*YOU LEFT OUT PETRA?!*

Ulysse Leclair the original creator came out as a trans woman after i uploaded this video, so i made sure to correct her pronouns in the description. please do not misgender her.

The inherent eroticism of the sea

These are so on point tho! Great job

Netteflix

Best ship

Whomever came up with that is a genius.

Props to the guy who came up with this

Netflix and chill

It's always the sweet ones. That and them Death Knight genes.

She's the biggest fucking top in the Blue Lions Jeritza is so fucking proud

@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Suddenly I'm imagining Mercedes as the Death Knight in an alternate reality.

Well of course, haven't you seen Mercie handle anyone? She knows their shit and doesn't seem bothered by it. Sylvain tries to charm her, she lets him know she knows, but doesn't care, and even plays along with it. Absolutely a pegger. Almost everyone else seems bothered by the slightest 'inconvenience' and oblivious to the world around them (well... except Dorothea)

@@aprinnyonbreak1290 hold on her *what* genes??? I haven't played 3 houses and only read some plot summaries so I don't know the relation but somehow that's more surprising than her topping/pegging lol

JDKCJKDBDK WHY DID U HAVE TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT

Ingrid x Dorothea: Seriously these two eyefuck so much its three steps and a priest short of marriage already

Actualy I think that's one of the most explicit lesbian ships without F!Byleth, and that's my favorite ship for this reason alone (oh and also because I adore Dorothea and love Petra) x)

Eh, I'm a straight man, but I ship it, and it looks to me like the implication was heavy.

@@wanderlustwarrior that's gay, man

Or you just want the best for lysithea and honestly who wouldnt?

Oh my gosh, that’s true.

Haven’t seen their paired, but does he manage to remove her crests?

@@mr.krustykrust yeah its definitely her best ending as she gets to live a long life and get married.

shinybuizel 456 she gets her crests removed when she marry’s byleth too

To me that reminds me of Caspar x Dorothea. XD

This is highly accurate

Accurate I loved their support convo's lmao

Caspar x Bernie (Caspar is the lifeguard in this scenario)

This is so weirdly spot on given their A support. Caspar being Caspar 😂

Mercedes Topping and Dorothea Pegging are strange to think about but makes perfect sense

@@alexanderharrison7421 Eh, not strange at all. Mercie has some hardcore mojo goin' on.

@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Japanese audio she "Ara Ara"s so you know

Honestly I think Leonie x Lorenz is the most iconic example but that works too

@@anthonystrangio Not sure about that one. Leonie doesn't really give off the vibe.

You like trauma

@@scottgagnon6136 yeah no I was Dimitri trash from the second he akwardly tried to recruit me, my good sir

Your account being Ophelia makes your comment 10× better.

@@Thehipsteremo I thank you my good fellow person!

Well, he has the best character ark, but claude has the best charictar. Dimitri was my first house because I liked him and his troop a lot, but I like claude battles and interactions better. And the best thing... with claude you get the creepy creepy creep song :3

Because it is(?

@@shinyblue4774 how?

@@shoretrooper74 r/arethestraightsok

@@mi0_4o4 r/Idonthavereddit

It's a she, but yeah it's really funny lmao

How can you not?

@@Gladiolus08 because they've both got better pairings + felix always seems fed up with Sylvain lol

@@razrv3lc I guess but I loved the BL sylvix pairing (but we don’t talk about the other routes because that hits way to hard) sylvix will always hold a special place in my heart, there’s some amazing Fanfics out there for them too. If it’s not your cup of tea then fine- I’m a massive sucker for it

@@razrv3lc plus Felix always seems fed up with everybody tbh. I could write you an essay about the complexity of Felix’s character and how he’s not just another pointless tsundere. Sorry you probably don’t want to hear me blab on about this I wish you a lovely day!

@@Gladiolus08 I love fanfics. I just fell for the Felix/Annette pairing when I first played and can’t bear to see either of them with anyone else, not even the player avatar. Plus I love Sylvain and Ingrid together too so it makes Sylvix impossible for me. I love both of them but not together.

that's one of my favorite supports!! annette and ashe are my top 2 favorite characters i love them a lot they're adorable

shuasguitar Finally, a man who GETS IT!

I love that too while I did prefer Mercedes and Ashe

Or I'm just into tomboys

Leonie x Felix: *you really like clowns*

Leonie/Lorenz = friends to lovers

That's why I pair her with Seteth. They both end up chilling and fishing together.

@@wanderlustwarrior I love how people ship Leonie x Lorenz simply because there aren't really any other options.

