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@dshahrokhian3 жыл бұрын
original video: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrenZ9pqvM28k4U.html
@greenboi53933 жыл бұрын
Ah shet, not again...
@ultitacos42713 жыл бұрын
HAHA its good that i memorized the link for it...
@jaythemaker58093 жыл бұрын
Nice video bro
@Ruytter3 жыл бұрын
you... mother... well played, well played indeed.
@omeroguzaltndag62003 жыл бұрын
DUDE İ NEVER WAİTED THAT
@goodpetspencer80383 жыл бұрын
If I stop actively listening to what hes saying for a second, he magically begins speaking another language
@voiceinthewilderness73093 жыл бұрын
At first I thought he was speaking a different language lol
@FrozenBusChannel3 жыл бұрын
@@voiceinthewilderness7309 same lmao Until I turned on subtitles
@voiceinthewilderness73093 жыл бұрын
@@FrozenBusChannel Haha I didn't think on that
@williamhansen94563 жыл бұрын
@@FrozenBusChannel I don't think the guy in the video knows what he is saying... He is probably just some sales rep.. It's super hard to determine what he's saying because he misspronounces a lot of words. Directance was pronounced deractence, for example. If I hadn't seen your comment I'd never have figured out what he was saying.. Thanks!
@allornada95642 жыл бұрын
WAIT YOURE RIGHT
@zkkaik3 жыл бұрын
I thought I will never hear English again as it sounded like before I learned to speak it. Reading the subtitles in this video while listening the narration made me feel that sensation again first time in 30 years.
@leejaerim89722 жыл бұрын
Same here 😂
@sergiopaesleme2 жыл бұрын
yes, the people in the comments are saying the same
@hellspawnedhero11232 жыл бұрын
This is a brilliant comment lol
@crysenthos70223 жыл бұрын
Listening to what the guy is saying vs Reading the drama in the subtitles
@brightprogrammer10253 жыл бұрын
😂
@DeadAndAliveCat2 жыл бұрын
Hey, congrats! You got the joke!
@hellspawnedhero11232 жыл бұрын
I was starting to doubt myself and reality for quite awhile before I snapped back and realized. XD it was so surreal.
@HamidAbu73 жыл бұрын
if it was shorter, 1 million views
@oopharb72373 жыл бұрын
It was uploaded 9 days ago
@DuncanBassBoost3 жыл бұрын
wait about 7 years, it will get a million views
@dorkulusdaddum55773 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's funny as it is. It needs that time to build up to talking complete gobbledegook
@APerson-bn6cu3 жыл бұрын
Just seventeen seconds…
@stackmorefetti3 жыл бұрын
No cap😭😭
@topwargear3 жыл бұрын
Took me like 10 seconds to figure out he was making up words lolol
@boooster1013 жыл бұрын
And here I thought every generator requires a dingle-darn
@canariopintado99293 жыл бұрын
I had no idea what he was saying, but he was saying it so confidently that I just went with it
@timewalker66542 жыл бұрын
thats way too much time
@noahknows252 жыл бұрын
@@canariopintado9929 same
@dvf17362 жыл бұрын
he's reciting a part of the 1944 Students' Quarterly Journal, where they used a bunch of made up techno-babble to describe a fictional turboencabulator
@fadetounforgiven2 жыл бұрын
As someone who works in tech support, if you replace "mom" with "customer", this is a very accurate representation of my everyday.
@AwkwardFishGuy2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I know what you mean. I worked support for an internet and TV company for over a year and a half and sometimes it was, put mildly; fucking infuriating... :D
@Rhovanion853 жыл бұрын
How Japanese feel when they watch anime with fansubs
@Netsuki3 жыл бұрын
It depends. But You are right. I hate when fansubber change some text for no reason. Like someone is saying "Onii-san!" and they change it to the name of character. Like, wth. Why? Or being inconsistent. Like translating one things differently than in the english dub version, but other things are translated like they appear in english dub. I am not fluent at japanese, but I can understand words. And even I can see when the subs are weird or doesn't really show the real text. I can get that they can change puns, word jokes or cultural things etc, because sometimes other audiences won't get what's going on. However You can just leave puns as they are and do a adnotation with explaining what's going on. Anyway, I prefer as faithful translation as possible, so I really dislike when people are making subs like that.
