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Alone with my friend group. 3 males (including me) and 1 female. One of my friends asks her (the female friend) "hey, out of all of the men here who do you like more?" Before she could answer I stood up and searched around the room and said "I don't see any men here" more funny than cruel but it's the most cruel thing extremely nice me has done

I think the cruelest thing I ever did was _literally_ commit a crime. I was in like 5th grade (I think) and I stole my classmate’s money because: 1. It had literally fallen out of their bag because they left the zipper almost all the way open 2. The bag was unattended 3. I was broke, I never had an allowance 4. The Scholastic Book Fair was right around the corner (as in, it was happening in a few weeks), and I do love me some books. I was literally in class, I sat in the front desk row, the teacher was right in front of me with their back turned and there were quite a few students behind me. And yet _STILL_ *NOBODY SAW ME!* I WAS LITERALLY GRABBING AT BILLS ON THE FLOOR AND _NO ONE_ REPORTED IT. I’m not even sure if anyone noticed! My parents never questioned where I got the money either. Is it bad that I feel proud looking back on this moment…?

Story #15 kind of resonated with me because I have a similar story where I attempted to stab someone with a pencil because they kept interrupting me. I know it was wrong, especially now; I just really hated getting interrupted back then because it happened so often. It also didn’t help that I used to believe that if you interrupted someone, you’re proving that you think so little of what they have to say that you don’t even bother to let them finish

As a snake owner myself I am so glad I do not have to take the lives of the animals my baby needs in order to survive! I love him but that would be very hard for me. Nowadays you can get frozen food sold in inconvenient little packages at Petsmart Maybe not for an animal that big like the one in the story but for my little ball python I can get everything prepared for him without having to do it myself. That being said I admire this guy and excepting the fact that he chose to adopt this animal and therefore was responsible for its needs. So many people put their own convenience before the health and well-being of their pets and he was obviously not one of those people and I respect him for that!

Even as a Christian I don’t think Jesus was even still on this mortal plane by the time the Aztecs existed, and even if he was, I don’t know if he ever met them 💀

I have a passive aggressive story (at least I think it's passive aggressive, I'm not entirely sure what passive agressive is lol). When I was in year 1, 2, 3 and 4 there were these girls in my class that I disliked quite a bit, so when Christmas time came around and we had begun to hand out our christmas cards, I "accidentally" forgot to make a card for them.

Okay, that last one was actually funny as hell

When in elementary school, I uh... Strangled a kid who looked up to me. Their family moved after that. I still remember the look of fear in his eyes. I had severe emotional regulation issues back then (still pretty bad, but my meds that treat my depression also regulate my emotions so it's medicated now and I do not blow up as bad or often). Basically, I have a whole host of mental disorders, and one of them fucked up the development of the amygdala and ability to maintain emotions. That part grew up fast, but then got stuck at the point of a young teen. Combine that with ADHD, OCD, Tourette's, Autism, Depression, and PTSD (my brother died in a violent, painful way when I was in Elementary school) and uh... Well, I never will forget that face, and I never want to. Even if I lose my temper, I direct it at objects and myself. All because I never want to see that fear again. Ever.

I think mine would be when ever I did something bad and I thought that I had not been punished I would repeatedly punch myself

In grade six we had a game day we organized for the younger students. Everyone else was unorganized so I split the larger group into four groups by having them line up on the fence and I’d go down the line counting “1,2,3,4 1,2,3,4” I noticed this one girl (probably grade 4/5) look at her friend with glee cause they’d be in a group together. Guess who changed the counting order just so they wouldn’t be in the same group…

honestly, i felt for the one where he invited his ex over to see him banging his friend she mustve been so heartbroken

Story 12 actually made me sad, like really quite sad

I threw my friends shoes in the changing room showers and turned it on

My mom and my uncle's when they were growing up they would search for salamanders and rip the tails off

“In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.”

In high school, my algebra teacher had one leg shorter than the other due to childhood polio. One day, as a guy was walking into class, she said, "Oh, you smell good. What cologne are you wearing?" He responded with "Polio".

My ex called me to tell me she was in the hospital and could die after she found out I was getting married. I called her everyday she was in the hospital and this is how the conversations went Me: Did you die yet? Her: No. Me: Welp call me back when you die. *click*

I wish there was a Halloween video

Ello

How to i send mormons to my ex?

OMG! 😂🤣

Do you play these games or not? Also, which is ye favorite video game?

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Cruelest, not "most cruel."

I stopped being obnoxious towards other people, it's just a waste of time.

I told a family saying grace out loud at the next table at the mall food court to shut up. No regrets. The look of "ready to cry" on their little girl's face was worth it. I even added a "fuck you" when they said "just mind your own business". The daughter plugged her ears after that and wouldn't eat. They ended packing up their food and leaving.