Attempt number two at asking Christian to buy a green screen suit so that its just his head and a microphone floating

You forgot about the guy who shops at Zumiez and wears a lot of skateboarding type clothing but has never skateboarded in their entire life.

you’ve exposed so many styles of clothing that I literally just wear garbage bags now like not even underwear or anything, just a huge garbage bag

can we take a moment to appreciate how he’s mixed comedy with streetwear and has given us the best streetwear channel ever. What a lad

christian revive the “how to dress like ___” series

we need a white vans giveaway for when christian hits 1 mil

Me: Hahaha christian is funny bully Christian: Uniqlo Cheapass me who can't afford other brands: Oh No

the UNIQLO part exposed me... everything u said applied to me, listening to soundcloud, not spending too much money for stuff, food @home/cooking FOR my self and EVEN THE X BOX 360 PROFILE PICTURE

Damn Christian is about to be at 1 million

me: haha yeah make fun of these plebs christian: *mentions uniqlones* me: i feel personally attacked.

Damn He just really wants everyone to know he plays guitar

Pls don’t attack frank ocean stans we’re sad enough already

Oh boy Christian uploaded..can’t wait to get roasted 😔✊

you've never really addressed my style (mostly because I'm a girl lol) but this time you hit the nail on the head with my best friend, who is 1000% a golf guy. he listens to tyler, brockhampton, and frank ocean and I constantly see him in golf clothing. I was so surprised when you described him perfectly, he even smells like sweat sometimes 😭

Ahah love this video, Christian. My mom even wanted to watch this one with me. Can’t wait for you to hit 1 million, you deserve it.

Keep smashing it my guy! You always know what you're talking about - and you're hella funny. 1MIL let's gooooooooo

so close to a million my guy!

The king is back

I spent so long trying to find the where’s Waldo and just realised he covered it with the golf boy...

“Crying with your windows down smoking a cigarette “ I am him 😔

Where's that Uniqlo X Respect Women collab? (What your style says about you part 1, minimalist boi) 😂😂😂

Ad ends at 6:07

The only guy who roast my outfit and I find it fun.

oh god the trail explanation of Uniqlo was scarily accurate, its all I wear

I love this so much I'm watching it again in the morning .

Why haven’t you called out workwear bois yet Christian? I want to be railed

Let’s gooo 1 mill subs, congratulations 👊🏼

If there are Germans here you know what you thought of when the rude boy came.

"also you guys smell like sweat and arizona green tea" **Iowers tea can** Hey I don't smell like sweat, thank you very much

You grew so much man I remember when u just started dropping merch like I feel like a proud dad for some reason 😂

I found out about Cav Empt through G Jones and your description is pretty spot on for that one.

That o’reily ad reference bit really hit my soul

CONGRATS ON A MIL SUBS!!!🥺🤧🎉 love ur vids they helped me a lot😅

The way you've described me even though I only went to uniqlo once

Happy 1 Million Subscribers Frugal

So on point with the Veku and Rhude bit. 😂

this gotta be the most accurate vid ive seen yet

this has just turned into christian just doing stand up in front of a green screen

Hit this uniclone deep.... Good vid.

Bruh I’ve been following for a long ass time and you’ve been authentic through and through , cool ass dude BRUV

Bruh every time I watch his videos, I want to smash that subscribed button but then realize I'm already subbed.

The quarantine has already got to him. Now we're just watching to see how deep it'll go.

I’m watching this just now and your Uniqlo X-Box comparison was exactly spot on for me. Scary shit

These roasts are so on point that I'm lowkey in my feelings right now. 😁 Pain 😁

-Got a nice deal on Black Static Supreme T today -Christian absolutely destroys colorful striped shirts forever feelsbadman uwu

That Cav Empt takedown was hilarious.

My god I just started KZfaq and Jesus I’ve realised how hard editing can be. You really take your time editing your videos!

Ayy it's been a while since one of these. It was these sort of vids that got me watching your vids

soo close to 1 million subs dude! respect women 2020

"SUPRISE SUPRISE THE KING IS BACK" - Christian

that O'Reilly pandora ad-mock was felt deeeeeep

Your presentation and edit work is why your different good job man

8:34 ah I see, a fellow man of culture 🤝

I lost it when you started singing the O'Reilly's jingle 😂

yo that uniqlo nice guy with the panda profile pic was a clever analogy, ngl I laughed a bit.

this video is hilarious youre a good writer man honestly talented thats why this channel pops off

Yk what I like about this channel is that I bet a lot of guys show up for the memes but leave in some interest of clothing

I want a “How To Dress Like Christian Villanueva” video next! 👌🏼🔥🖤

3:15 those 2 second of actual music is feeling lonely by boy pablo

I started cracking up when u brought up a bunch of Blake linders thumbnails 🤣🤣

‘I don’t need to wipe my ass this much’ 🤣🤣 Strong start there, Christian 👌

i watched this video baked and it’s the funniest shit i’ve seen in so long 😂😂

Bruh holyyyy shit ur almost at a mil. I remember using ur early videos to get inspo n shi

cant get much better than the white on white strat with a pau ferro or rosewood board

I feel personally attacked with the 5” inseam for a 5’5” guy. Shorter inseams make my legs look longer. Or something like that.

Rhude boy or as we call it in Germany: Peso hoodie mit dickem Stoff auf knax angelehnt.

love the Pleasures brand. rescent marylyn manson drop was really good

my guy got me headbanging at the most unexpected moments

So we ain’t gone talk bout how he’s 4K away from 1 mil? No? Oh.

Christian after dropping a bag for a geombasket: lmao im such an apricot

Ayo clutch for giving us that late night video

The artists named on the “vibey playlist” got me. (I listen to 90% of those guys).

10:14 found Wado, top right, above the samurai next to his flag.

You know what's hella Veku? Puma and Rhude's collab on the Alteration sneakers

Want to see your take on the vintage work wear / Jordan 1 and dunk High Guy

Congrats on 1M bro!

I really want sumone to roast tf out of him the same way he does it to us

I swear I’m watching this video with my uniqlo shirt, eating noodle with wire earphones 😂

Mayneeee i was waiting for my style to pop up

YOOO THANK YOU PARKS AND REC BETTER IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL EVERYONE

Dam, I am hella cavempty inside, nailed it on the head haha

i love the fact people believe in zodiac signs it makes me giggle.

Bout to hit a millie congrats bro

Bruh why do I watch these videos. I literally have nothing to do with street fashion and tbh a lot of it seems wayyyy overhyped to me, but I still watch EVERY SINGLE one of these videos and stay thoroughly entertained the entire way through.

Christian: I care abt u money me: wut money?

I genuinely want to meet this guy, I found him not too long ago and he is so fucking funny

Omg I did use the panda Xbox avatar and I've been into Uniqlo since starting to try out non alternative/indie fashion.

Lmao didn’t expect OSRS here. Early grats on 1m subs

This is one of the dopest clothing news channels ever!

Talkin bout how the GOLF bois are short, but Christian is short too Also I'm a Capricorn too

Congrats on 1 mil

Congrats on 1mil bro, keep it up!

I feel attacked about the A$AP Rocky, Mac DeMarco, Pouya, and sitting in your beamer crying while smoking ciggies, I don't dress like them but I do everything they do🥺😳

Who else actually took the time to find Waldo? 😂🤣 10:03

OMG YOU ARE ABOUT TO HIT ONE MILLION!!! ITS 999k RIGHT NOW

Congrats on 1Mil bro

when you are to early for the funny jokes

when he said google chrome color pallet, that hurt

You truly are the fashion horoscope guy.

Bro you're almost on 1million subscribers 😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🥇