@Morrigan rolling on laughing floor... also love the name!! I'm naming my future daughter Morrigan

Robber: why do I hear the jaws theme

Robber:wha-

FLORIDA

*F O O D*

I mean she probably weifhs like 50 pounds and thats pretty dog sized if you ask me

She probably does that literally all the time. lmao It's like when you pick up your cat and it's pissed off. You know it's pissed off, but you also know that as long as you hold it a certain way or do things a certain way, it won't/can't hurt you. lol The towel over the head certainly helped.

To be fair it is her animal and she knows it best and can gauge when it's best to give her space or when she can still pick her up. I have a bearded dragon and I've had to pick him up while hes puffing at me because I know he most likely wont bite considering hes never even snapped at me

Boi i got scared

No offense but i think youre the drama queen honey

I was just thinking that when I saw her in the tub! Like she would hardly fit in those kiddy pools now 3 years later! Not to mention how much better her teeth look now

E ggggggggg

Mad mad baby

Start of the 2022 school year

Please do more videos

Brownie 🤣

Brownie looooooool no XD

Wait.....

Probably

@@deanj1977 dun dun duuuunnn

We used to share! (Jk)

omg i literally said that right after i heard her say that ahhh!!! except i said i would hope so hahaha

My sister's dog licks his balls and they use the same towel.

Its a gurl

To brush that blood off

Don't let them fool you... Nobody should have that many CAPTIVE animals... What kind of life is it toilet like that...

@@kzkid1 they’re all very clearly well taken care of, plus they’re breeders what would you expect

@@kzkid1 They are always taking good care of their animals even fostering and rehoming neglected ones. Maybe have a problem with people who actually obviously don't take proper care of their reptiles / animals dude.

They are professionals with their own staff.

You think they are amazing people,even though they take all these animals away from their lives in their natural environments, keep them in captivity trapped inside a tanks,glass prison cell,etc. Nope,that's not a nice person.

But I do have......... uhhhhh actually never mind hahah😂😂😂😂😂

Jes

If she had a dog the alligator would eat it

Jon Dobitsky 😂 😂

"Everything but the above"

Robber: *Literally dies* Alligator: *Smile of pshycopath* *and sociopath*

Rex comes out slowly an then at the end of the music she runs up to the robber and kills the robber

Other Robber: You idiot I told you to leave your phone in the car no where gonna get caught....*hears snarling* did you hear that?

Robber aHHHHHHhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH

*you sir get the death roll*

Ikr!

Lilac_goat_uwu scaly swamp doggo

tiny diva dragon without wings

You mean swamp dog

Lol nice

Lol

Lol

I feel ya

Very True 😞😞

You don't say

#realateable

I’m from Minnesota and it took me a lot longer than it should have to get your joke I’m embarrassed lol. But it’s pop not soda or cola >.>

The cuvier's dwarf caiman does this as well I think

Me, a robber: Okay, time to get into this room and- *sees alligator* Me: OH NO GOOD SIR!!!! *jumps out nearest window*

Why would you break into someone's house in the first place?

@@Dave_Lakin its a joke ya silly nilly

Hehe bitch bye 😭

Ha

Pluto Meyers Lol

Imagine being a cat and then some idiot built the worlds largest air ballon thingy and activated right next to you

@@jordanpowell2242 lol wut

*_PEFECT! RULE THE WORLD!!!!_*

Lol x100

teach them a lesson when they deserve it and reward them from time to time. works like a charm for me

I have a dog that is more bitey when it comes to feet washing time than this freaking alligator. I tried showing said dog the video, he was unimpressed.

THANKS MOM!!!?!?!?!

Try feeding them once a week and only flashing an orange frisby to announce said meal.

I spat my drink out reading this 😂😂😂

@Random Gacha Comebacker I like your bfb profile photo!

Rex: Am I a joke to you.

@@mystical3.14 lol I haven't posted in years on my other channel

All modern crocodilians evolved after dinosaurs...

Colbee Hodgman OMG funny

Mine too lol give me anything and in my mouth it goes

Blacks Studio even *SPINACH* DUN DUN DUUUUUN

XD same here

@@ginaboyle2204 spinach is good though, one of my favorite vegetables actually

@@ginaboyle2204 yesh even SpInAch

Ha

Robber say swear words wtf 💣💣💣

hmmm a username Lmfao 😂😂👏🏽

Also alligators are pretty territorial so id gtf outta there

The robber when then begin to rethink their decisions

This is RL XD When i go to buy food for the dog and cat (i make my own) at the store i get like 20+ lbs of meat and the cashier is always like "oh, having a cook out???" and im like uh... nah... the only human food is the bag of chips" same thing when i had rabbits and bought pounds of veggies every weak for them XD

Same

Now u have 529

Now you have 600

@@VoloKnits you wrote week wrong

I thought the exact same thing! She’s just sitting there going “Yes, I did that :D” xD

Yeah Rex is Like Gotcha. To get me another Pool and yeah its Pink. Cause I'm A Girl. Girl power LOLO. Haha

Believe it or not I see to be scared of alligators but when I saw Rex it started being my favorite animal

XD

You're a wizard Tyler...

