"Metallica Requiem" skidoo skidettle you are now metal

The most gutting thing about this scenario is that we'd only get about 3 episodes of Narancia.

When you realize La Squadra and Bucciarati's group could have worked together to take down the boss to lessen the casualties on both sides

Slight flaw with your logic: Babyface. Melone's Babyface selects its primary target based on DNA, and Trish HAS Diavolo's DNA. Granted, it's not a 100% match, but if they have Trish and they can get a sample of her mother's DNA, then they can fill in the blanks and create a profile that Babyface can zero in on.

i’ll never forget how robbed risotto was from his win over doppio/diavolo

What if Giorno was the one who went shopping instead of Narancia, and sent Formaggio back to inform La Squadra of his own plans to expose the boss.

Alright, this would be the ninth part.

What if giorno was a vampire. Inherited from DIO. He would be a vampire stand user like DIO

wish risotto had survived and helped the team at the final fight and got revenge on diavolo

It’s obvious that if La Squadra won, Passione would become _Pescione_

Imagine Risotto with Metallica Requiem’s new powers, while still having his Magnetism and Stand Manipulation abilities Now that is OP

I’m more curious about what would have happened if Risotto had successfully killed the Boss.

Doppio: Are ya winning Risotto? Risotto: Yes. Narancia: *N o.*

What if La squadra got the body swap with team bruno? THAT WOULD BE FUNNY

Dude don't me simp even harder for these guys lmao

What if in that scenario they actually kidnapped Abbachio instead of killing him, it would still be hard to make him use his power and betray his friends but it seems more believable I think.

Narancia's lack of "K N O W L E D G E"

I have another idea: What if La Squadra explained their plan to Bruno's group instead of going straight to assuming they were an enemy? Both groups wanted to get rid of Diavolo. On top of that, their reasons for wanting to take him out weren't contradictory. Bruno's group wanted to get rid of Passione's drug operations, while La Squadra wanted to increase their influence in Passione, which was diminished by being viewed as "less important" than their drug operations. Assuming nobody turned on each other when the Stand arrow was introduced, La Squadra and Bruno's group would be able to assume joint control over Passione, with Giornio as its head, the survivors from Bruno's group as his direct subordinates, and La Squadra acting as well-paid enforcers and assassins.

Me: just wakes up. Checks KZfaq Kaleb: What If La squadra wo- Me: SIGN ME UP CHIEF

Man in the Mirror Requiem: Illuso grows a fucking brain and realises he can kill people by only bringing half their body into the mirror world

It’s crazy how this video shows that Narancia winning against Formaggio was actually vital for Bruno’s gang to survive.

So if they won,everyone would try to Grab the Napkin First?

I want to see a concept for Metallica Requiem so badly now. I might even do it myself

What if Risotto somehow survives his fight with doppio and is found by brunos gang? Would be interesting if he would join them or not

What if Gelato and Sorbet won against Cioccolata and Secco, and were able to know Diavolo's identity

Stand name: Time after Time Abillity: By making contact with a person or object, the user has the abillity to create a space within reality where the memories of a person are projected and played out depending on what memory the user want to show. The objects within memories are able to be interacted with, but the living figures within memories are apparitions that cannot be touched. When using this power on an object, the user can project an area where the object has been before and any significant interactions that it has had (being broken, opened, damaged, etc). Appearance: A slim, grey colored stand with a film pattern on its arms and legs. On it's chest are two film reels that begin to turn whenever the power becomes active. A projector lens also appears on the stand's forehead whenever it's power becomes active

Imagine Risotto as the boss lmao

His character looks like he has a infinite headache

You know I never really realized how important Abbacchio was to the team, without him they couldn’t have gotten the disc in Venice or find the bosses face and meet Polnareff

6:26-6:29 Perfect lip-syncing. NICE

What it abbachio survived

What if Diavolo accepted his daughter. What if Bruno stayed loyal to Diavolo. Babyface Requiem!

Alright, WHAT IF: Speedwagon didn’t die a virgin?

This would be really cool to see as a real thing and also very interesting if they just lost to la squadra

What if Kira won. Kinda boring but I’m love Kira.