I just recently fell in love with this ship, but I wasn't really that much of a fan of Harry Potter, so no to that one, too. But maybe if... hahahaha

@@shirakaya7982 Finally someone that likes the ship too now I'm not lonely lol

@@scarletmarvel9956

@@shirakaya7982 Wait was this your first FE3H playthrough? If it was, damm

@@scarletmarvel9956 Second actually, my first was BE. I might be biased against Dimitri cause I could somehow relate to Edelgard's wishes for a revolution/social change. But, man, the way he treated Byleth, the war, and other people just infuriated me. The worst was how Gilbert and Rodrigue handled him.

Raphael does too Plus he's like the most relatable

Bernadetta overcomes her anxiety if paired with Hubert, as she surveys the far reaches of the Empire.

I like her with Ferdinand, mostly because he apologizes in his B support for "helping" her with her anxiety by trying to drag her outside during the C support. Also, their A support is cute.

ah that's my bad! i think petra and dorothea would be a good ol' girls being friends...gals being pals

@@shuasguitar7642 Well I do not blame you. Yes, Petras overwhelmingy fontness of everyone and her mostly perfect demeanour can be a bit offputting for her beeing in an interesting relationship. But for me she is a very interesting character especially in this case: She is actually the heir for the Brigids crown and her people will expect her to bear a new successor to the throne in her future marriage. So she needs a male fellow on her side to satisfy those deeds. Also this is why she will never go on lightly on female compassions for this, so fByleth was out of her league. But Dorothea was as lovely and charming and actually drawn to her Petra couldn't actually resist her. For Dorothea and for Dorothea only she changed the rules of Brigid and started a new Reign with her girlfriend and later wife on the side.

The Petra dynamic to me comes off as her being attracted to nearly everyone, but not expressing this particularly well, leading her to only end up in relationships with people willing to assume she's interested in them, or people vulnerable enough to motivate her to express it. Therefore, most Petra ships are inarguably motivated by a love of emotional blundering and humorous situations arising due to lack of communication, with Petra x Ignatz instead being motivated by a fetish for wildwomen smelling weakness, isolating, and then dragging off helpless nerds to repopulate their tribe.

@@shuasguitar7642 Smh, Petra x Claude is easily the best pairing in three houses. Claude seems to show a much more honest side to her than with anyone else aside from Byleth, especially when they talk about the things they don't quite understand about fodlan, like the church, nobles and their duties/role, and their relation to nature.

@@jlima5509 yes, the dorothea-petra support just gushes about hair

THANK YOU! Someone has good taste here! And for what it's worth, I'm pretty sure at least Ignatz's VA ships Marignatz, so we have some validation.

Finally somebody said it!

iggy and marianne are adorable!! i have them paired together in the run i’m doing rn

That was one of my pairs in my first run. They have a really cute dynamic, and their B support is one of my favorites.

I was thinking of doing Lorenz x Marinette 'cause I figured he'd be good at helping to build her self-confidence and would treat her well but now that you've recommended Ignatz I'm feeling kinda torn... he really is a totally kind and pure-hearted sweetheart (very much like Ashe) that would be good for anyone, isn't he? 😊 hehe~ He's that character I didn't expect to really care that much about at first but he's really grown on me and now I kinda wanna marry him on one of my playthroughs (probably after I've seen Claude's, Ashe's and Sylvain's marriage endings first though since I liked them right from the start ^u^; lol) :)

It really shouldn't be as their voice actors have done quite a few hi-jinks together, which fits them. X3

I’m honestly surprised that Sylvain and Claude don’t have a support together, at least a C to B one would be cool.

Sylvain/Ingrid: "You're heterosexual, but specifically enjoy the concept of childhood friends turned lovers"

@@Rosa-he6xb Heck, Sylvain is lacking in A supports, what’s up with that?

@@wingedbluj1674 Dimitri/Felix: "you still enjoy the concept of childhood friends turned lovers, but you might not be heterosexual" xD

here I was confident I was bi, and then the gut punch F!Byleth x Dimintri right at the beginning. guess I’m straight now shit

@@outofideas7 yeah same

Also I think any Byleth ship means you’re a self shipper

@@theshinypeliper8813 I mean, I may or may not have married Mercedes and Marianne.

@@theshinypeliper8813 Any Byleth ship: You like making up personalities for self-insert characters and seeing how they mesh with the actual characters. Or you're self-inserting.

@@NEETKitten Yep

True. I am like "EVERYONE SHUT UP AND HEAR EACH OTHER OUT!!!" when playing Three Houses because really, I can't believe this game didn't allow me for more Claude x Dimitri action due to not being able to just hear each other out.

