What's your Craziest "YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG PERSON" Story?

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@jerk Жыл бұрын

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@Alidevmustbestopped Жыл бұрын

Bro how the actual f***

@rickg1113 Жыл бұрын

@@Alidevmustbestoppedwell it like his 2nd channel. So they can basically get early access

@gabraelnorris8159 3 ай бұрын

I remember I was in fourth grade and this kid (let's call him Austin) kept saying, "You're so fat, I'm SO much stronger than you." although it was quite the opposite. I was slightly overweight, but he was plumper than me. One time he came up to me and grabbed my arm, twisted it behind my back cop-style, and put me on the ground. He started walking over to a small 5th grader with an angry look on his face. We were beside the tire swing, and I got up and kicked his butt, quite literally. I kicked him right into the tire swing (which is sister was on, who I apologized to later) and flew 4 feet in the other direction. He stayed down for like, 2 minutes, got up, and told a recess monitor. Long story short, we got suspended for 1 day, and on that day me and my family watched a movie and got my favorite food. Me and Austin also had ISS for the next school week, and he challenged me to another fight. We went to the soccer field, and he shoved me. I shoved him back. He insulted me, and I shoved him and insulted his (dead) mother. He walked off. Our school has a skate night every month. I knew how to solve a Rubik's cube, and I was skating and talking to my friends while solving it. Near the end of skate night, Austin tried to steal my Rubik's cube, and when I caught him he told me that he had to leave. He said I was in his way and he asked me to move. I didn't and he tried shoving me. Mind you, we were on roller skates and I almost fell (I have really good balance). I shoved him back and he fell. He scampered away, and on his way to his parents, he punched my (8 year old) brother, shoved him to the ground, and punched him again. My little brother skated over to me and told me about this. I raced to get my skates off and chased Austin down. He ran out of the school building, turned around and threw some kind of gang sign at me. I flipped him the bird and he ran to his car. I knew that my dad would kill me if I left the building, so I didn't. The next week our school had indoor recess because of the cold temperatures outside. We had volleyballs, basketballs, and other things. I kept trying to hit Austin with basketballs and eventually I did. He told a teacher and we had a conversation. He told me that he was really sorry about what had happened at skate night and even offered to give my little brother $10, to which we declined. It was at this point that I realized he truly was sorry, and I accepted the apology (as did my brother). After that he started being nice and we even became friends. During one of the other indoor recesses, I was playing basketball and I accidentally jammed one of my friends noses with the ball, and I apologized on the spot. I turned my back towards him and out of my peripheral vision I saw him wind up and he smacked the back of my neck. I didn't want to start a fight so I just kept playing. one of the recess monitors saw this and we were in the principal's office before you could call, "Foul!". By now I had been known as a troublemaker and the principal was proud of how I reacted. Usually I would have turned around, tackle him to the ground and start beating him up. The recess monitor had the nurse check me out because it was a hard *smack*. I went back to class and he apologized to me. I accepted without hesitation and we continued being friends. In the first three I should have been the better man and walked away, but now I know when to and not to engage.

@hannahhickenlooper7877 Жыл бұрын

“I’m from Wisconsin and can gut a deer” 😂 legit gold one liner… effective too, thank God

@dutchvanderbilt9969 Жыл бұрын

I can remember when my sister's crappy bf was talking crap about me but when he basically said our mom only cares about me she went nuts. My five foot nothing sister who weighs about 120 soaking wet starts to beat the absolute hell out of this guy. She was like a pissed off wolverine punching, kicking, and scratching. I was honestly shocked and impressed.

@SenseiRaisen Жыл бұрын

My sister did the same with her ex when he talk crap of me ... she thought i will said something and was bummed but i simple said: "You know he is insecure about my appearance when even i enjoy my job and don't had to put up with anyone and because you know what it will happen"... because she knows i can literally gorge the guy's eyes right there with my hands. Thing is he did it again and she literally told him in a passive aggressive to never speak to me again or she will dump him right there and allow me to literally throw him out of the stairs out too. He never said anything but had a vendetta against me after. A vendetta who cost him the relationship as i uncover his control freak behaviour.

