Shigechi: Is that a real hand? Kira: No. *Part 4 ends*

I think what's interesting about Kira winning, is the consequences because he indirectly prevents the world from being reset by Pucci. Because if Kira kills Jotaro. Then Pucci loses all the knowledge he needs to start Dio's ritual. So Pucci would effectively spend the rest of his life in depression because he wouldn't be able to accomplish his goals without Jotaro's memories.

Imagine polnareff goes to morioh because he finds out someone killed jotaro and wants to avenge him but since kira won its exceedingly hard to impossible to find where he is. Polnareff would aimlessly wander around trying to claim vengeance but then realizing the hopelessness of the situation falls down to his knees angry and sad that he couldnt find his friends killer. But then, in that moment the arrow pierces his body with the intent to make his wish into reality. Now thats a storyline id like to see.

I feel the best ending for kira is him to literally just open up to shinobu. She wanted more action in her relationship with kosawku. All it would take would her trying to spice things up romantically and kira opening up about his “desires.” They become a freaky little couple and then boom, no more murder. He takes his desires out on shinobu (in a healthy way). If he does this before hiyato finds out, he could have literally just actually formed a relationship with the kid and he wouldn’t have had him trying to snoop.

If you think about it, Kira winning would actively screw over Pucci since there’s no more Jotaro that he can memory disc in order to read DIO’s diary and attain heaven.

The idea of Polnareff going to Japan to defeat Kira is very amusing. Especially since it would develop a theme of him having to hunt for people with weird attributes regarding hands in an attempt to avenge someone close to him lmao.

It would have been wonderful.

Remember that they had Remi there who was able to tell if someone was killed by Kira. Not only that but she could somewhat "sense" him. Idk if that was just plot but she points out his new face (and Hiato) when she saw their photos. She didn't say "oh that's him" but more like "these stand out". Kira also seems to have a bit of an ego and want's people to know about him and the murders even if he says he doesn't.

My personal favorite case scenario is the prisoner of love. It holds a bit of a positive ending considering that things play out right, nobody else has to die. The bite the dust ending is honestly the most likely cast scenario to happen if I’m being honest. Dude seriously fumbled the bag by not turning off the loop after he dusted the Jostars the first time.

I love how I went into this knowing exactly what was going to happen and just being like "Yeah, he just wants to kill people every once in a while" but what I did not expect was playing into his family life and being totally normal with Hayato being just a weirdo

Morioh is a great town, but the fact that it had four different serial killers over the course of a single summer (Angelo, Keicho, Akira, and Kira) makes it a lot worse sadly.

As the best villain in all of jojo, i can confirm that if kira won, he would most likely not take kosaku's life as kira would win. So no identities would be stolen, and he would kill but live a quiet life at the same time

personally, i like 3.5 because its kinda wholesome. Kira gets trapped in love, which causes him to lose the need to kill the Morioh warriors just wouldnt need to follow him anymore because they have no idea who he is and hes not killing anyone anymore so overall, its kinda just good for all of them

What if Hiato said who Kira is on the radio. Would that just kill everyone in Morioh? That would surely lead to Kira getting caught as there would be investigations on why the whole town disappeared

What if the events in part 7 and 8 happened in the original universe at the designated times that they were set, i think this would be an very interesting idea to theorise.

what if kira didn’t have the biggest ego towards anything, actually had real combat skills and not running skills, and was probably like 10% smarter with the usage of his abilities/brain

The speed wagon foundation getting involved would be very interesting. Perhaps Jolyne when she is grown up (before being framed and put in jail) goes to Morio to find who killed her father, attracting Kira b/c of her hands to herself. And Pucci is sad now since he has to find an alternate way for the Heaven Plan to work. Perhaps Limp Biscuit can revive Dio consciousness from the bone. Or Pucci stalks Jolyne to Morio and find that Crazy Diamond is a thing and tries to steal the stand to revive Dio's bone so he can learn what was in the Diary form Dio himself. Or he sees Hermit Purple exists and wants to test the stand to see if it can extract the info he wants in a janky way.

Here's some What If concepts: What if Pucci never met DIO? What if Straizo successfully killed Speedwagon? What if DIO turned Pucci into a vampire? What if both Giorno AND Diavolo were not worthy of the Requiem Arrow? (Diavolo would prob just stomp everyone tbh) What if both Josukes swapped parts?

Maybe part of the reason Kira kinda had feelings for Shinobu is because of the "body," or at least face of Kosaku. Similar to how Jonathan's body still had some lingering control in competition with DIO when he took it over. This is extremely unlikely, but it was just an interesting thought I had.

