Didn´t know there was a type of fish called "JESUS"

Indeed

I dont remember this in the bible

PRAISE THE FISH🤣🤣

Praise the fish!!!

IKR? That's what I said! Well, not exactly, but in the same vein.

Oh dear God, that's disgusting! XD

You put it excellently.

✨A prepared dish of sheared flesh topped with a fetus, with the ability to move and speak, and s e n t i e n c e✨

@@Dragnulls aight but nobody asked

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ur comment is on top, even youtube knows this comment needs more likes.

Lmao it might be true😳

Same, I can’t believe that that ppl think we’d watch something just because it has the word Jesus in it- Like cmon give us quality we’re not mindless robots

​@@RandomQuestionCanYouLeave feels like something you'd find in sunday school at a Pentecostal church (yes there are different types of churches who all have different practices)

Terminalmontage makes cristian kirbo. So i know you are cristian

This movie is actual blasphemy.

@RandomQuestionsCanYouLeave that is debatable (that Christians are mindless robots)

I mean 'Finding Jesus' fits, because you're going to be trying to find Jesus watching this movie

True that.

Hi

I love your animations, they're very creative!

Jesus would be in their Studio flipping over desks and smashing computers with whips

I seriously think you need him too, I mean just look at the content you make!

@@Dragnulls I’m not religious but that’s just rude

@@Dragnulls There’s actually people who follow certain religions as customs and traditions. Next time, respect other people’s cultures.

@@Dragnulls found the sad pathetic atheist.

@@pinkneko13 ignore him, he's either a troll or getting triggered in the replies of every comment lmao

@@Dragnulls Im normally about ignoring these types of people but this is just unacceptable. I'm not religious so I'm not biased when saying this. This is being ignorant and you are literally saying that all religions are cults thereby saying the majority of cultures are cults. You are also implying that at least 380,000 places of worship to be destroyed. Only counting churches in the U.S alone. Not to mention the fact that there are so many other places to worship such as synagogues and mosques in other countries aswell. You're the one with a false idea. The idea that you are superior to the majority of people in the world when that's just not the case. So just accept the fact that you are wrong.

This sounds upsettingly like my ex's emotional abuse...

*inhale* *W O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O R R R R S T*

Same

Me too

Same

Same

time to get the car

LMAOOOO

Honestly, same. I dont even know if therapy could help at this point though

Woahh

Haha

I'll be finding Jesus on purpose...but in a different way than the movie.

I can so easily see my youth group doing the same thing

Same

@A Name Yeah. Please tell the “Christians” that made this about that one part of the Bible. They need a reminder thumped over their head.

Ah yes a person of christianity and culture i agree amen🙏

except the film didn't actually *do * it.. repent, people! edit: i mean that the film doesn't do things, people do. people made the film. people stole the title/concept/whole movie?

So, I started plagiarizing.

God: *damns them* Satan: Welcome to Hell.

"sushi can be a racist stereotype for asian people"

Hello, KZfaq Jesus.

I admit that a first for me. And ive seen killer zombie sushi before.

The racist man ate sushi.

You clearly haven't been in Twitter in a while Good for you

Same, goddamn im cured!

@@Dragnulls I personally don't have a religion but people are allowed to believe what they want. If someone wants to have a religion, they can and shouldn't get made fun of for it. Please be respectful.

@@yoongistangerine4617 ignore him, he's either a troll or getting triggered in the replies of every comment lmao

@@Dragnulls you can have your opinions but just be respectful. And someone believing in a religion is different than someone thinking the earth is flat.

@@Dragnulls i dont believe in god(s) but if believing in something gives people emotional strength then sure let them? as long as theyre not hurting anyone? my mom is a christian and if believing in god helps her through domestic abuse, she should be allowed to. i dont get the “BUT IT WILL BE DEVASTATING TO LEARN GODS ARENT REAL SO FALSE BELIEFS DO MORE HARM THAN GOOD!!1!1!1!” argument either because the only way for a believer to find out is to let them die and see if theres afterlife, which doesnt matter because people will die happily if you believe theres no afterlife so much. as long as the outcome is good, who fucking cares, if youre so immature you cant stand people not believing in something you think is true so religious people annoy you for existing, thats a you problem. you sound like some 14 yo edgy kid who thinks hating religions is cool and makes you look smart when it takes so much more to look educated than shouting shit literally everyone knows in public.

If offensive content be something you wish "RACIST SUSHI FISH" Then put on a copy of Finding Jesus "RACIST SUSHI FISH"

actual gold

RACIST SUSHI FISH RACIST SUSHI FISH RACIIIIIIIST SUUSHI FIIIIIIIISH

HAHA Eats sushi*

Say that 5 times fast

I think they made that too.

