"What are you in here for?" "everything"

rick considers it a planet because its orbit is clear of debree

To be fair, a distress beacon would be considered an invitation to enter.

Cannibalism is actually technically not illegal as long as the meat wasn't sourced illegally

0:56 could be argued as reasonable force. Restraining someone (admittedly with a weapon) who was armed and using that weapon in a threatening manner is a valid defence. I believe Washington (where the Smiths live) is a state that has a stand your ground law so he might not even face a trial.

Rick and Morty will always have a special place in my heart 💔

@6:16 Planets aren't determined by size but by 3 requirements. 1. It must orbit a star (rouge planets are an exception) 2. It must be rounds/spherical in shape and 3. Must have cleared all debris in its orbit. Pluto hasn't done this yet as it resides in the Kuiper belt. I'm assuming tiny planet has even tho it's impossible to know for sure

I feel like rick murdering ricks should be written off as suicide rather than murder because he is quite literally killing... himselves?

The “the lame one here on earth” is such a good and funny reference to the same episode I love that

6:15 being small isn’t the only reason Pluto isn’t considered a planet also Rick didn’t realize the planet was so tiny

Rick can just travel to another dimension and live like nothing happend ngl

14:40 they send a distress beacon so hes not trespassing because they asked somebody to come which in this case was rick

if you go to a parallel universe and kill that universe's version of you, is that suicide or murder?

He has a presidential pardon so actually its 0 years 0$

20:11 I would like to say that this video is inaccurate, by assuming all of rick and morty takes place under the US legal system. Many of these crimes were comited outside the US or even diferent countries. Is the the galactic goverment recognized by the US? If no, there's no chance he will get charged for running from their cops. The reason for this time stamp is, that this "crime" is completly legal in many other countrys, in fact if you asume that rick has some form of custody (like the parents) for summer, providing her with alcohol would be legal even if she would have been just 14 in germany. EDIT: in germany cannibalism by itself also isn't illegal. It would just be tampering with a dead body. If the person is still alive, and the meat came from the person in a legal way (like a medicaly required amputation) eating that meat is legal.

I hope seasons 4-7 are on their way soon!

most of the attempted murder charges would just be considered criminal threat, as in most cases no one was harmed, obviously you could argue either way, but a lot of the cases no one (in these scenarios) was put in grevious bodily harm. Killing the jellybean guy in season 1, would be regicide I'm pretty sure the mosquito men are classed as government officials, so even the involuntary manslaughter charge would be raised. There is an argument for the citadel of ricks as well, some of the ones rick kill are considered leaders. Neutrino bombs would go under the classification of weapon of mass destruction, so in cases like the saw trap, when he threatens to use one, Rick should be charged with at least, owning a WMD, and terrorism. and possibly creation of an WMD. whatever that falls under.

0:24 wasnt that "self" defence (of his grandson)? He did threaten him with use of a deadly weapon too

I don't wanna watch a 30 minute video essay, does this take into account he turned into a turkey and got pardoned?

To be fair on the not-so-abandoned ship It was projecting a distress call. I may not be a lawyer, but I know that is an invitation of a sorts, to get involved. Now, I don't believe Rick has the certifications to perform rescue operations, but at least it's not trespassing.

So... Scamming people without harming them by making their electricity system sub-optimal, not even scamming money from them (16:56) lands you 50 years in jail but intentionally causing the death of hundreds, probably thousands (19:35) only gets you 3 years in jail? WTF

technically we have no way of knowing that Rick doesn't have a license to practice medicine

14:36 couldnt the distress beacon be interpreted as a invitation to come inside? If the ship is not responding to hails yet has a distress beacon going off i feel itd be natural to enter to look for survivors

I wanna bet that there are alot more crimes that where either offscreen or unknown laws being broken

I like how he didn't even get a single life sentence

That face on the rick chair 😂😂😂

love the futurama reference

the fact this video needs to be 30 minutes long speak for itself

Brother, he'd be in prison till the mutliverses end

He isnt allowed to be here. *SELLING FIREARMS WITHOUT A LICENCE.*

This is the first video I have seen of yours and I like it, Rick and Morty so such a good show so I’ll watch anything about it.

was looking for this

6:10 ok so basicly, pluto isent a planet because it lies in the kupier belt and cant get rid of the asteroids around it. Requirements: 1. orbit star 2. must be big enough to be able to clear other celestial bodies in the orbit of the sun 3. must be big enough to be a sphere

You know the video is going to be wild when on episode 1 he already has +100 years of prison.

I skip like 6 minutes and rick get add 500 more years to his's sentenced

I'm not sure what to think of a attempted murder having longer sentence than releasing a bioweapon. Heck, attempted murder had longer sentence than straight up murder

Tranquilizing a wild animal one, I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one. In that episode he took Jerry to a resort, that he helped build. The "people" of that planet might have given him permission to keep the wild animals away. But he did enslave those aliens so, instead of $1000 fine and a year in prison; it would be twenty years.

another banger of a video (that was a lot of years from 2 episodes ago(season 2))

13:25 "Isnt allowed to be here" -> "Selling Firearms Without A License"

5:40 A planet is also defined by it’s shape, having an independent orbit around a STAR (and not another celestial body), as well as whether or not it has cleared every object in it’s path/orbit. If this planet DOES meet such a criteria then, regardless of size, it is more of a planet than is Pluto. I’m not exactly an expert on space though, so if I’m wrong correct me.

