers~
@Sedvald 2 жыл бұрын
1 year later
@behindthesetup7098 2 жыл бұрын
What
@Fuck_handles 2 жыл бұрын
@@behindthesetup7098 see,this video was streamed on wade's birthday,while markiplier uploaded it on KZfaq a month after the original stream,hence some people thought it's wade's birthday and(i assume)they wished him happy birthday on his stream,then wade,using complex human thinking patterns,concluded that he's getting a ton of birthday wishes because mark has indeed uploaded their stream on his KZfaq channel.
@messyalien5164 2 жыл бұрын
@@baneZacon I love Family Guy references!!
@blindedace9011 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: REPAIR YOUR STUFF Wade: *starts singing "Seagulls, Stop It Now!"*
@CrossbredManiac 8 ай бұрын
Best thing is that a lot of people don't actually get why it's funny 😭
@willow8055 7 ай бұрын
classic
@blitzcha0s308 2 жыл бұрын
I've been rewatching this so many times that now I'm curious to see Wade's perspective of things. Especially curious about the house that Wade claims that there's so many loot.
@aaronstuff4770 2 жыл бұрын
i looked, it no exist
@aniyilator 4 ай бұрын
He was pulling the move that Mark used to do when he would pretend to go to his college classes by going somewhere and walking around for a while
@miahbey8583 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: Almost breaks nose sneezing while doing an Elmo impression, Dislocates thumb while playing animal crossing, Dislocates wrist jazz handing to hard
@spiritravenheart1335 4 жыл бұрын
He is very accident prone.
@Nucl34r_W1nt3r 4 жыл бұрын
truly the man we all must fear
@huuminbloodborn7570 4 жыл бұрын
Wade is made of paper, love, and rage.
@ScarletCandlelight 4 жыл бұрын
Ara we sure Wade doesn't have EDS?
@griffinsonjupiter 4 жыл бұрын
@@ScarletCandlelight fnejfidjd was literally about to comment that. Or maybe just hypermobile in some way. Dislocating things like that sn't normal. Are you EDS gang too?
@vilmosdibuz4408 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to the doctor, and when he asks what's the problem you have to explain that you, a 30 year old man broke your nose while doing an Elmo impression.
@liconytegaming421 4 жыл бұрын
Vilmos Dibuz is this some kind of further in the video joke i don’t understand
@nitro_shark1170 4 жыл бұрын
@@liconytegaming421 yes
@nitro_shark1170 4 жыл бұрын
@@liconytegaming421 there is some really funny moments so stick till the end :)
@spurka8837 4 жыл бұрын
Man, i'm gonna die, wade luck is like if god himself is messing with him for just for fun
@dovahcatgaming922 4 жыл бұрын
I need a video of this 😂
@DoubleADwarf 2 жыл бұрын
I really wish we could see the VOD from Wade's stream. I want to know what the hell he was doing for 5 days.
@neonsucgang3995 2 жыл бұрын
11:16 the way wade said "THERE IS A SURPRISE" is just hilarious
@Wla3-gt6dk 2 ай бұрын
Don’t forget “We’Re In ThE dEsErT yA dInGuS…” 😂😂😂
@neilgoldberg547 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: "oh my god im so dead" Mark: "Why did you fall off the roof"? Wade: "I panicked." Mark: "But I specifically told you not to panic." Wade: "But you said it in a way that made me panic even more"
@atticussato2990 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to : A N X I E T Y
@theholytoilet6668 4 жыл бұрын
Matthaeus As a toilet, I completely agree.
@cordero6960 4 жыл бұрын
yeah these two would do well in post apocalypse world
@KillsAtGames 4 жыл бұрын
panicked*
@nemeqis 4 жыл бұрын
I love that Mark's birthday gift for Wade is just him suffering. I love their friendship.
@infamousheadshaker3600 4 жыл бұрын
Hey I saw your comment on another video earlier
@infamousheadshaker3600 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@harkyreagan1089 4 жыл бұрын
Great comment wanna be friend :]
@harkyreagan1089 4 жыл бұрын
@@infamousheadshaker3600 I like how you comment wanna my girlfriend :]
@here5y 4 жыл бұрын
@@harkyreagan1089 well thats a way to get a girlfriend.