@77quercus Жыл бұрын

When the person said "I'm from Wisconsin and I can gut a deer!" (Story where guy was following them) it made me truly happy, as I am a Wisconsinite 😁

@nanosanimations8705 Жыл бұрын

Me too actually.

@Anti-Therian-Association Жыл бұрын

“We je suis pas là pour toi je suis pas là pour toi je suis pas là pour toi je suis pas là pour moi et tu me réponds plus je te laisse je t’aime mon bébé d’amour et que tout ce que”

@TF_MEMES 10 ай бұрын

I don't know why but the voice he said it in had me 💀💀💀

@sostitanic6102 10 ай бұрын

Same here. I am also a proud Wisconsinite.

@steph8030593 5 ай бұрын

CHEEEEEESE

@phastinemoon Жыл бұрын

15:46 - my sister has STORIES about being stationed in Japan. Thing is, off the ship, sailors DO NOT get into fights. You’re representing your country and government ON FOREIGN SOIL, and fighting will get you masted, if not a court martial. So… I’m not surprised that the sailors didn’t beat him up… but they DEFINITELY made his life hell back on board the ship. His chief was probably told about his conduct, and almost certainly they held every petty grudge they could.

@christinesinclair6938 Жыл бұрын

That last one is a form of malicious compliance, and why it can be oh-so sweet a form of revenge.

@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын

For some reason the clerk seemed like if Roz from the _Monsters_ franchise was in her younger years.

@sporkfedmusic 11 ай бұрын

Those filing rules are no joke. My idiot brother had his first divorce papers rejected three separate times for similar reasons.

@markweaver8845 7 ай бұрын

I like the idea of making a jerk's job harder, but I do worry it will just mean he screams more at whoever works for him. Also, at my job I've seen a lot of permit and inspection rejection comments that are vague and the idea of pointless rules mixed with bad explanations irks me.

@user-db4cb5hn7t 4 ай бұрын

I want to sign up to be her best friend... 😅🤣

@dutchvanderbilt9969 Жыл бұрын

I can't blame John for shooting Ron. Obviously I wish he hadn't but Ron did it to himself. You don't pull out a gun and start pointing it at people. And the fact Ron pointed his gun at John's back tells you a lot about what kind of person he was.

@Cosmicpantheon Жыл бұрын

So John pork came to Harry Potter and shot ron for what?

@dutchvanderbilt9969 Жыл бұрын

@@Cosmicpantheon pulling his gun on him

@Cosmicpantheon Жыл бұрын

@@dutchvanderbilt9969 oh

@eneaganh6319 Жыл бұрын

No, the situation was resolved, he just shot him because so Another thing is ok but shotting him is too much

@Cosmicpantheon Жыл бұрын

@@eneaganh6319 k

@empanada2019 7 ай бұрын

This one’s my Dad’s So when my dad was around 19, him and a lot of other young looking fellows where taken by the army for the mandatory service. They weren’t checking papers or anything just taking men that look between 18 and 20 randomly, putting them inside the bus and see who would dare to argue whit the military police men sent for them. At some point they grab this small young looking man who was protesting Nonstop, “I DID MY TIME” “I DID THE MANDATORY SERVICE” “I SHOULDN’T BE HERE”. After a while one of the soldiers decided to get physical and restrain the man, but the man wasn’t bluffing in fact as soon as the soldier got aggressive he used a blocking move and fought that soldier, and he was kicking his ass, another one enter and got his ass kicked by the tiny man, then another and another. This man was fighting 8 full time soldiers whiteout breaking a sweat, It was some Jhon wick looking scene according to my dad. By the 9th guy my dad finally remembered he had legs and could run the opposite direction, so he did. So for everything we know That guy might be still fighting the feds till this day. And When I asked him Why he didn’t ran away sooner he answered “Have you ever witness something like that!?”. TL.DR He fought the law and the law lost

@tylerharris2689 Жыл бұрын

My middle school bully who pulled a knife on me in middle school and got transferred to another school our freshman year. Shortly after he got into a fight, lost part of his ear and now is mentally handicapped, I can’t say I feel bad because he also jumped me in the bathroom in sixth grade and none of the teachers or principal believed me.

@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын

He had a Van Gogh thing going sans paintings.

