ironic

“Yeah… a Saiyan.”

I was thinking that this actually wouldn't work in Japanese, which is the original language, but its still funny lol

Im **Super saying**

@Entro I'm just sayain'.

@@barcaboy8264 it’s a what if so it doesn’t have to translate to japanese, luckily

What 😮

Would basically be like Gine she seemed pretty chill.

​@@luissuazo3684Lmao😭

I wouldn't be too sure about that.

​@@luissuazo3684 whn did Goku have the nono

lmfaoo

I dont get the joke (i hate to be that guy tbh im sorry just please tell me

@@jamesdonald4885 moons gravity controls the tides. If you change the gravity then Roshi's tiny little island will flood. Also in my head it's kinda funny that Bulma made Roshi wet 🤣 😂

BREH

@@twinkerdoodle dang didn't know roshi was a woman

Definitely

Chi-Chi was already the strongest woman on Earth when Gokou married her 🤦‍♂️

@@thomasryan6240 She might go toe to toe with Yamcha if he doesn't use ki blast attacks.

@inveterate 77 chi chi still scares godku so if chi chi goes rage mode goku ded

@inveterate 77 android 18 shouldnt count as human tho

This right here is so fucking true I HATE Chi Chi in Z because she is a whiney bitchy house wife and that's her character as for Super Videl...What character except WOMAN that's her character

Honestly Chichi. while annoying, never really bothered me too much. The plot ultimately just became too saiyan-centered that all the humans, and even Piccolo, fell to the wayside. Chichi being there would just be another body to add to the pile.

Toriyama is apparently bad at writing romance of any kind, and I guess that is the excuse used whenever someone brings up your point. But I agree with you, if he is so bad at writing it, why add romance at all? Its not necissary to a show that's about fighting and talking about fighting.

@@vormiam9242 if he was so bad why introduce Videl make Gohan single if you don't want to write romance

@@sten2184 Exactly, I don't why either. He has stated himself multiple times that he is bad at writing romance, so I don't know why he would even add it into the story.

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And ima ruin it hahahahaha

Dragon doesnt work like that. Cant change your race

@@CorbinBerriman how we know that true?

@@rafaelmartinez9259 because they dont have enough power to do that

@@luissuazo3684 Well, we could go with Chiard. Based off the Chard vegetable.

@@mercenarygundam1487 bro 💀

@@lamp6909 No really, look it up.

​@@mercenarygundam1487 Sounds a bit too close to another "R" word 😂

@@ramennoodles2589 That would be?

Any DBZA reference deserves a like.

*turns on speaker * LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE GET THIS TO 69 LIKES 👍 AND DO NOT CHANGE IT THANK YOU *turns off speaker *

@@cadenscrazycave3900 Someone changed it

Buff women are a gift to humanity.

@JoNekoSenpai Dang auto spell... 😅😐

I don't think making someone into something else is beyond his power, especially since he could bring a Planet back from being destroyed

@@Chimerathedragon idk if u know but its a joke

@@Chimerathedragon Well he couldn't change 17 and 18 back into humans, so it is possible that it is beyond his power

@@robogamin9613 They still are humans they just have some extra stuff added, if they had wished to have their bodies be as they where before they became androids it probably would be doable, that's like you saying to become human when you are, even if you have say a prosthetic leg or something you're still human, they basically just have really complex Prosthetics added to them

@@Chimerathedragon it’s like wishing to be human again when you have only lost a arm and is currently missing an arm

Still can't get over how jacked Goku & Chi-Chi are on the thumbnail. LittleKuriboh would approve.

"I am about to get RACIST"

@Wingardium now I am even more racist

That's the worst line in the video.

@@harrietr.5073 wrong

Wait what? I thought Goku and Vegeta were bros.

@@nerdtom4513 well, Piccolo has the same mindset as Vegeta. I mean, Piccolo did call Goku a clown here and there. So yeah, Goku is a clown in Piccolo and Vegeta's eyes.