@@hola_my_name_is_Paans Yeah

Only 2 likes on a verified comment? WOW Edit: bruh

Northflower oh heyo North! Love your content!

😂🤣 the Caleb n sofia stuff is terrible. *I'm an ex JW.

sdfg

I used to be in that religion and have to watch those cartoons, thankfully my family realized it was all shit and we no longer praise Jesus

Sad that the only replies were spammers

@@Dragnulls spamming is dumb and stupid

sdfg

@@Dragnulls not dumb

God: I wish I knew

'Kay, but you don't speak for all Japanese folks.

@@Rad-Dude63andathird nor do you

@@Rebrn-bk5em Nor do you?? We can keep this going forever lmao

@@Rad-Dude63andathirdno one speaks for everyone except everyone itself

@@quandal1633you’re speaking like "everyone" is just one person named everyone

lol

He'd probably cringe at more than half the lame stuff the christian "entertainment industry" churns out. XD

I feel bad for Jesus ngl

@@tenshimoon Tbf Jesus would seriously be offended at modern christianity, since he mostly preached equality between people and loving everyone as much as yourself, which modern christianity is very hypocritical about (Not normal christians, I mean churches and christian publicators).

@@tragedyplustime8271 wholeheartedly agree. The modern church would probably judge & ostracize him just like the religious leaders back then did. A ton of parallels to today's church leaders

The Christian musical rip-off of the rip-off HIM: *HYMN*

@@matthewroberts3125 you sir get a like

Bold of you to assume christians who make these movies respect gender identity

not related to the comment, but Chiaki best girl

i immediately thought of him from powerpuff girls for some reason

Me a definitive atheist: should I be scared? 🤔

@@DekuDunkstar Wait of Jesus could walk on water FISH JESUS CAN WALK ON LAND

@@DekuDunkstar HOLY FIIIIIIISH

@@torakunoichiBatter-fry them all, then let God sort 'em out!

@@goofball5182 well now that sounds like the blasphemy of evolution right there

@@Dragnulls good for you

@Dwight Kurt Schrute III Maybe they're a disciple of the devil :p

​@@sleepykitty8918 Nah, probs just a 16-year-old boy who is insecure about his own beliefs and feels the need to be a dipshit to random people online. And this is coming from an agnostic atheist. I mean, I have no idea why he said religion is fake. It is quite obvious he doesn't understand what the term religion even means. Because some religions are a way of life and thinking rather than a belief system of faith. And nobody knows what happens after death. We do know however that our energy is dispersed back into the universe. And not all religions are false since like I said, some are a way of life, being, and thinking, which means it is a subjective opinion on his part when it comes to things like that. So there is no true or false when it comes to religions like that. He is more than likely an ignorant fucking idiot who thinks religion = God.

@@diegobrando1960 I try to understand people's point of view and motivations before coming to a conclusion. Sometimes it turns out they're okay people.

@@sleepykitty8918 Trust me, I thought the exact same way as him until I learned more and more about religion in order to survive in a school that oppresses and harms those who are not Christian, straight, cis, white, and male. The difference is that I never spoke, even online, of my opinion. It was a very toxic way of thinking and these types of people tend to be willfully ignorant or just assholes. And more than likely he is just a troll since he is doing this to a lot of the comments in this section. I never said that he is what I called him, I just said he probably is and/ or might be. I'm also just assuming his sex and/ or gender since most of the time, these types of people tend to be male. Believe me, I am not a supporter of religions if they are harmful in any way, but I also don't go around screaming that all religions are there to create harm. He obviously never heard of Judaism or some of the matriarchal religions which are peaceful and a way of life. I can't stand that kind of one-dimensional thinking people like that have. It only causes issues one way or another. I never made a conclusion on who the commenter is, I said might and probably. Though I do understand what you are saying and that is a good way of thinking.

Agreed!!

I misread thumping as humping.

@@terricaspersen7498 "Bible humping Karens" Lmao

@@terricaspersen7498 O_o

Agreed. As a loyal Christian I can agree to so much extend that this is racist and I was genuinely offended.

Preach. God bless.

As an Atheist: Not your fault. There will always be opportunistic vultures who try to exploit people's faith for profit.

@@blacksun3884 ya I agree... As sad as it is, it’s true

@@blacksun3884 ah, true

@@blacksun3884 Thank you for acknowledging that.

and veggietales

and bruce almighty

@@carp2567 My childhood

Blasphemous is pretty rad.

sdf

You mean god cuz Jesus didnt exist in that era

*biblical. And you're right. It's one of the only good ones and I wish there were more like it.

Joseph: King of Dreams is another good one. It’s made by Dreamworks and has the same art style of King of Egypt

It's not a Jesus movie or even a Christian movie. It's a Jewish movie so it isn't even related to the Jesus shit we see today.

@@WatsonAndDaughter it's still a Bible story

LMFAOOOO

I died

Self Burn, respect.