@king_carno 2 жыл бұрын
Wade: Mark the birds! Mark: That’s your problem man Wade: No they’re on you Mark: AHHH THE BIRDS!!!! Wade: That’s your problem you deserved that 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@SproutTussle Жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@Formersnail6631 Жыл бұрын
@@SproutTussle. About 9-10 minutes in
@alnikoamri1779 Жыл бұрын
@@SproutTussle 25:29
@amyhosey6910 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Let's start poking them from the gap" Also Mark: *Pulls out double barrel*
@thehalfnutprince 2 жыл бұрын
they're just really big pokes
@PirateOfGermany Жыл бұрын
*rip and tear fades in*
@Abyssal_Entity Жыл бұрын
He's just poking them with flying bullets
@marcywise1856 4 жыл бұрын
**Amy walks in** Mark:"Oh, Hey Amy" Amy: "You killing everybody?" Mark: "Just Wade." Amy: "Good Job. Good job." Me: ...👀
@gavin6993 4 жыл бұрын
Time?
@marcywise1856 4 жыл бұрын
@@gavin6993 19:50
@gavin6993 4 жыл бұрын
@@marcywise1856 ty ❤
@marcywise1856 4 жыл бұрын
@@gavin6993 Np 😊
@otterbread8200 4 жыл бұрын
she has such mum vibes i love it
@thedrifter5531 4 жыл бұрын
amy is like a proud mom "you killing everybody?"
@justalittleturtle5600 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of the Grandpa memes, "Are ya winning?"
@caidmendoza3445 4 жыл бұрын
@@justalittleturtle5600 my granda would see me miss a shot and go, "ya missed him bud"
@cubeass 4 жыл бұрын
"are you winning son?"
@vacantvoid3888 3 жыл бұрын
I'm on a desert deployment right now and let me tell you, when Wade said "I HATE THE DESERT" i felt that at an emotional friggin level man...
@mikeratomn3475 2 жыл бұрын
Really?
@jayspaz819 2 жыл бұрын
for what?
@bestelln 2 жыл бұрын
Same bro I’m in Africa 😂
@4ZRA3L562 2 жыл бұрын
he never replied must be ded now XD
@bestelln 2 жыл бұрын
@@4ZRA3L562 that's a really stupid thing to say
@kahnwae6324 2 жыл бұрын
"If I find a gun in this drop I'll give you one" Meanwhile Mark has like nine guns...
@somedudeoncomment9588 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@panicathogwarts 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "we're going to survive, aren't we buddy?" Wade:......................... "I'm good. How are you?"
@austinelledge7357 4 жыл бұрын
Officer: "How high are you?" Wade: "I'm good. How are you?"
@reydragonclaw1128 4 жыл бұрын
Mark's alter ego: Darkiplier, Warfestache, Googleiplier, Dr. Iplier- Wade's alter ego: *ELMO*
@galadrinihrinor4863 4 жыл бұрын
Bloodthirsty elmo
@carsondubose5662 4 жыл бұрын
no wade's alter ego is suffering elmo
@destinydestroyer9981 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@abandonedchannel8756 4 жыл бұрын
Sneezing elmo
@nathanialhammar9752 4 жыл бұрын
My alter ego is using an Elmo hat as mask and running up to people and scaring them
@w0lfsouls 2 жыл бұрын
Wade: “It’s gonna be a chill stream.” 😌 Mark: “Yeah about that…” 🤣🤣🤣
@BendyK_ 2 жыл бұрын
Wade: I fell of the ROOF and DIED! Mark: Why did you fall of a roof?! Wade: I panicked. Mark: I told you not to PANIC!
@thestrangemusician168 2 жыл бұрын
Wade: yeah but you said it in a way that made me panic more!
@potatotatoman1145 Жыл бұрын
Mark:That doesnt make any sense!
@DagothUr3427 3 жыл бұрын
“I got a tin can, a feather and a block of wood” Fuckin killed me
@matthollands7771 3 жыл бұрын
A yes. The trifecta to surviving a zombie apocalypse!
@flameyboy4184 2 жыл бұрын
If this was minecraft, free arrow
@itsbandyyy 2 жыл бұрын
hes ready for WAR
@mr.cathacker 2 жыл бұрын
A decorative spear
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Жыл бұрын
@@flameyboy4184 what about the flint?
