From the poetry contest in Once Upon a Witchlight!
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@LegendsofAvantris8 ай бұрын
From our Once Upon a Witchlight Campaign, which is here on this channel!
@Yellofriends7 ай бұрын
This campaign is exactly why I bought the witch light book. I hope to host a game that is just as good as Nikkie’s. I love you guys.
@Dr_Talllad2 ай бұрын
Poor Tobek!😢 He only wants to rhyme, but he can't and doesn't know why!😢
@PlaneFox_Feeds9 күн бұрын
When is the Walmart in Columbus Mississippi DnD campaign?
@jcody668 ай бұрын
What people may not realize here is he rolled a nat 1 and played it off perfectly
@fallwoodcentral79912 ай бұрын
This is an amazing NAT 1
@peachykeen532 ай бұрын
Damn, way to commit 👏 😂
@drunkenrobot70612 ай бұрын
Closest thing I've come to roleplaying a 1 this well was when I rolled a Nat 1 on a Religion check against a demon lord, and my character convinced themselves that this giant demonic being was just a Dretch. Torbek plays it a lot better than I did.
@tale79552 ай бұрын
@@drunkenrobot7061My time rolling a one In a religion check my Cleric got convinced that god spoke to her through money.
@vynalldash_ogАй бұрын
Followed by his nat 20 when he stole himself a girlfriend in the staring contest
@glenncespedes53802 ай бұрын
Context btw, he rolled a nat 1
@VG-fk6nkАй бұрын
He rolled nat 1 after the "failed rhyme". It was his goal from the start to perform the way he did.
@astinkytaco23 күн бұрын
It's the dumb characters that are the funniest
@mentaya1114 күн бұрын
@@VG-fk6nk Yeah, they wrote those on break before the rolls. He was roleplaying his characters' intelligence and character more than the role, I think
@DeathKhan14 күн бұрын
While Chuckles is a fan favorite (I get it, he's a menace and I love him for it), Torbek's extreme anguish at anything more mentally taxing than sleeping in a dumpster is so relatable.
@mentaya1114 күн бұрын
@@DeathKhan I love them both, but I have a growing appreciation for that whole party.
@bluebutton72638 ай бұрын
Torbek always giving his best to fail miserably, only to try even harder on the next attempt and failing even worse - again and again - is both the sweetest and saddest thing of this entire campaign
@PartTimeGoblinSlayer8 ай бұрын
Classic Torbek. 😎
@WarrenCornelius8 ай бұрын
i feel so fucking bad for him
@thatoneguy96158 ай бұрын
Someday, someday, he'll manage to fail upwards
@ellznaga21998 ай бұрын
Orange: Doorhinge. Purple: Circle. Not exact rhymes but pretty good
@cookiecrumbs95157 ай бұрын
😂❤
@ivanaguila23368 ай бұрын
When the DM has the ability to cast Vicious Mockery...
@FirstLast-wk3kc7 күн бұрын
He rolled nat-1 and role played it
@jaytheferalva52698 ай бұрын
I feel like this perfectly describes when I’m having a mental breakdown
@PsychoSynoptic8 ай бұрын
Honestly. Yeah torbek in this moment about sums it up
@ItsLexy8 ай бұрын
It's okay Torbek, words are hard. Winning this wasn't in the cards.
@jorged.85028 ай бұрын
Yeah, it can be quite impossible, but at least it wasnt an obstacle, you couldn't cross, just make it up and don't take a loss
@cyber_runner8 ай бұрын
It was unfortunately hard for him, but at least it was amusing to them.
@austinjeffries57418 ай бұрын
Torbeks not so good with words. They fall out of his mouth like turds.
@silverbane2668 ай бұрын
I didnt really think he would get far. But this is making me feel kinda bad, so common torbek. Lets get to the bar! Drink down the booze, cause this way you dont loose. So turn that frown upside down. Cause you are better off then Clutsy the clown
@josephlanzot8 ай бұрын
Torbek has change his favorite color to silver...
@Beans_and_Rice4208 ай бұрын
Torbek is trying his best
@briancarballo32858 ай бұрын
But its such a mess.