I think an safer way for La Squadra to win, and have all of Bruno's gang alive, would be for Rissoto to call Bruno and talk about taking some blood from Trish so they could find out who the boss is. Then La Squadra and Bruno's gang team up and take out the boss together

Metallica Requiem: Can de-atomize and reconstruct things using any element even if it's not affected by magnetism.

I want a fan fic about this scenario where Jotaro gets news of this and he bands together with the Morioh gang and tries to pull up on them while there’s a stand hunter non stand user but the twist is that he’s a hamon user, a Zeppeli who’s trying to make a name for himself and he encounters the DUWANG gang and a whole shit bunch of match ups happen. Jotaro possibly meeting Polnarieff and using the arrows the speed wagon foundation has to get SP Requiem and fight Metallica requiem or maybe even Crazy Diamond Requiem. So bizarre but fun

Too bad he lost because of bs But....1:07

7:24 stand name “if I could turn back time”

Maybe we can see a “what if Giorno joined La Squadra instead of Bruno’s team”

I think La Squadra is probably the only group of antagonists that I genuinely wished could've have been victorious and won in the end,all of them (excluding Gelato,Sorbet and maybe Formaggio) were all great and interesting characters with awesome Stands (I always loved Man in the Mirror,Beach Boy and Metallica)

I would say the new member of La Squadra could be Sheila E. from Purple Haze Feedback, as she has a reason to get close to Illuso and she could possibly unearth Diavolo's secrets even though she couldn't find out what he looked like (let's also remember that Diavolo's face isn't all that useful, since he eventually goes after the gang anyway). The only thing that may happen during La Squadra's hunt for Diavolo is for Sheila E. to eventually murder Illuso and maybe blame it on one of the elite guards. She could have her own fight with La Squadra and end up dead but she would reveal what they need. Also, I'm calling this What If scenario Vento Metallico.

What if jolyne won against pucci and the universe didn't get reset?

What if Dio after seeing Jonathans Courage and Willpower instead of trying to kill him again Teams-Up with Jotaro and start training his Vampire Skills along with Jonathan becoming a Hamon User. Jonathan becomes an Archeologist and finds the stand arrow that way. After resolving the Plot of Part 2 together with Ceasar and Joseph, DIo (Immortal) and Jonathan (Longer Live because of Hamon Training) somehow get stabed by the Stand Arrow Jonathan found earlier awakening the Stand Abilities in the Joestars and Dio getting a Stand too (also he would probably use the incomplete Stone Mask to be able to endure Sunlight) after this i dont know how it could keep going but i would like to hear you thoughts about a scenario where dio and jonathan team up with both of them being a part of ying and yang power wise (Hamon - White) (Vampire/Black) just some collected thoughts from me

Wait wouldn’t metallic requiem’s ability just be revert to zero since giorno wanted the power to stop diavolo so the requiem arrow give I’m GER and revert to zero

Can't watch rn but I'm here to leave my like and comment

I have another idea: What if La Sqaudra and Buccerati's squad work together? Only Giorno & Buccerati know about the betrayal plan, and since none of them are involve in Formaggio's fight, he died anyway. During Illuso's fight, Giorno is involved, so he can just secretly tell him about the plan, and La squadra will back down for a while. Since no one is causing trouble, Buccarrati's squad can just do everything without fighting until they arrive to hand over Trish to the boss. Same thing, Buccerrati becomes a corpse and tell his squad about the betrayal plan. After the squad except for Fugo leave, they called la squadra to meet them somewhere. Assuming la squadra only catch up after the fight of Crush & Talking tounge, they manage to board a plane and went to sardinia. With la squadra's help, they can just put notorious big in the mirror world of froze it. After reaching Sardinia, Moody Blues can complete his replay since la squadra is helping. Here's where my story line splits, assuming Doppio was there and la squadra kill him, both teams will argue about which team should be on top of the other. La squadra is obviously stronger, so la squadra will win in this line. But assuming Doppio didn't went there or escape, they will proceeds to find him through his face, after knowing Polnareff, they will find him. With the help of la squadra, they can kill that dangerous duo much easier. Going to the colluseeum, they will most likely argue over who should take the arrow, la squadra is stronger so they obviously will win. Polnareff don't like the looks of it so he will most likely destroy the arrow and escape, assuming he still give them the arrow, they can win Diavolo, but since they're strong alone, defeating him together will make them victorious even without the arrow, but if they decided to let the arrow choose by itself and still choose Giorno, they will let Giorno be their leader after the fight.