Ikr I was shook

Literally. All male Byleth scenes with Dimitri are the EXACT same except without S support (except the carry on the back scene is the TINIEST bit different lol). It’s not that hard to add in M!Byleth x Dimitri.

​@@margaritasytcheva2730At least there is Yuri for the bisexuals

PRIME MINISTER GETS PEGGED

YES YES YES

claudevain is so valid your brain is huge

Yeah that one was hilarious, i played that scenario from every angle, being a kid in the back seat, no chicken nuggets, being the young window lady " looking at some guy in shades with 3 small children " and then thinking how someone would consider that douchie, but also responsible, but also hot, and then just the guy picking up the coffee " yeah i just ordered the coffee "

I was looking for this

Mercedes tops Sylvain Mercedes becomes Ashe's new mommy, though.

Yesssss!

oh cute! i think you just want good things for marianne (and really, who wouldn’t) ashe is my favorite character after annette hehe

@@shuasguitar7642 as someone obsessed with Hilda/Caspar and Petra/Ashe, I feel you!

YEEESSS

I made that ship in Golden Deer

Hubert x Bernie is kinda cool.

I need an in deep explanation of the situation.

Alcachofilla Podrida alright, what this ship is about is actually Bernadetta‘s fear towards Hubert. Hubert, taking joy in the fear Bernadetta has towards him, obviously wants more of it, but in order for it to be not one sided, he decides to give back to her with gifts trying to show her that she can trust him, while at the same time still keeping the fear factor, over time, trusting him more and more, they grow a relationship. This is my explanation of it, however I really am no expert so I suggest doing some research of your own, hope this still helps though.

Its more that bernie sees him the way you are tempted to see him at first : pure evil at its scariest. Their relationship shows that actually, hubert isnt really mean, and while he definately enjoys teasing people afraid of him and for sure is ready to use all means to achieve his goals, he shows care for her, and genuinely tries to make her more comfortable. On a side note, i firmly believe hubert accentuates how scary he looks and sounds purely to use it to his advantage in his plans. Anyway, a lot of supports are about seeing past appearences and seeing the best in each of the characters. This one does it well. Its not the best at it tho. Sylvain/mercedes, edelgard/anyone, ferdinand/dorothea, byleth/rhea, and many more do it even better. And franckly, i think Golden dear is definately lacking in terms of how much there is to discover about each character that isnt obvious from the first minutes. Tho a few have a lot to offer (lysithea for example). But imao both black eagles and blue lions are much richer in that département.

@@alcachofillapodrida4866 Hubert tries to encourage Bernie, but he's awkward as usual, and also enjoying trolling her a little. Bernie tries to work through her fears, and winds up actually developing affection for Hubert, who (as Petra and Shamir would tell you) is too dense to notice. It's opposites attract, with Bernie taking the lead.

You just want good things for Marianne, and really, who doesn't?

Well Dimitri/Dedue is literally the same shared trauma. Dimitri/Marianne is more like both having trauma in general but for different reasons.

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of high tea

Haha extrovert makes bad impression on introvert and tries to make up for it dynamic go brrrrrrrrrrr

Lorenz and Hilda isnt on here either, fake news

You’ve always wanted a gender swap version of Beauty and the Beast.

@@discodog4582 I will now use that often to name ships from now on

Felt that

Taste 100

So say Doro and Mercie, apparently

so you are saying i should try being straight? NO WAY

@@firby7341 that brings up an interesting question: what do you do if you have been disappointed by men AND women? Just date non-binary people? But we can be disappointing, too

@@Chaosdude7111 well no matter how often men will continue disappointing me, before i date women i will just buy a bunch of new s*x toys

That is a pretty preditory suggestion, sad egg.

Same

I agree on everything. Edelgard/Hubert and Dimitri/Dedue both also represent the inherent appeal of shipping prince (or princess)/knight (or retainer). Royalty/knight is a tale as old as time in fiction. Ingrid/Ashe is definitely "opposites attract is overrated" because they both want the same things in terms of becoming a knight as their dream, something they only accomplish together on AM.

yeah that one was a really good one, it was my first accidental ship, i was just curious where those supports would go but then both end up as these wyvern flying foreigners with nice beach tans, god those Petra tattoos

Petra/Ashe is cute too

You are a firm believer in Two Negatives Making a Positive.

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared depression

Dont forget, byleth also comes in Male! 🤓😁

CASPASHE !! they’re the best i love them a lot