@annettegustafson1435 Жыл бұрын

The clerk at court may want to mess with the jerks who disrespect her, but she is causing delays and added expenses for the clients he is working for

@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын

Still not her fault if the attorneys can't file their paperwork properly.

@A_itsar Жыл бұрын

@@JamesDavy2009yeah and once words got around that the attorney can't file his paperwork correctly, he'll have less costumers

@rac1equalsbestgame853 5 ай бұрын

Eh, he was asking for it being a jerk

@StoryTime-Np6ye 11 ай бұрын

A kid kept making fun of me saying “I’m scared” because I didn’t want to fight and he’d keep using his advantage in size to “intimidate” me. One day i was playing football with him in P.E and then the ball got in the net he kept screaming at me saying that I’m a coward and I just laughed and told him to stop while explaining why I didn’t catch it, he didn’t stop and in frustration, I punched him 30 times in the face until I let him go, he acted tough and then cried far away from me

@Colbio Жыл бұрын

Oh lord I have one. Best part is, even I didn't know who the bugger was messing with. Middle school. I hit a crazy growth spurt. Went from 5'4 to 6'5 in a year. Got horrible back pain, so I walked a bit funny, and hunched over most of the time. Got picked on mercilessly for it. Quasimodo was a particular favorite of the guy at the head of the brats. Well, one day he corners me with two other guys and starts taking shots at me. I'm trying to talk him down when he clocks me right in the temple. It was like the guy hit a switch and turned my fight or flight response up to 11, immediate adrenaline surge. Grabbed a shoulder with one hand and brutalized his face with the other. His friends tried to step in and I just moved this guy, with the one hand, in the way of their punches, still pounding on his face. Few seconds in, and the guys lights go out, and that snaps me out of it. Teacher runs up about then, all four of us get suspended. Guy I wailed on walked away fine. Just some bad bruising and a lesson learned. I'm thankful for that, don't like hurting people unless it's while boxing. He actually wound up a close friend by year's end, hilariously enough.

@EugeneGM1 Жыл бұрын

That's generally how it goes at that age

@bombdotcom2168 Жыл бұрын

I think the best example of this I can think of in my life is my own story. My mom and dad fought a lot because my mom was an abusive and manipulative alcoholic and eventually my dad kicked her out to start the process for a divorce. She called one day while I was at his house taking care of his dog and her litter of puppies (I was taking one home when they were old enough so I was helping him take care of the momma) to scream at him, then when he blocked her she called to scream at me and demand that I give him the phone. She called about 6 or so times while I was asleep (6-7 in the morning at this point) then proceeded to call a few more times while I was awake. She immediately started demanding to know if I was at my dad's, which must have gotten my adrenaline going from the times she'd spoken to me like that in the past and so I hung up, let a few more calls ring (there were I think 16-18 calls in total) while I checked on my dad since he got stressed by all this stuff in general. After a few more calls, one of which being to my dad since he'd unblocked her to send a text, I asked my dad if I could borrow his room to talk to her. He said sure, and so I just went upstairs and pulled out my phone to talk to her. The amount of screaming and profanity that came out of my mouth that day makes the words I said when I broke my toes seem like baby talk. Over six years of verbal, physical and emotional abuse from her, and all the anger I felt at how she treated me was absolutely let loose that day- and I really don't feel bad about it because she can't do anything about it. I told her she could fuck right off and said she could lose my number for all I cared before hanging up again. Although she didn't stop texting, she did stop calling and I blocked her anyway after she threatened me and threatened to get back on hard drugs if I cut her off. She's picked more fights with my dad and even my brother, but to this day she hasn't so much as uttered a peep to me regarding her issues because she knows full well I'll put my foot down the same way I did back then if she tries it with me. I wish I could chew her out again for messing with my dad and brother.

@JayeEllis 8 ай бұрын

Clerks: Never, ever piss off the Court staff, especially the clerks! They have the power to make your life a living hell if you have to practice in their courthouse.

@kwams26 Жыл бұрын

I'm a 6' tall, 285 lb black man. I was on the train heading home from work when some dude walked thru the car I was on shouting "where all the 9er fans so I can beat they ass." I stood and said "I'm a 9er fan." He kept walking.

@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын

I heard about how jingoistic you Yanks could be towards your favourite sports teams.

