"There are two types of engineers" I expected "400 iq holosmiths" and "stereotype mechanists", but laughed at the "flamethrower go blarg"

Man I knew that flamethrower part was coming, it was literally the reason I made an engineer character in the first place lol.

11:40 Legend has it there was once a second mesmer spec, but modern science has determined it was merely a mirage, a virtuoso mistaken for a different spec in the desert heat.

NICE TRY KZfaqR BUT ACTUALLY ENGINEER MAINS ARE NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL IF YOU WOULD HAVE PLAYED THE GAME FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES YOU WOULD KNOW THAT ENGINEER MAINS ARE ACTUALLY THE COOLEST PEOPLE WHO HAVE EVER PLAYED

I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with

Being roasted by Lara on Friday the 13th is the best gift I could've ever asked for (I was laughing so much through this whole video. This is so funny)

*Necro main*: Yes, yes this is all.... HEY WE HAVE SOME VERY VALID POINTS ABOUT THE CHANGES MADE TO EPIDEMIC, OK?!

You're right, us engineers are always there to correct people when they are wrong. It's a thankless job, seriously, no one ever thanks us.

As a ranger main i died laughing at the canceling-axe5-to-dodge-aoe's part. It's just sooo true for me back in the days i played fractals and raids :D

I have a funny little story about the whole Necro "this blob is their friend" thing When I first started the game was in german so I leveled in german and only swapped to English at lvl 80, throught my journey I thought the shadow fiend (Schattenunhold) was shadow dog (Schattenhund) and when I swapped to english at first I read shadow fRiend. So I called him "Bello" which led to me naming all my minions for example: The Flesh Golem's name is "Isaac" cause he's also just a naked crying child trying to find a place in the world. I mean....inaccurate allegations!

My wife and I were watching and thinking none of this really applies to us, then you got to the 2nd type of Engineer...and I felt personally attacked

as a necro main i can confirm that shadow abyss dye was indeed the first dye i ever bought on my account and i will NOT stop using it on everything

The soulbeast bit was too accurate. I didn't come here to be accused like that

There's 2 types of elems: you forgot the splashelem who hold onto their healer build, refusing to accept there's any other healer class that can compete (don't even mention "surpass") it. They started their journey 11 years ago, with just a staff and their F2 key, while the meta heal was gardian and are still there, with a staff _and a horn_ and twice the amount of F2 key, now that the meta heal builds are druid, mechanist or scourge. I'm one of those proud elems that will never betray the true essence of splashing their comrades-in-arm. o7

as a guardian main who gets a do-gooder high off of hanging out in starting zones and giving new players bags / explaining controls to them.... yeah you got it lol. Gotta be bright and visible on the screen so they can see you for directions!

Lets be real. All those mesmer portalling are usually not mains, but alts parked on X JP / minidungeon. That being said, they do spend alot of time on them porting people and we do indeed love them for it

As an Ele and Guardian main myself: yes, it’s totally true! And I never felt so offended by something I totally agree with. It’s hilarious and sad at the same time. Naaah, but seriously: Very good and funny video, Lara! It made my day better!

I mainly play Thief, and I can attest that forced movement animation locking ourselves to death is 100% accurate. We're very squishy so when we can't dodge it can be lethal.

And just when I thought your videos couldn't get any better, you drop a total banger. I laughed throughout the WHOLE video, it was incredibly funny, EXTREMELY WELL edited and your voice over?!? I love it. 10/10 doesn't even justify how good this video was. Thank you Lara, I had a great time watching your video ❤

Joke’s on you, I chose my class with a random number generator

this was brilliant. I am recovering from a cold and when I got to Rev I laughed so hard I started coughing, and almost choked to death. 10/10 would almost die for Laranity vids again

Ok, you nailed me as a necromancer lol. Funny enough I use Shadow Abyss on EVERY OTHER CLASS except my Necromancer for some reason! Also, always tip your mesmer!

Finished. What a fantastic video. I was smiling and giggling the whole way through. So well made too! Top tier video Lara. Guardian main for life.

I feel called out on the second part of the ranger. I assimilate my pet, I devour its soul, and wear its flesh, only to slap that sweet opening and have 3x dps more than everyone else for the first 5 seconds, until I die and get outdps by the healer. But totally worth it.

As a hunter I feel you are totally CORRECT, we love animals, big one small one skinny one, one that look.. dead? Ah, we don't talk about it, it is all good and pretty, now excuse me, I gotta throw my bear into the boss again

As a warrior main that loves hammer SPB I feel called out! Too bad I can't be bothered to level up a new main, now I'm going to go bonk something!

All of these are so accurate 😂 I feel called out by the engineer, the mesmer and the necro, but the other ones also feel spot on for what they're describing ^^ Amazing job, Lara! This was such a nice roast - a good balance of callouts and friendliness all around!

