Oh my word people are actually seeing this- first of all, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!!! Second off- I definitely made a lot of mistakes in the actual meat-section when scripting this video (sorry!) I wrote this before PenPaladins amazing video came out and after they posted theirs I definitely didn't wanna come in and rip their whole premise- so instead enjoy knowing that my slow venture into insanity was all for nothing! Hope you still enjoyed- more silly things to come!

each grain of sand in palossand has its own will

Fun fact, school form Wishiwashi's weight is evenly divisible by solo form wishiwashi's weight, which means that there are exactly 262 wishiwashi in school form wishiwashi.

Every single brick from Stakataka is also alive

Everyone's mentioning Palossand, but I'm bringing out some actual math: Every grain of Palossand's sand has its own will, according to the Ultra Sun entry. The average weight of a grain of sand is about 0.00001562 grams, and Palossand weighs 250 kg or 250,000 grams. That leads to approximately 16,005,121 individual units within one Palossand, rounded down. This is also excluding sized variants as seen in recent games, which could presumably contain more grains the larger the Palossand is. However, this is actually an overestimate, due to the stones and shovel, which we don't know the weight of.

1. Dead people are pokemon, source: phantump 2. metagross 3. I cannot describe how good that ending was oml

"I AM POKEMON" Oh buddy, you are not ready to hear how canon that statement is.

Every grain of sand in a Palossand has its own will so that might even be more than Wishiwashi

In the best way possible this feels like an episode of unraveled

Friend: we will fight as a gang against a gang of 6 members Friend's team:

The most Pokemon you can have on a team, without dupes, is 2,205,550. With dupes, it's 13,228,800. 8 - Mega Metagross (Made up of Beldum) 108 - Spiritomb (Humans ARE Pokemon, after all) 137 - Stakataka (Every brick is alive) 247 - Wishiwashi 250 - Zygarde 100% 2,204,800 Pallosand (Every single grain of sand is it's own being)

This Pokémon video is bonkers and I love it. I feel like I'm hearing a mad scientist's plan as their assistant!

The little apple on the head of the boss syrpent is probably the original applin/dipplin apple! Since hydrapple's "apple" is just a massive caramel shell in the shape of an apple

Going to drop in the honorable mention of mega Metagross, who is made up of one metagross( which is made of two Metang), a Metang(which is made of two Beldum) and two Beldum. Which in total makes ends up as 8 Beldum,

palossand has every grain zygarde has 100 cells stackatakas bricks and so much more were missed

bro every grain of sand in a Palossand is alive, wich means that there are around 100.000 pokemon in a Palossand!!

ok,cool video,but there are a couple other things you can do: -Replace Mausehold with Mega Metagross,as it is made of a metagross (made of 4 beldums) a metang (made of 2 beldums) and 2 other beldums -Replace Eggecute with Stackatacka,it has 150 bricks,each one alive -Replace Falinks with Pallosand,EVERY GRAIN IF SAND ON PALLOSAND IS ALIVE,making it potentially more then Wishiwashi

Finally, someone answering the important questions!

I could've sworn Last Maushold flickered onto your shoulder on the last frame before the existential crisis, holding a knife like Solid Snake to your throat, but I guess not.

a fascinating look into the mind of a madman

So Maushold is 4, Exeggcute is 6, Falinks is 6, Barbaracle is 7, Hydrapple is 5, and School Form Wishwashi is through simple math of the weight difference between Solo form. We get a total of 247.57 or rounded up 248. I guess one or two Wishashi aren't the healthiest or are old or young. So in a team of six the current max pokémon you can have on one team is 276. If we allow Complete Zygarde and replace it with Maushold, we get 377 pokémon on one team.

One thing,Arceus isn't jeezus,he is God.

Very underrated, dont stop trying king

i'm frightened 10/10

Spiritomb is made of 108 evil spirits, they don't have to be human

Wishiwashi is one of my favourite pokemon,it also comes from the same game as my favourite legend:sogaleo

Stackataka and Palossand would like a word

Every grain of sand that form Palosand has its own concious

Palossand having billions of grains of sand (they each have their own will):

I'm proud of you dude! Keep up this content, you've earned my sub!

Have you ever heard of Stakataka? Fun fact, Stakataka is composed of 150 individual lifeforms (yes, every single brick on Stakataka is its own lifeform).

Underrated. I love your editing style. How do you only have 33 subscribers? Well, 34. Me!

I was actually waiting for the “nah, I’m kidding. Couldn’t care less about this team.” But it didn’t… that speech about Pokémon was so wholesome, it almost made me cry wth

Spiritomb doesn’t count not because it’s made of human souls, but because it’s still definitely just one being Though arguably Complete Zygarde should count as 10 Pokémon, because 10% Zygarde is enough to qualify as one Pokémon

2:22 Eggs are not Dairy

I am… Pokemon 😵‍💫

Well That Escalated Quickly.

...ok why are you so underrated, 52 subs ONLY??

Analog Horror type ending 😭

If you divide Wishiwashi's weight in kilos (kg) from School to Solo form it'll be 248 total. 262 in pounds (lb) Which means that the averages is 255. It makes sense, this is the value of max friendship in one's coding

Since everyone's talking about Palossand, I set out to see how much Pokémon it really is in one, using math. It weighs 250 kg, and a quick Google search gave me that a grain of sand weighs around 0.00001562 grams. Discounting the shovel and gems, it would probably be around 240 kg of sand, or around 15.36 billion grains of sand. Multiply that by 6 and you've got the answer of 92.19 billion being the highest amount of Pokémon you could carry on one team.

