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the backround music man i cant take it

Thops spent everything on the glintstone and now he has nothing, don’t do magic rocks kids

Why would you say something so controversial yet so Chad?

If you make an Alexander video I will be very happy darkus tarkus

My uncle used to do glintstone. "Just recreational, man." he said. "Helps take the edge off after a long day", he said. Now he just stares at nothing and gives passersby insanely strong spells... GLINTSTONE: NOT EVEN ONCE

My friends used to think glintstone was cool... now they spam stars of ruin in pvp... dont do glintstone kids

I can quit glinstone, & pillaging corpses for glintstone funds whenever I want

@@iinunez96 thats what they all say....

Does he snatch sheep passing by on the bridge and demand travellers answer his riddles to pass?

Or Rock Raiders for you OG Lego enjoyers.

@@mallow2902 I haven't heard that name in a long time

Ohjmyfuckinhgod somebody said Lego Power Miners Holy shit

damn i miss that set

@@-Aniki- ye the SpitBrix video caused me to have a wave of nostalgia

483 likes and no reply Damn

lol

😂😂😂😂damn it That was good

Ball has been life for centuries….but what happens when life finally becomes ball??

This is canon. Its in the lore.

The reason they can only move their hands is because the only muscles they ever used were to hit R1/L1

@@TheSoldierOfGodrick YOOOO soldier of god, rick! how you doin my fav boss

@@TheSoldierOfGodrick I rekt u 2nd time trying son

@@cracksmoker1506 so you died to him once💀💀💀

@Masterraccoon crack is good for u dont listen to the doctors

It was found next to a bed, we pretty much stole the guy's real doll

@@snowpegasi lmao

He also makes the Loathsome Dung Eater into a doll if you let him. Think about that.

@@Beriorn 🫣 he's the only one that can defile the corpse defiler

@@Picmanreborn expect us.

Vince Gilligan is a genius

She got that golden crystal meth... Yeah she is basically Walter White.

MAGIC, BITCH!!!

Both have delicious toes 🤤

“Lustat, we need to cook.”

Orgy magic.

Maybe.... Would be interesting if these can spawn the Fallingstar Beast after a gustation time, like a damn egg.

Nah, the astels are aliens. First they are fallingstar beasts, then they become the hanging fucks, and then they become an astel

@@masterzoroark6664 I think Falling Star Beasts actually do fall out of the sky, as you normally find them in craters Also, they're associated with gravity magic, which, while still sorcery, has a stronger association with meteorite than it does with Glintstone I think the same goes for Astels, they also come from the stars and use gravity magic, which is something I don't believe we ever see the big old head spheres using

I think the people balls are what happens when glinstone masters whos bodies get corrupted by glinstone are near each other, they all fuse together to become like a symbiotic organism made of glinstone

What if Elden Ring 2 takes place in the far future like dark souls 2 and 3 and theres now a new academy built in honor of thops and the whole world worships Goldmask like they do Marika

Elden Ring 2: This Time It's For Real

And possibly Postal 2, as you do kill pretty much everyone you meet if you're playing the game right. Hopefully the forthcoming expansion pack will add some sort of quest where you go to the mall to get a washed-up child actor's autograph. Prepare to cry.

Eh, it depends. He's got the spirit but sometimes he's totally wrong about some things, although this video is pretty accurate. Always very entertaining though!

Those videos ARE *

@@synthraofficial5366Ok nerd

It’s in the lore 😐

@@snailgames223 indeed

I think the Omenkillers are now for-hire mercenaries who like to kill poor people. Theyre not tied to one specific faction, they can be found wherever someone needs a mass kidnapping or slaughter. This includes Gideon, Volcano manor and Leyndell.

Agreed

That’s what I did lol

He doesn't cover them just because it's in the game. He does it because IT'S IN THE LORE

God approval from the big man himself. Good job.

I only knew about it from early elden ring speed runs

Thops is a Chad

Ensha and the Omenkillers are on the payroll of Gideon. The left half of the medallion was hidden away from the Alb Killers by the pot guy. Once Gideon is aware that you have it, he sends Ensha to ambush you. I don't think Ensha personally attacked the village. Seems kinda overkill to send the Omenkiller, Profaned Perfumer, and Ensha when the Albs can't really fight back. Just the first two were probably enough.

me who always does the consecrated snowfield skip: what medallion

It's weird, because Ensha seems to be acting way ahead of what Gideon's asked of him and they're in the middle of some kind of schism that ultimately proves fatal to Ensha when the player character walks around, but Gideon also doesn't condemn what Ensha did either, and kicks Nepheli Loux out of his service when she gets revenge on his men that, presumably, participated in the Albinauric massacre. Even besides what it says about Gideon - that he's perfectly willing to use mass violence and intimidation and doesn't morally object to it, even if he doesn't actively want to and thinks Ensha is foolish for being so trigger happy - it opens a lot of questions... Probably the one I'm most interested in: who _is_ Ensha? On the one hand, he seems to have some kind of entirely unique power up his sleeve, in that he can somehow either suppress the Peacebond magic at work in the Roundtable Hold, or else somehow divert the teleportation powers of the Tarnished as granted by Sites of Lost Grace/the guidance of Grace in order to trap your PC in a fake Roundtable. He's also apparently able to use Collapsing Stars which is not only an extremely advanced gravity sorcery, it's also one invented by, and otherwise known exclusively by, Radahn himself - this indicates both incredible intelligence and some ties to the Redmanes on Ensha's part. Lastly, the game classifies him as a "Great Enemy", much like Gideon himself way down the line. On the other, Ensha seems _hilariously_ weak in game, to an extent that I cannot believe it wasn't intentional. But even besides the game mechanics... why does he come after you, an immortal Tarnished, as he himself apparently lacks the same immortality? Clearly he isn't a Tarnished then, and I can only imagine he doesn't actually know how Tarnished work. Or else he hoped to somehow permanently incapacitate your character, like how the second D brother smashes up Fia at the end of that quest? (Or maybe producing a Great Rune cost her the guidance of Grace and therefore her immortality.) So... how, and _why,_ does Ensha do any of these Ensha things?

The truth : Gideon is the worst character of Elden Ring. Everyone is his pawn. And he won't cover you. He doesn't care about your life. Only his matters. Ensha failed to kill you, so Gideon is cool with you. Not about to fight a losing battle you see. Which make it particularly impactful when he choses to fight you himself at the end. He knows he'll die. His fight is a joke. But it is his last chance. You are an inch close to becoming elden lord, the purpose of his life. He simply can't let you.

I also had some glintstones, they burn like hell in your urethra.

bro put a TLDR for one sentence

@@paracame8162 ye.

Antidepressants are a scam

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