@ZorotheGallade 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: "I'M GONNA BLEED OUT!" Mark: "Don't do that Wade." HEALING 100
@ShaggyTheClown17 4 жыл бұрын
101
@thegambleman8 4 жыл бұрын
wade did it to mark no it is mark's turn
@friedrice7876 4 жыл бұрын
ZorotheGallade The medic
@uwu8725 4 жыл бұрын
*RESTORATION 100
@ArgentoGaming 4 жыл бұрын
@@uwu8725 thank you, someone fixed it
@Fluffy1563 2 жыл бұрын
Me and my friend are doing this and it's both great and pants-shitting terrifying if you don't have enough supplies, ESPECIALLY if a certain SOMEONE turned the enemy count up to 64 zombies per player.
@seymourbuttz6419 2 жыл бұрын
Oh.
@Japhea Жыл бұрын
What is the time setting? Is the day cycle 30 minutes or 20?
@Fluffy1563 Жыл бұрын
@@Japhea It was 30 I think
@Japhea Жыл бұрын
@@Fluffy1563 thank you! Although I'm an idiot, he literally says it in the beginning of the video LOL! It's 20 minutes after all
@Fluffy1563 Жыл бұрын
@@Japhea lol, didn't hear that either. 0:36
@bananamanbobross1711 3 жыл бұрын
I love how you can just see Chica in Markiplier’s camera just being adorable
@yeetopateeto-2290 4 жыл бұрын
Bob is usually the one who is sensible so without him mark and wade are like two children without parents in a toy store.
@R4GNAR0G 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right. The way Wade whine at Mark when he ran away with the bike was hilarious. Just like a 5 year old when his favorite toy's taken away. LUL
@ishbr7896 4 жыл бұрын
Yup yup i agreed 😂
@charadreemurr3397 4 жыл бұрын
or it's like bob is that one parent that makes their kid (mark) go over to the weird kids (wade) birthday party and because bob isn't around, Mark isn't being nice anymore but then actually starts to like him by the end of the party
@kagari1426 4 жыл бұрын
Bob's secretly playing with them, he isn't in the,group and has build a bunker
@alexgray2039 4 жыл бұрын
I have never been so horribly offended by something I 100% agree with.
@Madking12357 4 жыл бұрын
The friendship between wade and mark is just so hilarious definitely warms the heart having them insult each other when they each make horrible decisions.
@Shytownn 4 жыл бұрын
Madking 357 the kings of horrible but hilarious decisions
@CeresEros 4 жыл бұрын
Shylah G. Exactly
@R4GNAR0G 4 жыл бұрын
Yea. Like siblings. Bob is the only mature one.
@katie1925 4 жыл бұрын
@@R4GNAR0G you know it's bad when you say bob is the most mature
@boojunkles 4 жыл бұрын
Woah Sheogorath I didn't know you watch Markiplier
@resonance1838 2 жыл бұрын
Wade: YOU GOT THREE DAYS IN?!?! Mark: *casual nervous laughter* I didn't wanna spoil the experience for you
@Keshia____ Жыл бұрын
Mark, Bob, and Wade really need to play more on this game
@dylanschmidt7739 Жыл бұрын
So true
@callumburtt2206 Жыл бұрын
imagine if jack joined them too
@Keshia____ Жыл бұрын
@@callumburtt2206 that would be epic
@Eris_Greyrat Жыл бұрын
Im sure they will be back when alpha 21 comes around becuase new content.
@xhasemcdonald5255 Ай бұрын
@@Eris_Greyratohh man I wish they did
@juhoflow695 4 жыл бұрын
_Markiplier's song:_ *T-E-A-M-W-O-R-K* *T* is for Two of us traveling together *E* is for Everyone loves me _"What?"_ *A* is for Always be there beside you *M* is for Mark is trustworthy _"Okay that checks out but shouldn't there be w o r k"_ *W* is for Wade he is the best in the world *O* is for Orange for the Bengals *R* is for raring to go down the road _"what was the last letter?" "K"_ *K* is for you'll be oKay
@clouded.2360 4 жыл бұрын
When was this?
