😂😂😂

Someone on the internet said the sound of mac and cheese kraft dinner being stirred sounds the same as eating pussy but I've never had sex so I can't confirm it, but I have had Kraft Dinners.

Nah, it's all about "sudden illnesses" or "falling out a window" these days. Just ask that [North American airplane manufacturer], they'll tell ya.

Haha. Topical.

​@@aWildZentagram is that manufacturer whose CEO's name is something like McDave McCalhoun?

nah, he is in australia, he is in jail now for calling out corruption

Justice for David McBride!

If he didn’t want to be in jokes he shouldn’t have acted so silly

@@Cromulorf Very true, what a very silly thing to do indeed such a silly guy

@@thehithereman7083 O Jawed your sho shwiwwy.

ohhhhh.....

Somehow a comment spoiling a good punchline always ends up at the very top of the comments list, and somehow KZfaq mobile just shows you it even though you didn't expand the comments section.

"Ha ha ha. And what did you do to get death row?" "I spoke out about war crimes that Australian soldiers committed while serving overseas in a war of American colonialism, which itself was branded as a war on terror but in actual fact sought only to strengthen western influence in the Middle East and radicalised the local population to an even greater degree than they already were. I reported instances of cold-blooded civilian murders, many of whom were defenceless children, and the shameless lack of remorse those soldiers displayed as a result of their actions when they posed alongside their bodies or drank beer out of the deceased's prosthetic limbs. I was charged of my crimes because the administration that I reported all of this to refused to hold those responsible to account, no doubt because of how it would make them look like inept leaders, and in fact accused me of leaking sensitive information that compromised Australia's national security." "Ha, yeah. And what would you eat?" "Ohh, I dunno, probably a Double Whopper Cheese from Hungry Jack's with an Oreo McFlurry."

Didnt boy boy cover this at some point?

​@@burger9788not only that, they took a shower with the guy

We also don't have the death penalty

Yeah, as soon as they said "wicked wings" I could tell that you were gone

They really need to release a cookie

if i had a nickel...

@@xjohnwebsterx you could buy a Jared Fogle sub

Pretty ironic how trying to get into smaller pants was his undoing.

make it a meatball with day old sauce, too

How good are meals

I also love meals. But do you know what I love more than meals? Snacks.

@@TheAuntyDonnaChannelThey are so good

​@Dreinalus but you both love fooood!

meals are actually pretty mid. snacks are where it's at

Can you repeat that? I ate a subway cookie and kinda just blanked that out

We watched the video too

@@cartermorel4275 as someone who didn't watch the video I actually found this comment really helpful

I feel like I did know at some point, but that delicious new Subway cookie made me forget.

Yea, but he recently did some modeling and now he dresses different.

Just let it happen. Don't fight it. It only hurts more if you fight... ~Jared Fogle (probably)

And now in your comment threads

@@TheAuntyDonnaChannel No fucking way.

Tell me, are these "Aunty Donnas" in the room with us right now? If yes what are they eating?

@@ASmartCuttlefish ONE OF THEM SHOWED UP IN MY DREAM AGAIN LAST NIGHT. THEY WON'T LEAVE.

Wait no he’s a nice guy!

He's won awards

Dirtybird, eh? Go out shittin' yaself.

@@suNn.K.O liked this comment simply because it's so aussie, google offered to translate it to english

Or are they executing you as punishment for filling up on cheese?

Underrated comment

Ahhh I got that one

Did you not warn them about going in the kiln?

​@@mattwilkinson5858 reverse psychology, that's how you get them.

just the whistleblowers

@@sgtjonzo yeah for reporting it but the war criminals walk free

Up for appeal in 5 years.

Nog