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8:29 Bionic: "I am becoming more of a brain bigger" Also Bionic: *Tries to craft wheat by placing 2 hay bales*

I just know this is a "old" vid because he isn't bald :)

13:54 Pickles: Why do everyone including Bionic hate me? Bionic fans: He’s alergic to them, did you not pay attension? Pickles: ...

Bionic needs to make merch. If he does I will def buy cuz he’s my fav youtuber

“ diffulcty : lmao you sure “ - minecraft diffuclty 2020

respect that he even managed to stay in the game for so long, i would have rage quitted like at his second death

I love how Bionic talks back to the lmao u sure difficulty

Lol this was honestly a pretty good attempt, good job! is it even worth making it even harder? 😂

"Because you run out of breath hshaisi" Me with asthma: I feel offended

Bionic is going to be in memes when he Raged quit lol weeeeeeee

My mom: **walks into my room** WHY DID YOU BREAK YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN!? Me: because bionic told me to smash the like button

I was laughing so hard when he raged Quit at the end

Items don’t stack Sticks: stack together Wait, that’s illegal

Hardest difficulty: You can’t jump or sprint. Infinite slowness III. Beds can’t be placed. You can only have 7 slots of you inventory. (Reaching the limit will take 1 heart a second) Crafting damages you 1 heart. Every time you walk a block you get more nausea. Infinite weakness III. Mobs have Strength III and Speed II and they are small. Can’t trade. Infinite hunger. You can only eat Rotten Flesh or Spider Eyes. ALL ores come in nuggets and have 50% chance of not dropping. Yes, feet get hurt. 5 hearts. Acid rain. Monsters are charged. Ender dragon is 90% smaller and go to the ground. No enchanting. Diamond tools only. (Seems easy, but you will have to find tools in generated chests) Swords, axes, shovels etc. have 0 attack damage and have 10 attack speed. Hoes deal damage, 1 damage point and 17 attack speed. You cannot walk more than 10 blocks straight. That will kill you instantly. Breaking a block damages half a heart. EVERY MOB CAN KILL YOU. Creepers spawn behind you every minute. Every mob that has the get angry mode will be angry and will be angry with you. Regeneration reduced by 70%. You can’t eat golden apples or enchanted ones. Walking on the desert biome for more than 5 minutes will set you on fire. You breathe. You will die if you stay in water for 10 seconds. You can always give up, but remember that every time you die, 5 TNTs will be activated at your current spawn point with the place and YOU. That’s it yet. I’ll try to add more things.

Alternate title: MINECRAFT , BUT WITH REAL LIFE LOGIC

This is semi-realistic. Things get heavy, you run out of breath when sprinting(even if it's WAY too fast), and it hurts your feet to walk on hard stuff. Although you wouldn't lose hearts from any of this. You would just get slowness II or hunger II/I

Hey bionic try play minecraft uhc blindfoldeded if you dare :D

"You should get some shoes" Yet Bonc already has shoes in MC

Bionic: I’m become more of a brain bigger Also bionic 2 minutes later: I didn’t even know iron nuggets existed

Bionic saying "10 seconds in the video we already found a village" Me:checking the time 1:06 Also me:wtf

I love when Oni-Chan slams the table and makes the camera shake

"Im going to beat the Ender Dragon no matter what it takes!" *i would rather eat pickles and die then play this*

To me bionic is 50 IQ he is good at many things like finding caves, diamonds, gold and lapis and he’s good at building nether portals and PvP

The hardest difficulty has to be the one bionic plays because he only has two brain cells and he still played it.

Bionic: plays minecraft on "hardest" dificulty Fundy: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!!!!!!!

At the end Bionic: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Bionic: OH THEY CAN JUMP OVER IT I FORGOT Us: Yeah sure you forgot

I love ur content it’s soooo good and u post so quick!