@becauseican908 4 жыл бұрын
You need more likes
@stanmarsh7890 4 жыл бұрын
C is for the Cigar they left behind
@karissam3244 4 жыл бұрын
@@clouded.2360 1:19:16
@sleepyheadinsomniac6265 4 жыл бұрын
Raring*
@rammuertoanimations4664 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "you okay?" Wade: *"I CREAMED, I'M GOOD"* Ladies and gentlemen, the last survivors of humanity
@anujayabandu572 4 жыл бұрын
Ram Muerto Animations 🤣🤣🤣
@shotguntony4730 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: It must be eggs that make the birds go crazy. Me: No Mark I think they're just zombie birds.
@nany_quinha 2 жыл бұрын
Wade: i want water Also wade: *drinks water *Gets diarrhea *Gets thirstier
@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone: *Expects Mark to betray Wade* The end: *Wade betrays Mark*
@naythanthompson9602 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 3 жыл бұрын
@@opethium647, Thanx, same here, didn't expect someone with a taste in music like me to appear in the comments.
@vierzehn575 3 жыл бұрын
@@blazethedogo5943 no
@jrcspiderman2003 3 жыл бұрын
@@blazethedogo5943 that doesn't even make grammatical or logical sense to be a word ANYWHERE in that sentence
@blazethedogo5943 3 жыл бұрын
@@jrcspiderman2003 I see now. I’m dumb
@wildfirefox1 4 жыл бұрын
Wade has, so far: Dislocated his thump playing animal crossing Thought he broke his nose doing a voice bit while sneezing Dislocated his wrist and popped it back into place while playing an online boardgame with the group ??? More to come im sure
@meowkittymeowmeow2786 4 жыл бұрын
Wait what video did he dislocate his wrist?
@wildfirefox1 4 жыл бұрын
@@meowkittymeowmeow2786 It's Uno. "Wade literally breaks his hand"
@wolfychan4223 4 жыл бұрын
@@wildfirefox1 I can't find it. Did he delete it?
@siannon2 4 жыл бұрын
@@wolfychan4223 no he didnt
@SeaguIISoup 4 жыл бұрын
Wolfy Chan It’s on mark’s channel
@HorsesMore 2 жыл бұрын
At 58:02. Mark saying no no no no sounded like him starting the chainsaw 🤣🤣
@ditzydoo04 3 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how when Mark first stared playing 7 Days to Die, he need Wade for help, but now, this episode is an example of how Wade’s skills have just about completely abandoned him and went to Mark 😂
@nicholasdemaio3827 10 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing!
@emmam1282 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “did you just put the goggles on because they were an item that you found?” Wade: “yes?” I swear Wade is me
@jossefyoucef4977 4 жыл бұрын
Mark most likely did the same thing and just made wade feel bad about it
@tiffanywhitney9501 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@charlesmaas3984 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean, you are Wade?
@kendac5493 4 жыл бұрын
Wade is your spirit animal
@nebulaadora8339 4 жыл бұрын
Arthur Morgan grammar police!
@CaptainSkullDemon 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: [Rides off into the sunset] Wade: *[Rides off toward a zombie]*
@faztrapproductions6973 4 жыл бұрын
XDXD Sounds just like something they would do haha
@stylishniggachannel4763 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@andrewvandyke8615 4 жыл бұрын
Elmo ONE SHOT ONE KILL
@Alexander_productions 2 жыл бұрын
Wade: screaming from zombies. Mark: *barley holding in laugh*
@petegraf 6 ай бұрын
I've watched this so many times. And every time when Wade exasperatedly says, "There was a surprise!" Just fills my heart with glee.
@renakira3458 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Wade, these are vitamins they don't.." Wade: *Silently drives away* *I SENSE A DOUBLE BETRAYAL!!!*
@tsurra 4 жыл бұрын
The best part is, he was heading straight towards a zombie in his silence
@austinelledge7357 4 жыл бұрын
Oooohhh baby a triple!
@Squirtle0360 4 жыл бұрын
Remember Wade's birthday where they played Uno and everyone kept giving Wade bits on twitch for turnip soup? Because I do.
