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New retail worker guy has been smiling and not acting like a human He should get a raise tbh

The sheer unexpectedness of Ryan saying correct to a rorsharch test

"You call your mom recently?" "Yeah" "How's she doing?" "She's fine" "Yeah she is" That caught me off guard so much! 😂

I've literally had the "email address" "No" "Okay but I need an email address" conversation before. My response was "No, you don't." but it was like they had something to prove. Eventually I just said "Look either pretend I literally don't have an email or I'll just leave without buying anything." Turns out I actually didn't need to give an email.

Yeah this is so relatable! Like how whenever I enter a store there is always a guy saying ”hello, this is a store”

This along with your pitch meetings is honestly my favourite comedy content on KZfaq.

I think he nailed it. "They have now endeavored to become Inconvenience stores".

The INTENSITY of Cashier Ryan when he said "Joey is the funniest Friend!" has me in stitches. And then the "would you still love me if I was a worm" absolutely wheezing

You forgot the part when the cashier asks if the costumer would like to donate money to a children's hospital

I actually quit a retail job years ago because they required me to push the store credit card on customers, like literally walk around my department with a clipboard and credit application and ask random shoppers if they wanted to sign up. I was just working in the music/movie/software department, I wasn't even selling big stuff like computers, TVs, or refrigerators. A buddy from another department helped me get one sign up, had me put in my number on the form so I would get credit for it, but the next week I didn't get any so my supervisor was like "You got one a couple of weeks ago but none this week, so you must not be trying. Go home today, we don't need you, come back tomorrow" (day off without pay after I already showed up). I didn't stick around long after that.

I worked at Sears in the last days of it being not 100% dead. Their obsession with the rewards program was insane. They wanted 95% of transactions to be rewards. They were literally writing people up over it. And yeah, they definitely wanted people to do the "that's ok, I just need your email" routine.

As an introvert, this is exactly how I view all customer service.

I worked retail for like 8 years... This is accurate. Right down to the sniper. Love you, Steve 🙏🏻

I love how the employee immediately rejects the possibility of a person genuinely having a lion as their spirit animal lmao so true

2:31 As a guy who works at a grocery store.... yes. This is VERY TRUE!

When I worked in retail, I remember having to constantly ask for email addresses for fear the person might be a secret shopper. Also, the company I worked for kept track on how many email addresses we collected each day. Since so many people did not want to give an email address (totally understand BTW), I would create fake email addresses. I do the same when I go to stores that ask me for an email address.

This is too accurate. It's almost like the stores are trying to drive us away.

As a retail worker for a unspecified M named company this hits me on an emotional level. I HATE HAVING TO ASK CUSTOMERS FOR THIS AND I ALSO HATE THE MANAGERS WHO CRITIQUE YOUR SCORECARD FOR ALL THE TIMES CUSTOMERS DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE THEOR PHONE NUMBER OR SIGN UP

That little *gasp!* was hilarious and adorable

"Like if you were already a worm when we met or if you turned into a worm, cus- Wait I don't love you now!" together with the shocked gasp was what really got me. 😂

Thanks Ryan for one of the most bizarre sketches you've done. It make me do a massive chuckle.

The awkwardness of a mom joke when you're talking to yourself is meta to the dang max.

This brings great joy to my wet region. Always nice to have some quality entertainment when it's raining too much to go out.

This was a good one. I actually laughed out loud multiple times. Literally. Not that thing people do when they type “LOL” but they’re really just laughing on the inside. This was for real… honest.

I would not mind a store that has customers and employees look like Ryan George.

“How’s your mom doing?” “She’s fine” “Yeah she is” RYAN 😂😂😂

Seeing this I had something akin to a “flashback” to when I visited America. I made up a wrong email, fake phone number and acted half of the time as if I didn’t speak English to avoid all that. I can’t express how thankful I am that this doesn’t happen in Europe! (At least not at all like this) Brilliant video!

