What If PALPATINE bought DEATH STICKS?

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5 ай бұрын

In this Star Wars fan fiction, let’s find out what would have happened if Palpatine consumed Death Sticks…
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@The-Plaguefellow 5 ай бұрын

At the end of it all, Elan Sleazebaggano was the true victor of the Jedi v. Sith conflict.

@RayAkuma 5 ай бұрын

You wanna buy some death sticks?

@toddkurzbard 3 ай бұрын

MACE WINDU: "You're under arrest, Chancellor." SHEEV: "Chill out, Jedi Dude. I am, like, SOOOOOO stoned."

@MalusOfficial 5 ай бұрын

I love the absurdity of Palpatine doing a line of space crack (or I guess that would be spice instead) and then yelling and losing a fight to a statue, which fell on top of him and killed him, followed by an extensive forensic examination which is broadcasted across the galaxy and led by a mentally unstable clone shock trooper who thought of using old Sheev as his toothpaste 😂😂😂

@josephfenech9401 4 ай бұрын

Hahaha!! Indeed, hilarious!

@leonjabonski729 5 ай бұрын

seems like a reasonable fanfic

@starwarsquill 5 ай бұрын

Yep lol

@MrKeyblademaster1992 5 ай бұрын

Palpatine's own arrogance and hubris did him in...in the most humiliating fashion too.

@VexNovaYT 5 ай бұрын

I love that Anakin was ranked to Jedi Master because of Palpatine's death like they give him credit. Also I love that the sith statues roasted the hell out of Palpatine.

@JediMasterZim 5 ай бұрын

Yeah, that was the only burn worse than what Anakin suffered on Mustafar.

@shadowslayer2929 5 ай бұрын

@@JediMasterZimdeath sticks were the chosen one 😂

@Acevant 13 күн бұрын

"If give these death sticks to the Sith Lord you did. See we did not. A master you now are. Totally unrelated, it is."

@The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer 5 ай бұрын

This went surprisingly deep for a what if shitpost. These visions were no mere acid trip. Clearly this was the will of the force at play.

@itz.just_nullproductions1038 5 ай бұрын

love how palpatine said "then treason, it is" as if he turned into yoda

@starwarsquill 5 ай бұрын

Haha

@edwardsolomon1951 5 ай бұрын

A spinoff: Mace walks in and Palpatine offers him a deathstick while smoking the peacepipe.

@tainoman7905 5 ай бұрын

A stick LORD?

@starwarsquill 5 ай бұрын

Yes, the one we’ve been looking for!

@AzguardMike 5 ай бұрын

eyyy man you wanna buy some death sticks? @@starwarsquill

@andrewwilcke9378 15 күн бұрын

darth Jesse: Anakin, have you ever heard about the tragedy of darth white the cook?

@tainoman7905 15 күн бұрын

@@andrewwilcke9378 Darth White was so powerful and so wise, he could manipulate the Meth-iclorians to create...blue.

@andrewwilcke9378 15 күн бұрын

@@tainoman7905 Anakin: Where can i learn such powers?

@palious13 5 ай бұрын

CSI: Coruscant LOL

@starwarsquill 5 ай бұрын

Or Dexx-Terr haha

@nicoleg2544 2 ай бұрын

“We found death sticks in the executive building and we ‘don’t know’ who it belongs to” is a startlingly familiar headline 🤣

@nobbyfirefly57 Ай бұрын

I need context

@nicoleg2544 Ай бұрын

A while back there was a baggie of cocaine found in the White House and they ‘didn’t know’ who it belonged to but we all know it was Hunter’s lol

@glauberglousger956 17 күн бұрын

I think it's based on cocaine being found in the Whitehouse@@nobbyfirefly57

@glauberglousger956 14 күн бұрын

@@nobbyfirefly57uhh, some suspicious white powder was found in the Whitehouse And yes, it's what you think it is

@nathanlynch9634 5 ай бұрын

This has got to be the funniest Star Wars theory I’ve heard and I love it.

@cecilrhodes7744 5 ай бұрын

I couldn't help but laugh at this. Could you imagine if they had put this in Revenge of The Sith?

@nathanlynch9634 5 ай бұрын

@@cecilrhodes7744 now I can and it’s really funny.

@dianesinger9729 5 ай бұрын

Had to laugh at Palpatine and his conversation with the statues.

@user-pc3nr7qx8j 5 ай бұрын

imagine someone says: hey your breath smells like the chancelor

@nathanneil5138 5 ай бұрын

What if Obi Wan broke his leg when jumping to confront Grievous on Utapau?

@JediMasterZim 5 ай бұрын

I can only imagine how the spirits of Sith of old-especially that of his master-would have interacted with Palpatine afterwards.

@Nidias0 5 ай бұрын

i really liked the statues roasting sheev. was something different from the usual fan fictions on youtube gonna subscribe so that i can follow your career with great interest.

@starwarsquill 5 ай бұрын

I’m glad you liked it, man :)

@ClaudevonRiegan_ 4 ай бұрын

This might be the only what if where all 4 Jedi who enter palps’ office survive 😂

@itz.just_nullproductions1038 5 ай бұрын

This is absolutely hysterical.

