ok a few things 1. again, this is not my audio, and a lot of the lines in her videos are very specific to the media she’s talking about so i had to work with what i had-if a ship wasn’t going to fit any of them, i didn’t put it in 2. i am genuinely sorry that petra isn’t in this though-i think how this happened is that i listened to a clip and used the first ship that came to mind, i didn’t look at a ship and try to find a clip that would work but the only petra ship i really think about in my brain is doropetra which would have been gals being pals which i already used for marihilda also a lot of petra ships are just like. this is very cute and sweet (same w marianne) which there wasn’t an audio for or would need something more specific that i didn’t have anyway this is a fire emblem ship video i am one person i cannot cover everything it is really not that serious
@acedelta123 жыл бұрын
*YOU LEFT OUT PETRA?!*
@shuasguitar76423 жыл бұрын
Ulysse Leclair the original creator came out as a trans woman after i uploaded this video, so i made sure to correct her pronouns in the description. please do not misgender her.
@Kefkaownsall3 жыл бұрын
The inherent eroticism of the sea
@starsapphire65222 жыл бұрын
These are so on point tho! Great job
@no-el1nl4 жыл бұрын
I love how the ship name for Annette and Felix is called "Netflix" sometimes.
@kitkat120214 жыл бұрын
Netteflix
@rafvs1424 жыл бұрын
Best ship
@MidnightCapricorn26963 жыл бұрын
Whomever came up with that is a genius.
@rayquazadinosaur37323 жыл бұрын
Props to the guy who came up with this
@IcyLapis3 жыл бұрын
Netflix and chill
@pablomiyazawa304 жыл бұрын
i love how everyone agrees that mercie PEGS
@aprinnyonbreak12904 жыл бұрын
It's always the sweet ones. That and them Death Knight genes.
@shinyblue47744 жыл бұрын
She's the biggest fucking top in the Blue Lions Jeritza is so fucking proud
@joemama-qy4fb4 жыл бұрын
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Suddenly I'm imagining Mercedes as the Death Knight in an alternate reality.
@dragames4 жыл бұрын
Well of course, haven't you seen Mercie handle anyone? She knows their shit and doesn't seem bothered by it. Sylvain tries to charm her, she lets him know she knows, but doesn't care, and even plays along with it. Absolutely a pegger. Almost everyone else seems bothered by the slightest 'inconvenience' and oblivious to the world around them (well... except Dorothea)
@googleyoutubename58784 жыл бұрын
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 hold on her *what* genes??? I haven't played 3 houses and only read some plot summaries so I don't know the relation but somehow that's more surprising than her topping/pegging lol
@moonlight28704 жыл бұрын
Petra x Dorothea: you're a lesbian that latches on to any form of representation, even if it's lightly implied at best.
@ola-ro1bl3 жыл бұрын
JDKCJKDBDK WHY DID U HAVE TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT
@Pigmedog3 жыл бұрын
Ingrid x Dorothea: Seriously these two eyefuck so much its three steps and a priest short of marriage already
@cyclonyx65313 жыл бұрын
Actualy I think that's one of the most explicit lesbian ships without F!Byleth, and that's my favorite ship for this reason alone (oh and also because I adore Dorothea and love Petra) x)
@wanderlustwarrior3 жыл бұрын
Eh, I'm a straight man, but I ship it, and it looks to me like the implication was heavy.
@moonlight28703 жыл бұрын
@@wanderlustwarrior that's gay, man
@aprinnyonbreak12904 жыл бұрын
Lysithea X Linheart You are an inherrant believer that true love means less than curing cancer
@distressedhuebird13874 жыл бұрын
Or you just want the best for lysithea and honestly who wouldnt?
@noriakikakyoin44304 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, that’s true.
@mr.krustykrust4 жыл бұрын
Haven’t seen their paired, but does he manage to remove her crests?
@distressedhuebird13874 жыл бұрын
@@mr.krustykrust yeah its definitely her best ending as she gets to live a long life and get married.
@somethingcreative33074 жыл бұрын
shinybuizel 456 she gets her crests removed when she marry’s byleth too
@cosmicninja694 жыл бұрын
Caspar x Hilda (one of my favorites): "I see you don't have a lifeguard here at your beach~." "I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub!"