@Logi_432 Жыл бұрын

( story 14 ) I am amazed at how much confidence the 13 year old boys have ,I’m around that age and can’t Oder my Tim hortons without saying um 30000 times. It’s all fun and games till mom comes eh

@NathanielsAutisticShorts Жыл бұрын

FINALLY!! the day before Christmas break my senior year. The NJROTC room was getting too crowded, and an upperclassmen named Sincire told everyone, "If you are not in NJ, get out." So, some tiny tot Freshman grabbed a metal bar that we use to hold up the targets for the rifle team and threatened sincire. So, Master Guns comes out. He's a Marine, over 6 feet, and he's normally chill, and he comes out of his office and told the kid to leave and then the kid decks him... The Marine got him on the ground while me and other students ran out to the cafeteria to get the administration, and the kid walked out in handcuffs. MORAL OF THE STORY: DONT FUCK WITH A MARINE... OR THE MARINE WILL FUCK WITH YOU!

@krakentoast Жыл бұрын

My sister just messed with the wrong person when she Called me a son of a bitch. Lol

@VivNeilan Жыл бұрын

There was this high school kid who was a total jerk. One time he runs into these ninth graders, big buff dudes three times his size, and tries to steal the soft drink one of them had. He called them many racial slurs and even bites one of them. They look at each other, nod, and grab him by the legs. They then throw him. Throw him 8 metres into the cold, hard, dirt! It was pretty funny. One thing for sure, he wont be doing something like that again!

@silvertalon007 11 ай бұрын

Heh, gave him the bum's rush. (ejecting a drunk from a tavern the hard way)

@JkUnderConstruction Жыл бұрын

A bully of mine I cleverly named "asshole Azi" bullied me to have thoughts of murdering him everyday and it got worse till my dad who is a medical surgeon in a hospital that was working with the military and the uniforms for his role was camo uniforms then he drove to my school and I thought he was there to pick me up but then he asked me where was my classroom and on the way many students thought that "a military soldier walked through the school" and many of the other bullies looked like they were gonna be 6 feet under as I was a bully victim of them. So he went to my classroom and asked where was Ms. Gina (the scariest 6th grade teacher) so my teacher gave him the directions and went to Ms. Gina's office then he told what happened to Ms. Gina and Azi would've been suspended for what he did to me.

@markedwards3647 Жыл бұрын

#1: People who actually have the power to destroy you NEVER ask:" Do you know who I am?" They do not attempt to intimidate you. It is much easier to crush you like a bug.

@user-bz6mi6tm1q Жыл бұрын

"If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you're going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat. They'll watch you squirm. They'll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar. So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word." --Terry Pratchett

@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын

To use a Draco Malfoy-style comeback at those who ask; "Entitled attitude and a bitter disposition. You must be a Karen."

@firstnext5482 Жыл бұрын

I'd give Nickle Guy more nickles. Clearly he likes them! :D

@haleywooster 9 ай бұрын

this must've been in the eighth grade. I was playing dodgeball at the local trampoline park, minding my own business, when a kid who must have been a few years younger than me walks up to the line in the middle. I sort of toss one of the balls in my hand at him, and it hits him. There was no official game or anything going on at the moment, so he doesn't get out. instead, he says, "what kind of pity shot was that?" Truth to be told, it *was* a pity shot. I didn't want to hurt him. just for reference, I played dodgeball there a lot, so I had a lot of practice. I also played tennis at the time. For those of you who don't know, a serve in tennis is basically making a motion as if you're throwing your racket at full force, but of course you don't let go and it hits the tennis ball instead. so my right arm has, for years, been trained to throw a ball at *full force*. I was pretty mad after that, so I took the ball in my other hand and absolutely *slam* it into his shins. This is where someone with really good aim would aim, as the target cannot simply duck to dodge this shot. The impact all but makes an echo. We make eye contact again, and he just says sincerely, "nice shot" and walks away. Never felt so cool.