Idk 😂😂

me 1am

I am watching it at 3am too!!.😂

literally same

How majestic :3

Hehehehe

XD

He**

AMY DOLEMAN Rex is a She, not he

>:D

Wow this alligator is devious

Yesh I want the pink peasant. PINKKKKKKKKK PEASANT YA PEASANT

She knows exactly what she did

😂😂😂😂😂 rex the devious alligator in theaters 2020😂😂😂😂😂

Arii Price Same, no idea why this ended up on my recommended feed on day, no idea why I clicked, but it was actually fascinating to watch lol

Welcome to the snake discovery fan group 👀

Dumbasses, even algorhythms are too high for you

yes

Arii Price meanwhile I looked this upp

IM SO WEAK LOLOLOLOL

Lol, I was wondering why she was making that face 😂👌🏽

just peachy she looks like she is making that face

I read this comment first as I was watching and you have perfectly described that moment lol

That is exactly her face

She is the evil little derp Rex: >:p

Rex a savage dwep >:p

Luane Medeiros OMG 😂😂

Right? That is one cheeky gator.

@@Marshall.R oh yeah yeah

I cant stop laughing!

Woah! You scared me! *(vine)*

???

I love my toad

Jaws theme.

*death roll intensifies*

A Suchiomimus With Internet Access Lol

I died

Wait I didn’t write that..... ummm help

@@darnellarford2439 No animal expert here but I doubt an animal needs to feel love or affection to be considered domesticated, more along the lines of don't bite the hand that feeds you

@@DolphinDivingChamp Domestication is a generational process. This alligator is tamed.

No it really isn’t. Alligators are NOT meant to be a pet and NOT meant to be affectionate. Rex was taken from the wild just when she was hatchling, she was taken away from her wild habitat and was not cared for properly.

Darnell Arford that's not exactly true. Look up the crocodile from Costa Rica. You can tell that crocodile definitely felt some sort of affection for his human, may not be the same as other animals, but I wouldn't say they are incapable either.

@@darnellarford2439 You ever heard of Walley the Alligator? He's a registered emotional support animal.

👁👅👁

Ignore Me wut?

👁👄👁

👁👄👁👍🏻

@@ignoreme9110 stop

Yeah, maybe, it's curved because of previous 27 years of mistreatment though, anyway, this alligator is older than me, very weird that our brains think of her as a baby alligator right? xD

agreed i just think she's cute

NoTLucas Imagine if Rex was was the size she was supposed to be, that’d be scary.

She opens her mouth to smile

SANNICFANN 333 she got a pedicure

"This animal is built to hunt and kill as efficiently as possible, it's skin is covered in tough armour, it's muscles are powerful and let it-wait what are you doing? What do you mean 'boop the snoot'?"

Are you talking about cats?

Anankin12 I mean, I was talking about reptiles but I suppose cats also count as apex predators that we love and dote over.

@@ABonafideSkeleton Then there's the crimes we've done to wolves...

Ethan Webster German Shepherds and others are fine...but then we get to the unfortunate and poor souls...The pugs...the frenchies...the bulldogs...

Yes! Finally someone noticed

She*

TheJuic3Box oh right XD

I thought I was the only one who thought that

I screamed today :)

Boyfriend:(comes in and sees Rex) Nope

I think she's married

@@sebbyboy1420 Yes she is married. And they both knew what they were getting into. An agreement they made together.

What do you mean? Rex is a dog-

Her name is Emily

pond envy yeah if they were they would know the names

no!! 😞😡its not true

@@zalamali312 what

It's a lot of work it seems just to own such a mindless creature

@@DeVon675 A ton of work, yes. Mindless, nope.

@@DeVon675 I mean, for what's it is specifically designed for in nature it's far from mindless. But, yeah. It is completely mindless when it's taken out of an environment where its specific design thrives. Here its completely out of its element. Theres not much it can do.

and 100% better than cats XD

You expect an alligator to dislike water?