@justsomeguywithaquestionab31754 жыл бұрын
To me that reminds me of Caspar x Dorothea. XD
@lampshade71893 жыл бұрын
This is highly accurate
@waitlexist34363 жыл бұрын
Accurate I loved their support convo's lmao
@gabotinus31683 жыл бұрын
Caspar x Bernie (Caspar is the lifeguard in this scenario)
@kres60093 жыл бұрын
This is so weirdly spot on given their A support. Caspar being Caspar 😂
@MrVlodato4 жыл бұрын
i will never get Dorothea pegging Ferdinand out of my head
@alexanderharrison74213 жыл бұрын
Mercedes Topping and Dorothea Pegging are strange to think about but makes perfect sense
@aprinnyonbreak12903 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderharrison7421 Eh, not strange at all. Mercie has some hardcore mojo goin' on.
@Cure-Skywalker3 жыл бұрын
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Japanese audio she "Ara Ara"s so you know
@anthonystrangio3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think Leonie x Lorenz is the most iconic example but that works too
@aprinnyonbreak12903 жыл бұрын
@@anthonystrangio Not sure about that one. Leonie doesn't really give off the vibe.
@ophelia80194 жыл бұрын
BylethxDimitri I am in fact NOT a heterosexual but whenever Dimitri enters the scene I do, in fact, feel like I am
@scottgagnon61364 жыл бұрын
You like trauma
@ophelia80194 жыл бұрын
@@scottgagnon6136 yeah no I was Dimitri trash from the second he akwardly tried to recruit me, my good sir
@Thehipsteremo4 жыл бұрын
Your account being Ophelia makes your comment 10× better.
@ophelia80194 жыл бұрын
@@Thehipsteremo I thank you my good fellow person!
@scottgagnon61364 жыл бұрын
Well, he has the best character ark, but claude has the best charictar. Dimitri was my first house because I liked him and his troop a lot, but I like claude battles and interactions better. And the best thing... with claude you get the creepy creepy creep song :3
@shiyvia4 жыл бұрын
I love that he's says "you are heterosexual" like the worst possible insult to you
@shinyblue47743 жыл бұрын
Because it is(?
@shoretrooper743 жыл бұрын
@@shinyblue4774 how?
@mi0_4o43 жыл бұрын
@@shoretrooper74 r/arethestraightsok
@shoretrooper743 жыл бұрын
@@mi0_4o4 r/Idonthavereddit
@frisolaxod38353 жыл бұрын
It's a she, but yeah it's really funny lmao
@Vivat_Veritas4 жыл бұрын
The absolute gutpunch that was "You are heterosexual" with F!Byleth/Dimitri to start off the video left me no other choice than to leave a like
@megalaplace44144 жыл бұрын
Now Sylvix may not be my *favourite* ship but that description was on point
@Gladiolus083 жыл бұрын
How can you not?
@razrv3lc3 жыл бұрын
@@Gladiolus08 because they've both got better pairings + felix always seems fed up with Sylvain lol
@Gladiolus083 жыл бұрын
@@razrv3lc I guess but I loved the BL sylvix pairing (but we don’t talk about the other routes because that hits way to hard) sylvix will always hold a special place in my heart, there’s some amazing Fanfics out there for them too. If it’s not your cup of tea then fine- I’m a massive sucker for it
@Gladiolus083 жыл бұрын
@@razrv3lc plus Felix always seems fed up with everybody tbh. I could write you an essay about the complexity of Felix’s character and how he’s not just another pointless tsundere. Sorry you probably don’t want to hear me blab on about this I wish you a lovely day!
@razrv3lc3 жыл бұрын
@@Gladiolus08 I love fanfics. I just fell for the Felix/Annette pairing when I first played and can’t bear to see either of them with anyone else, not even the player avatar. Plus I love Sylvain and Ingrid together too so it makes Sylvix impossible for me. I love both of them but not together.
@starrodpiplup4 жыл бұрын
Ayy Ashenette was on here. Ashe faced his fear of ghosts for Annie and it was the cutest thing and golly they're so pure together
@shuasguitar76424 жыл бұрын
that's one of my favorite supports!! annette and ashe are my top 2 favorite characters i love them a lot they're adorable
@krillius53644 жыл бұрын
shuasguitar Finally, a man who GETS IT!