@gamingv1nce78 ай бұрын
@@briancarballo3285He should just give it a rest.
@user-by2df9hi1p8 ай бұрын
@@gamingv1nce7or a new chest so he can get a heart so he can eat a tart
@gamingv1nce78 ай бұрын
@@user-by2df9hi1p Or maybe a roasted Cockatrice for a part!
@TheTempest199908 ай бұрын
And give it nice fart😅😅😅
@BOWNK8 ай бұрын
Torbek is the saddest wettest cat of a man 😂 he's my spirit animal
@sapphiregemstone36758 ай бұрын
I love the phrasing of this
@NocturnalTyphlosion3 ай бұрын
the most pathetic and littlest meow meow of all
@Dustinlove1022 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Feyqueen912 ай бұрын
I believe he's a Bugbear? 🤔
@warmmilk948023 күн бұрын
@@Feyqueen91 Yes, but the metaphor works.
@steveweighner8 ай бұрын
Alternate title: Torbek suffers a mental breakdown over colours.
@jesseherrig66642 ай бұрын
And wolves, his last attempt was wolf.
@jaculiferous8 ай бұрын
There once was a bugbear named torbek His voice sounds like he's got a real sore neck In third person he speaks And he's got hairy cheeks He's just doing his best, guys, aw heck
@connorjohnson85908 ай бұрын
I love limericks!
@charlesman87223 ай бұрын
He’s smells of urine and funk. He’s defiantly no punk. And when it guys night he’s in.
@livedandletdie2 ай бұрын
There once was a clown named Chuckles whose punnery still never buckles, without even a moan, he lies on the ground prone, cuz he was hit by Torbek's Knuckles.(Accidentally might I add.)
@user-lt6sj7sp6s2 ай бұрын
@@livedandletdie brilliant
@durk53312 ай бұрын
@@livedandletdie Wasn't it Gideon's Knuckles not Torbek's?
@NixityNullt8 ай бұрын
Clearly somebody hasn't put their orange four-inch door hinge in storage and eaten porridge with george.
@BramLastname8 ай бұрын
Dammit, you made my inner voice trip over the final word. He made the name George sound so absurd, You should've heard, what I just heard. The laughter made me sound like a beard.
@meganbouwhuis5998 ай бұрын
MnM who
@EpicRandomness5558 ай бұрын
None of those things rhyme with orange.
@lillianahannan82478 ай бұрын
@@EpicRandomness555You have to take that up with Eminem lol
@mariawhite73378 ай бұрын
@EpicRandomness555 it's called a soft ryhme. So you just rhyme syllables of orange to get it.
@jamesronald78688 ай бұрын
Torbek really experienced system mulfuntion in an attempt to rhyme purple..... then imploded soon after 😂
@MrKOLCOO14 күн бұрын
I thought the joke is "murrder" XD
@explodingcorn34412 ай бұрын
I think this is made even funnier by the way he got taken away and his final words was a really long rhyming poem
@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger2 ай бұрын
Torbek is having some technical difficulties.
@QueenMizu2 ай бұрын
100th like? Lemme be your first comment too lol
@Your-Least-Favorite-StrangerАй бұрын
@@QueenMizuThank you! (This community is incredibly wholesome and I love it)
@jaculiferous8 ай бұрын
Oh, poor old Torbek Should have written a haiku They don't need to rhyne
@spoopyvirgil49448 ай бұрын
Though you do have to beware of Sokka Haikus (an extra syllable at the end)
@archerymidnight34228 ай бұрын
Gotta have a seasonal reference though
@Pickled_Poet6 ай бұрын
To use a word as base Or using an acronym Beautiful poems can Emerge, with a Clear Retriction that even Kids can do it
@BennyAscent2 ай бұрын
They have to end with "it's snowing on mount fuji"
@SolrSurfr32 ай бұрын
Okay, but how well can he count? 😅
@AdiG18 ай бұрын
Hearing Torbek cry as he struggles to rhyme brings a mix of joy and sympathy I never knew existed
@johnsullyiv56668 ай бұрын
Noooo Torbek, it’s okay. You poor soul. It’s okay Torbek. Not everyone’s a poetry master. Torbek, for next time, Sporange rhymes with orange. It means baby mold spores. Use that next time you have a poem-off. You show ‘em torbek
@austinjeffries57418 ай бұрын
When you roll a Nat 1 on your performance check and lean into it.
