I had a work supervisor who said “Employees should do more than what they are paid. It’s called ‘giving 110%’ and ‘going above and beyond’!” Imagine if a store sold their wares at less than what the owner purchased said goods? That’s a terrible business model, and the store would go out of business…

When I was a kid I seriously believed hot dogs came from cat tails from lakes😂.

I'm a student, not a teacher, but in my study hall class, there was this one kid who said "But Americans go to the UK, so since its allied with us, the UK is part of the US!" with dead seriousness. None of us have any learning disabilities and we're in middle school. Middle school. I cannot-

I had a teacher that confused active high and active low even when her notes and slides perfectly described what active low was. when we confronted her about it she doubbled down and claimed all the slides, all the lab code and we where wrong.

One time, I was riding my bike home from work (my job is a quarter mile from my house) when I saw my neighbor struggling to push her giant pickup truck home. She'd run out of gas. Without from either of us, I throw my bike into the bed and started pushing. When we pass by my house, I tell her to park in my driveway. I see her mom come running and ask what I'm doing as I'm pouring the contents of my small gas can into her daughter's gas tank. I say "Clearly, I'm turning your daughter's truck into a transformer." The mom heard "trans" and called the police. She even asked me what my address is which I told her. 2 cops came and were annoyed by the stupid crazy lady. The mom lived in her daughter's house for about 2 months after that before she was arrested for stabbing her daughter. The daughter is fine.

Story 5: nahnahnah that girl is valid. There’s definitely grown women that still dream of being a real princess, not childish. She just needs a boyfriend that makes her feel like one. It’s the best she can get

Someone was adamant that chickens and birds weren't animals....I think they were mistaken for mammals

I had a teacher that once said in class, with absolute seriousness, that the Catholic Church was the sole cause of overpopulation. I had no idea there were so many catholics in China.

Girl dating a bi guy who cheated on her and left her for the same woman: "Why didn't he leave me for a man?" She was expecting to break up because of another man.

one time when i was little, i told a kid my name and how to spell it, and they told me i spelled it wrong (i didn’t)

Told a colleague we had a German aircraft arriving later that night, registration B1RD, my colleague asked with all sincerity should she get the pilot to feather the props. 2 hours later she stormed in shouting you pricks have had me stood out in the cold all night waiting for a bird to land. She flipped when asked did she feather the props

On one hand, these videos are entertaining, but on the other, this kind of stupidity causes me mental distress. 😒

20:01 when mentioning weight, the subtitles use the pound symbol (money) instead of the pound symbol (weight) which I just wanted to point out

" untold tales "

I used to work at a hotel as a receptionist, and as part of the uniform I had to wear a little nametag, so this guy looked at me and my nametag and asked: So what's your Costa Rican name? like if my name should be Juan or something

i thought the mom would go outside naked 🤣😅

I worked with a real jerk who believed a woman's place was in the kitchen and men were too good for cooking and said this in front of about a dozen of us. Then I asked what about barbecue? He said it was the womans job. Well all of us were like "seriously, you don't barbecue?" He was quiet about it after that

a kid once told me my name meant Devil and tried to get me to change my name and get exorcised. My name is Sophie

ugh, story 6 reminded me of a scene in a book where a man's organs fell out of his butt...after someone poisoned him. i forget the name of the novel, but i'm pretty sure it was by David Drake.

Cleopatra died in a plane crash. "Drive up the hill (in road), then..." "The hill doesn't go up, it only goes down."

5:33 ohhhh wait they said chipmunk? I though they said sh*t log I wasn’t paying attention ;-;

Why would a teacher think they celebrate an American holiday in Germany. Other than Christmas, we share that one.

Anyone know what game this is

I put the new 4gs on the jeep

i had to stop watching, these were giving me a headache

What story 35 talking about

3:05 not that it mattered you need roual blood to be in the roual family otherwise you can't be husban\ wife material

18:10 but jesus is white???

balls

heh I was like 69