1:22 “correct” I like how an intentionally abstract question has a right and wrong answer 😂

I JUST had an experience like this at Bath & Body Works!! They asked so many questions and all I wanted was 4 bottles of hand soap. I was like *Dang, if I knew I'd have to take the S.A.T. before I could get the hand soap I would have ordered online!!* Sheesh. 🙄 Ps: I actually do need some shoes so thank you, *AD-stronaut!!* 🤗

As someone who was forced to man the self checkout machines, I lost it at “UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA!”

2:42 Seeing two Ryan’s together on one screen threw me off

This is super relatable. I stopped going to my local GameStop for years because of the employees constantly pushing the rewards program. I know it's not their fault and that's why I stopped going, I didn't want to support the company. Even at the grocery store I work at they want us to ask the customer if they have a rewards card they'd like to use. Luckily we don't have the power to sign people up for one so we can avoid the "would you like to sign up?" part of the conversation.

“What’s your spirit animal?” “Uh, lion?” “Sir.” “Hedgehog…”

The delivery of that, "Yeah, she is" was perfection. 🤣🤣🤣

The frog-boiling chaos of this sketch is utterly sublime.

30% of this video length is an ad, but we'll all still watch it because we love the ad-stronaut.

Ryan *NAILED* it with this one. I am SO sick of store clerks asking me for my preferences on bagels!!

1:39 "Did you call your mom recently?" "Yeah...?" "How is she doing?" "She's fine" "Yeah she is 😏"

As someone who worked retail for years…yes. This is very accurate. And also, I wish I had started going to this end of the extreme with some customers, because at least they would’ve chuckled at the whole interaction instead of being annoyed. (As it was, I often made up fake email addresses for people who didn’t want to give their emails)

things for money is probably the best store name ever

I totally understand this. I HATE that stores ask for phone numbers and emails

I'd like to thank Ryan for going into a real store so that the rest of us could have this accurate, first-hand update on the current experience there. 👍

My days as a cashier at Walmart were exactly this. They wanted us to really push selling credit cards...right at the register. So, in front of everyone, I'd have to ask people for all their personal information INCLUDING THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, with a long line of people behind them. The person was always declined and it was a hit to their credit. Inquiries stay on your credit report for two years. I always felt awful doing it and pissed that I even had to, because of course they also wanted you to perform a frickin' magic trick with checking out your customers very quickly as well. Hey, guess what? I could probably move faster if I wasn't asking people for the kind of information that shouldn't be shared in public! I went to Walmart today and it looks like they've returned back to just setting up a table on the side for someone else to ask about signing people up. Good, don't put that crap on the cashiers (which due to the understandably low demand for the job, they've switched to self-checkout, so now we can avoid those personal questions altogether when we just want to check out).

You’re the only KZfaqr that inspires me to actually watch the ads. They’re often just as funny as the skit. Well done, you.

The look of genuine hurt and horror on Store Worker Ryan’s fave when Customer Ryan days he doesn’t love him kills me!

Ryan single-handedly has the most entertaining ads in all of KZfaq

The way you deconstruct just day to day stuff is amazing! I need you you write and direct a movie or tv show. Just... when ever you have a free moment.

The feeling of pressure to have to give personal information is absolutely relatable! Nice sketch!

As a retail worker, I can confirm that this is exactly what it’s like

Oh my gosh. Actual skit - hysterical. Ad at the end - I'm dead. So good.

I could definitely say that this is very true! There's all these little things about the loyalty programs and memberships in stores that make it feel much more complicated than it has to be. Great video!

Always love Ryan's skits, he even puts in more effort than they did for the Harry Potter movies, his spectacles actually lenses.

Shopping in stores is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Radio Shack used to do that email thing where they wouldn't let you buy something until you gave them one. All the Radio Shacks around me have since closed.

Of course I would still love employee guy if he was a slug. In fact, our bond is strong enough that we could still be friends if he stopped following me around everywhere. In fact, some might say our bond would become stronger if we spent some time apart.

he physically cannot get any of those questions wrong, the customer is always correct!