@@chronic5577 I see. But I didn't saw Piccolo calling Goku a clown anywhere and even if he did call him clown it could be because of his stupid actions and not for trolling him. But I think now both have earned Goku's respect.

When I read this now I want a odd cuple style sitcom

"Not till the fish jumps!"

Wtf

@@shimyshimshim1234Fr like what

I'm dying

Omfg

When?

The translation always gets messed up 😂

Okay I wish for an explanation but I think I get it a bit.

@@b0xE_ The pun that is the entire catalyst for this story does not translate to Japanese. Pretty sure the Japanese word for "saying" sounds nothing like the word "Saiyajin".

@@1krani Oh okay, thanks! 😊

"Pan"

So someone could basically become an actual real furry basically. If they wanted to.

@@Tsuki-Sii uh dude they have animal men in the anime and manga its not far fetched at all actually

@@somedudewhodraws9377 oh yeah true. Forgot about that lol my bad

Ye

@@aurahero9842 From the mouth of Frieza, he was both a prodigy and an anomaly. Most of their species are rather weak by the time of Frieza showing up, plus he was a clone of his dad that was improved from the base stock. He was literally designed better. Still, they have amazing abilities. It’s not a bad choice.

No way. Toriyama is very very prone to buffing just a few characters and aside from one time, Goku *always* gets the W.

If someone where to do a what if like this but replace chichi with krillen you could do the same thing and just make it krillens desire to catch up

Allow me.

@@t1sd3d krillin: I WISH TO BE THE BEST RIVAL FOR GOKU Shenron: wish granted Krillin: *turns into vegeta*

Umm... Where exactly does kid Chi-Chi hide a tail? She only has the one.... outfit

@@JakXLT She could wrap herself around some piece of fabric and pretend she's cold. That usually works.

Pobit bu iI ithe nin Oh

DuraCell dbx

TFS reference? Nice👍👍👍

@@giblenator6099 u know it. But AM I WRONG THO?!!!

@@captainfordo3978 not at all my friend

she goes super saiyan against frieza, and is immediately distracted. “NOOOOOO I’M A DELINQUENT NOW”

@@giblenator6099 I love the name

But. Chi-Chi.

@@TheKrensada Yeah, I think people forget that Chichi is just as hardheaded, if not more than Goku.

If I was a saiyan I wouldn’t even care about the super saiyan. I want that oozaru form.

Already want One-shot half-joke full story about that.

BDZ: Bragon Dall Z

**Protein shake enthusiast Krillin has entered the chat*

U dont get zenkai boosts from deaths but ok

he would basically be unstoppable

This is what makes this scenario posible, Goku's lack of common sense, but granted, he wouldn't know what a saiyan is so yeah, it will be both of them fault

But its a beautiful accident, Chichi gaining the Saiyan Battle spirit makes her quite a different character, not to mention, she is Actually very inteligent

More lasting sparring 😏😁😁

Wouldn't you be a bit pissed if for years you got blatantly lied to your face and having someone else to reveal said lie? Id be pretty heated.

Prince consort

Agreed

Indeed

Nah they aren’t really good They’re (In the words of the bug man) Perfect.

Yep

they aren really good they aren really good

Android 18 rn:

What if goku married bulma

What about Goku married Chichi Bulma and Angel

It’s bulma beerus is afraid

@@TabTabs bruh chichi can suprass 18 if she's a saiyan

So true 😂😂😹 I was Like *dude they're LITTERALY smiling how do you expect me to believe that their scared?*

Why are your comment thick

No

No

Lol

Goku smashed chi chi as a super saiyan, and trunks is a year older than goten

@@genblinko589 the super saiyan transformation derives from anger..... in which case I suppose that would mean they had angry $3x. **Rimshot/drum-roll (ba dum tss)**

Tbh goten and trunks shouldn't have super Sayain it ruins the concept of the super Sayain