5:23 It most likely does, actually. Kira walked right next to SHA while approaching Koichi. If SHA couldn't discern friend from foe, Kira should've been blown up since he was right next to SHA and his heat signature would be closer.

If Kira beats Jotaro then the universe never gets reset cuz Pucci never gets his memories.

I really can't imagine Kira living with Shinobu's hands tempting him for too long before she becomes his next victim. Whether this could lead to him being found or not is another matter, but if done in a moment of weakness, he might leave a trail of evidence behind.

WHAT IF Yoshikage Kira Had A Foot Fetish Instead?

do "could jotaro survive pt 7 and 8?" please i think it would be cool

It wouldn't matter who Kira got to impersonate, he would get found out sooner or later. Remember the conversation between Rohan and Joseph in the station, he was living someone else's life and trying to emulate this person's personality and mannerisms, someone close to this person would eventually think something's wrong and get suspicious and this would eventually lead to him get found. All he really achieved by impersonating Kosaku was buy time, so unless he got really lucky and got to impersonate someone super reclusive without family or friends things would still play the same way they did.

One of the ways Kira could win is if he just made an effort to learn how to fight/defend himself with his stand, and utilize his stand's abilities to the max during a fight. Then strategize the best way to use his abilities to defeat his enemies. Killer Queen doesn't need to be the same type of stand as Star Platinum to win.

5:26 sheer heart attack can differentiate between Kira and others. This is shown when Kira returns and walks alongside sheer heart attack, right before beating Koichi

Kira is one of my favourite villains. I was actually rooting for him during his time as kosaku. Obviously, his kills are irredeemable, but he could've escaped his old life and achieved peace with the kawajiris. Also I'm a big fan of Queen songs💀🐱💣💥

I might be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure (at least in the anime) Hiyato's mom does say a throw away line about his obsession with camera's. There's a possibility he has a reputation around town as 'that kid with the camera' and yknow since he's an elementary kid, no one would really pay him much mind.

Kira killing Jotaro would make Pucci's plan impossible

METAs: polnareff subtitles: pull nerf, uhlref, fold a ref

I. Just realisee if kira killed everyone then part 6 would never happen with no jotaro no purpose in jolyne being framed sooo ermes would evantually get revenge on sports max either with the help of gwess or others emporios stuck in prision samething for anasui and weather

Liked the vid, but I would have liked to hear more about what happens after he won like how parts 5 and 6 would have been affected.

Scenario 5 would be pretty fucked up because for the majority of people life would go on like normal with the mysterious disappearances of people that nobody could possibly uncover so people might feel uneasy about that but eventually would get used to it. But the one person who would just be totally screwed would be Hayato, knowing the truth but also knowing that he could never tell anyone what's going on since Bites the Dust would erase them, plus he couldn't even kill himself if he wanted to, he'd be forced to keep living in that nightmare. Poor kid was probably traumatized enough by his limited experience with Kira in the canon but imagine him having to grow up in this situation, his mind would just completely break.

Literally Kira should've turned the phone into a bomb before leaving.

I really wish diavolo won ngl. Araki teased King Crimson Requiem and now I really fuckin want it. Ger was cool and all, but imagine Kcr😄

I personally liked scenario 3.5 due to kinda ending on a wholesome note compared to everything else

Alt ending Kira is caught waits about 1 minute BTD activates he then deactivates it kills hayato or somehow gets away from him

Kira's normal nature in the context of JoJo's is simply he's basically the only character wearing normal clothes or isn't horribly disfigured.

Nice new METAs upload!!!

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To try and make a happy ending, a what if sanario where Puchii looses, and then a part idea (in the original universe/ timeline)

What if all of the Stardust Crusaders were still alive after part 3?

For that Scenario 4 I find it extremely interesting of a sidestory involving Hayato growing up and trying his best to murder Yoshikage Kira. Possibly even forcefully activating bites the dust on different occasions when he's about to be put into a very bad situation. Trying to find out a way to be able to kill off kira fast enough for him to be unable to recall bites the dust. Perhaps he even gains a stand throughout all of this. Though it may be intersesting still to have him be a non stand user throughout this all. "Groundhog Day of a Serial Killer vs a Child Over the span of a decade" sounds like it would be such an interesting story.

imo i think jotaro could win against SHA and kira by himself as he was protecting koichi, and if he was 1v1ing sha and then kira came in he could probably deduce or kira just outright saying it that koichi is dead which would give him a rage amp because nobody kills such a reliable guy like that. the one time we see a rage amped jotaro vs kira, he looks more like spongebob than an anime character and still absolutely dogged the fuck out of kira. tl;dr i think jotaro could 1v2 kira and SHA. Edit. also if jotaro dies one of 2 things is happening, 1.hiroshima pt2, sponsered by the speedwagon foundation. Or 2. SCR commits mass genocide