@ao24153 жыл бұрын
Kitsune Chan fr, and when the subtitle says big brother when the character obviously said the guy name ..
@Netsuki3 жыл бұрын
@@ao2415 Yeah, unnecessary editting.
@bloodandguts59313 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I try to look for dubbed animes with subtitles but the subtitles are often different from the dub script (which is expected, I guess) so it becomes confusing on what to focus on.
@Netsuki3 жыл бұрын
@@bloodandguts5931 OMG. This must be weird. And I know many animes that would be like heaven and earth. For example Dragon Ball, Digimon. Dubbed version changed plot, personality, facts about characters. Not only small things. They made completely new things. Like Goku is made a hero in dub, when he is selfish in sub. Or one character became smartass in Digimon, while he wasn't annoying in original version.
@JaspersCampfire2 жыл бұрын
Interestingly, my father was a computer major so I've always had the perspective that parents know _more_ than kids do about technology, just like with everything else, and I only learned later that many parents aren't especially tech savvy. My dad would teach me about how computers work, we would take them apart and he would show me the components, and _I_ would be the one asking _him_ how to connect to the wifi. He even taught me how to code a little bit.
@neverendinchaos48002 жыл бұрын
My dad was into computers and stuff like that too. It's probably why I'm good with computers too. Eventually he saw that I had an "addiction" to video games and started to distance himself from me...but he didn't realise that video games were an aspect that inspired me to keep learning about technology and how it all worked. Now I've got my own knowledge of computers and smartphones and technology in general. It's like we diverged onto different paths. His knowledge is more practical and broad, while my knowledge is a little more nuanced. I can't wait to finally show him that I can make it in this world. He's lost a lot of faith in me over the years...but I think, deep down, he knows I'm smart enough to be successful if I just apply myself more. He's always like, "Prove me wrong." I've got an Eminem's "Survival" kind of theme going on when I think about my situation with my father. "I want you to doubt me. I don't want you to believe, 'cause this is something that I must use to succeed." Here's to a better future, right?
@itsprodigit2 жыл бұрын
Same thing here with my dad, he used to work at Apple. He currently works for Intel, but he’s considering going back to Apple once he finishes school. Though he’s pretty much always been into computers, but I think by now I know a fair bit more than him.
@swank85082 жыл бұрын
@@neverendinchaos4800 i think you should focus on something that you are likely to make a living on rather than something that most who try fail at. maybe you should follow in your fathers footsteps and have the video game thing as a hobby that might turn into something better
@luckytheunlucky11572 жыл бұрын
@@swank8508 Man the world's changing. The reason why Technologies in school are just stupid because they will probably be irrelivant by the time you start going for work since new technologies will be developed and that job you aimed might not even be needed anymore. My teacher always says that she is training us for jobs that don't even exist yet because the world is evolving at a rapid pace. So who knows video games might do the work.
@GillBearToe2 жыл бұрын
My mom came from Mexico and only speaks spanish. Only last year she finally started getting into the internet without being afraid of clicking something incorrectly and the screen closing/opening something. I had the opposite mentality where adults didn't know crap about computers until I got into college and started interacting with friends that were from middle class or higher. I'd see their parents navigating just fine. Funny world.
@SunBunz3 жыл бұрын
This is when I say, "I'm sorry, I don't speak _Star Trek."_
@PantherAusfD19443 жыл бұрын
Those darn vulcans always make it seem so complex.
@Grubnar3 жыл бұрын
"Technobable".