@nodwolf8 ай бұрын
He really got into character for that part holy hell! That's funny and commitment!
@leaftiger128 ай бұрын
1. Hirple (to walk with a limp) 2. Curple (buttocks) 3. Sporange (Sack for spores), 4. Blorenge (Mountain in Wales) 5. Gulf (Sea surrounded by land) I was in a poetry class 😂
@archerymidnight34228 ай бұрын
The only downside is that this would imply Wales exists. Almost as bad as when my DM described a character wearing denim (Victorian era setting) and my immediate reaction was "Oh god does that mean France is canon?"
@leaftiger128 ай бұрын
@@archerymidnight3422 XD that’s true. Just use sprange then or use the word as something else lol.
@solacehealer75897 ай бұрын
Forage?
@leaftiger127 ай бұрын
@@solacehealer7589 Close, I think that could work but there is no N in that word to completely rhyme.
@werecoth6 ай бұрын
Hoof rhymes with wolf
@wooperbanooper2 ай бұрын
Fun fact; orange rhymes with sporange and wolf rhymes with rolf
@ZhangYuii2 ай бұрын
Bornana
@ConstantChaos19 күн бұрын
Orange also rhymes with the uk last name Goreng
@BelleDreamer78 ай бұрын
The best part is that Andy had to plan to fail that hard.
@effidusk2 ай бұрын
hmmm torbek has changed his favorite color to orange torbek then went to go visit blorenge
@TheHunter-gw7rh2 ай бұрын
Borrrnana
@KingsofBabylon2 ай бұрын
Then got a door hinge
@ConstantChaos19 күн бұрын
With his mate named Goreng (old uk last name)
@maysee25157 күн бұрын
Torbek's favorite color is purple, To rhyme is quite a hurdle. Torbek's favorite color is orange, Lying makes him feel as small as a sporange. Torbek dreams that he is the Spirit of the Wolf, for Torbek, poetry tends to begulf.
@ChiceJigle8 ай бұрын
"Torbek has changed his favorite color to orange. Torbek will climb the great hill of Blorenge." (Blorenge is a hill in Wales)
@jcola4772 ай бұрын
Which means that Wales canonically exists. Though then again, that would be really funny.
@tomohiro13992 ай бұрын
“Torbek has changed his favorite color to orange, he eats mushrooms for the tasty sporange”
@ShitpostingJoJo3 ай бұрын
"It's slightly charming, I find that alarming" 😂 Awe c'mon! He's trying his best, and that's what matters! 😂
@Aceythemoth8 ай бұрын
I would greatly appreciate hearing chuckles read his own poetry on taxidermy and how he only wanted that instead of clowning around
@thecommenter902 ай бұрын
RIP Torbek's social life.
@generalgravedigger13702 ай бұрын
What are you talking about about? She says she finds his stupidity slightly charming
@Jchmcom8 ай бұрын
I'm imagining Torbek as being a slightly moldy, damp mop if he were an inanimate object.
@thaegan8 ай бұрын
do not despair, dearest bugbear! rhymes come and go, they're simply so-and-so. a true heart, now, that is a treasure; man's real and most honest measure. (and we know all about yours: it's soft and warm like good, sweet s'mores 💜)
@NoahOMorainRush8 ай бұрын
Is this a sonnet? It's been a while, so I don't recall the exact definition, but I loved it one way or the other.
@thaegan8 ай бұрын
@@NoahOMorainRush omg, thank you, you're too sweet. definitely did not think too deeply about the structure 😭 i can't remember the definition either, beyond smth vague about iambic pentameter being one of the types lol
@justlilly76532 ай бұрын
I thought he was gonna say Snorkle for the rhyme with Purple 😅
@swahilimaster2 ай бұрын
Slant rhyme is for quitters.
@maysee25157 күн бұрын
@@swahilimastergate keeping is for those who are late sleeping.