@emlynselene1096 4 жыл бұрын
I fondly remember that
@codeecho9404 4 жыл бұрын
Squirtle 360 his chat on stream and even some on KZfaq still bring up the turnips 😂
@anichka101 4 жыл бұрын
I rewatched that video just a couple days ago how nice
@mylaedhros7965 4 жыл бұрын
Lol turnip souppppp
@realgaminggenius 4 жыл бұрын
he still hasn't made that video of him eating turnip soup and i'm lowkey fuming
@EmberWishes147 3 жыл бұрын
Wade: I'm punching grass Mark, who is also punching grass: That's not barricading your house, what are you doing?!?! 😂
@heydude1112 2 жыл бұрын
0:29 That moment when a veteran gives you instructions to survive for at least a day on your own... gives me chills when I play this for the first time
@rivrrr29 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: not believing Wade when he says that he thought he broke his nose by sneezing and also dislocating his thumb playing animal crossing Me: this is the same man who some how dislocated his wrist by jazz handing too hard while playing UNO anything is possible Edit: thanks for all of the likes guys❤
@kewegahl7707 4 жыл бұрын
On next episode of stupid ways that wade hurts himself: wade breaks his ankle while jumping up from his chair It's stupid, but wade will make it work
@antiusinferno9396 4 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how he does any of this it might actually be beneficial for medical science to study Wade just to find out how he does it. I mean if we can figure it out we will know just how to prevent it and who knows maybe we'll find a cure for terrible luck and stupidity by doing so... or we'll forget about it and find cupcakes instead.
@lucamaniac796 4 жыл бұрын
Scp pleasssee
@Isopants 4 жыл бұрын
Totally believable, that kind of bad luck runs in my family. My sister shattered her foot in six places doing the MC Hammer dance. True story. She has a plate in her foot now.
@l0sts0ul89 4 жыл бұрын
@@Isopants thats kinda funny
@KimberleyW 4 жыл бұрын
"Birds are just demons" - Markiplier 2020
@noel9817 4 жыл бұрын
They are in this game
@emmam1282 4 жыл бұрын
No they are robots
@mr.madhatter9779 4 жыл бұрын
birds arent real
@leme9909 4 жыл бұрын
imagine being this misinformed.... they're government drones smh
@jacksonrich4360 4 жыл бұрын
they are descendants of dinos
@KaraTheGirlie Жыл бұрын
THIS WAS 3 YEARS AGO?! WHAT!?!
@motleythewild 2 жыл бұрын
This is still one of my favorite videos. All 1 hour, 22 minutes and 42 seconds live rent free in my brain ball.
@invisiblebrandy 4 жыл бұрын
As of July 2020 Wade has: - almost broke his nose doing Elmo impression - dislocated his thumb playing Animal Crossing - dislocated his wrist doing jazz hands What a lad
@blakee1487 3 жыл бұрын
True men break their hands and break their spinal cord when they sneeze
@urosmamic4172 3 жыл бұрын
@@dragonturtlemax7438 i think he punched the table idk
@Ritchar 3 жыл бұрын
I predict he's going to explode his knees just by breathing.
@naythanthompson9602 3 жыл бұрын
Love it
@ylenagreen4084 3 жыл бұрын
I’m starting to think he has EDS 😂
@canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei 4 жыл бұрын
“I almost broke my nose imitating Elmo while sneezing...” Bruh this killed me
@faztrapproductions6973 4 жыл бұрын
I remember ur name last time u were at 5k something Your doing good with subs! I'm already subbed to u heh
@thefirstsin 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@elisabethboning3147 4 жыл бұрын
When tho?
@petarblag 2 жыл бұрын
1:02 I can imagine Mark's character speaking to his friend on the phone while casually killing a zombie at the same time
@Sixend. 2 жыл бұрын
I like how accurate the game is when it makes you thirsty by taking painkillers
@emem7862 4 жыл бұрын
Omg. Amy: "You killing everybody?" Mark: "I'm killing wade apparently" Amy: "Good job" 🤣
@dcc105 4 жыл бұрын
Amy sounds like a mom being supportive of their child playing games.
@FlightIess 4 жыл бұрын
"Are ya winning, son?"
@billybongos876 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t think that existed
@chaosincarnate7304 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine having parents lol :(.
@Jewelsonn 4 жыл бұрын
No Imagine being the parent and saying that... Lol
@unmenschlich9444 4 жыл бұрын
@DCC 105 She literally walks into the room and her first question is "ya killin everyone?" Can you imagine your parents asking that if you were playing a game lol.