@Jesus_lover2222 5 ай бұрын

what if anakin fell in love with the zygerrian queen

@danialbabchuk2830 4 ай бұрын

I don't think I've ever watched a "what if" that's made me laugh as hard as this one. The writer has a epic hate on of sorts for palpatine bahahahah. Palpatine gets riled up, impatient waiting for his encounter, smokes space crack. High outa his mind he gets roasted by ancient sith statues. Then launches himself full tilt at the statue, snapping his neck, then gets crushed by the statue. Bahhahaha. Pure gold.

@lucaramirez9339 18 күн бұрын

Your arrogance blinds you emperor palpatine now you shall experience the full power of the death sticks

@itzxsliick7036 5 ай бұрын

Toothpaste 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it

@andrewwalton2648 5 ай бұрын

that made me laugh pretty hard. crunch!! lol

@AntiSerpent 5 ай бұрын

*( ͠° ͟ ͜ʖ ͡ ͠°) He would done away with the jedi under a minute.*

@bobbowers9037 5 ай бұрын

I think annikin's vision was because he was tripping on death sticks 😂

@benjaminparker671 5 ай бұрын

What If Shaak Ti went to Mandalore with Ahsoka

@starwarsquill 5 ай бұрын

Maul might’ve been caught earlier and maybe the Jedi would have one final chance at beating Sidious i think :)

@avandorhu-3389 13 күн бұрын

"Anakin me boy! I've over dosed on death sticksssssss"

@GeometricOne-hr5oz 5 ай бұрын

What if Leia and Starkiller were trained together?

@starwarsquill 5 ай бұрын

Could lead to a scenario where Palpatine discovers them both… :/

@leiratno820 5 ай бұрын

Unironically better than those millions of "what if master X trained Anakin" on other channels.

@equaltoreality8028 Ай бұрын

I have not had a laugh like that for ages.

@socialaccount0000 5 ай бұрын

What if Anakin was framed for the Jedi Temple Bombing? Would Sidious bail him out? Would Ashoka be able to find and defeat Bariss? Would this further accelerate Anakin's fall to the dark side regardless if he leaves the order or not?

@starwarsquill 5 ай бұрын

Sidious would probably get it resolved I think…

@socialaccount0000 5 ай бұрын

@@starwarsquillIt would still likely push Anakin to the dark side, not fully if Sidious gets it resolved quickly. But the fact that the Jedi would've been okay with his execution to appease the Republic is what would piss him off

@user-fb8si6wf8u 5 ай бұрын

I think he would get closer to sidious and distance himself from the jedi alot earlier and alot Quicker

@mrcs1037 5 ай бұрын

What if Cin Drallig killed Vader/Anakin in the temple

@starwarsquill 5 ай бұрын

Palpatine would be disappointed haha

@soularprimestudios5930 5 ай бұрын

I had this question yesterday 😂

@starwarsquill 5 ай бұрын

Haha

@soularprimestudios5930 5 ай бұрын

@starwarsquill Honestly I thought you was gonna make Palpatine try to sell Anakin death sticks.....and it would explain where the name death star came from 💀😅

@TonyAncom 5 ай бұрын

Part two with a resurrected Dartb Vitiate PLEASE!

@DarthTerminus-wy3gp 5 ай бұрын

This was an interesting story and funny in the way that sidious was killed because he was ingesting death sticks and his own mind betrayed him and he robbed his apprentice of the chance to kill him outright

@possiblyturtle1190 3 ай бұрын

Anyone else think this is a robot chicken sketch

@guillermofernandez1047 5 ай бұрын

Now ¿What if Obi Wan had bought the death sticks in attack of the clones?. 😂😂

@theomnipotent3574 5 ай бұрын

What if jabba was a sith lord

@manofiron5934 5 ай бұрын

It's really good

@starwarsquill 5 ай бұрын

Thanks :)

@archae108 2 ай бұрын

LMAO HE DED

@christerrain3789 3 ай бұрын

Pente patrol did one just like this 😅

@damwaterthomas1980 4 ай бұрын

My name is, Thomas Death sticks make you a real man and who knew he became Stick Lord of Death sticks. Thank you for reading my comment and have a great day.

@lilnosey1196 Ай бұрын

13:10 😭😭😭

@thatguyy96 23 күн бұрын

He probs did do death sticks

@Elyseon 5 ай бұрын

Eh, Palpatine was a psychotic narcissist. He didn't give a damn about the galaxy's betterment or prosperity. Everything was just a tool or an obstacle to him.

@sausagethegodofcurry 5 ай бұрын

I really wanna try to recreate this story. Whether through live action, animation, or stop motion. I feel like I have to do it.

@starwarsquill 5 ай бұрын

Haha That would be awesome. If I had the budget I’d make a clone wars style animation of some of these lol

@sausagethegodofcurry 5 ай бұрын

yeah. That'd be amazing. Keep up the good work!

@toddkurzbard 5 ай бұрын

"Execute Order 4:20.".

@chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031 2 ай бұрын

Soosy.

@Jedi_With_Aesthetic 5 ай бұрын

What if he had a 4 Loko before fighting Mace? lol

@monistorm8028 5 ай бұрын

Honestly reading the title this just sounds like a terrible fanfiction, not that what ifs aren't just fanfictions for people who hate reading anyway but still lol