I always wondered if he could some how not die on the last fight. If only the last fight was changed in some way, but I could never think of what I would need to change. Just that it seemed like he had a few choices in and leading up to that fight

Knowing how the idea of "Fate" works in Jojo, I wouldn't be surprised if Kira gets fucked over in every scenario somehow. He is simply fated to die in some way. Maybe even by another stand user since stand users are naturally attracted to other stand users. Like gravity.

for situation3 i'd say he does something similar to Part8 Kira, where he get's fake hands instead

One thing to consider I considering Kiras ego: How long could he live as Kosaku? Think about it for the rest of his life he has to stare at a face that isnt his and every time someone says Kosaku he has to actively remember to pay at attention. For someone like Kira that would be MADDENING.

I think I'd be sold on the concept of Kira miraculously reforming if it involved scene where Shinobu notices his nails have grown long and offers to cut them for him. Granted, it changes nothing about the myriad of evils he's done, but I wonder if his mind could take such a concept.

"freak in the sheets" 😂😂😂

"Kira would be a freak under the sheets" 💀💀

Are you ever gonna do a Scariest stands: Wonder of U?

Kira getting schnasty with Shinobu is all i needed to hear.

Pucci would most likely still get the memories as he would research the Joestar family and all surviving members, and eventually find josuke. From there he would learn of his stand and would likely steal his stand disc one way or another, and give it to someone to get dios corpse. This then lets him get the memory disc of dio from his dead corpse, letting him complete the heaven plan.

What's especially about kira winning is that Reimi's soul never finds peace. She'd be forever trapped in the mortal plane, forced to witness more tortured spirits appear in the air.

I figured kira left the store because he didn't want to risk getting caught up in sheer heart attacks explosions, plus hes super arrogant and figures its a lay up.

the main problem create by that dog who took shigechi sandwich

the thing i love about jojo is the fact that wins and loses all reflect on human nature. it doesnt seem like all the characters have uunflawed logic and brains but instead shows how fatal being overconfedent/egotistical is.

i feel like jotaro would stop time and throw sheer heart attack at kira

I recall once seeing a meme saying that if the regular gang had failed, it would have fallen to Yukako, Antonio, Mikitaka, Hazamada, Tamami and Yuya to take on Kira. I'm not sure Morioh's chances would be that great.

Yo Metas what do you use to record your audio and video. And if you could tell me what you use for editing.

if Kira just pressed the button instead of talking nonstop he would’ve won

What if Dio won, leading him to confront Diavolo's Mafia and then Maybe even Yoshikage gets involved because Dio's world domination threatens his quiet life.

I would like it to be explored like if other stand users were drawn to him cuz thats like how fate works in the show like from future jojo characters or something

If Kira won, Jotaro would've been dead, so Pucci never would have been able to enact the heaven plan, as he wouldn't be able to steal Jotaro's memories. Also, Koichi would be dead, so he never would have gone to Italy, so he never would've had his briefcase turned into a frog, so Leaky-Eye Luca would never hit the frog with his shovel and died, so Bruno never would've investigated his death and met Giorno, so Giorno would never find and overthrow the boss and Polnareff would stay in hiding until he's inevitably found by the mafia and killed and his stand arrow would either be lost or taken by the mafia. At least Jolene gets to live a normal life with Romeo.

7:33 dream's speedrun theme imidiatly played on my head after reading this lmao

One thing you forgot which kinds throws everything off. Stand users are destined to he attracted to each other. Eventually someone would find him

One possibility if Kira kills Jotaro or gets a new face and slips into the shadows, is to involve Joseph again, if we assume Hermit Purple can still perform Spirit Photography, they could get an image of Kira, and maybe even observe him a hit if he can repeat his TV trick.

But what about the Speedwagon Foundation? They'd see Jotaro and the ppl helping him suddently died/ went missing. Since they already know Kira is a stand user I think they'd send investigators so look for him or even use tje stand arrows to make stand users to see if anyone gets an ability to catch him. Not sure how the SP Foundation would act but it'd be a cool idea

3:34 perfect timing on the music

Kira couldve just blew up the hand in the bag

What if Light Yagami and Yoshikage Kira switched universes?