@@ShadowsOfHell sayain

@@user-vs9ds3dc2y sayain saiyan saiyanjin sayainjin monkey whatever it's the same

*Piccolo

@Entro nappa would've had is entire skeleton structure shattered beyond belief assuming he survives a hit

@Entro haki ugh ok you mean Hakai right like beerus hakai

@Entro I agree it would be like Zeno erasing him

Kaioken times 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 one punches jiren

THATS what I'm SAYAIN lol

PERFECT Remind me of a villain

@@PGO5490 Goku: what about God ki

@@PGO5490 Goku: CANT SENSE THAT

*yes*

He’s just keeping up with Toriyama’s style of writing

Truee

@@gamingnerd3476 Lmao

Araki forgot.

Maybe not the most underused, but one of the most underused yet useful abilities in DB. Another one is the Kienzan. I know Krillin and others did use it pretty often, but I don't think it was ever used to its fullest potential. It's such a useful ability, to condense ki into a blade so that a weaker fighter can have a chance at defeating a much stronger one. Imagine if they tried to refine it so that it was more powerful? Maybe they could develop it to the point where it could even counteract regeneration. That would mean that even Krillin would be a threat to Cell and Buu. Granted, he'd still be far too slow to hit them, and they could easily one-shot him with a look. But he'd at least be able to force them to pay attention to him, which can prove useful to help the heavy hitters gain a tactical advantage. And that's something that I feel is sorely missing from DBZ and DBS, technique and tactics. There's not that much teamwork, and oftentimes, battles end up being a case of who's stronger. Techniques and tactics don't really matter if your opponent is significantly stronger than you. More fighters using Kaioken, maybe developing their own unique variants of it, along with developing techniques like the Kienzan, can help bring tactics and technique back into the fray. Maybe Vegeta swallows his pride and learns the Kienzan from Krillin (let's just forget that he can immediately use it after just watching Krillin do it once, because that's much less interesting). And then he develops his own version which basically condenses his siayan aura into an energy sword. His version would be specialized for hand to hand encounters, but it makes it much harder to evade. Maybe Tien can develop his version to be nigh invisible to the senses, but it's much slower and requires his active input. This leaves him more open when he's using it, but also makes it harder to evade. Imagine Piccolo making his version Hellzone Kienzan! Oh the possibilities! Oh, and lets not forget the Taioken. I can see an evolution of it where it also blinds the ability to sense Ki, as well as sight and maybe even hearing. Or a variant where it's strong enough to permanently damage eyesight, even for those who can regenerate. There's only so many ways to throw a ki blast, so these techniques with clearly different looks and usage are just interesting.

@@ShadeSlayer1911 I agree with just about everything you said. Another thing I kind of feel was thrown to the wayside too early as well was the Great Ape form. Goku didn’t even get to learn to use the form before Super Saiyan came along, Vegeta only used it once and we never saw any other living Saiyans use it in the series. Although GT was mostly not good, I like that it brought back the great ape form from original dragon ball. Maybe Toyriyama thought Great Ape battles would be boring but Attack on Titan basically showed monster fights can be entertaining and just as technical as normal fights.

@@jacobharris5894 the oozaru form was tossed aside too soon, I agree. And I at least like how they incorporated it into ssj4. Also the makankopotomus, or special beam cannon. Piccolo used it once, to my recollection, at least in the manga. Charging an ability for a long time to make it significantly stronger than what the user can normally output. This gives more ways for weaker fighters to remain relevant. Imagine using kaioken the instant before firing it.

@@ShadeSlayer1911 Yeah it’s a shame really. Piccolo is my favorite character and that’s probably my favorite Piccolo attack.

@@jacobharris5894 He's definitely one of my favorites as well, and I desperately wanted him to become relevant again. Though I'm not sure if I like how they did that in the Super Hero movie. He should have to work for it like everyone else.