This is the content I love from ya And la squadra is my fav team next to Bruno's crew

Metallica Requiem would be Dave Mustaine and Cliff Burton staying in the band.

A few "What If's" I have come up with of varying complexity: What if Foo Fighter survived the fight against Pucci? What if Weather Report never turned evil? What if Mista's stand was Emperor instead of Sex Pistols? What if instead of Spin in SBR it was Hamon? What if Hol Horse joined the Crusaders? What if La Squadra and Bruno's group teamed up? What if Sorbet and Gelato were still in La Squadra by the time the events of Part 5 happened?

Season 1, the Gang kills those who are unloyal to the boss. Season 2, kills those who tries to protect the boss. And are loyal to the boss.

I like the fact that illusio would get stomped by pre and post part 3 dio just because hes a vamp and hes stronger then illusios stand

I needed this upload

I really did want them to survive. Believe me, I did.

I'd already commented it in the "what if Caesar was in Part 3" video, so here's a shorter version of my idea: What if Kira was apprehended after the Sheer Heart Attack fight, sent to Green Dolphin St. prison and there he met and allied with Hermes Costello and joined up with Jolyne Cujoh later on to fight Pucci and perhaps restore his quiet life in the process somehow. The details I figured out so far are that he meets and befriends Hermes first at a manicure shop he runs in the prison as a way of working and having a nice day to day existence, he'd fully join the Jojo team as Hermes, Jolyne and Emporio were escaping after the Jailhouse Rock fight, most likely helping Hermes during the escape. He'd later on either die in the fight against Made in Heaven or after combining his explosives with Hermes' arrow trick (as well as Sheer Heart Attack's ability to circumvent C-Moon's gravity shift) he might even kill Pucci instead, leading to a sad but not as catastrophic ending.

“Metallica Requiem...I’m going to give you hell on earth Diavolo.”

Can you do a video where Bruno’s group and Risottos group teaming up then have Giorno become a Fair mob boss have each group on his side

I love the “It is what it is” part

I really needed this, thank you

I love this video ‘cause you clearly put a lot of time into thinking up this scenario lol. It was basically like: Ghiaccio: “C’mon guys, let’s go to Sardegna!” Melone: “Wait, we killed Abbachio! So how’ll we learn the boss’s identity now?” Ghiaccio: “Now that you mention it, a guy who has almost exactly the same abilities as Abbachio just joined the familia. So we can use him instead!” Melone: “Di molto!”

I'd also want to know what happens if La squadra and Bruno's Gang teamed uo together. I mean, they had the same goal.

The best part about this is ghiaccio gets extra screen time.

The Sailor moon piano theme in the background ❤🤣

You know, if they both knew their own goals, they could've banded together and defeated the boss SO much easier!!!

What if Giorno was never in part 5?

Man, I've been waiting for someone to make a video about this! Thanks man. Edit: it would've been cool to see if Bruno's gang and la squadra team up together ..they have similar goals.(somewhat) Also la squadra is underrated,imo the characters are so interesting! It kinda sucks that we can't see more of them....

I have multiple ideas for 'What if' videos: What if Dario didn't steal from George? What if the carriage driver had done his job well? What if Okayasu was smart? What if DIO had the requiem arrow? What if Diavolo had the requiem arrow? What if Kars had won? What if Kars came back? Sorry for any incorrect spelling, I haven't read or watched JJBA in a while.

Damn. I love la squadra! They're kinda underrated (in my opinion) like.. They were badass!

How about "What if Polnareff contacted La Squadra"

Fromaggio: Hey should we all go after Bruno's gang all at once and overwhelm them with our numbers and the element of surprise? Risotto: No, we go after them one by one so that they will be able to gradually diminish our numbers. Also we will attack them in order of seniority.

The "Memory Bank" ability reminds me of the "Little Thief" device seen in the game "Ace Attorney Investigations : Miles Edgeworth", where it can re-create a scene through simulations. As for the Stand's name and Stand user's name, I'd go with "Theatre of Pain" (named after Motley Crue's third album of the same name), and the Stand user's name is "Tirami", from Tiramisu (an italian dessert), and is written almost the same way as the french term "Tir Ami", or "friendly fire".