@@gamegenie4617 so incredibly accurate

@@gamegenie4617 amen

He multiplied them magically, too!

@@Dragnulls that was not only completely and utterly unrelated to what was mentioned in the comments, but also rude. If you are so confident that there is no life after death, then it shouldn't even matter to you what others choose to believe

@@Dragnulls Let me believe what I want. If there is no life after death then what’s the big deal? What does it matter to you if someone believes in God or multiple Gods, it doesn’t affect your life does it? Then why whine about it?

@@Dragnulls What makes you so sure religion is fake? Religion has never been a matter of facts, so that's pointless to bring up in discussion about its existence. Religion itself has always been subjective, with different interpretations being found virtually anywhere. This is all to say that telling someone their religion isn't real when you clearly can't provide evidence that there is no God after life either is just ignorant, and is just unreasonable in a logical argument

@@Dragnulls But you're still trying to use facts to disprove something that has never been about facts to begin with. When I say religion is subjective, I mean it varies widely depending on the place, time period, and other factors that may have contributed to someone believing the way they do. Purely speaking on a completely scientific basis, religion is illogical. However, just because something is illogical doesn't make it wrong. Things that we would have never thought to be logical 50 years ago are now a modern part of our world. You are free to believe anyway you want; I'm not going to shove my beliefs in your face, but saying all religion is wrong just because science hasn't proved it goes against the idea of religion; belief in something we don't understand

He wouldn't want anything to do with it lol

They couldn’t find him

@@humanperson6372 because it’s cursed

They are still trying to find him. I smell a fishy sequel. lol.

I bet its like "Jesus was inside us all along". xD

You're right, it does!

Could pass for a KZfaq Poop too

it legit looks like the format of Charlie the Unicorn

Just 10 times worse

lol, yes

Your chihiro pfp accompanies this comment so well for some reason

I freaking love your pfp

@@himynameisoliver Thank you :>

always and forever, muggles

Honestly I was so close to doing this, also Chihiro yes

For Real?

Maybe They're Trying To Rip Them Off Too 😔

I'd watch it!

You mean I'd watch THAT.

It, him, and that need to fight to see who is the best pronoun

Ripoffs are like : starring nicole box, don cheeto,Michelle Myers

@@logankelley6254 Don't forget Us

Saber should rewive HIM

@@presentthough3417 its not animation tho, at that point he should just be a movie review channel

@@gorefeind5158 He sholud still rewive it.

@@Dragnulls *I am very offended at this.*

@@Dragnulls No, not good. Sure, I dislike this movie but uh- You went a little bit too much for me. I could be a child for all you know, think about what you say before you do it.

The same thing, a lot of the time. Countless deconversion stories basically go "read the Bible, shit didn't add up to me" lol

@@azuregriffin1116 thats basically what I was going to say

@@azuregriffin1116 Yeah... I can't believe I believed that the entire world was made in a week. That makes no sense!

@@sk1ttlz904 of course in The Prince of Egypt, they neglect to mention God deliverately hardening the pharoah's heart, if I recall rightly.

@@sk1ttlz904 Well, the entire universe apparently

@@joshroehl6098 Didn't fancy learning to sing before trying a music career?

It's called creative barrowing.

@@spacedinosaur8733 OK wanna read my new book? Its about a magic baby called Cheesus. He performed magic tricks and feed a bunch of people with just 1 mountain dew and a variety pack of doritos. Eventually he said some thing people didnt like on twitter and he got straight up crucified.

This movie belongs to the streets

Lol exactly!

Amen

I would type what I remember of the Veggie Tale theme here but I don’t feel like it so I hope you get the hope.

@@ImprisionArchieves we live in a society a beedrill society

@@aftertheelectrike1847 That is horrible pun off of my horrible pun, but that was also hilarious good job.

@@ImprisionArchieves Pun-ception, perhaps? Idk, I just find your name funny and made the easiest joke I could. :)

We tried to exorcise the movie. But the demon was too powerful. I was the only one who survived.

@@Vulpilux hopefully we can get the demon soon

I need a Jesus to clobba that there demon

Did you know that old christian churches aren't "pro-life"? Yeah, they even execute pagan children. Cool, right?

*Too late for prayers*

"AHA! Asians!"

This movie looks idiotic, but when did an accent become automatically racist 🙄

@@vystorm I hope you aren't being serious. Because otherwise you're telling me you looked at a sushi roll with a Japanese flag on it's head and a completely over the top and fake Japanese accent and thought "how could this possibly be racist?" Suppose you don't a problem with minstrel shows either?

@@LilSpghetti There are so many things in the world worth defending, why is racist sushi what you want to argue about?