@johnnivek96532 ай бұрын
Have any of you had a day, where it seemes you're possessed by fae? Weather there's rain or shine, all you utter is in rhyme. No matter what you try to say.
@Distantone115 ай бұрын
I'm not sure what's better. Torbek's dedication to trying or Nikkie not cracking up
@SuperSonic682 ай бұрын
"Door Hinge."
@jaylin33212 ай бұрын
Syringe
@IronDino2 ай бұрын
To succeed, in rhyming purple, Beyond vernacular, you must encircle.
@danilocrispim6782 ай бұрын
can't wait to see this animated xD
@leiaanderson88598 ай бұрын
The change from a kinda bland and flat voice to a really emotion full voice and very dynamic, good job Andy! Love the voice acting🤌🤌
@spodsder8 ай бұрын
THE "OH NO NOT AAAAGGGGAAAAAIIINNNNN" IS SO GOOD 😭😭😭
@justadummy80762 ай бұрын
There are actually plenty of words that rhyme with orange
@JesterIsLost2 ай бұрын
Door hinge
@lionclaw50262 ай бұрын
bornana
@lambentlamprey2 ай бұрын
Torbek
@De_ogen2 ай бұрын
Not words but phrases like lore binge, door hinge,more cringe, Nor fringe,
@justadummy8076Ай бұрын
@@De_ogen Splorange Porridge Courage Lozenge Strange I could go on…
@umbralgaming34432 ай бұрын
Ever had orange pourage?
@GardensAndGames7 ай бұрын
New merch idea: a T-shirt that says "Nothing rhymes with wolf!"
@DaWhiteWolffie8 ай бұрын
Poor Torbek having an aneurism.
@vincentpitts92038 ай бұрын
Of course a Torbek centered short comes out on my birthday. Torbek is my favorite❤
@prestonrobertson44158 ай бұрын
God I aspire to get that deep into a character one day, he does it so well
@lista23088 ай бұрын
Poor Torbek going through several existential crisises in this contest
@IronDino2 ай бұрын
To rhyme with purple, is perplexing, But use this trick, to keep from vexing.
@danacarajb8 ай бұрын
Its far more impressive to find all those words that dont work on the spot rather than find ones that actually rhyme
@LordJazzly8 ай бұрын
I had a little orange, which I then painted purple, sat it on a lozenge, and fed it to a turtle.
@De_ogen2 ай бұрын
Purple,hurtle,turtle Orange,more cringe, lore binge, door hinge, Wolf,idk someone help me out
@smusky46438 ай бұрын
Torbek is my spirit animal.
@HezrouDhiaga5 ай бұрын
Torbek's mind melting in real time poor guy 😂
@radio71972 ай бұрын
buy a turtle
@Pineconednd8 ай бұрын
Torbek is alarmingly charming
@Eleven113112 ай бұрын
And sometimes it can honestly get quite alarming.
@gromph42 ай бұрын
Torbek's favourite colour is purp...le, The colour of the drinks that make him burp...le, He'll drink with friends the clowns, The ones that make joke and pal around, Then all around the dumpster they'll chuck...le
@dr.tursko23128 ай бұрын
This channel got me into DND as a whole, and these kinds of moments are what make it for me LOL
@Shadowkey3922 ай бұрын
If you listen very carefully you can barely make out the sound of his soul ripping in half.
@Deadmemes-mq8rj7 ай бұрын
The struggle in his voice is to real to be fake
@EuclidianDragon6 ай бұрын
Torbek genuinely being me during any Language Arts class
@ManyArmedMooseDei2 ай бұрын
Interestingly, there IS one word in the English language that rhymes with orange: “sporange”. It’s the protective casing that surrounds the exterior of fungal spores.
@flamingskull66642 ай бұрын
torbek is hilarious
@pristina54048 ай бұрын
Poor Torbek 😂
@IronDino2 ай бұрын
If instead, you rhyme with orange, Best to invest, in hearty lozenge.
@Mr.Guy7298 ай бұрын
I love purple too Torbek.