@kaboom61274 жыл бұрын
I love that too while I did prefer Mercedes and Ashe
@SelemaTatsuhiko3 жыл бұрын
Sylvain x Dimitri: You believe in the inherent eroticism of two trucks holding hands, two trucks holding hands, the passion, the passion, my big fat heart expands
@aprinnyonbreak12904 жыл бұрын
Leonie X most people You think poverty and alcoholism are an entertaining combination
@floricel_1124 жыл бұрын
Or I'm just into tomboys
@deella.33394 жыл бұрын
Leonie x Felix: *you really like clowns*
@wanderlustwarrior3 жыл бұрын
Leonie/Lorenz = friends to lovers
@GeraltofRivia22 Жыл бұрын
That's why I pair her with Seteth. They both end up chilling and fishing together.
@GeraltofRivia22 Жыл бұрын
@@wanderlustwarrior I love how people ship Leonie x Lorenz simply because there aren't really any other options.
@scarletmarvel99564 жыл бұрын
Byleth x Felix: “I can’t guarantee that YOU wrote Draco x self insert fanfics growing up, but it’s also a very real possibility” Me: No, cuz I love sword pals 😩👌
@shirakaya79824 жыл бұрын
I just recently fell in love with this ship, but I wasn't really that much of a fan of Harry Potter, so no to that one, too. But maybe if... hahahaha
@scarletmarvel99564 жыл бұрын
@@shirakaya7982 Finally someone that likes the ship too now I'm not lonely lol
@shirakaya79824 жыл бұрын
@@scarletmarvel9956
@scarletmarvel99564 жыл бұрын
@@shirakaya7982 Wait was this your first FE3H playthrough? If it was, damm
@shirakaya79824 жыл бұрын
@@scarletmarvel9956 Second actually, my first was BE. I might be biased against Dimitri cause I could somehow relate to Edelgard's wishes for a revolution/social change. But, man, the way he treated Byleth, the war, and other people just infuriated me. The worst was how Gilbert and Rodrigue handled him.
@AverageWagie4 жыл бұрын
If we're including Ashen Wolves, I think the YurixBernie ending is very sweet. He actually helps her overcome her anxiety and grow as a person.
@juliansenfr2 жыл бұрын
Raphael does too Plus he's like the most relatable
@artificialaceattorney6822 Жыл бұрын
Bernadetta overcomes her anxiety if paired with Hubert, as she surveys the far reaches of the Empire.
@bificommander7472 Жыл бұрын
I like her with Ferdinand, mostly because he apologizes in his B support for "helping" her with her anxiety by trying to drag her outside during the C support. Also, their A support is cute.
@LuriTV4 жыл бұрын
WHAT? Not a single Petra one? Like Petra x Dorothea: You are thinking turning straight girls into gay is possible, if the right one comes around...
@shuasguitar76424 жыл бұрын
ah that's my bad! i think petra and dorothea would be a good ol' girls being friends...gals being pals
@LuriTV4 жыл бұрын
@@shuasguitar7642 Well I do not blame you. Yes, Petras overwhelmingy fontness of everyone and her mostly perfect demeanour can be a bit offputting for her beeing in an interesting relationship. But for me she is a very interesting character especially in this case: She is actually the heir for the Brigids crown and her people will expect her to bear a new successor to the throne in her future marriage. So she needs a male fellow on her side to satisfy those deeds. Also this is why she will never go on lightly on female compassions for this, so fByleth was out of her league. But Dorothea was as lovely and charming and actually drawn to her Petra couldn't actually resist her. For Dorothea and for Dorothea only she changed the rules of Brigid and started a new Reign with her girlfriend and later wife on the side.
@aprinnyonbreak12904 жыл бұрын
The Petra dynamic to me comes off as her being attracted to nearly everyone, but not expressing this particularly well, leading her to only end up in relationships with people willing to assume she's interested in them, or people vulnerable enough to motivate her to express it. Therefore, most Petra ships are inarguably motivated by a love of emotional blundering and humorous situations arising due to lack of communication, with Petra x Ignatz instead being motivated by a fetish for wildwomen smelling weakness, isolating, and then dragging off helpless nerds to repopulate their tribe.
@jlima55094 жыл бұрын
@@shuasguitar7642 Smh, Petra x Claude is easily the best pairing in three houses. Claude seems to show a much more honest side to her than with anyone else aside from Byleth, especially when they talk about the things they don't quite understand about fodlan, like the church, nobles and their duties/role, and their relation to nature.