Super well made - can tell a lot of work into this. Love it!

As a guardian main, i feel so exposed. Well done, great video!

There are two types of Engineers: Those who play Holo and Mech, and those who want Scrapper and Core to be viable as DPS without kits.

Very accurate indeed. Loved it. Now do one with the elite specs :P

We guardians had our time close to the sun. In fact, we had it for so long that the aura of times passed still irradiates everything around us in a 20 mlie radius, shining bright and scorching out every semblance of non-believe. Also, guardians are still pretty good at basically everything.

I haven't played in over 2 years and out of curiosity, I typed GW2 into the KZfaq search bar. This video was at that top and was extremely entertaining to watch. I am now actually thinking about playing again. Sub'd for future content. Keep up the great work!

Just some stats from the Mesmer front. Portaling 12h non stop grands you about 5g in tips. The average tip per player is about 3c. And yes, those infusions are nessesary otherwise the other players won't find the portal.

As an engi main I actually expected worse. Like there were 0 mech jokes as well. Color me surprised. Now if you excuse me I gonna blast myself

Jokes on you, I used to play Rev and listen to nightcore while zerging in WvW! And now I main guardian... On the biggest Charr possible... oh... Damn it Lara, get it of my head! :D On another note, I would love to see a WvW-version of this topic. At least it looks like there are enough roamers bullying Lara lol

As a Ranger main, I never let my pets tank for me. I play Untamed and if so much as a dot touches Noot noot my precious pink bird, there will be hell to pay!!! *DOOM music intensifies*

As a former necro main, I 100% agree on the dodge part. It was only when I found my second love (engineer) that I started dabbling in the art of the dodge. I mainly play scrapper though, so I still don't really dodge, because scrapper is tanky. But I do dabble.

As someone who has been playing a lot of necro, I can tell you were spot on. When I see someone get one-shot my first thought is usually "mmmhhh I think I can tank that with my 2 and a half massive health bars" :D

*Flamethrower + Stability* spoiled me so much as a new player that I barely learned how to dodge anything and cried after starting Heart of Thorns since I decided to go the chronological story order.

Ele mains: Goes downstate in the first 20 seconds, then mist fog the moment you get rezzed

This was great! Well done!

"Your rotation is like playing 3 pianos at once." Excellent, I'm stealing that XD

i actually almost choked on my drink when you mentioned epidemic i was like damn wow you're pretty spot on with all of this then i just lost it

as a mesmer main i feel so out of place not being a radioactive glowstick amongst my peers

"Necromancer: Your favorite dye, is shadow abyss dye." ...I resemble that remark.

You forgot the second type of Necromancer looks 1. Is a death incarnate, half demon half doom, darkest edgiest dark that ever darkened the darkness 2. Is a Fuzzy wuzzy bunny pink cuteness, pinkest pink of them all

I was an engineer main for years, but realized I was just the concept of the class but the fantasy that was in my head wasn't there in the game. Now I have grown to love the versatility of Hammer tempest.

The part abt the warriors and them ignoring all the flashy stuff is too accurate … I sometimes even rant at the face of another shiny guardian that their gear seems to have been consuming a power compared to a small city … like chill guys , I wanna look at my monitor without squinting my eyes lmao Edit: omg , I scrolled thru comments .. where are other warrior mains ?!

As an ele main whos actually uttered the words "dont rez me my 3 is almost up" I feel so hurt that they nerfed it.

The warrior tank bit hit very close to home not gonna lie

I can listen to you 10 hours straight! The video was hilarious, thank you :)

best laughs in while from gw2 video thx for this lara

lara trying to roast rangers: "uhhh... they like animals and do big damage"

I just fell in love with your character. and your accent. and your videos. Anyway, your necro tank commentary was spot on. I are the scary undead Norn Necro-tank. Your video editing is superb and actually makes me laugh out loud. 10/10

1) Not at all how I play my ranger main. I play soulbeast so I don’t have to send my pet friend into battle, and still range from afar. 2) EXACTLY how I play my engineer, “flamethrower go *frrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffff.*”

When you started ranger I was like "ha! you got me wrong!" then you pulled out the tryhard Soulbeast and I was like "f*ck now she got me" lol.

I've been there watching this elementalist dying and I loved it, you're a gift Lara

Dont forget that Mesmer 99% of the time uses a purple dye on their gear. If I see another black/purple Virtouso…. *sighs in skritt*

This was so much fun to watch :)

Second health bar almost launched me from my chair, that was amazing. ...The Soulbeast slander was triggering though tysm.

You forgor that one type of engineers who play the class only for the mechanist elite spec, they're kinda like rangers lite, they just kick back, open a can of beer, and watch their mech bug out and die in the most stupid and horrible ways possible

You missed a third type of Engineer, from my own personal experience: "Torbjorn/TF2 Engie mains who enter a bossfight and become an entire squad of machines"

this is so damn funny Thanks Lara i really love your video!