@justinjackson2588 9 ай бұрын

I was about four hundred and twenty seconds into this video. It made me think of this road rage incident. I had a great friday. Got off a little earlier than usual. Going into fall 10 degrees cooler than usual. I had nothing and no one I was beholden to for like two hours. So I relaxed into that. I fiddled with the radio. No song. I found a youtube video. Maximized my captains chair in my honda cr-z for comfort and started my fifteen minute victory drive home from work. So I am cruising 5 over and just counting my blessings at a good week. Then I see lights flashing behind me on my bumper. I am in left lane, move to go to right lane, realize the lights are not an ambulance or cop. So I do the go around gesture. This fool gets in front of me and brake checks me several times. Bear in mind I was going home and this dink stopped at a left stoplight that took like three minutes to cycle. The same left I stopped at every day. To go home. So I went to ask what the hell he was doing. Why he was in such a hurry. Dude said some crazy shit about how driving the speed limit on my way home would get me killed in proper places like new jersey. The most sobering part of the experience was when my boss said dude. That guy clearly had an axe to grind with somebody. You didnt really do anything wrong and he was acting crazy towards you. What if that crazy person had a gun? He then said that he was glad I was okay. Crazy.

@kitsuanuma5569 Жыл бұрын

If someone pulled out a knife and screamed i can gut a deer i would run too

@ingeposch8091 Жыл бұрын

in 2017 i moved to my current house... and got to know the most crappy neighbors ever! she is "the brains/driving force" and he WAS the intimidating, kickboxing, neighborhood bully. they immediatly thought that they had a new "victim", but i had lived in some rough neighborhoods of the nearby mid-sized city and i'm therefor not easily impressed by them. after ~6 monts he decided to attack me to assert their dominance, WRONG BET! i let him give the first punch (i will not be the one to start a phiscal fight) and, to his big surprise, i did not get down to the ground, i merely did two paces back, got the (metal) leash of my dog, who almost always is unleashed for she is very obedient, from my neck and gave him the trashing he never had before! he was not abled to land another punch, instead he crumpled up and was pummeled senseless by an old, frail looking, lady. i was relentless in beating him to be black and blue all over! since that day he's no longer the neighborhood bully and i'm sort of a local heroïn... (i founs out later that the local housing authorities offered me this house on purpose, just to get him to "alter his attitude. they had done their homework and chose the right person to put next to this "nice" couple.)

@davidbopp Жыл бұрын

Last year a classmate of mine picked on me in class, backhand slapped him hard enough that he hasn't messed with me since, (also didnt get in trouble, nice)

@davidbopp Жыл бұрын

Messed*, WOW MY GRAMMAR

@factz124 Жыл бұрын

@@davidboppyou can edit the comment by clicking the 3 dots on the upper right corner of the comment

@davidbopp Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@msboon6078 Жыл бұрын

One drunk night me and my sister started calling out this girl who flipped us off. She was sitting center in a pick up with 2 guys at the doors. Well... The guys tried to explain her way out of it. Because they said she was drunk. Thinking my sister and I were tough. We weren't having it.... Finally the guys said screw this. Fine... you girls want to fight it out... And said to the girl this is your problem.... She got out... And she may as well have been 6 ' 12' !!!! Lol she was huge. Bigger than the guys.... My sister and I back peddled outta there so fast... Saying.... Yaaaa you better listen to your guys and get in the truck..... Lol..... She would of unaliver us like a bug on a windshield. We told her!!!!!! Lol. And ran away

@blending_in Жыл бұрын

I love this question, this is gonna be good

@megarhombus7532 Жыл бұрын

Fuck around and find out stories.

@dallasl3688 Жыл бұрын

My story was from 9th grade: this kid who I never had any real opinion about since he wasn't popular and just kind of a loser was on the same volleyball team as I during gym class. I never particularly liked volleyball, I was a runner and a wrestler. So when we would rotate positions and I would end up in front, if the ball was going over my head, I would duck to indicate "I don't got it." Well apparently, this was too much for Tyler Oakman to deal with, so after the other team scored a point after I did this, he threw the ball at the back of my head while I was facing the other way and absolutely drilled me. We weren't even keeping score, it was just gym class. Well I turned around, saw red, and charged him, throwing a flying headlock and proceeded to take him down and choke him out for a few seconds. Then I let him go and the gym teacher (who was also my head wrestling coach) pulled me aside and said, "That was a good takedown," patted me on the shoulder, and didn't even send me to the office. Turns out little Tyler had also crapped his pants at school several years earlier so already had a reputation for being a socially awkward little expletive.