@o.Froggy.o2 ай бұрын
Torbek has changed his favorite color to chartreuse
@AllMenAreBerries2 ай бұрын
The desperation in Torbeks voice is immaculate 😂😂😂
@lonestoner82978 ай бұрын
I loved how Torbek messed up this so badly but his goodbye was so majestic lol
@Bunnybunbun828 ай бұрын
This was absolutely fantastic and also emotionally damaging at the same time....😂
@orangeismyfavoritecolor2 ай бұрын
Orange mentioned. I have arrived.
@Wingsaber29 күн бұрын
I love how he specifically chose the most infamously unrhymable words so that everyone would immediately know what he was doing 😂
@YouroneandonlyArctic8 ай бұрын
Sporange is an actual word
@dorktriogamer28658 күн бұрын
I love jow as soon as he says orange everyone dies seeing where that goes
@CharlieBarlie802 ай бұрын
I would love to see this animated!🤣😂😆
@TechxGuyxJamesАй бұрын
"Nothing rhymes with orange!" Torbek cries and moans like a squeaky door hinge.
@HighSlayerRalton8 ай бұрын
Okay, but that last one slapped.
@Felix-Felix23 күн бұрын
Dude is actually a genius. He rolled a nat 1 and thought on perfect words for him to self-sabotage his own character
@BloodFvrt25 күн бұрын
"Torbek dreams that he is the spirit of the wolf" literally made me tear up. Like aww buddy, you are the spirit of the wolf
@ThatCrochetFreak5 ай бұрын
Me when my teacher said she signed me up for poetry club as a good candidate 💀:
@thegamingdelta2.07 ай бұрын
Dang Eminem been quiet since torbek has spoken...
@pietrovolpes797623 күн бұрын
The desperation in his voice
@alannatherson772126 күн бұрын
What I've figured out from these shorts is Torbeck is an emotional breakdown personified.
@smdgdsounds8 ай бұрын
Honestly, a better poem than i could ever write, good on you torbek!
@3marys8 ай бұрын
torbek's favourite colour is PURPLE he loves to to and ✨️CATCH TURTLES ✨️ 🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢
@BaltoSojnekah6 ай бұрын
I never even thought of "wolf." Bravo.
@HlootooThunderhammer8 ай бұрын
I can’t get over how Torbek and Marius share the same voice actor.
@DiceyChan8 ай бұрын
I love how in character they are it makes it so enjoyable 😂😂😂😂
@christiandorn49125 ай бұрын
Torbek was just doing freestyle poetry. He wins.
@EVILSCOTSMAN2k117 ай бұрын
The distress in his voice, sublime...
@theshamanite2 ай бұрын
Circle is a slant rhyme for purple
@theshamanite2 ай бұрын
As well as turtle
@crypticchaos40688 ай бұрын
Its okay buddy, english is funny- words are hard and thats fine, its difficult to rhyme. Coming up with something on the spot has rendered many folks distraught, just move along with your life and think nothing of this strife. Your friends will help through this strange fright, and I promise you'll gladly finish this guys night.
@heyou12 ай бұрын
Use hurple! To walk in an ungainly, stumbly manner.
@shinom0ri2 ай бұрын
Good call on changing the favorite color :)
@FrozenKnight212 ай бұрын
I feel bad for Torbeck, because the DM didn't even use good poetry. Just a few Rhimes, there was no meter, or substantial content. yet she still won the contest.
@josrthorst63162 ай бұрын
he did get a nat one lol not much they have to do to beat that
@nooneimportant30668 ай бұрын
I love torbek so much. He makes me want to hug him😂😂
@julsperez94912 ай бұрын
Torbek has a lions heart, even if he smells like farts. Torbek is my fav character. Love your vids❤❤❤❤
@cammando23632 ай бұрын
I’m imagining Chuckles rolling around in the air going Gulf! Golf! Oh gosh!
@theodoremccarthy443824 күн бұрын
Bugbear slam poetry is my new favorite thing 😂
@delta463020 күн бұрын
Some bard named Martivs "M'en M" Matere : "I can make orange rhyme with banana..."
@garden-cryptidАй бұрын
Knowing now that Torbek hears himself with a very proper accent makes this even funnier
@RandoChurcken22 күн бұрын
I’ll eat an orange, replace a door hinge, to get some porridge -Eminem