2020 is pretty much everyone playing this difficulty

idea: minecraft but theres only 2 slots (With it you have to break a block every 3 seconds)

Bionic: Pain Bionic: What els would it be named Me: Humm how about suffering

YASS BIONIC KNOWS WHO COMMAND GEEK IS ;w;

i just bought warlord rank on ur server ps:UR THE BEST KZfaqR

Game:Running or whatever it... Make you exhausted Me:That Word make me Running out of breath ;-; Me:MY breath is dying lol

Bionic: do you like seeing me complain Me: YES WE DO

Bionic: "-do you just like to see me in pain‽" Me: "well not really but ...lso kinda😂"

Bionic : you LIKE seeing me in PAIN? Us : *Yes, It's satisfying*

Bonc: i have a brain bigger Also bonc: [tries to craft wheat with 2 hay bales]

Omg I have watch This 3 times I love it lol

Hey that robin part "I want to live!" i just watched it a few days ago like i watch one piece. :)

Message to all those Bionic fans: *You're nice unique and awesome. Have a wonderful day!*

13:22 robin said she wanna live

Fun fact: and that’s why bundles made for minecraft 1.17

I hope whoever is reading this is safe during quranatine! Stay safe stay healthy 💕

Bionic you are the best youtuber and HE NEEDS MORE SUBS!!!!

9:36 makes me laugh

7:09 Did anyone notice that this dude just got a stone pickaxe in creative? If he actually crafted one then why did he get the Stone Age achievement

The diamonds killed him, now he has to delete his yt channel 😏

This better be good i was watching goofy grape when i get notifications

bionick: blocks cant stack also bionick: 3:19 2 sticks 4:21 4 bread

Bionic: I'm trying to reach 2 million subs so please :) Subscribers: *Makes Bionic get to 4 million subs instead*

Bionic: "DO U LIKE WATCHING ME IN TORCHER" Me: "HELL YA"

i didnt know that bionic seen one piece

Bionic:this is going to be painful. Me:yes it is

'It didnt say that the baby zombies were that fast bro' me: Thats normal minecraft for ya

I'm still here thinking how you didn't realise using a chest could stack the items

Nobody Bionic at the end of this year,: Looking like Mr clean, except 19 and a gamer Ps- BiOniC pLs lIkE :)

6:39 Da Baby Zombie: Letss go

Bionic:I Only Played For 2 Seconds Me:U Played For 3 Minutes

2020 difficulty: lmao u sure?

To the person reading this: You're amazing stay blessed, stay safe and have an amazing rest of your day!❤️

Bionic: whos the best? Me: you

Bionic: I want to live Also bionic: 10 seconds later whole rather eat something that should kill him than play

"Number... 8!" *_"Burger king foot lettuce"_* Lmao

To the amazing people seeing this: I hope your all doing well and staying positive and following your dreams My dream is 10k. I'm struggling any help would mean alot ❤

Bionic: number 8. Chills: burger king foot lettuce. Me: pfft--

*Bionic: "REEEEEEEEEEEE"*

Ur the best yt ever i love watching ur vids

first

People:Ultra hardcore is hardest Lmao u sure difficulty:hold my diamond nuggets

Bionic: do you like seeing me in pain Me: YESSSS😈

I was the first to dislike, 😂.

Cmon bionic let’s go to the next hard difficulty we reached 30k

Bionic: we already found a village while 10 seconds Me: seeing the video was already a minute

1:27 that music creeps me out and is my nightmare

3.33 bionic: wait you can kill pigs. Me: have you ever played Minecraft dude. *slaps myself*

Command Geek: items dont stack Stick: stacks

1:10 mineplex block hunt for the hiders be like

bionic:why does water damage you? me:u dron with ur feet

I will continue to support u keep it up

At the end, his hunger went down because he was in water and it says "swimming makes you hungry."

10:55 "tell me a reason that you're watching this video" me:*thinks* *closes the video*

You're basically just hurting yourself stop it stop it please you're making me cry

Bionic: into the video 3 mins Also bionic: how r we hungry we literally been breaking wood for 2 seconds

"Hey guys today we are going to be playing minecraft in the hardest difficulty" Top 10 last words

Great video bonic!

The pigs be like not even close technoblade never dies

Yes I liked seeing you in pain This was so funny this cracked me up.

When he said “beds don’t explode? HA jokes on you bc I. Don’t need beds” I think it means for the nether to have a nap instead of ded

do a challenge where you constantly take damage

Bionic :Brain bigger *Cuttely makes wheat stick*

When bionic can't have stack Me:u finnaly feel what I feel

1:02 Bionic: 10 SECONDS INTO THE VIDEO Me making this comment: -_- Not ten seconds Bionic, One minute and two seconds.

Me seeing bionics starter sticks stack: you have done something illegal

cool kid: bionic nerds: all bionic's fans

Even feathers make your inventory heavy!

Bionic: I'll make it to the dragon I don't care what it takes Creative: I can take you there Neumane: no I can

bionic: Reeeeeeeeee ME: * laghing to death*

8:18 i love how he say bruh