@spamhog Жыл бұрын

Cop car story. Genius thief targeted a private car parked right in front of a police station. Not only is the whole side of the block reserved for police cars (service AND personal) - he targeted the car of a cop who was on duty watching out on cameras. At this point the story gets a bit hazy, with at least one cop running after the thief, some shots fired in the air, and the thief running headlong into a bunch of 5 cops coincidentally walking together toward the station.

@co-jt6gd 2 күн бұрын

I’m surprised the lady in story 13 didn’t shout “THAT’S MY PURSE, I DON’T KNOW YOU!”

@screamoneo 11 ай бұрын

“i… wanna travel the world with her 🥺” holy frick. i know it’s a playful little comment but damn. that’s more beautiful than just saying “i love her.” and i’m gonna use that someday. thank you, narrator

@azlansalman2549 10 ай бұрын

The Nickel Man went crazy.

@ClassifiedRanTom 10 ай бұрын

“I don’t know if John was found guilty or not.” Yes you do, you witnessed it yourself!!

@jordantynkler201 6 ай бұрын

The game in the background really keeps everyone in the video! Very good strategy.

@TheStevedie Жыл бұрын

I want to play Spyro now, lol.

@MaloryGrimes-em1rg Жыл бұрын

LOVE these vids where oc is badass!❤👍

@levilewis8304 Жыл бұрын

The last story was my favorite!!!

@Donkeyearsa 10 ай бұрын

The difference between a hockey game and a boxing match. During a hockey game a boxing match may brake out but you will never see during a boxing match a hockey game brake out.

@SNOW_THE_WOLF Жыл бұрын

3:18 this is true small people can still hurt you but it's funny when you see people realize it irl

@druw7523 Жыл бұрын

Ron got what was coming to him.

@iononcantomascrivo 5 ай бұрын

@14:33 Unfortunately, that kind of parenting has been slowly waning away to nothing these days. Most parents, I've noticed or a fan of “gentle parenting” to the point they have a hands-off approach to raising their children. No accountability, no respect for boundaries and zero regard for the word no being a complete sentence. After all, how can the kids ever be taught these things when it's clear even their parents don't understand those concepts?

@LaPetra7429 11 ай бұрын

Story 3: don't mess with short people they are closer to hell and will bring you with them

@thatoneyokai5109 5 ай бұрын

Mr. KZfaqr: I guess Hockey is the only sport you can fight the other team MMA+: Am I a joke to you

@dcgp4649 Ай бұрын

**Me, just watching the background while listening. No thoughts, head empty** 19:43 "This monkey has a DONG?!' And thats what made me snap back to reality. A poorly placed tail on a weird angle.

@Batzoid Жыл бұрын

I had to give an oath. No court clerk wanted to do it... Any Fng Notary can do it

@modderfox 11 ай бұрын

12:48 I am so using that line when im under threat in a Different U.S. state

@silksongreleasedate5883 10 ай бұрын

dam last girl rizzed the narrator

@Jack_Walten32 9 ай бұрын

Story 1: he wanted revenge

@LegendStormcrow 11 ай бұрын

Coincidentally, I have a CDL driver and cup story. Big slob of a man needed to borrow the company shop truck. A guy he doesn't know shows up with the keys and said they were to drive to the boss's house. So the big guy walks out with him and throws his hotel coffee cup on the ground just to get yelled at by the boss's girlfriend's oldest son.

@Space_Toaster 5 ай бұрын

I got a similar story to number 7 my grandpa is 6,8 engineer that is still working. So him and his wife was driving in a beetle and some big truck guy got road rage and they pulled over as one would, when my grandpa unfolded out of the car my grandma says that the truck guys face went from beet red to white in less than a second and he ran back to his truck and sped off. over

@rivi93 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@darianchristie3260 10 ай бұрын

Last Story: There's definitely a place for Lawful Neutral to shine in a job.