No matter what animal you are Ryan, we still love you! Also it’s sad that Ryan doesn’t love himself. 😢

1:45 I've learned so much about myself in this video

This was amazing! The special effects involved in the last few seconds of the video was mind blowing!

Ryan making hilariously relatable sketches is tight 😁. Also, perfect timing on the Vessi adds been wanting those lol.

"Things for Money" is my favorite store for things.

First out-loud laugh of my day was when the laser aiming point appeared. Thanks, Ryan.

This is AMAZING!! Somthing new with the same consept, but it never gets old..

The unexpected use of "would you love me if i was a worm" got me there

"unexpected item in the bagging area" is so relatable

Truth in humor. Thanks for the great videos!

I don't know if they pay in tiers for advertising content, but Ryan George is the only one out there who can keep my attention for and through every ad...pay him more!

Literally everything in this video happens every single time I go to any retail store.

The only channel where the advertisements are fun.

The gasp after "I don't love you now" is priceless

We love you Ryan, you are a treasure

This is easily one of my favorite videos you’ve ever done Ryan. The questioning of his spirit animal as a lion had me literally gasping for air lmao

Early gang! Ryan George is the best 😊

My spirit animal IS a hedgehog. Wow. I feel ... listened.

OMG 🤣So accurate... I despise self-checkout, cause it never works, and won't scan a lot of things, so unless you're just getting pre-packaged easily-scanned items, like stuff in boxes and cans, forget it. You can't use it to buy stamps, alcohol, turn in receipts from bottle return machines, and dealing with produce and so on is unreasonably difficult. But I don't sign up for store cards cause I know I won't be approved. If you're not approved in the store, they just say they'll send you a letter, but that means you're not approved, and it's a waste of time and paper. I hate all the steps I have to go through at every single checkout, I can't remember the last time I didn't go to Walgreens or CVS or the grocery store, etc.

I'd like to see a "First guy to be an astronomer" and see him trying to explain the difference between an asteroid, comet, meteor, and meteorite

I can’t believe how Ryan just keeps coming out with these bangers! So incredibly funny!

Gotta love the honesty in 🦔

The “yeah she is” Had me dying

When he said 'take the shot' I thought it was gonna cut to the end there...still would've been a great sketch

Very funny! Thanks for the chuckle, Ryan. 😁

Nailed it! Can't remember how many times I've said, "Look I just want to give you this money for that item and leave". The Vessi skit was funny too!

To be fair, shopping at radio shack in the 90s felt like this too...

Surprised Ryan didn't go on a spiel about how loyalty programs are just a way for mega-corps to track our spending habits and monitor us. Ah well!

Hi there, hello. You are a living catch phrase. Congrats. Great channel

I don't know which makes me happier -- seeing my paycheck or Ryan's new video 😂

This made me realize that you could get whatever you want if you just have a friend with a lazer pointer.

Those shoes are seriously good! My friend and I took our kids out for Halloween and it was pouring rain all night. She kept stepping in deep puddles and stayed dry. They may be magic.

Wow, this channel has really grown. 1.57 million right now. Congrats!

This was amazing, thank you.

Ya know, I appreciate a content producer who makes the ads enjoyable to watch. The Ryan George and the TWiT network shows take the cake.

I love the what things are like! Keep up the good work!

This is pretty spot on. Only other thing that usually happens is the pressure to donate to some guilt based, "save fluffy bunnies with cancer" charity or......"do you wish to round up your final price to help feed the starving butterflies in Zambia"... or something. They ALWAYS ask for email / phone.....I ALWAYS just shrug off the sniper's red dot and refuse. I love to tick them off. hahahah

One of your best ones yet!

Ryan is most certainly the pride of Hiko, Nevada.

It's always a joy to see a new video from you sir. Watching them is always super easy, barely an inconvenience.

I'm so happy that this video is set in my favorite store, Things for Money

Bravo 👏 as always keep doing what you do best 👍

I feel this. I just want to purchase shoes without giving someone my blood type. Is that really so much to ask these days?