@zombeef3074 Жыл бұрын
This video was uploaded over 2 years ago and I bet Wade is still looting that house to this day
@Createcate1002 2 жыл бұрын
"FAMILY FRIENDLY WADE! FAMILY FRIENDLY!" "THAT'S WHAT ME, DADDY, LIKES TO HEAR" You can't have your cake and eat it too Mark 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Darkmage1293 4 жыл бұрын
Amy: "You killin everybody?" Mark: "Killin Wade apparently." Amy: "Good Job, Good Job." Barbara, is that you?
@faztrapproductions6973 4 жыл бұрын
Barbara: Yes.
@samofsamnation7523 3 жыл бұрын
@Lonely Pluto That would explain Mark’s affinity for Barbara.
@yasquishyboi902 4 жыл бұрын
chica in the background just going “dad?”
@johnrin8423 4 жыл бұрын
I just saw 999 as your pfp and that makes me happy
@Wreckedilious 4 жыл бұрын
*can I squish you*
@yasquishyboi902 4 жыл бұрын
O w O *sadly* please do
@yasquishyboi902 4 жыл бұрын
John Rin yay mission accomplished
@nooblycoot9087 4 жыл бұрын
@@yasquishyboi902 is it ok to give 999 soda?
@JoeMama-kv7nc 2 жыл бұрын
my man forgot that cactuses have water in them, laughed every single time he casually passed one by.
@wmatheson1611 2 жыл бұрын
11:16 Wade: THERE WAS A SURPRISE! Me: *laughing to death*
@BrittanyNiicole 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Gar: don't panic. I'm in your house
@punky_portraits 4 жыл бұрын
I've had SUCH a bad day today and just the blurry 3 seconds of chica made me feel so much better (I mean mark and wade are nice but CHICA)
@ClericDoggo56 4 жыл бұрын
Chicky chica is the goodest gurl
@psilocybin683 4 жыл бұрын
You know you can find dogs everywhere on the internet right ?
@DelonixRegia04 4 жыл бұрын
I hope tomorrow will be better for you!
@hauntedheartss 4 жыл бұрын
ゆがんだVเภςєภ† yeah, but it’s *_chica_*
@hauntedheartss 4 жыл бұрын
The Art Of Gaming Chica is the best lil floofer ❤️❤️❤️
@jasonking7570 Жыл бұрын
29:00 the fact that Mark is like "how the hell would I have built a bike in real life? That's ridiculous" when one of his latest current hobbies is building and riding e-Bikes 😂😂
@growthlover8267 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: „Punching Grass is not protecting your Building!“ Also mark: (punches grass)
@olivehoneycutt3474 4 жыл бұрын
"You're going to be fine-" "I fell off a roof and died." "WhY DiD YOu FalL OfF ThE RoOf aNd DIe?!"
@seantheliaison7329 4 жыл бұрын
HeAltH
@Nathan-zw7nq 4 жыл бұрын
GrAviTy
@charyltruax7884 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@naythanthompson9602 3 жыл бұрын
He pinaked
@CaseyNoK 3 жыл бұрын
@@naythanthompson9602 He told him not to panic! Lol
@williamsmith208 4 жыл бұрын
Not hearing Bob's laugh on a 7 Days to Die breaks my heart
@Flamuski 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr! His laughs are so precious
@captinrex2261 4 жыл бұрын
I miss 7 Days to Die, I’d play it more but PS4 edition sucks compared to the PC version. Me and my friends can’t even play without the server glitching out or the game crashing.
@theholytoilet6668 4 жыл бұрын
William Smith I know, right? At this point, not hearing Bob with Wade and Mark is like listening to metal with no guitars.
@fersotic 4 жыл бұрын
I only played alpha 15-16. I Just don't like new ones. Weapons are everywhere and traders giving shit for them. Vultures everywhere too, and because of it i always need to look in the sky. Idk what's with alpha 18, but i remember me and my friend tried to play alpha 17, and we laughed because zombies were soo slow they just weren't able to reach us. That granny zombie even died on the road running to us, we laughed so hard, but i assume that was just a glitch and it's no more appearing in the new versions.
@xerilaun 4 жыл бұрын
sameee
@AngelicHalfblood Жыл бұрын
11:13 is the best summary of the birthday Wade had.