@mithcee2 жыл бұрын
@@Grubnar *Treknobabble
@amberagarwal83963 жыл бұрын
Throw a couple of its all your fault 😂😂
@attached2money3 жыл бұрын
First
@thddgdr592 жыл бұрын
First of the 2nd
@A--Fan2 жыл бұрын
2nd of the 3rd
@tautvydas73262 жыл бұрын
@@A--Fan 3rd of the 4th
@salblaze66032 жыл бұрын
@@tautvydas7326 4th of the 5th
@garretsimpson49243 жыл бұрын
Man this is like them videos where it shows you what it is like to hear english as a non english speaker.
@kazibazi3 жыл бұрын
English is my second language and I didn't understand until reading the comments that he was making up words and not using actual technical jargon :p
@ns34293 жыл бұрын
I have taught my 70+ years father well. He even knows how to use Skype. AND he gets waaaay more likes than me. And that makes him so happy. And me too.
@CrazyGaming-wk2pv2 жыл бұрын
Just always make sure he sets the dingledong opposite the trilumenous crenolator.
@ct17733 жыл бұрын
LOL this is so accurate.
@attached2money3 жыл бұрын
See ya when this goes viral in 6 years!
@austincoombs36743 жыл бұрын
Went viral a long time ago
@acea8303 жыл бұрын
@iFinxieDev whoa calm down
@oqocraft26612 жыл бұрын
@iFinxieDev whoa calm down
@thddgdr592 жыл бұрын
@iFinxieDev bruh
@A--Fan2 жыл бұрын
@iFinxieDev whoa 落ち着け
@DanielGoldhorn3 жыл бұрын
Okay but for real I don't believe this man is speaking English for like half his lines. EDIT: I just looked up what an encabulator is and now it all makes sense. The fluxes are parallels to the MODAL capacitors, not the radial capacitors; that's what I was missing
@ThyMotherInSpirit3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me, we don't speak not english here.
@chrono95032 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’m pretty sure the MODAL capacitors are used in seismic wave functions.
@CrazyGaming-wk2pv2 жыл бұрын
o'rly xD btw he is making perfect sense. If you are not understand how a dingledong connects properly to an aligned crenolator then you are not understand anything. Disclaimer: I had to watch for more than a minute before I realized he was just making up technobabble, a true master of babble.
@hafuketo94582 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a computer system that was controlled by three primary main processing cores cross linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat and fourteen kiloquad interface modules.
@mithcee2 жыл бұрын
Ah I see you're a PC gamer as well
@jamaalsmikley2j.2723 жыл бұрын
How the teacher explains her work vs How you hear her explanation
@Magnogen2 жыл бұрын
This man is speaking the language of the God's. Somebody act as a prophet and interpret what he is actually saying. Much appreciated
@timewalker66542 жыл бұрын
its a joke video, you doorbell
@Geegs2 жыл бұрын
It's absolute gibberish. Though it does work as a way to show what English sounds like from the outside to native speakers.
@itoo48842 жыл бұрын
It seems like your replies didn't detect the joke.
@itoo48842 жыл бұрын
@@Pinefoxo 😅👍
@CrazyGaming-wk2pv2 жыл бұрын
All you need to know is the simultaneous dingledong is connected to the premenelated fanolescent manolites firmly attached to a square gratelader.
@Ascertivus2 жыл бұрын
Just when I thought this video was good, I started reading the subtitles written at the bottom and it got even better! This is hilarious.
@Skrubbzdubbz3 жыл бұрын
sounds like when they explain how a plumbus is made in rick and morty
@EugeneOneguine3 жыл бұрын
Why are all your videos suddenly recommended ?
@oopharb72373 жыл бұрын
It was uploaded 9 days ago
@Bada4ever2 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of my favorite KZfaq videos of all time. I'll put this in my must rewatch even in 20 years list. Thanks for this.
@Konpekikaminari3 жыл бұрын
as a guy working in tech support, this hits way to close to home
@Critical-Thinker8952 жыл бұрын
A "girdle spring" and "dingle arm". Damn, no wonder I always screw it up. I've been replacing the blinker fluid.
@Spookyhoobster2 жыл бұрын
They say if you're a non-native English speaker, hearing someone talk in English too fast sounds like it's underwater. I totally get that now.