@@GippyHappy you’re right it’s not even worth it. I just argue online cuz I’m bored and I just hate life. I just like to be the devils advocate because I’m not mentally well, and it just takes a toll on me. In fact I even agree with you mostly. Idk I’m just not well. I don’t even want to be alive anymore

Ah yes, someone who wants accuracy yes

@@cancercancer2740 To be fair the movie looks bad enough even without the inaccuracies

"I'm offishily dead."

Good catch! [smirks]

This is NOT right.

Underrated comment

More like shit

I acnt breath🤣🤣🤣

Gottem

0 times but I’m bisexual so

Well technically since the fish eggs aren’t fertilized, it would just be the eggs. Wich wouldn’t make it any better xd

That’s just terrifying...

@@batwolfy7044 It would look like jizz since human eggs are only to be seen properly with a microscope

@@cottoncandy2023 rather; it would look like period since human males don't typically produce eggs,

@@batwolfy7044 we dont know if they weren't fertilized, we just know they hadn't started development yet. Creepy.

I kermeted suicide

I would also like to apologize on behalf of Christians, please and thank you

Nah, it's the fault of shameless pastors who don't love what they're doing.

Its not your fault

Same... This movie makes me want to get the holy bleach

.🗿

@@joshroehl6098 no self promoter

Ahahahaaa nice joke bro Edit: imma have my friend sub to you so you’ll have 100 subs Final edit: Today is the day you’ve earned 100 subs be proud my dude!

@@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai The best senpai.

@@deadmemeresurrecter2828 Thank you so much!

At least some are funny.

At least, some are fuRRy. But Saberspark is NOT a fur...ious person who, etc., etc. Just read my older comments, o.k.?

the furry christian reviewer

The latter was Goodnight Kevin's schtick.

Right, it's like this was made for him specifically.

He sounds like a psalty old coot.

God of hyperdeath citing bible passages is a funny thing

Hehehe...

@@asenseofyarning5614 He only did it because it was these fish and they deserved to perish

@@asenseofyarning5614 You're funny

And that's how I stoped being depressed also😎

One can not be depressed if they experience less emotion than the adverse human being, they can only be semi-depressed.

Ethan no!

Stop it, get some help

Exactly they were so unhelpful they were just like well LIFE IS A GIFT AND JESUS IS THERE

Yes, it is indeed real shit.

@@mysticartist308 Not fake sh*t. Real, it exists.

As a south east Asian,I saw that sushi fish made me go WOIIII!

@Alex Wells yes the "animation" 😎

That animation was pretty weird. But it was a parody of kids movies, so I get the appeal.

@Alex Wells the slave-made animation yes lol

It looks like something from don't hug me I'm scared if anyone still knows it

Sausage Party is actually meant to be a weird satire so it makes more sense to have these strange stereotypical food characters while in this movie, Mr Sushi is a stereotype meant to be taken seriously.

That’s not elevator music there has to be something worse than that in his mind

@@ImprisionArchieves pumped up kicks?

ORRRRRRR christian rap but clean

@@froggers8945 I would be guessing the later

Clown themed deathmetal ("Clowncore" for the unofficiated)

How are you everywhere? 🗿

He’s the new Justin Y

Yes, very true

All I know about you is we watch the same KZfaqrs, you apparently are everywhere, and that you should get back to work. You should pay these comments for their PR work lol!

is that good?or bad?

Kore ga Requiem da

Puoi cantare canzoni di tristezza in un mondo senza tempo

Random jojo ref lol

“Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished.” Sounds like the plot of Dark Souls in a nutshell.

@@AlastorAltruistGaming jojo

Offset timecode. 0:10

Also Lion King isn't Pixar

Holy shot… that is actually really dark. But hilarious

A corpse with consciousness. Isn't that just called being alive?

@@bopply2616 sushi is made of flesh from dead fish (among other ingredients), so in this case I think it would be more like a zombie

@@nunkatsu oh yeah true

@@nunkatsu or like a Picasso of flesh

Under the sink, left side next to the draino. More of a pixar short than a movie

Finding The grim reaper

We need to wash the clothes How did we lose the bleach

@@Zarmdthecoolest TidePods and Bleach, my favorite breakfast cereal

@Hunter Ansorge behind the walmart at about 3 am on a tuesday, bring 60$ and call the boss baby, then spiderman and elsa will appear out of a youtube video to give you your smack

ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very hot girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 de*d orangutans oh nooo) in my perfect videos that most people consider to be the reason of life! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid arous

you probably put more thought into this than the creators

Yay! We found him!

@@AxxLAfriku no one cares about your relationship with your sisters.

I- You're right!

How dare you make us remember that cursed fanfiction

I’m so ashamed that I get this

Wait what quote is this from?

@@gracekim25 Oh..you innocent soul.. It's from a fanfic called Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles. It is...very strange..

@SaveTheBest nice b8 m8