@dancingwolfcraft5751 10 ай бұрын

jhon just shooting the guy is crazy

@thatboredaroace Жыл бұрын

just made the stupid, stupid decision to rewatch "so long nerds". Reddit stories make the pain go away lol

@sakurakittynoir1400 Жыл бұрын

1st story: How f*cking dumb do you have to be to break into a COP CAR???!!!!! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

@Mad_Skeletron Жыл бұрын

It's actually a very quick way to end up inside said car

@sakurakittynoir1400 Жыл бұрын

@@Mad_SkeletronIkr???

@josephadventure4635 10 ай бұрын

12:46 XD as a Wisconsinite myself ( Wisconsinite is what people from Wisconsin are called for those who don’t know ) and I find this hilarious, I am happy that Wisconsin was talked abt cause it’s forgotten. Also yes, people from Wisconsin can gut a deer there is at least 1 person that hunts in every family I know ( I’m 13 so I don’t know a lot of them ) but there r 3 to 4 people who hunt deer on my moms side of my family, 2 people on my dads side plus my dads friends who he calls his brothers and sisters so I call them uncles and aunts, at least 1 person in my class who hunts I’m pretty sure more but I can’t confirm more then 1, and I’m hoping to go hunting for the first time soon.

@TLSoulDude Жыл бұрын

The lesson of story four: respect the nickel or else you'll face the man's wrath.

@storagecontainer3929 10 ай бұрын

Story 5 us the reason why I carry .22LR. I don't trust myself with any 9mm

@bruh5912 10 ай бұрын

Proud of my fellow Wisconsinite.

@SharidanSings Жыл бұрын

Never ever assume you're the toughest in the around. Good chance you're not

@mr.mcgibblets7048 Жыл бұрын

Were you at the chu hi stand? Buffalo was my place, and new tokyo, and popeyes followed by some taliban tacos😅

@spac3dout320 Жыл бұрын

The nickel contains his power

@SenseiRaisen Жыл бұрын

Several moments in my family. Starting with me and my sister's ex. He talk crap about me until my sister literally shut him down and told it will be stop talking or there is a break up. Then it goes into a vendetta for multiple thing ... until i uncover he tamper my sister's PC and her phone. She end up realizing he was a control freak. She dump him in 2019. Then to twist the knive, before the pandemic start, i suggest my sister to buy a new power source and give the PC i give her to my other sister and keep the one she has from him for her, so he can't come to picked it up because the pandemic will hit sooner or later. She still had that Gaming PC. And she buy me a new wireless gamepad as a gift for all the troubles the same day (need a new one because i use a PS2 one with an adapter who brokes not so late before she buy it). My sister when a snoby bank associate try to scam my mother twice ..... he never realize in the entire conversation he was talking to my sister ... A LAWYER in financence and business. I could swear i auditively could heard his color drain from his body the moment my sister start to recite the multiple laws break there and call a supervisor to sort this out. My mom got that solve without even had to paid no more than a quarter of what they ask. My mother ... who can be a karen sometimes... but when it comes to the shittier economy of my country and the fact service tend to be all kind of pricks to not fix them. They get scare shitless to the mention of multiple laws violated too. She can be sweet to those who can attend her well, but the moment someone play fool she became a karen to them. and my dad, who is literally the embodiment of "not mess with him". Gay co-worker try frame him for a some stupid political shit, he call his supervisor and raise a complain with the note of my sister (a lawyer). Guy got dismiss for actually harrass someone in work time and pretend to do nothing. He is literally the most chill dumb guy you can look but never piss him off and you know you're dead.

@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын

You have a badass family.

@Yin-kh4qx Жыл бұрын

I got bullied at school, one time when it happened I had a friend who is maybe 6 3 to 6 5, the kids pushed me, they were under 5 feet tall and probably about 100 lbs., my friend is about 200, my friend charge at them like a bull, they were both knocked flat on their ***s, never messed with when I had my friends around again.

@Yin-kh4qx Жыл бұрын

Also I am 5'4 and about 140, but am a weakling, can lift 25 pounds with one arm at most, I am a math and science genius, who is in the gifted class, and we were in gym, grade 8

@MrClarissacain Жыл бұрын

RE: Court clerks. Can confirm. There's a small town in AZ that ground to a halt for ages because theirs quit Do not f with the court clerks.

@michelleahlstrom9408 4 ай бұрын

I don't understand the cancer center story. What was so scary about the woman taking her wig off? Or did the guy feel bad for cutting off a woman with cancer . . .??