You're not wrong at all. On the Mesmer side, they usually look like like car salesman or like they're on vacation with some fancy glasses on.

So wonderful!!! Thanks :)

"Trying to complete that Meteor Shower - while standing in the middle of 20 aoe's" holy crap, I'm crying-laughing. Sub earned, this vid is HILARIOUS! 🤣

me listening to the Guardian roast: "heh, I'm too allergic to grinding to have flashy gear. My character's pretty down to earth and I like deliberately simplifying her appearance to suit, you can't touch m-" Laranity: "maximum height charr, getting in everyone's way during jumping puzzles" me: "...ah :')"

Elementalists are litterally just " I don't care how big the room is, I cast FIREBALL " Ofc I'm one of those as well

as a guardian main i absolutely agree that we love to be ott flashy. me personally i love the convenience of DH being the easiest class ever. stand on any mob, drop every aoe i have, and extra stuff like pulls and leaps if needed. we love living the easy life.

In my experience there are actually two types of mesmer mains. The first is the type that you describe: friendly portalers who deserve nothing but kindness for the service they provide for the community. The second are chad mesmers who reach top dps on charts who wish they did more. My bros out there with no chill riding 30k dps on CMs!! But they are still friendly and sometimes even wholesome as you describe.

Harry dying because of Dagger3 is a gift that keeps on giving.

The two types of engineers are actually 'I actually like kits' and 'kits are cringe'

omg the old old reference of dagger 3! Loved it!

The editing here is amazing. xD

Amazing video!

As an engineer i can say that you forget the lazy type of engi, the one that put all his turret then go make itself a coffee (my favourite way to play engineer in pve)

I have to say, I really enjoyed that. Thanks!

This video made me laugh, subscribed.

Well you got my subscription. Great video!!!

Now i want to see this, but about all of the elite specs, because they vary so much from the original theme and premise.

I'm actually impressed by how an 11 year old game is able to show such proper facial expressions

I love the voiceover you did on this, very sassy

fun story: ranger started and i was like "ye, thats why i started playing it until i realized, it not optimal. plus: what about soulbeasts" and then the soulbeast part started... i feel double roasted here :D

I feel so exposed as an Engi main with Ele and Revenant traits (The music does something!) ....You're flamethrower goes "brrrrr", mine just emits manical laughter...I might want to get that checked.... But this was a great video, highly enjoyed it! 😁

"two types of rangers" looks away in untamed main running into all danger with unleashed hammer 1 with life steal 😅

This was terrific. Even the shade cast on my main, Necromancer.

lol the sound effects when the max size guardian charr on the jumping puzzle might be the greatest piece of editing the world as ever seen.

I think it's a little generous to say that people 'Do' Octovine. There's a lot of yelling and flailing, but it never turns out pretty.

How is Guardian no longer Anets favorite child? WvW perspective: Core Guardian Roamer, Dragon Hunter Roamer, Firebrand Zerg Bot, Willbender Roamer, etc. Those kids are everywhere.

Necro was too short. Perfectly accurate though. I was going "yeah it's me" by the Shadow Abyss part.

that horrific flying flesh minion? thats my buddy right there. second health bar...perfection lmao

The guardian is too accurate, I even dyed my hair to match the flashy flames and infusions

What if we have one of every class maxed out? No wait, don't tell me... Fashion Wars enthusiast.

The thief part is totally accurate. You mostly play pvp variations of the game because the class was made for it... even if you hate killing people (like me) you absolutely love the fact you can escape 5men party trying to catch you. And yes i never volunteer to do mechanics. Firstly, thief is very squishy. Secondly, all your skills are forcefully slotted with damage abilities so you feel like you came into instanced content on a wheelchair. Of course you want as few responsibilities as possible in such a condition. 100% accurate. Also... dagger 3 please don't throw me into oneshot or off the cliff... any of them... there's so many... :( i swear i'll touch you gently and only for a reason, just please please please be kind

I've been a Mesmer Main for 7 of the 8 years I've been playing and I don't really do Portals much but it's more to the point that I just cause enough Eye Damage to make any situation work by mashing AoE Skills with my Two-Hand Staff and occasionally switching to my Axe/Focus when I want to rip through a few Enemies.

As an Engineer..... I feel highly called out AND THE FACT THAT I STARTED TYPING THIS WHEN YOU SAID THEY WENT TO THE COMMENT SECTION! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Listen, the last thing anyone would ever call me, is boring. Just, easily overwhelmed. I blame the inattentive disorder.

Haha 😂, its funny because it's true on so many points 😅 And the leeroy jenkins brought back memories. Reminded me of another video: the onyxia encouter: dots, more dots, ... welps on the left side 😢

Warrior mains: the amount of unga bunga has devolved their brains so much they have named themselves after a shoe