@so_goatylike72684 жыл бұрын
@@jlima5509 yes, the dorothea-petra support just gushes about hair
@SilverBlO0d4 жыл бұрын
F!Byleth x Claude: You're just kind of not really but yes deeply in love with Claude. And you're heterosexual
@Chaosdude71114 жыл бұрын
Dorothea x Felix: You *also* like bickering married couples, but like, you have your limits.
@waleedkhalid74864 жыл бұрын
A ship I haven’t really seen anyone do is Ignatz and Marianne- it’s really sweet and I think it might be one of the intended ships by the devs.
@Chaosdude71114 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! Someone has good taste here! And for what it's worth, I'm pretty sure at least Ignatz's VA ships Marignatz, so we have some validation.
@henlo_hooman4 жыл бұрын
Finally somebody said it!
@shuasguitar76424 жыл бұрын
iggy and marianne are adorable!! i have them paired together in the run i’m doing rn
@ShallBePurified4 жыл бұрын
That was one of my pairs in my first run. They have a really cute dynamic, and their B support is one of my favorites.
@ChocolateWhispersx4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of doing Lorenz x Marinette 'cause I figured he'd be good at helping to build her self-confidence and would treat her well but now that you've recommended Ignatz I'm feeling kinda torn... he really is a totally kind and pure-hearted sweetheart (very much like Ashe) that would be good for anyone, isn't he? 😊 hehe~ He's that character I didn't expect to really care that much about at first but he's really grown on me and now I kinda wanna marry him on one of my playthroughs (probably after I've seen Claude's, Ashe's and Sylvain's marriage endings first though since I liked them right from the start ^u^; lol) :)
@adamkampen4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha the Sylvain Claude one I didn’t even know it existed but that description is gold. Surprised Sylvain/Ingrid isn’t in here but it’s probably just another “you are heterosexual”
@TrueNoirChloeMoko4 жыл бұрын
It really shouldn't be as their voice actors have done quite a few hi-jinks together, which fits them. X3
@Rosa-he6xb3 жыл бұрын
I’m honestly surprised that Sylvain and Claude don’t have a support together, at least a C to B one would be cool.
@wingedbluj16743 жыл бұрын
Sylvain/Ingrid: "You're heterosexual, but specifically enjoy the concept of childhood friends turned lovers"
@idreadFell3653 жыл бұрын
@@Rosa-he6xb Heck, Sylvain is lacking in A supports, what’s up with that?
@l.n.33722 жыл бұрын
@@wingedbluj1674 Dimitri/Felix: "you still enjoy the concept of childhood friends turned lovers, but you might not be heterosexual" xD
@soulthesassyassassin36163 жыл бұрын
Correction: I am asexual and just want good things for Dimitri.
@outofideas73 жыл бұрын
here I was confident I was bi, and then the gut punch F!Byleth x Dimintri right at the beginning. guess I’m straight now shit
@soulthesassyassassin36163 жыл бұрын
@@outofideas7 yeah same
@theshinypeliper88134 жыл бұрын
So apparently I like seeing people who are tops get out topped, that’s actually pretty accurate...
@theshinypeliper88134 жыл бұрын
Also I think any Byleth ship means you’re a self shipper
@kaelanmcalpine20114 жыл бұрын
@@theshinypeliper8813 I mean, I may or may not have married Mercedes and Marianne.
@NEETKitten4 жыл бұрын
@@theshinypeliper8813 Any Byleth ship: You like making up personalities for self-insert characters and seeing how they mesh with the actual characters. Or you're self-inserting.
@theshinypeliper88134 жыл бұрын
@@NEETKitten Yep
@davidmyers24194 жыл бұрын
Hilda and Claude Oddly accurate lmao
@shadowkittycat974 жыл бұрын
Omg dimitri x claude why is that so accurate
@frisolaxod38353 жыл бұрын
True. I am like "EVERYONE SHUT UP AND HEAR EACH OTHER OUT!!!" when playing Three Houses because really, I can't believe this game didn't allow me for more Claude x Dimitri action due to not being able to just hear each other out.