@Semicon072 жыл бұрын
I have a challenge for you guys. Show this to a "smart person" you know and then attempt to get them to explain what he is saying (without any hints or prompts). If that person can explain what he is saying, in a logical way, then you know that they are FULL OF SHIT.
@Michael-jj7zr10 ай бұрын
well first off the original video is not about a router, so you would have to understand what is it about in order to test someone on it.
@LofiWurld2 жыл бұрын
This guy excels at every job interview
@hellspawnedhero11232 жыл бұрын
For real, that absolutely confidence to smile complete nonsense with such authority will get you far
@eric_moore-61263 жыл бұрын
In my, it's "Don't restart the router. The internet is working fine for everyone else."
@KO_Manic2 жыл бұрын
When you miss one lesson of maths and come in the next day
@Nearnae3 жыл бұрын
I totally understand now. I don't have 5 degrees to listen to this shit
@sgtcart0onz7553 жыл бұрын
Thats the entire point dip shit
@user-ru3zw6lz9h3 жыл бұрын
It's fake, he's using made up words and terminology that has nothing to do with what's being described.
@dipsithecreeper2 жыл бұрын
Riolu
@jamiebradley36843 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something from Rick & Morty's interdimensional cable
@mrcrunchies86883 жыл бұрын
Me when I try to explain that you cant pause an online game to my mom
@Figureight2 жыл бұрын
What "Put it onto HDMI2" sounds like to my Dad when he phones me up asking how to get the Blu Ray player to work
@janslavik52842 жыл бұрын
nice to see this is universal all over the world 🤣
@thatbaconboi45972 жыл бұрын
At one point it just sounds like he’s talking gibberish LMAO
@ShellCC3 жыл бұрын
Yes I t o t a l l y u n d e r s t a n d t h i s . . . .
@everydaygremlin Жыл бұрын
this is why i work alone in fixing my family’s router
@lockedgamerzzz12333 жыл бұрын
As a WIFI router restarter, I approve of this video
@redbrixanimations3 жыл бұрын
As a WiFi router, I approve of this video
@voiceinthewilderness73093 жыл бұрын
I approve that you approve! 👍
@MrUnbeast3 жыл бұрын
as a wifi restarter approver, I approve this video
@masawafighter62293 жыл бұрын
inb4 1 million views and the algorithm showing this on everyone's recommended
@belicity2 жыл бұрын
The way I read the subtitles like the man on screen was speaking a different language lmao
@phillip_iv_planetking63543 жыл бұрын
"Magneto reluctance"
@Sheepy0072 жыл бұрын
Huh, I Always wondered how Plumbuses were made
@imperatorfisch62413 жыл бұрын
here from little micha crushed by anatoly playing the bong cloud
@Cowboy1Brian3 жыл бұрын
perfectly worded. no wasted syllables here
@uzairdurrani7553 жыл бұрын
... this speaks to my soul
@musk15953 жыл бұрын
he must be smart by saying all these big words
@leonardovaldivia5200 Жыл бұрын
This hits too close to home
@ClassicDannyboy3 жыл бұрын
if this was 7 seconds long this would have millions of views by now.
@user-pk9qo1gd6r2 жыл бұрын
Among the most underrated videos
@SanDesigns2 жыл бұрын
Damn, this is what my family hears when I say, " Close the door".
@stevenbelik22562 жыл бұрын
your laugh so contagious lol
@Game822snake2 жыл бұрын
I can feel the passive aggressiveness in the subtitles
@Tempers4112 жыл бұрын
my maths teacher when theres a really simple way of doing it
@rhwing50952 жыл бұрын
"I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you take a seat"
@yungtyp17632 жыл бұрын
bro u r genius realtalk
@nighttimeserenity24473 жыл бұрын
This sounds more like what trying to explain the kid-me how to tie her laces. And shows why she did not learn it until middle school.
