What if Anakin said something so stupid that Dooku died of an aneurysm?

Obi-wan and padme having a tea party, while Anakin is fighting for his life

Lama su: "Tell your Master, Sifo-Dyas, that the clone army he ordered is almost complete." Anakin: (Expression of apparent contextual unawareness. Otherwise known as Confusion)

Anakin knocks on Jangos door Jango: Oh hello, I wasn't expecting visitors- Anakin: I don't know what is going on, but I'm gonna kick your ass! 🗿 Jango: wait what? Anakin: Pull up your dukes tin can! Jango: You don't have to tell me twice!

Obi-Wan: "I appreciate the flirtations young senator, but my heart already belongs to another.." Padme: "Oh..I, I had no idea Master and Padawan relations could-" Obi-Wan: "Not like that!"

Lmao Anakins understandable immediate shift on Kamino F U C K I N G. P A N I C

For once, Anakins brash behavior actually saved everyone.

Obiwan sipping tea with Padme' : "Hmmm I should check up on Anakin and see if he's doing alright on Kamino... Nah, nvm I'm pretty sure he's doing alright. Anakin: AAAAAAAAAAA

Obi-Wan: I should call... No Anakin got this Meanwhile Anakin about to enter negotiations: KARABAST, KARABAST! WHAT IS GOING ON!

"Cryo stasis or yadder" HAD. ME. *DYING* .

18:20 "Nearing Level 20, I am. Be robbed of this XP, I will not!"

What if Yarael Poof came back to the councils chamber with the pizza before order 66

I kinda prefer this timeline better

I really like how you are making Anakin think through things here. One of his issues was not thinking and just winging it. Nice job!

You're right, the thought of Obi Wan and Padme basically having a lovely tea party on Naboo while Anakin is dying of anxiety then fighting for his life on Kamino is way too hilarious, tho for a moment I thought Jango was actually going to win, wonder what would have happened then. I'm glad to see how Anakin and Yoda got to bond here and even managed to save Shmi, and while it doesn't get addressed in the story I think this served as a jarring reminder for Yoda that peace in the galaxy doesn't exactly include the outer rim. Padme figuring out Palpatine's true nature then clapping back on him by having Jar Jar call for a vote of no confidence was incredibly delightful to watch, and the way the Jedi ultimately dealt with Sidious was both hilarious and kinda jarring ngl (Jedi Mafia anyone?). Anakin may have not gotten the girl, but hey, he got his mom back, and Obi Wan got to be with Satine, and it's always a delight whenever that happens. What if during the events of the Bad Batch finale, Nala Se revealed she created a serum to stop the clones' accelerated aging and gave the formula to Omega and Emerie before her death, thus allowing the clones to fight against the Empire for longer?

Great story once again. Anakin way of thinking more or less saved them all from a disaster and huge war and obi wans knowledge and experience in politics together with padme makes the Sith plan collapse before it could even begin to take over the galaxy.

"Was Sifo-Dyas' name really not Cryo-stasis" OGNMafa;suiofha;ds IO'zvklasjhf;akl OMG I'd died. LMFAO

The way that it was called the “Old Folks Home” frequency… and it’s Yoda’s direct frequency…. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 “Or Yadder… wait what was her name again?” 😂😂😂😂😂 I just thought of something hilarious, what if they said “your master, Sifo Dyas. He commissioned this army. Unfortunately though he left without paying, expecting to pay when he came back. He said a “Darth Tyrannus” would foot the bill, but if he has disappeared I’m afraid that payment now falls on you Master Jedi.” And he just went “oh, I forgot my credits in my other robe, how much do I owe?” And then has a heart attack when hearing the price 25:05 “in a deleted scene” is crazy 😂😂😂😂

Well, the dear Chancellor Palpatine always was a pillar of the community.

Obi wan: anakin punched me in the face

What if Obi Wan told Padme about his Love for Satine?

What if Steela Gerrera survived and led the Partisans?

What if Revan wasn't found in stasis until the first year of the clone wars? That would mean that Revan in his prime would be alive and well, and Darth Vitiate's spirit would still be dormant since Revan didn't awake his spirit at Yavin.

Alternate title Clone Wars any % speedrun

What if the high republic era never ended? What if the original Sith species never went extinct? What if the skywalker family were descendants of Revan? What if Yoda trained Obi wan Kenobi? What if count Dooku cloned Qui Gon Jinn?