@boi28052 жыл бұрын
Ikr I was shook
@alondraarmendarez26964 жыл бұрын
I won't tolerate the slander of being called heterosexual as I am here, replaying the Dimitri/Byleth cutscenes with male Byleth avatar, wishing intsys wouldn't have been cowards and gave S support to male Byleth with Dimitri and/or Claude.
@margaritasytcheva27302 жыл бұрын
Literally. All male Byleth scenes with Dimitri are the EXACT same except without S support (except the carry on the back scene is the TINIEST bit different lol). It’s not that hard to add in M!Byleth x Dimitri.
@GigiBranconi2 ай бұрын
@@margaritasytcheva2730At least there is Yuri for the bisexuals
@sparkflames_ao4 жыл бұрын
1:39 YESS YESSS LMAO
@michaelcabangbang4 жыл бұрын
PRIME MINISTER GETS PEGGED
@conyjmnez4 жыл бұрын
YES YES YES
@theravingtimes95824 жыл бұрын
Sylvain: Why are we being shipped together? Claude: Hmmm ... maybe it's because I like women ... of all races. Sylvain: ... So how are Almaryan women like? Claude: Care to walk this path with me to find out? Sylvain: You had me at women.
@kyojins94674 жыл бұрын
claudevain.... finally.... i feel seen
@shuasguitar76424 жыл бұрын
claudevain is so valid your brain is huge
@canadiancanucklehead83104 жыл бұрын
I broke at Byleth x Seteth lol
@mawile30374 жыл бұрын
Yeah that one was hilarious, i played that scenario from every angle, being a kid in the back seat, no chicken nuggets, being the young window lady " looking at some guy in shades with 3 small children " and then thinking how someone would consider that douchie, but also responsible, but also hot, and then just the guy picking up the coffee " yeah i just ordered the coffee "
@dragames4 жыл бұрын
absolutely loved the Sylvain getting topped by Mercedes XD
@seta2710 Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this
@aprinnyonbreak1290 Жыл бұрын
Mercedes tops Sylvain Mercedes becomes Ashe's new mommy, though.
@acehealer42124 жыл бұрын
1:42 Oh gods. This is such a big brained ship. TWO adorkable boys!
@ChocolateWhispersx4 жыл бұрын
Yesssss!
@Co-Pilot374 жыл бұрын
Haha my favorite ship wasn’t even on here. Marianne x Ashe anyone?
@shuasguitar76424 жыл бұрын
oh cute! i think you just want good things for marianne (and really, who wouldn’t) ashe is my favorite character after annette hehe
@valstoppenbach63364 жыл бұрын
@@shuasguitar7642 as someone obsessed with Hilda/Caspar and Petra/Ashe, I feel you!
@mawile30374 жыл бұрын
YEEESSS
@idreadFell3653 жыл бұрын
I made that ship in Golden Deer
@yoshiegg954 жыл бұрын
I used to think Hubert x Bernie was the worst ship, then people told me why they think it is the best ship. I am now a part of that group.
@noriakikakyoin44304 жыл бұрын
Hubert x Bernie is kinda cool.
@alcachofillapodrida48664 жыл бұрын
I need an in deep explanation of the situation.
@yoshiegg954 жыл бұрын
Alcachofilla Podrida alright, what this ship is about is actually Bernadetta‘s fear towards Hubert. Hubert, taking joy in the fear Bernadetta has towards him, obviously wants more of it, but in order for it to be not one sided, he decides to give back to her with gifts trying to show her that she can trust him, while at the same time still keeping the fear factor, over time, trusting him more and more, they grow a relationship. This is my explanation of it, however I really am no expert so I suggest doing some research of your own, hope this still helps though.
@popkhorne53724 жыл бұрын
Its more that bernie sees him the way you are tempted to see him at first : pure evil at its scariest. Their relationship shows that actually, hubert isnt really mean, and while he definately enjoys teasing people afraid of him and for sure is ready to use all means to achieve his goals, he shows care for her, and genuinely tries to make her more comfortable. On a side note, i firmly believe hubert accentuates how scary he looks and sounds purely to use it to his advantage in his plans. Anyway, a lot of supports are about seeing past appearences and seeing the best in each of the characters. This one does it well. Its not the best at it tho. Sylvain/mercedes, edelgard/anyone, ferdinand/dorothea, byleth/rhea, and many more do it even better. And franckly, i think Golden dear is definately lacking in terms of how much there is to discover about each character that isnt obvious from the first minutes. Tho a few have a lot to offer (lysithea for example). But imao both black eagles and blue lions are much richer in that département.