@user-xy5yg6se1k2 жыл бұрын
such a tempting offer
@Jundesite2 жыл бұрын
my brain melted trying to listen to that
@SzajKornik2 жыл бұрын
With most of the routers ive had, you DO NOT want to press the restart button since it clears it completely, you want to unplug it for a while instead.
@forcetz2 жыл бұрын
My brain actually hurts from watching this
@ryanmcgovern18462 жыл бұрын
There were so many terms that I thought he wasn’t even speaking english
@dorkulusdaddum55773 жыл бұрын
There will be lots of people here who think he knows what he's talking about. That's funny to me.
@Space.searxh142 жыл бұрын
what I hear when my teacher talks to another teacher through the door
@IdK-wy2jy Жыл бұрын
he's summoning something
@MrGdai1013 жыл бұрын
the most accurate video on youtube
@chesh052 жыл бұрын
The gurgle spring lmfao
@gaming6feetunder9253 жыл бұрын
Reading the subtitles I wasn’t sure if i was tripping
@g00gle5ucks52 жыл бұрын
This is what it feels like to get a stroke.
@wolvespack38792 жыл бұрын
This is what I hear when my math teacher tries to explain a simple problem to me
@Da_Lich3 жыл бұрын
glad thing my mom has almost 2 decades of computer knowledge
@cha-ka86712 жыл бұрын
I finally feel like the dumbest person in the room.
@5h0ckblock2 жыл бұрын
Yup, seems about right.
@linetomat Жыл бұрын
ah yes logarithmic casing, my favorite!
@getsinged76313 жыл бұрын
This man is speaking the language of the gods
@immortalsun2 жыл бұрын
This is a certified hood classic.
@masseyfurguson88713 жыл бұрын
This dude is a wizard 🧙♂️
@polokghosh9833 жыл бұрын
Humour at its peak!!
@ItsRedPanda2 жыл бұрын
this gave me brain trama trying to read the subtitles and listen to what he was saying at the same time
@cmlace2 жыл бұрын
Wow an ad saved me from getting rickrolled lol
@majeg95603 жыл бұрын
I asked this guy for the source of his information, and i got a levitating pile of paper
@ishaan29473 жыл бұрын
Subscribed only because of the outro lmao. Best deal i ever made
@mythicramen81782 жыл бұрын
the captions are basically translating what he is saying
@xiaojunstan37743 жыл бұрын
Wow this so good😂😂
@spaciousflame3 жыл бұрын
Everyone has a plumbus in their home.
@TKOS962 жыл бұрын
Differential durdlespring, capacitive duractis and dinglearm. Three things you can't dyydgufxhydhkoyf without.
@ibtehajalikhan2 жыл бұрын
Technical jargon Overload.
@misterabcnew28882 жыл бұрын
This is too true for my mother at first
@muhammadfarel9423 жыл бұрын
Are you still hear the boss music
@criminosus3 жыл бұрын
glad my dad knows computer stuff
@advoonce82403 жыл бұрын
Actually, this is what you hear when you want the router restarted because you will never do it for yourself.
@sabiqhasan55732 жыл бұрын
thanks for the translation
@vladislavkaras4919 ай бұрын
That's true! Thanks for the video!
@Participant6162 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a deleted scene from Patriot.
@JeremiahFernandez2 жыл бұрын
I like your funny words magic man
@MegaPlayerXxX2 жыл бұрын
My brain went haywire as visual and audio stimuli did not match. XD
@billpoop57693 жыл бұрын
Who restarts their whole router when the internet isn't working properly
@Davinos_2 жыл бұрын
Also when you focus on the captions rlly hard the man that's talking will sound like a sim's character
@TheRealMrGordons2 жыл бұрын
Real talk though, anyone else remember listening to the codex entries in Mass Effect 1 with the guy who sounded like this ? That shit was so cash
@Tourarounwarsaw2 жыл бұрын
Electrostatic transmissions of the high capacity signals to my brain have started coming in extraordinary frequencies with the extremely drained magneto powers...
@halo3boy12 жыл бұрын
This is what english sounds like to foreigners with a gnarled layer of The Sims speech on top.