Jango was whooping anikan ass in that room 😂😂😂

Day 46 of asking for one of these ideas. 1. What if Jyn Erso survived and went onto fall in love with Luke Skywalker? 2. What if The Sith returned during the High Republic era? 3. What if cal and Merrin had a daughter? 4. What if the Combine from Half Life invaded during the Clone wars? 5. What if the Combine from Half Life invaded during the Galactic civil war? 6. What if the Daleks from Doctor who invaded during the Clone wars or galactic civil war? 7. What if Bo-Katan and Din Djaran fell in love? 8. What if the Jedi didn't forbit attachments? 9. What if the Yuzhan Vong invaded during the galactic civil war? 10. What if the Yuzhan Vong invaded during the First Order-Resistance war? 11. What if Kylo Ren never destroyed Luke's Jedi order? 12. What if the Cybermen from Doctor who invaded during the Clone wars or Galactic civil war? 13. What if the Cylons from the 2004 battlestar Galactic invaded during the Clone wars or galactic civil war? 14. What if Star wars and Star Trek were in the same universe? 15. What if the dimensional barrier crashed and all Sci-fi universes were flung together?

Fantastic story as always! I definitely enjoyed the writing of Anakin's character not caring at first but then realizing the magnitude of the situation

Buried him in duracrete and made him a pillar in the jedi Temple. Exuse me, WTF?

This was great! I love it. And I love skeptic, confused, panic Anakin drifting a bit into conspiracy theories while Obi-Wan having tea in a very sophisticated and civilised manner with Padmé. :D

I find it funny how one simple turn of events can change everything

what if anikan became the senator for Tatooine

*What if Palpatine accidentally summoned Godzill on Coruscant through sith Magic* *What if Palpatine had cat allergies and died* *What if the jedi counsel had visions of darth Vader when they first met Anakin*

"Was master Sifo-dyas' name really not cryo stasis" 😂😂😂

Finally a story where one of the masters finally realizes that sending two emotionally charged young adults on a mission to a veritable paradise planet is not necessarily a good idea

Yadder and Cryostasis is crazy 💀

Dexter Jettster mentioned Instant 10/10

On the mother Talzin video someone commented that because of palp’s propaganda Anakin becomes chancellor. Jedi Jar Jar would also go hard. Padme becoming chancellor during clone wars could be good. Obi Wan trained starkiller during clone wars. Paparazzi exposing Anakin and Padme’s marriage to the public could be interesting.

I refuse to believe AotC Anakin could deal that much damage on Jango.

As we know darth vader was a natural engineer and could use mechaguru or whatever so what if he used skill to create nanobots to repair his lungs and burns while also making limbs that could conduct the force to make lightning. This could relate to inquisitor baris as she used nanobots in the bomb and he may remember nanobots and their uses. He could could also conduct experiments diguised as torture to fool sidious, learning to heal wounds, make force sensitive droids/limbs and using nano bots to manipulate mididclorians to strip or enhance the force in individuals. What I was thinking was that he used nanobots to remove scar tissue especially around the lungs and he would be dipped in bacta or bacta would be applied this would allow him breath which means he can meditate more deeply. And for the limbs, it is possible to make material force sensitive and I was thinking he make limbs skeletal looking like in attack of the clones but would then cover the we either grafed flesh from his body or flesh made from his blood and other ingredients like perhaps kyber crystal this would make the force flow from him easier and perhaps with the sith alchemy in the limbs making his force lightning more powerful. Basically an uber vader who is perhaps stronger than full potential anakin.

This was amazing. I’ve been a fan of your videos for a while and it’s always fun to see your interesting SW what if’s. It was also fun to see Anakin going to investigate Kamino and Obi-Wan protecting Padme getting shown some love. This is definitely an interesting scenario and it should definitely get shown some more love. Plus I think we can all agree that this is probably one of the most interesting/best scenarios in SW…but it’s a welcome one. Also if Anakin investigates Kamino and Obi-Wan protects Padme…then it would definitely be an interesting opportunity to show another side of their characters and make them even more interesting. It was also nice to see Anakin and Obi-Wan still have this type of brotherhood relationship, since these two feel like characters that would make a formidable duo. Also it’s always nice to see these two badasses team up. Also, I’d never would have thought to see Anakin play detective, but I’m glad it happened…he actually makes a good and unique detective. Great job as always and I can’t wait to see what you do next. I do have a few ideas for some possible what if’s: 1) What if Rey was a Mandalorian…essentially what if Din Djarin found Rey and took her in as a Foundling. 2) What if Ezra was a Mandalorian…something like how both his parents were Mandalorians who left Mandalore and went to start their own lives (you could still keep most of Ezra’s backstory) and potentially make Ezra and Sabine a couple (since Disney won’t, we have too…#ezrabine4ever. 3) What if Jango Fett and/or Boba Fett Joined the Republic…I think something interesting could happen with this. 4) What if Rey, Finn and Poe went back in time to the Clone Wars…this would make the World Between Worlds even more of an important focal point and I could also see them get along well with Anakin, Ashoka, Rex and the rest of the 501st (it would be fun to see Rey, Finn and Poe join the 501st) I hope these are some amazing ideas for some potential What if’s

Old folks home frequency? 😂

What if Anakin survived Endor, but Palpatine also escaped with Luke as his new apprentice?