@wanderlustwarrior3 жыл бұрын
@@alcachofillapodrida4866 Hubert tries to encourage Bernie, but he's awkward as usual, and also enjoying trolling her a little. Bernie tries to work through her fears, and winds up actually developing affection for Hubert, who (as Petra and Shamir would tell you) is too dense to notice. It's opposites attract, with Bernie taking the lead.
@Chaosdude71114 жыл бұрын
Out of curiosity: What *does* shipping Marianne/Ignatz say about me? Because that ship is looove
@TekkenGirl4Lyfe3 жыл бұрын
You just want good things for Marianne, and really, who doesn't?
@BrendenTait88583 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't "You believe in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma" work better with DimiMari like Dimitri and Dedue work but still
@l.n.33722 жыл бұрын
Well Dimitri/Dedue is literally the same shared trauma. Dimitri/Marianne is more like both having trauma in general but for different reasons.
@chair5674 жыл бұрын
1:36 that's the best part of fe3h 😋😋
@DaeggoVT4 жыл бұрын
Dang Marianne and Lorenz wasn’t on there
@Chaosdude71114 жыл бұрын
You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of high tea
@discodog45824 жыл бұрын
Haha extrovert makes bad impression on introvert and tries to make up for it dynamic go brrrrrrrrrrr
@mawile30374 жыл бұрын
Lorenz and Hilda isnt on here either, fake news
@Cure_Hana3 жыл бұрын
You’ve always wanted a gender swap version of Beauty and the Beast.
@l.n.33722 жыл бұрын
@@discodog4582 I will now use that often to name ships from now on
@ahatforahat32914 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched the whole video yet. My mouse was scrolling over this video. Then i saw Raphael and Ignatz and immediately saw the small hamster eating the huge banana and i laughed for about 3 mins straight. Needless to say i watched the whole video and will not stop thinking about that hamster image
@bruabbatrash89174 жыл бұрын
dimitri and claude,, yea that's me lmfao- and sylvix- how is this so accurate omfg
@spacemanzero71824 жыл бұрын
Felt that
@kaeyaalberich80214 жыл бұрын
Ferdibert and Caspardt... Those are my FAVORITE ships.. 😅😂 Also Sylvain x Felix and Ashe x Ignatz
@alyssaolson79643 жыл бұрын
Taste 100
@Jostingongwong3 жыл бұрын
Byleth x Lythisia "You just want good things for Lysithea... and honestly; who wouldn't?"
@alexanderharrison74214 жыл бұрын
2:31 perfection
@alllockedupyo18644 жыл бұрын
f byleth x sothis your ideal relationship dynamic is the plot from the movie venom but you also wanna go to jail (FBI OPEN UP) m byleth x sothis basically f byleth x sothis but your heterosexual and still going to jail btw (FBI OPEN UP but in earrape this time) felix x mercedes basically sylvain x felix but your heterosexual
@lisannawilfhelm58192 жыл бұрын
0:53 Ah yes, finally, my favorite: "The Bickering Old Married Couple™" Gotta add to my list of fave ship dynamic. 2:48 also applies to Dorothea/Manulela, they both just ended up being together cuz they can't find the right man XD
@lilly_koii3 жыл бұрын
asdljhas i misheard "meet cute" as "meat cube" and was like wtf does that even mean
@moon42362 жыл бұрын
Claude x Yuri: you like sketchy boys so much that one you were like "you know what better than one sketchy boy? Two sketchy boys" Or, alternatively: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of scheming complicated plans together
@Chrisgarciam2 жыл бұрын
I'm a little bit sad I can't pair up Mercedes and Dorothea, at least to me, they are the most canonical bi/lesbian couple in the game, since both can marry F!Byleth.
@snowblossom49614 жыл бұрын
2:02 No I just like bodyguard romances
@MaxxusDrago2 жыл бұрын
Claude x Marianne (the one I got in my VW playthrough): You just want good things for Marianne. And really, who wouldn't? Byleth x Petra: You believe in the inherent eroticism of realizing the value of freedom and rebelling against bloodshed _together_
@screwyoutube71783 жыл бұрын
Surprised at the lack of Sylvain x Ingrid, I thought that was the most obvious ship behind Bernadetta x Felix.