If we allow repeats, the most Pokémon you can have on a team is a team of 6 Palossand. Each grain of sand wheighs about 1,562e-8 kg. Palossand wheighs 250kg. If each grain of sand in a Palossand's body truly has its own will, it is made of about 16005121639 (that's over 16 billion grains of sand) independent entities, give or take. A team of 6 pallossand would have 96.030.729.834 entities, nearly 100 billion.

Wow so awesome guy my brothjerr

You probably could have also added Stakatacka Bunch of sentient bricks

1st step be volo (he gets 8 mons then get a full team of the sandcastle each grain of sand is a different being

Its existential pokemon hours

I'm surprised you only have 14 subs

Hey I know this guys brother! Cool video!

Your avatar/sona looks like fanart of the first doctor as theta sigma

waiting for more pokemon vids!!!:D

YOOOOO IM A EARLY FAN OH YEAAAAAAAA!

And mega metagross whos composed of 8 base form wich is more than the 4 of mousehold

If anything or any group is a pokemon than Ill take a page out of Inscryption's book and catch 8 Ursaluna in one ball and use it against youngster Joey

Exeggutor had all 6 eggs/seeds turn in to a head in the older games so if you really wanted to you could counted him.

So YOU'RE the guy I played on showdown, ggs!

Team i was thinking: Pallosand, Stakataka, Exegutte, Falinks, Barbacle, and Wishiwashi (school form).

100th sub!

Meanwhile Sandygast and Palossand: ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU?! Palossand Ultra Sun dex entry said: "Each of its grains of sand has its own will." If you divide its weight, of 250 kg, to the weight of a gram oof sand, of .00001562 grams, you will get quite a lot of them

Stakataka and Palosand both deserve to be here

I was waiting for stakataka lol

out of curiosity do you count Ultra Necrozma as one pokemon or two?

Each brick on Stakataka is sentient.

Wishiwashi approved, need I say more?

6:01 Try using a few Pseudo-Legendaries.

why didn't you put multi-bear from gravity falls on your pokemon team

Seems like someone forgot to make a Kingambit. An army needs a general.

Metagross is made up of four Beldum.

I might be wrong here but isn't Highdraple a Hydra? A Hydra is one creature with several heads

You can also use ditto, mew and smeargle with transform!

Spiritomb has human and Pokémon souls in it

I need this team

May I suggest basculegion? It’s a bunch of fish souls in one body?

if Zygarde 10% forme is possible than complete forme is made of 10 Pokemon (10 Zygarde 10%s) Mega Metagross (it's made of a Metagross which is made of 4 Beldums, a Metang which is made of 2 Beldums and 2 other Beldums for a total of 8 Pokemon) every brick from Stakataka and every grain of sand from Palossand have their own conscience, so those two should both be mentioned as 150 and roughly 16,005,000 pokemon respectively if you account for Palossand's shovel which would on average weigh about 32 grams leaving Palosand as 24,968 grams or 3,857,595 grains

What about Metagross or Dugtrio or Wugtrio or Pallosand or Parasect or Magnezone or Mantine if you count the Remoraid that hang out with it? Plus I'm sure there are plenty of other examples.

Technically Vespiquen (she's a living beehive)

Mega Metagross should have been here

Stakataka, Zygarde and Palossand should be on this list

Mega metagross has 8 beldums

There are between 247 and 262 solo wishiwashi in a school form wishiwashi. Using lbs, school is 173.3 lbs and solo is 0.7 lbs, 173.3/0.7 = around 247 wishiwashi. Using kg, school is 78.6 kg and solo is 0.3 kg, 78.6/0.3 = 262 wishiwashi.

Stakataka That's 137 organisms

WAIT A MINUTE… since..since humans are animals.. and in Pokémon, animals are pokémon… so does that mean in the Pokémon world, people are pokémon?

Wishiwashi would be on this list.

No, you only lost because you forgot Pallosand. It's basically a hive of sentient sand grains

Me and the boys:

Metagross is 4 as well?

Honestly, if you were just going for numbers, no repeats, then palosand, stakataka, zygarde, spiritomb (debatable if the souls are pokemon or not), wishiwashi, metagross (mega is technically more) and melmetal. Melmetal and spiritomb are iffy, but I feel like they fit. Also metagross is the lowest one here.

What about Zygard ?

Zygarde 50%, with the 5 cores, should count as 5 pokemon since it is functionally 5 10% Zygardes. 100% cannot be 10, unfortunately, unless you cheat and have 5 extra cores around

6 pallosands

to drain them is my car ok subtitles

It's a shame Wishiwashi is one of the worst competitive Pokemon

2:44 POV: You’re Alice.

6 school form wishiwashi?

Okay I think the list is as follows Wishiwashi - 247 Basculegion - 294 (???) Zygarde - 100 Palossand - 25,000,000 Stackatacka - 150 Spiritomb - 108 **TOTAL: 25,000,899**

Erm technically palossand is blah blah blah yeah we all spent 10 seconds looking it up

ok, but.. pokerus...

mega Metagross

metagross

-Fish-

U fordor the mega metagross