What if Anakin was trained by Bastillia Shan or Pong Krell . Also what if Anakin was sent to kayshaxx instead of Yoda. Also what if Anakin looked after Bobba Fett after genosis. Also what if Anakin saved the nightsisters from dooku

Great work I really like it

5:30 that joke is really funny

1. What if Omega and Boba swapped? 2. What if Savage Opress survived? 3. What if the planet Cybertron was in Star Wars?

*At Naboo* *Obi-Wan and Padme drinking tea* Obi-Wan: "This is nice" Padme: "Indeed" *Meanwhile, at Kamino* Anakin: HERE'S THE MIKE TYSON SPECIAL!!!!!

Idea: what if during Palpatine's rise to power the Force, sensing the evil he would cause, launched a sort of divine intervention. Bombarding palaptine with light side of the force and visions of his past and future evil deeds. Bringing him back to the light and achieving balance within him.

Obi wan: I’m actually trying to trust Anakin, he wouldn’t want my help Anakin: Holy crap what do I do, I wish obi wan was here I need his help

What if Palpatine was only galactic emperor but not a Sith emperor?

What if Lyra Erso kill Orson Krennic at the beginning of Rogue One

That was a fun story. Thank you, my friend, for another good story and video.

It's so funny hox Obi wan was having the best relaxing time, while Anakin wqs stressed beyond his mind and throws into a fist fight with Jango

this was phenomenal brother

Manikin also never lost a limb, so he would end up being extremely powerful in this timeline

What if when Order 66 was issued the chips malfunctioned and caused another order to be issued that was Order 53 calling for the Clones to remove the Republic government leadership and replace them with Jedi leadership, take the Senate and Palpatine out, move the Jedi in.

You are doing fabulous work!!!

finally palpatines plan goes sideways and he doesn't get plot armored.

What if before Anakin arrived on Tattooine, Shmi managed to somehow befriend the Tusken Raiders who kidnapped her when Anakin came to rescue her? 'Cause, not gonna lie, Anakin's confusion at that moment would be hilarious to me. 😆

2:20 I dont think that reaction made sense, Anakin would've likely been grateful at the point, momentarily forgot about Padmé and thought it an honour to be trusted enough to go on his first solo mission. He'd assume he'd be able to get back to Padmé after anyway, he did spend 10 years without seeing her. 28:30 oof losing a lekku? I know the twi'leks have brains in those things, that wouldn't be pleasant in the least :P

What if Obi Wan didn't hear about Kamino from Dexter

Here’s an idea, what if Tech survives?

what if the jedi councile knew all along that ankain and padme were married and decided to see if anakins attachments would be a good or bad thing however mace still not trusting anakin confronts him on it sometime before the battle of coresont and open and up front with anakin about it including the idea that the sith lord may be after him because he is the chosen one (this leads to a good end for everyone but palp)

I think I need to rewatch this video again. I know that some of the obvious leaders of the CIS were captured. I have to question what would happen to the armies of battle droids, the Cis Commanders that probably were too far away/never found out about the major leaders being captured. Heck I feel like I blanked out near the end because talks of Nutegunray came up and I went "Yeah what about the Banking Clan, Wat Tambor, Poggle. All those Cis leaders that saw profit in the war and made money by working for both sides". It probably was brought up and I was just not listening at the time. Though I do find it funny they just freeze Palpatine at the end.

Loved it!!!!!

You never cease to amaze with your creativity. You routinely create some of the best content on KZfaq. Thanks for all your efforts. As a continuation of this what if. What if just after ahsoka tano is knighted the Republic begin hearing concerning reports coming from the unknown regions about mysterious ships of an unknown civilisation. Possible candidates for the civilisations that these ships could be are. The grysk's and/or the ssi ruu. Kind regards from Daniel Harman.

I can see the Anakin and Jango fight in UFC lol

"Old Folks Home"

I suggested this video months ago or one similar being if Anakin and Obi-Wan switch places in attack of the clones I thought it would be interesting if dooku had captured Anakin instead of obi wan but at the same time had that been the case he would either died in the arena or the events of attack of the clones would play out as normal unless maybe obi and Padma did a full stealth op but ouch i got so excited thinking you saw my comment and actually made the video but nope iys a joke video 😭😭

This would require the Jedi to be smart enough to admit to the republic that some among them were corruptible which is something the Jedi council wasn’t willing to do.

0:00 Padme would have been safe, Jango would have had another notch on his belt. Also, the war would have been WAY worse since Geonosis wouldn’t have been found out till it was properly fortified.

good video good job

What if Krennic was given control of the Death Star instead of Tarkin?