@veryvivid4 жыл бұрын
am saddened by the lack of doropet but it is okay because edeleth and dimiclaude hit JUST A BIT TO CLOSE TO HOME FOR ME
@revali_champion_of_the_rito4 жыл бұрын
Yay, Bernie and Felix were in this. I love that pairing
@HeyItsNovalee2 жыл бұрын
So according to this video I am both heterosexual and a firm believer in being gay and sticking to canon. As a certified bisexual I suppose that tracks
@halcyonclouds37184 жыл бұрын
bro I’m getting called out right at the beginning for dimitri 😳
@bylethswife4 жыл бұрын
me recruiting linhardt in my blue lions play through so i can marry him as m!byleth :D also me considering to marry him in all three routes👁👄👁
@kittyykatie4 жыл бұрын
the solution to being disappointed by men IS to date women
@Chaosdude71114 жыл бұрын
So say Doro and Mercie, apparently
@firby73414 жыл бұрын
so you are saying i should try being straight? NO WAY
@Chaosdude71114 жыл бұрын
@@firby7341 that brings up an interesting question: what do you do if you have been disappointed by men AND women? Just date non-binary people? But we can be disappointing, too
@firby73414 жыл бұрын
@@Chaosdude7111 well no matter how often men will continue disappointing me, before i date women i will just buy a bunch of new s*x toys
@silverscreen8423 жыл бұрын
That is a pretty preditory suggestion, sad egg.
@wormrights8834 жыл бұрын
That Claurenz was spot on😔
@idreadFell3653 жыл бұрын
Who about Lysithea X Felix? Chrom: (inhales) ANYTHING CAN CHANGE!! Felix likes sweets now
@kito34334 жыл бұрын
Okay the Sylvix one triggered me a bit, but the Dimitri and Felix one made me good again.
@anii29873 жыл бұрын
ok hear me out. In terms of Dimileth... I ain't straight. I'm just bi and like greasy boys. ...yes yes I do have a gamer boyfriend
@dobadobadooo3 жыл бұрын
My favorite ships are Claude/Hilda, Lorenz/Marianne, Felix/Annette, Sylvain/Ingrid, and Ferdinand/Dorothea. Any ship with Byleth is kinda meh to me, it's hard to get invested in a ship when one half of it has the personality of a wooden plank.
@helenclare554 жыл бұрын
I love the john mulaney reference
@drpac91644 жыл бұрын
Axe lady go brr
@SylvainCosmos3 жыл бұрын
1:42 Actually, to me, they're brothers. I adopted both of them.
@danie89443 жыл бұрын
Same
@3triplezero03 жыл бұрын
Incorrect on the hubert and eldelgard. If anything it because I like dedicated master-servant relationships. XD Same thing with Dedue and Dimitri + shared trauma. I'm surprised ingrid and ashe weren't shown to be opposites attract is highly overrated since they're so like-minded with chivalry.
@l.n.33722 жыл бұрын
I agree on everything. Edelgard/Hubert and Dimitri/Dedue both also represent the inherent appeal of shipping prince (or princess)/knight (or retainer). Royalty/knight is a tale as old as time in fiction. Ingrid/Ashe is definitely "opposites attract is overrated" because they both want the same things in terms of becoming a knight as their dream, something they only accomplish together on AM.
@dawnieedreams4 жыл бұрын
Mercie and Annie would have been the same one Hilda and Marianne were so uwu
@tribacioustee28464 жыл бұрын
This video has the best first five seconds of any youtube video in the history of videos
@PsykoDrama2 жыл бұрын
That Seteth one really got me! Just imagining him in a car with any combo of the FE3H class as kids is too much for me
@prettyfly9698 ай бұрын
I think "men 👏getting 👏pegged 👏" also applies to Hubert x Edelgard. I just CANNOT see him topping Edelgard, she gets that stap
@veteran3904 жыл бұрын
You forgot the best ship: Claude X Petra
@mawile30374 жыл бұрын
yeah that one was a really good one, it was my first accidental ship, i was just curious where those supports would go but then both end up as these wyvern flying foreigners with nice beach tans, god those Petra tattoos
@l.n.33722 жыл бұрын
Petra/Ashe is cute too
@maevethefox59122 жыл бұрын
"You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of petty antagonism" - Oh no I'm called out so hard. "You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma" - I didn't think I could be called out harder, but I now have been. This explains why my last few relationships went so badly.