@brodacx2268 10 ай бұрын

Ron just fucked around and found out

@atospro5350 10 ай бұрын

11:04 i think that fighting in ANY sport should be banned, not because there would be a lot of fights, im just worried for these kind of people that are assholes thinking that they won't get hurt for being such idiots

@jerichogarry 10 ай бұрын

Breaking into a cop car? That was a dumb choice from the get go.

@ashjones-zc5dt Жыл бұрын

Maybe he thought the cop left donuts in the car?

@scamazoncrime5165 10 ай бұрын

I intentionally punched myself in front of my bully and luckily got my nose to bleed on my first try. After that before he could run away, I sent him to the floor with my onset of of right handed punches and I made sure that blood came out of his mouth while he was positioned below me.

@TaranVaranYT Жыл бұрын

first story iq of the shady guy: 80

@noahstone3686 Жыл бұрын

Hello

@GabrielHenrique-pq5bo Жыл бұрын

A guy in school messed with me and took my food, my brother broke his nose and sent him to the hospital

@imahuman8825 7 ай бұрын

i never saw one i acted one being a group of 3 girls who not only ruind my 3rd grade expirence and are currently ruining my 5th and ruined the heck out of 4th

@thatboredaroace Жыл бұрын

nickel guy sounds like an indiana jones trap. can't steal the sacred nickel lest you wake the beast

@Bella-hk3ds 2 ай бұрын

15:42 7:42

@GoatyAGoat 11 ай бұрын

I think my favorite one is the woman from Wisconsin with the knife. LETS GO WISCONSINITES!!!!

@charleshines2142 10 ай бұрын

I love it when they are dumb and get their just deserts quicker. I mean really, a cop car. The things have cameras and they are probably motion activated and catch a glimpse of everyone who walks by. I would imagine that they do have more than just dash cameras. Every bit of evidence helps and not everything that happens out there is in front of you. Sometimes it is to the sides or behind you. I just have a front facing camera in my vehicle so that when something happens I will hopefully not be forced to take the blame for something I did not do. People lie and of course lies are meant to come back at them so, lets just speed that process up!!

@Reikotsu 11 ай бұрын

Honestly Ron didn’t exactly deserve it, but was it a surprise? Not really, you fuck around you find out.

@utley 10 ай бұрын

why would anyone want to break into a cop car? Ill tell you why. Service shotgun, an M4 assault rifle thats full auto, a laptop tapped into police information database, expensive radio equipment, possibly surveillance equipment thats worth a pretty penny...plus the car itself. I know a guy in Florida who had a group of 4 people wearing Tyvex suits robbed a police car in his neighborhood and stole about 60k worth of gear out of the vehicle INCLUDING the M4. ATF was involved afterwards. Not sure if they ever caught the perps, but this all happened during the BLM riots in Florida.

@veronicas19 Жыл бұрын

My younger cousin bit me in the arm so I took him and threw him on to the floor and he ended up sliding across the floor.

@kaleblucero8337 7 ай бұрын

I was the person messed with, there was this guy named Adam who had sexually assaulted my lady friend so I was already pissed off about this guys the next week he starts to mess with another one of my lady friends she was dating a guy at the time, let's just say him and I intimidated him enough that by the next week he had moved away mind you this gut weighed at least twice my size

@hdhdhdhdhd283 Жыл бұрын

🎉

@wp9442 Жыл бұрын

This guy can prob do a perfect donald trump impresstion

@THICKSUNNY Жыл бұрын

Yay the original i stil like him more but the new guy is ok

@Otterthepop Жыл бұрын

What is a piece? I can understand every other word in this except ‘Piece’ please help me Edit: In story 5 Edit 2: Thanks, i would delete the comment but I’m gonna leave it in case someone else needs it

@user-bz6mi6tm1q Жыл бұрын

Slang for a specific (broad) class of weapon that is legal in the US but not legal in some other countries. The slang is used to avoid the posts getting moderated.

@sonorangaming449 Жыл бұрын

It means firearm/gun, but generally a handgun/pistol.

@shaereub4450 Жыл бұрын

Some sort of gun (usually pistol).

@w.reidripley1968 Жыл бұрын

A "piece of ordnance."