I mean , most what ifs Idea makes immediatly makes sense on why people would be stronger , and its snowball harder , especially buu saga that needs a lot of thing to go right for it to happen

honestly my biggest issue is... why is chi chi so powerful right off the bat? her power level should be more around 350-400 at best

@@Gopherzooka plot

@@Gopherzooka I mean, the wish was turn her in the same thing as Goku. Maybe Shenron used Goku as base, so while she is a Saiyan, she also has all his innate potential. It makes sense that she keeps around his same level all the way.

@@ricardoj376 true

Imagine female sayains been more powerful then male sayains.

@@stg4theglitchog768 who knows

@@stg4theglitchog768 Then planet Vegeta could’ve been a matriarchal society.

@@JC2007. Yeah and Goku would loose to some female saiyan.

The moon rabbit confirmed stronger than Friezer

Ironic. She hated delinquents, but became one herself.

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I preffer salad Saiyan, because i can be entertained for 2,3 or 4 hours

@@KuajoDios yeah

Salad's videos are like a podcast for me, I hear them while doing homeworks, playing videogames and stuff. Carthu's videos are made to be seen.

@@MoonwalkDelta27 i couldn't give a better explanation than yours

Then there wouldn’t be a story, or the Z fighters die almost instantly

@@aetherialbeing4223 but how would they die tho, yea ik they hadn't trained yet but dr gero wouldn't know they were coming and it was never stated when he upgraded the androids

@@tazukiredblood2072 for the sake of discussion let’s say the scenario begins at the beginning of the Saiyan Saga right after the death of Goku as Raditz was more powerful than anything they believed possible and Goku died, with Piccolo (and the Dragonballs) nearly going as well. Dr Gero had his spy drones active for all of the Saiyan Saga, meaning any gains they get between Raditz and Vegeta arriving would be told to Gero, who would simply make the Androids stronger. Gero based the androids ok fighting a Goku who was getting the same gains as he got between his death and revival, who was at 8,000. If the Earthlings kill the Saiyans with Piccolo amd Chaiutzu surviving, they don’t go to Namek, everyone dies due to Gero. They go to Namek and slap Frieza with a destructo disk then they’re still to weak to kill the Androids. Long comment lol, just wanna explain why the Dragonball cast being the dumbest people possible legit benefit them lmao

@@aetherialbeing4223 well you have a point but i was talking about being smart after trunks announced the threat of the androids, like instead of them being stupid and arrogant they should have listen to bulma's suggestion and they could start preventing future enemies from appearing, like cell, kill all the androids while they're asleep then kill him, majin buu, just gang up on vegeta to knock him out......well idk how they will prevent beerus but salad could definitely find something interesting

@@aetherialbeing4223 amd

Saiyan Chichi doesn't make any sense, since saiyans are quite fist-happy and she's not plus she's human and there's honestly no changing that.

@@seijin4426 Yes it does? The explanation given by Salad makes sense and she'd still be a softie, saiyan or not.

​@@InsomniaDaydreamer looks like Seijin didn't watch the video

Idk about best mama i think that title belongs to gine or panchy breifs both are mothers of main characters and seem to have no negative traits. So that helps allot towards purity and the way bulma turned out means something so i feel like panchy is best.

She hired a guy to beat up her son in dbz.................

best grandma also lmao Edit: best grandma, gine is a great grandmother

@@harruun but instead of hiring she can do it herself :P

Wouldn’t they just turn Goku into a Human though? Seems like more of a reasonable solution there than turning Chi Chi into a Saiyan, which they don’t know anything about at that point. Plus, they wouldn’t want a Saiyan child if Saiyans can’t mate with Humans; Chi Chi would want their child being a Human so that she could have grandbabies. I can only imagine the issues the Z-Fighters would face in the series if Goku had been turned into a Human. Though I suppose it could’ve made Dragon Ball more of an underdog series about how humility and hard work and love helps Goku succeed.