@Ka_y.z 3 жыл бұрын
im just replaying this one part over and over 13:32
@ryanlowe5681 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: **Breaks his nose while doing an Elmo impression** Wade again: **Dislocates his thumb while playing Animal Crossing** Also Wade: **Breaks his hand while doing jazz hands** Wade another time: **Dislocates his wrist clicking to fast**
@sansprobus7209 4 жыл бұрын
i hope that was recorded
@glitched448 4 жыл бұрын
Wade is not ok
@names1139 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus is wade made of paper
@MeribelNova 4 жыл бұрын
The jazz hands incident is my personal favorite Poor guy 😂
@Wren_C 4 жыл бұрын
Wade dislocated his wrist when he clicked too fast during Uno that one time.
@GeckoKingGaming 4 жыл бұрын
“WHY ARE YOU BUYING STONE AT THE SOUP STORE?!”
@IPukeFire 4 жыл бұрын
That meme remines me of the game 60 seconds because soup part
@ShortStorytime 4 жыл бұрын
Never heard of stone soup? It's full of minerals.
@Chronicler9 4 жыл бұрын
@@ShortStorytime Facts.
@overkall1691 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of my fave vids to revisit, the BFF for life vibes are tight
@lilboyblue8419 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: "WHY DID YOU FALL OFF A ROOF?!" Wade: "I panicked!" Mark: "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PANIK!!!!" Wade:: "But you said it in a way that made me panik more!!!!" Mark: "WHAT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE-"
@vibecheck265 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: *LITERALLY DYING* Mark: "well how bout just don't?"
@salteapixels2831 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@austinelledge7357 4 жыл бұрын
Dying*
@austinelledge7357 4 жыл бұрын
@Creemz there is no help for me😂
@chrisnoel1171 4 жыл бұрын
@@austinelledge7357 came here to see if someone corrected their grammar. Did not disappoint!
@yosora6280 4 жыл бұрын
how the turn tables
@panicathogwarts 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: manages to turn a crappy house into one with decent fortifications and lots of good supplies that gets them through several bloodmoon nights Also Mark: *we should move*
@poachedbrotato6053 4 жыл бұрын
That church is really good. Elevated for one. And it has only one approachable entrance. Easy to defend
@kurtronqx7135 4 жыл бұрын
it would unnecessarily lengthen the video and make it boring. as sad as that sounds, i suppose Mark intended for this world to only be used for this stream
@otakuspeedpaints2809 4 жыл бұрын
I like your username
@cheesed-kun8445 4 жыл бұрын
Watch some of glock9’s vids on horde night every night and you’ll understand it’s better to just move from building to building
@kagari1426 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: doesn't help do anything, pretends to loot a house while a zombie feeds on his corpse
@DegnaDings 3 жыл бұрын
“I’M SO DEAD!” “Your fine, just believe.” “I FeLl OfF ThE RoOf AnD DiEd!” 😂😂🤣😅
@rakkoon8893 7 ай бұрын
"There was a surprise!" 🤣 Wade is hilarious!
@lich.possum 4 жыл бұрын
I love their friendship energy, its so potent and chaotic
@milesupshur9614 8 ай бұрын
I would actually love it if somebody sent Wade's entire stream VOD of this episode, because I've found and cleared Papi's house and would like to know how Wade managed to take it so slow.
@jasperoakes9332 Жыл бұрын
I’ve gotten into the habit of watching this video in particular as well as mark’s newer videos on 7 days to die before I go to sleep. Now I can word for word somethings said in this video lmao
@mercurymerc6518 8 ай бұрын
This, Superliminal, Sort the Court, and Powerwash Simulator. Depends how chaotic I want my dreams to be
@Gunni4091 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: *Literally does anything* Markiplier: You're killing me, Smalls.
@slackolantern 4 жыл бұрын
"I will remember this come your birthday." Well, Mark's getting some Getting Over It time in his future
@mellow2573 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao i read ur username as shaq O'lantern
@pwnyboy9714 4 жыл бұрын
God willing.
@Wylkyoubastard 4 жыл бұрын
Nag nah, pogostuck
@slackolantern 2 жыл бұрын
@@mellow2573 How did I never see this a year ago? LOL that's hilarious!
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