I have a question Do you think that Jouske P4 can defeat ultimate Kars considering that his ability is to revert a body to it’s previous state so ultimate Kars would return to be just Kars

Hey Kaleb here's a question: Can L, from Death Note, figure out the identity of Yoshikage Kira?

I just rewatched and noriced: They dont need abbachio. They found the disc in Venice and would have found diavolo that way. I believe that creating an ice mirror with whiteout and then using man in the mirror would allow Risotto to win even without a requiem stand. With a shit ton of plot armor of course but possible.

7:00 house of memories. Reads forgoten and non forgoten memories

Couldn’t Melone just get Trish’s blood sample and use it in conjunction with Baby Face to find Diavolo?

What if "certain" characters" were in the villain against jojo battle, for ex : hazamada and kira ( i mean stands users that could easily defeat the villain

Lisa Lisa did leave behind at least one pupil, so there could still be Hamon users in Italy. Not the BEST choice for someone to try and hunt down Passione members, but it's a starting point.

the return of the king

Stand users hunted down by specialised non stand users would be awesme

*"METALLICA REQUIEM"*

The only thing that can describe this channel is 🔥🔥🔥

I think La Squadra would have won if and only if they would have had their team members optimized. Risotto would work alone, as he would do normally. They should have sent Pesci with Formaggio. Pesci could have helped Formaggio in sewers, or in the end kill people who shrank so little that they would be just impaled by his hook. Then there should have been combo with Illuso and Melone. Illuso could pull Melone inside the mirror while the Baby Face could rampage outside the in the real world. Man in the Mirror could potentially help Baby Face while both Illuso and Melone have 24/7 communication at all the time. Also Baby Face could easily win against Purple Haze since it is a somewhat remote stand. (Also Baby Face could just trade blows with Purple Haze and kill Fugo.) Lastly the most deadliest combo would be Prosciutto and Ghiaccio. How do you win against them? Grateful Dead just makes people old around them and then Ghiaccio just executes those who are still alive. While Ghiaccio wears White Album he just has constantly the upper hand against anybody. Then the whole traitor group would die and La Squadra would go against Diavolo with full party without any losses.

La Squadra did almost win.Risotto almost killed Diavolo, Baby Face almost killed Giorno, Prosciutto should of killed Mista and Pesci could have killed Bucciarati if he didn't stop the train.

You should make a "What if Passione won" for April fools and just re-say Part 5 in this format

I NEED MORE OF THAT THUMBNAIL !!

I do have a story like that where La Squadra actually "wins" by using Giorno to defeat Diavolo. But there's an additional character I created who helps. XD

What If Avdol and Kakyoin were in Part 4?

Huh... I should be asleep, but i'm too early not to watch this

Sailor Moon opening theme at the background hehe, nice one 😉

Honestly, a Stand named [Remember the Time], a colony Stand that can project a person's memories or the recent events of any given place by projecting them on any smooth surface (essentially turning any flat object into a TV screen of the past), with a security guard sort of user who watches several people's histories on the edges of knives or the surfaces of glasses of water, would just be really really cool.

I prefer la squadra personally

What if la squadra teamed up with bruno's gang? 👀

love your content what about a what if la squadra and bruno's gang both work together , how would they communicate and how would they work together. I also would like to see your theorys and what ifs of games like monster hunter and other games alike :)

Metallica Requiem: With a bigger range and faster actions, Risotto can control people's bodies within a ten to four meter radius. He can still control the iron they have and being able to manipulate bigger amounts of iron he can turn himself into metal to increase his defense, but with the ability to take all the iron from anyone who aproaches in less than minute there would be no need to use this. He would basically become like a Magneto made out of metal and being capable of "blood bend" Edit: also of normal metallica is a bunch of little slime creatures then maybe its Requiem form would actually be some kind of humanoid, but it wpuld be really interesting if it took the form of iron in the periodic table

What if Fugo's anger was his 2nd personality?

I’m on jojo part 3 rn so I’m only here to like and comment so I don’t get spoilers.

Kaleb, how do you come up with such great ideas. Subbed

I'm in love with this video