11:30 i always thought those were an internal monologue, it was supper weird when he started thinking out loud in the anime, but those are speech bubbles, so yea, its just weird

if bites the dust takes out the warriors, part 6 cant happen, which is interesting, because that means we can blame the universe reset on kiras ego x)

So basically Hayato being weird saved the day

2:25 I think the word you are searching to qualify Kira is "unassuming".

maybe do one for other villains?! I would love one for part 7 or 3

Yeah, I always thought Hayato was weird. Sure, in the end he was right, but the path to it was... I'm guessing Hayato is some kind of neurodivergent, and if he had all that equipment his real dad probably was aware of it and Kira not knowing would be the key reason to be suspicious of him.

Man I really like the "freak in the sheets" because it's so funny that somehow morioh gets a happy ending from him winning

Rohan found it weird that Hayato was stalking his dad

METAs is my favorite Jojotuber because they replied to my out of pocket LOST finale rant

Killer queen's explosion being able to erase all traces of his victims is kinda crazy. I wonder what would happen if Kira decides to play stupid and reports the Morioh gang to the police for assaulting him

So Reimi would never leave the alley

I think even if he did get away, the fact that he has a stand would still draw him too josuke and the others and he would still have to eventually fight them

The Remains of The Day is the most ironic film to be Kira's favorite.

This is a certified 💣 classic

Rohan would auto counter kira *"Heavens door"* "I took away your murderous instinct"

I need a Kira falling in love with shinobu and redeeming himself fanfiction ASAP

On the Bright side if Jotaro dies then Pucci never gets access to Made In Heaven I wonder how that timeline would turn out

10:30 It might have been hard to find him the first time, but we can't forget Joseph Joestar is still around, even if a bit senile. He has a pseudo-clairvoyance as an ability. He would be well suited to look for some one, especially if/after his grandson was killed by some one, he'd be motivated to do something.

Kira getting a stand makes him super unlucky, because now he attracts other stand users.

Kira's main problem is his inability to perform banal human behavior when he is in his comfort zone and also when he is abruptly pulled out of it. He could have simply approached Shigechi and told him that he had mixed up the package. He could have more accurately formulated his request for Josuke and Okuyasu's help by saying: You took first aid courses, didn't you? He revealed by the very fact of his anonymity doing his obscene things in that store. He could have finished off Jotaro right away and then mocked Koichi, but his perfectionism got the better of him. In other words, Kira did exactly everything so that he could be found, and he himself is to blame for his defeat. Victory for Kira = maintaining the anonymity of her crimes and/or eliminating everyone who knows the truth. A victorious outcome is only possible when Kira is less impulsive than in the canon and acts in a more reasonable way. In this regard, he is similar to Dio, who, through his inflated ego, made exactly as many mistakes as necessary to defeat him. And finishing this topic - I see the ideal moment for a complete victory over the opponents in the moment when he could kill Jotaro and Koichi. Taking out essentially the most dangerous opponents in this game. The events of the sixth part do not exist and Jatora is listed as killed in a terrorist attack in the city of Morioh. Pucci would not have learned how to carry out Dio’s plan and the maximum that he could achieve - with moon about mih, he cannot even hope because, unlike Dio, who was one of the smartest characters in JoJo, he was a fanatic without a personal opinion.

Metas since you did cover the battle Dio vs Muzan two almost immortal Beings could you continue the Jojo vs demon slayer vs Jojo fights with ultimate Kara vs demon king tanjiro ???? It could be an interesting fight since they are both completely immortal beings since they conquered the sun

Stands attracts other stands when the number of stand user raise the chance of him being discovered

I do think really one of the only problems with 3/3.5 is that it hinted a lot Kira cannot actually control his urge to kill and the longer he goes without it the harder it is to control. This is why he might not be able to get away with not just killing as often because it's engrained in him to do so on a level that is somewhat out of his control. Why later on we see him basically eyeing up a bunch of women at work and other places because his mind his being taken over by that urge. It seems that while its mentioned to be every 5 years or so its much more frequent in the show, even though part of this killing was to replace his... girlfriend... but even Shinobu and the proximity to another woman was driving this need to kill up even more.

We get a slice of life series featuring Kira and his forced family

Anybody realize that if yoshikage Kira was living in real life, he would be 58 years old as of 2024

Kira is terrifying because, simply touching any random object could vaporize you without a trace. If he was sneakier about using it, could take down just about any one regardless of how strong their own abilities might be. Even going all the way with it, he was destroying time and fate with his pseudo-requiem upgrade, if he persisted, there is no telling to how far his power to destroy could be taken. It wouldn't be beyond reason to assume he could even kill an immortal, even as he was in Part 4, he could have instantly killed Dio (provided he was able to touch him or a random object)

14:08 what if he just claims that hyato is crazy "sends him away to some school or hospital for disobedience " but actually can just kill him off or actually send him off than he'd be corrected?