that forzen guy, he won't get charged, he was defending his grandson

Only three years for terrorism is wild tbh

23:40 Rick finally did a public service

cant charge a sentient pickle, its not a recognized entity

btw pluto is not a planet because there are other objects in its orbit

1:00 could you argue it was in defense of morty

Plus all the other intergalactic laws he broke and didn’t say anything about lol

Not even a minute in and rick is already getting a 100 years in prison

bro getting the aizen sentence

20:13 you said that morty is his nephew 😂

i am sure they is plenty of galactic and base reality laws Rick has broken

6:17 just cause it’s smaller than Pluto doesn’t mean it can’t be a planet 1 it probably orbits a star since it’s stated to be earth like 2 its round 3 despite its size its gravity is strong enough to keep them on the planet meaning it’s probably really dense and could have the mass necessary to clear its own orbit Witch would meet the necessary requirements to be a planet

10:08 actually, this would still be a crime, since they could have saved him, but chose not to, so this would be an act of criminal negligence

3:59 What about identity theft? Legally it would be about the same as a identical twin taking over the others life. 11:14 I would treat that no different then identical twins again. 11:31 But the garage os currently in a time dimension. So there is a decent chance absolutely nobody is in danger. So hardly reckless. 14:20 The distress beacon is a open invitation. Thus not a trespass. 16:57 But he isn't impersonating a another person. He is still Rick. This would be more like someone wearing their normal wig during a crime.

6:05 The definition of planet vs dwarf planet has to do with whether the planetoid has cleared out its orbit with its gravity more than size. You have to be much bigger than the other rocks in your orbit. While the planet is ridiculously small, it somehow seems to have near-Earth gravity, so it is doing some weird shit that could push it out of the dwarf planet category, depending on some other factors.

I have watched rick and morty about 6 whole times

Actually, whenever Rick was about to kill Morty’s child wouldn’t it technically fall under attempted infanticide considering the baby was about 15 minutes old

Almost 6 thousand years of jail time and almost 4.5 million dollars

to be fair no one would be in jail cause rick unknowingly shot the portal in the bug

The actual question is how are they catching this man and sentencing to death?

1:01: not assaut with a deadly weapon since the person that rick froze was threatening morty with intention of stabbing him

Hey man, I don't know if it would fot your current format and the tone might be off, but I've recently been on a Five Nights at Freddys kick and I would be super enthused if you were to do a video tallying the crimes of William Afton in FNAF. You certainly have a lot of meat on that bone, though again if the tone isn't what you'd like to go for I would understand

The thing with tiny planet is that it actually does satisfy the criterea for being a planet

Forgetting the mattress sounds like criminal neglegence

14:37 I think he was allowed to be on this ship considering that he was responding to a distress call

cannibalism isnt acutally illegal in any state other than idaho. So he wouldnt be charged for that

Yes, that is a planet. A planet is any celestial object orbiting around a sun, which is: (Decently) spherically shaped by its own gravity Crossing no other objects‘ orbits which are larger or equal to itself.

18:17 its self and others defence. his best friends just got killed

whe he shoved mr hearheads gears in his mouth, its called gearsticles

14:40 i feel like that should be legal because of the distress becon but please correct me if im wrong

at 13:26 shouldnt the charge be something else? because it is listed as selling firearms without a liscence :3

Bean man that I forget the name of def had it coming tho

it's a funny video i must say😂 but at 3:31 i'm not sure about that,i mean it's literally their own body/DNA. you can do with your body what you want or am i wrong? could be a grey zone or something like that😂

Technically Rick didn’t do Surgeon instead he just injected his friend with a shrunken down grandson in a (I forgot the name) but it could be idk illegal medication but they did kill him in the possess, but he didn’t cause it directly so 2nd degree murder

TECHNICALLY, just because something can be used like a drug doesn't mean it's a controlled substance. The way those laws work it's a black list not a white list. You won't get in trouble for eating a pair because it somehow gained a high enough THC content to get you high, they would have to add that list of controlled substances.

Teamers with the same (and really good) strategy

15:18 he didn't kill them he turned them into snakes so they can live a better life than as a human

5:43 there's more conditions to being a planet. The planet needs to have a round shape from its gravitational pull and has to clear its orbit and Pluto is in the Kuiper Belt. 14:05 I don’t think it’s trespassing because they sent a distress signal. 14:13 Well it’s a kind of language and the senders of the distress signal could have been in consent that these signs can be drawn if they send a distress signal. 19:34 but they're not in America.

12:32 he shouldn't be charged for this because he was formerley an arms dealer.

you can't charge him for illegal substance at 9:41, because this substance has to be in the register of illegal substances and since it's something from outer space which humankind doesn't know about,it wouldn't be illegal.😂

6:15 planets are not based on size it’s based on Does it have a clear orbit Does it clear all other objects out of its path And some other classifications non specifically about said planets size Plutos orbit is an oval due to asteroids pulling it out of its original path

killing insects isnt really punishable by law

13:25 isn't that trespassing?

But he was flying in space. Space is technically not governed.

Technically he didn’t kille them, he turned them into snakes

15:50 I mean, technically they're not dead...

Now, I'm playing with a what if here, but since this is Rick, what if the cookies have more value then the original money in the vults?

Second try to you to do Benson from regular show

Technicly everything rick did till the turkey episode doesnt matter beacuase he got pardoned

He didnt murdered he turn them into snakes

Cannibalism is not a crime there’s just no way to obtain the meat in a legal way 20:33

2:24 Morty was a hologram so not a minor because he wasn't real

99% of this would be dismissed based on jurisdiction… sooooo

doesn't rick get a presidential Parden at 1 point?

13:26 why does it say "selling firearms without a licence", eventho the crime was trespassing on government property ?

20:13 nephew huh?

15:50 the people were turned into snakes and still alive so it isn't murder

Can you charge let’s game it out next (weird request but he does a lot of illegal things on his videos)

7:43 😂

Travis scott reference