First part of where Jango was using CQC had me happy then Anakin cut off his limbs and I was like damn, this is depressing it is like watching my favorite character die again for the third time. (First time Aotc, another previous what if, and this one.)

What if Super Earth was in Star wars ? Would they export their Liber-Tea during the clone wars ? Orbital drop pod delivery is a revolutionnary method.

"Our story begins following the failed assassination attempt..."

Very amusing

I don’t think it’s really in anakins character to panic, he was cocky and very sure of himself. He’s very good at coming up with strategies or adapting to situations on the fly. He was known for that in the clone wars as a general. Pretty sure he would be able to deal with these things without panicking. Especially something as trivial as speaking with the kaminoins

What if the Clone Army's creation was ordered by Chancellor Valorum? What if Pykes captured Sifo Dyas instead of killing him? What if Sifo Dyas survived his crash landing?

Can you bring back the episodes on what if the sith empire returned during the clone wars those where great i wanna see that story more and so i love your work with the whole good side always winning or a more neutral side winning but can we get more stories where the sith win like its all fine and dandy but id like a bit more where the good guys lose and dont have anyway of making a comeback and seeing what the galaxy would look like if the bad guys won plz.

Yo, Palpatine. (Jojo reference)

Very cool story! If you need any more Ideas, i have some cool ones right here! What if the jedi order wanted Anakin to be trained (the council in TPM welcomed Anakin into the order, nobody bullied Anakin, ect.) What if Palpatine used Essence Transfer on Padmé Amidala during the Clone Wars to get closer to Anakin? What if Padmé Amidala was Darth Sidious instead of Palpatine? What if Luke and Leia were born to Shmi Skywalker instead of Anakin? What if Bo-Katan and Satine switched roles? (Satine being a warrior and Bo being Pacifist) What if all the Jedi came back to the temple just before order 66? What if Anaking didn't believe the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise? What if Satine was assassinated before the clone wars? What if Mandalore was aligned with the republic? What if Maul died on Naboo?

Luke kenobi finna go crazy

I feel like you severely underestimate how much effort Anakin actually put into his studies.

At least Anakin didn’t slaughter the tuskens this time

Oh my gosh I suggested this months ago so maybe times !!!

What if Spartans from halo. Fought for the republic

What if anakin spirit in the world between worlds saved padme by making her a force ghost or new mother if the ones. She could make him help ben solo and others saying you got to help people who are suffering from your past actions. What if anakin was piloting before attack of the clones and sensed ventress fall to the darkside as her master died and took his ship to the planet to investigate. Perhaps starting a romance as they are very similar in their stories. Also what if ahsoka taught ben skywalker as she saw him as history repeating itself. What if anakin was a jedi watchmen or wayfinder. What if anakin went with kenobi to face maul and savage instead of adi gallia. What if anakin fell in love with luminara or your own version of aayla secura romance. What if oppo rancis trained anakin. What if anakin met and fell in love with ventress just before the clone wars just after her masters death. What if anakin became a jedi sentinel like a watchmen or one of those who find younglings. What if evan piel became a mentor or second master to anakin. Or anakin became a healer either before or after his mother death could be related to his friendship with offee or alternatively what if he was trained by tra sa who taught windu and actually did not forbid attachment as shown by her relationship with tholme , they could become like a pseudo parents to anakin and train him away from the temple in azati martial arts and from trasa the living force as she is a plant lady so imagine anakin controlling plant life.

What if anakin was found by jedi belonging to another sect like corelia or those nomadic jedi who allow attachment. What if anakin went to dathomir in revenge of the sith to search for ways to save padme. What if yoda decided to swap the masters of ferus olin and anakin. So anakin with siri. Obi with ferus What if ahsoka and anakin crash landed on bendu's planet. Also what if darth vader joined thrawn in meeting the bendu and went on a spiritual journey back to the dust ball tatiotene. What if the whills turned padme into a literal force angel to save vader.

You should do a "what if Obi-Wan was a sith lord"

The Jedi Old Folks Home LOL HA HA HA HA!!!!

...Obi-Rizz Kenobi?

What If Ahsoka was the true chosen one (discovered in Mortis arc)

13:41 now that’s unrealistic, skywalker would destroy jango in hand to hand combat

What if the death sticks guy from attack of the clones was the sith lord

What if darth vader went to darthomir to learn. New suit or perhaps more unique powers. Resurrect talzin maybe. what if Vokara Che became a mentor to anakin as anakin was being treated for bullying and trauma from being a slave. What if anakin fell in love with luminara unduli, serra keto or bultar swan. What if anakin was taught by agen kolar or sasee tin or adi gallia.

What if Jedi Tipley and Anakin were guarding Padme?

What if Anakin was a Reddit mod on r/jedi instead of being a Jedi?

What if there were no inhibitor chips. The clones were all just indoctrinated like in old legends?