Antonio Ibarra no lol i expect her not to like being in a small tub and scrubbed 😂 she doesn’t seem too rowdy though

My dog will do anything than get in a bath tub 😟😟

She doesn’t bark either. Hell, she’ll probably eat the little anklebiters as it is. In the very least, try to.

That's what I was thinking 😂😂😂

Exactly that’s what I’ve been thinking ever since I watch this video because Rex wouldn’t share a toothbrush with her that’s just Manky

I agree but you you used "she" and "his" when referring to Rex

That's a bird? I thot it was a dog

Lol

you guys are dumb its cookiezi from osu!

IKR that dragon fruit looks so weird

NO

Lol I literally came here because of the Loki series

K P it’s for safe travel. So she can be taken from one location to another without stress or bodily harm to the alligator or the handlers.

that’s a big enough box for her, she has room in it and it’s for travel purposes

cool im not the only one who noticed that

they know how to take care of her. she’s okay. and i’m sure she’s not in there for hours or days

K P that’s an alligator you can’t take those in public not in a box unless you trying to have it murder stuff or get murdered by stuff

I love that they saved her. She's so big now and such a rascal. Rex is a perfect example of how a loving home can heal an abused animal

@@deltasaves ikr

Dear diary. I haven't eaten for two weeks, I felt a little bit peckish so I ate mom.

@westplus1 Yes..and I'll bet she thinks her boa constrictor is giving her a loving cuddle

westplus1 if the alligator didn’t want it done then he’d fight back by biting etc do u see him doing that....nope

I was just about to say that!

Zaracha Stellaris why

Truth_is_the _new_hate yeahhhhh

Well duh he's amphibian

They all smile because even if they werent happy they are still smilling

And I oo-

Yeah

And it probably feel so good

no it is cute this video is awesome Agree ⬇️

Nope not at all, ITS ADORABLE

Dolly the Doll Nope! Reptiles are cute!

No they are flipping cute dude

No no you are not

I don’t have baby’s I live in a ranch and I just like animals I just take care mommy;dad;sis;brother;Me;and animals

Yep, and that's tragic and heartbreaking.

It's so nice to see how much she cares for her animals makes a nice change people could learn a lot about how to treat their animals from this lovely lady :-)

Sad isn't it...

If thats true then u should call child protection and not say it in a youtube comment ur not gonna help that kid buy doing this like if u think its that bad then do something about it

Like a dog getting scratched behind the ears... Adorable...

@@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843 lol

Well, it's actually to avoid it getting in her eyes but I'm sure she does like it. Even captive bred alligators do not like to be picked up and she doesn't mind them touching her. Very impressive for a previously abused animal :)

sorry to break it to you but reptilians usually dont like being touched and we shouldnt try to give them human emotions. An alligator closing his eyes doesnt mean he enjoys it. He might just tolerate it. It might annoy him. There is no easy way to tell

@@JustScrapHD alligators can still itch. It might have felt good to get it scratched. Enjoyment isn't a human emotion, cats, dogs, and birds all feel enjoyment while playing. I understand what you mean, alligators can't love their owners, and they shouldn't be thought of as pets, but no one said Rex loved Emily, just that Rex probably felt good from the scratch.

count kitty9907 ;D

count kitty9907 why are u everywhere

>:D

Legendary profile pic there, agent

Omg stop u know kids laening tjbe

XD

Lol XD

I just thought the same :D

rex a g0rl

ð@)( |z @ gøů4((!!!! 1111!1!1!1

Little_ Robinson18 How old are you? Your comment ruined his.

Snake GT true lmao

uNsUb tOMAxiMilIumuS! IT'S NOT A DOG

Hamilton and Harry Potter fan r/wooosh

uNsUb tOMAxiMilIumuS! You did nothing wrong XD There is just a bunch of kids from kindergarten that LOVES animals here :).

I don’t see a problem with this

And eat the guests

DatShadowX2_ Yt that’s fucking hilarious 😂 😂🤣🤣😆😁🤣😂😅🤣😋😝 Thanks for making my day man

Dzulfiqar Bagas Tito that would be a good movie...

Lol

Alligators are pretty chill. Crocodiles are the more aggressive ones.

American alligators are pretty chill, they're still giant predators who hunt via ambush tho so i cannot recommend them as pets lol

puddy_in_the_hall Remember seeing a documentary or something about a guy who kept a full grown alligator as a pet, and even swam with it in the river.

I agree

lol too

Do you live in the uk?

no i am from serbia

Simply Tree lol

💀

Why do people type like that

@@frostnova3632 to effectively convey the emotion needed to make the joke better

LOL

@@voidfirestudios maybe u r a reptile

Maybe you are one of those reptile overlord?