The problem is Gohan would be a pure blooded saiyan

Yeah Especially buff 12 pack abs 😏

@@wildyato3737 true 🤥

Nah SSJ4 I can clearly imagine how Chichi looks in it

So with frieza goku just stops playobg around and dominates frieza then offering the choice after he talks about him being a great sparring partner. This mean frieza slowly becomes good and doesnt die, but now we need another villain to take friezas slot as the golden transformation villian, maybe cooler or king cold, actually cell would be a good fit to replace frieza. Vegeta probably would wish for that, he could just regenerate and become stronger than goku to the point where has too overpowered. The beerus one happened already. Goku losing would actually make him more motivated to train so he would be stronger but that wouldn't change much

Out of character, he wouldn’t do it at that point If you wanna go fan fiction route, he goes into the Universe 6 arc, giving Frost motivation to be stronger in the ToP, that’s about it though Nothing changes in Dbs or Beerus wipes out Earth Nothing in the ToP changes Goku wouldn’t get the form, legit not in his character

What is ultra ego?

@@theanmolgamer its a technique/form the destroyers use instead of hi, it increases your power every time your hit but it's basically the opposite of ui.

@@redacted606 ok but when did vegeta got ultra ego??

If we’re going by that logic there’s no trunks either. And that wouldn’t make for a good Dbz tbh

They’d likely have Goku turn into a Human then though. Because Chi Chi wouldn’t want a potential child of theirs to not be able to have children. And they didn’t know anything about Saiyans either. They’d likely say something like “I wish that Goku was Human”. I suppose you could say “I wish that Goku and I were genetically able to have children”, which could theoretically end with a Saiyan Chi Chi, but that wording would have to be very specific and Shenron would have to interpret it a specific way to get to that result. Trunks wouldn’t exist though. And Gohan and eventually Goten wouldn’t be able to have children with anyone without using the Dragon Balls. So that’s pretty concerning.

this is why the anime sucks gohan’s motivation from the beginning(in the manga) was always to become a scholar, chichi grooming him for that was added in the anime, which negatively affects both her and gohan’s characters

"Oh God I traded vegeta for this"

Correct

Then she becomes a genius, billionaire, playgirl, philanthropist.

Pretty sure bulma would make an iron man suit to help fight with her friends

@@user-vs9ds3dc2y ha, funny man

@@noobmaster6823 how is Noobmaster 69 and 70?

@@Crygear how about noobmaster 100?

She is wholesome and she is also the most realistic mom in the show. Chi-Chi is still one of my personal favorites, Toriyama just doesn't know how to write female characters well. I love that tiger mom mentality she has and she wants the best for her husband and kids. She just wants them to be more safe and the well being for her children... Like any actual loving mother. There is nothing wrong with that, and there is nothing wrong with her being probably the most realistic mother in the show. She doesn't mind Goku training or her sons training, but she doesn't want them to die...She definitely doesn't want Goku to die. That is wholesome, why would a wife who loves her husband dearly want her husband to constantly be in near death fights for the sake of it.. even if it's justified to do so sometimes. If hit actually killed Goku and he died a third time.. He wouldn't be able to come back. Chi-Chi would actually be completely heart broken...Like any actual loving wife? His family would be too. My point is... She is the most realistic character, giving what Goku gets involved in... It's only natural she'd want Goku at home more and to be more 'normal" like Gohan/Goten. She doesn't mind him training, just wants them all more safer

@@Leon-mv1bn am I the only one who remembered the scene where chichi just use kaioken X200

@@K1ngFreeza. Ye lol I remember lol

@@Leon-mv1bn but yeah after the buu arc she's been completely obsolete we just seen her a few minutes just for GAGs

@@K1ngFreeza. They could have gave her growing development throughout the series but... Tori doesn't know how to write them well. It's not his strong suit. Bulma got some but Chi Chi left on the back burner?

They kinda already did that with the What if bardock turned super saiyen against frieza

Masenkox did this