@landmineradio4 жыл бұрын
sylvain x dorothea werent here 😭
@l.n.33722 жыл бұрын
This video is great but you probably could have shown multiple ships for each topic, just to include more. For example "gals being pals" works pretty well for Dorothea/Petra, Mercedes/Annette, and Hilda/Marianne. So using all 3 ships for that category would have been cool too. And more ships included! Everybody wins! Also, I feel bad for male Byleth because his ship dynamics are slightly different than with female Byleth. For example, male Byleth/any Lord is highly different from female Byleth/any Lord. Best Byleth needs more love.
@BrendenTait88584 жыл бұрын
Oof DimiMari doesn't get shown off here either oh well
@Chaosdude71114 жыл бұрын
You are a firm believer in Two Negatives Making a Positive.
@Abundy4 жыл бұрын
You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared depression
@Practitioner_of_Diogenes4 жыл бұрын
Idky this is in my recommendations... but that Sylvain x Mercie is accurate and it hurts.
@emilyhealy96964 жыл бұрын
I think Leonie and Felix also fall under the category "people who think they're tops getting topped" And another one of my favorite ships is Sylvain and Mercedes sooooooo I guess I have a type
@destroyerblackdragon2 жыл бұрын
That bit about the coffee awoken so much suppressed anger I have.
@tiger46784 жыл бұрын
There is a couple on Twitter that uses Annette and Felix as their profile pics and needless to say I sometimes forget these are actual characters in a game and cannot see them being shipped with anyone else
@aKihiKoaDDicT4 жыл бұрын
i lost it at ferdie and dorothea, bearly choked on my snack
@sakura_lesserafim3 жыл бұрын
True with Catherine and Shamir
@baggyyy3 жыл бұрын
I mean... Seteth was my first romance and I stand by that description
@supersoldier4079 Жыл бұрын
MALE Byleth x Edelgard: You are extreemly heterosexual.
@Crystalpet134 жыл бұрын
me, a pansexual liking all the ships that are dubbed with being heterosexual: 👁👄👁 i will stan felix/annette, byleth/dimitri and edelgard/hubert until i die. (also seteth/byleth? yeah. ye ah.)
@Annabeth264 жыл бұрын
Dont forget, byleth also comes in Male! 🤓😁
@DesertCavalier3 жыл бұрын
Linhardt x Dorothea (mine) "You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of the Gay Best Friends (tm)"
@that-gay-dork37493 жыл бұрын
Manuela x Seteth: You just want good things for Manuela and Flayn. And really, who wouldn’t?
@VVinterl3ear17 күн бұрын
I just came here 4 years later to say I STILL LOVE OPPOSITES ATTRACT, FERDIBERT FOR THE WINN!!!!!
@cockatoogray96302 жыл бұрын
The Mercievain one gets me Every Time And I hate realizing how accurate a description that is of my general shipping preferences 😂
@Doco1604 жыл бұрын
CASPASHE Y E A H
@shuasguitar76424 жыл бұрын
CASPASHE !! they’re the best i love them a lot
@arkay10632 жыл бұрын
Dimitri is the only thing keeping me from being a lesbian
@onioncultistlordoftheonion83152 жыл бұрын
So what does my ship being M!Byleth + Seteth mean? is it the same as F!Byleth just gay?
@obara73662 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious. Well done
@shiomicchi72472 жыл бұрын
0:28 that's so true though, I am gay and I do like sticking to the canon, especially if the canon is gay :3 Byhardt isn't the only pairing I like but it's one that I'm currently playing through so
@Noahs_Chair3 жыл бұрын
The music is the best part.
@quinn89962 жыл бұрын
Edelgard x Dimitri: "you say 'what are you doing, step-bro' unironically"
@deadlypandaghost2 ай бұрын
Accurate and I will not elaborate.
@Pablo_Martin_aa2 жыл бұрын
0:24 when you get the joke 😟
@javis88h3 жыл бұрын
2:36 my god... So accurate
@rhettmitchell3 жыл бұрын
MERCEDES IS A TOP
@screwyoutube71783 жыл бұрын
Any characters with green hair together: Your favorite anime is Kiss x Sis