And the furniture is adult LEGO

​@@charles_kinghahaha!! Accurate! Both are from neighboring countries!

Im a 16yo and i love it too

Ok well that was a very bad choice of words…. But yes.

Yesss! It is awesome...It's kinda like a hardware store to me, but even better😅

It's amazing that some IKEA furniture is antique by now. I'm hanging on to my low 60cm wide BILLY lol

ikr

After IKEA has left Russia, Russia has no future. I am telling you this as a Russian.

​@@lizvtaz6Good.

@@Nepetita69696 feeling happy, are you?

We need a “NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM” type movie but set in an IKEA store.

You got it girl, IKEA in China, you can see people literally using the sofa and even beds for their noon day nap.

Me too!

@@tpkdm713008

Check SCP 3008. The infinite IKEA

Sooo true lol

...I'm picturing a couple having a swordfight using the products in an IKEA, then deciding to split their room down the middle like it's a college dorm.

Yet

Especially if neither is good with tools and spatial relationships. If you are, you will be a hero and get bragged on.

My ex told me he didn’t care how i redecorated. Literally didn't matter to him. i dragged him to ikea because i had a suspicion he would hate my choices and we would live in an argument instead of a living room. Sure enough, he hated the couch, table, chair, lamp, etc i had picked out. Good news was i saved $500. But he did build anything i brought home. Exercise equipment, desks, a wine rack.

All over the world and has been in furnitured Sweden for over 70 years and the founders family is one of the richest families in the world.

ask the back of your male builder later...

And the “THATS how they make money.” at the end 🤣🤣🤣

Said EVERY foreign mother when they go to a new store.

I mean it’s a company y obsessed with the future and people. Ot discussing its past as a company that used slave labor and was founded by an unrepentant Nazi

No Windows!!!

And poorer.

I went in there last week and I still haven't gotten out

​@@nikk-named uh oh, be sure to avoid the people that dont have faces

I also wonder what is my name and what I was doing there.

Wow that’s some good customer service! How did u fine out about the recall? I feel like I would’ve missed it lol

20 yrs after that's quite impossible. Tell Me a year or less than a year. What would they do with a 20yr old item?

@@SLeung-wr4hv Googled it, didn't see anything about 20 years, but it looks like 14 years. The recall was in 2016 on Malm chests and dressers because of child deaths from unsecured units tipping over. From the IKEA website: "Consumers are entitled to a full refund for chests and dressers manufactured between January 2002 and June 2016. Consumers with chests and dressers manufactured prior to January 2002 will be eligible for a partial store credit."

​@@SLeung-wr4hv they legally have to issue a recall if they find out that something they've produced is unsafe, especially if it's still in production. If it was an item that they were still producing and they recalled it, they have to accept them no matter when they were sold.

Greedy cheap person. Shameless.

As a hands-on kind of person, I do like building my own stuff, but I have to know how in the first place.

I love building and painting models but I hate building furniture

omg ..😂

I like to put things together too but I swear my son's ikea loft bed took me and my gf a MONTH to get it put together lmaoo I hate that bed still 😂

I absolutely love building and putting stuff together. I always build the furniture that I buy, it's kind of therapeutic and fun for me.

Nothing personal, it's just business. -Every asian, ever. Jajaja

I mean; mostly it’s the slave labor

​@@ShmuckCanuck racist

WoW xD

@@XandarYT what? Dude ikea openly directly used slave labor to make there products for over thirty years Like they probably still do But for decades it was just; there actual not hidden business practice They didn’t advertised it but it wasn’t hidden. They literally did it from the 60s till after the fall of the Soviet Union because into the 2000’s jt turned out they weee still importing and using North Korean slave labor And as for where all there products come from? Well crazily enough once they stopped using slaves it also became basixlLt impossible to track there supply lines because they got crazy complicated and long

Some??? I never saw an apartment as nice as the set ups in Ikea or other furniture stores

To be fair, if you literally used only IKEA furniture in your house/apartment, you could easily make it look just as nice.

As kids my friends and I would act like we did live there. Created story lines it was fun...drove our Moms crazy.

The store is closed, please leave the perimeter

​@@izthistle6196 damn 3008-2 always telling us out

I rather buy their stuff online, I hate their maze like stores

@@xxxx-qo9dhIKEA is a mood. Sometimes I just need a few things and know exactly what it is so ordering (delivery or pickup) is the way to go. But sometimes I need inspiration. But I’m retired so I can go Wednesday at 10AM when no one else is there.

They ask 53su delivery costs -.-

She be ME!

Lol yes🤣😭😂 any foreigner would lol

I got traumatized being there the first time without someone to guide me. I CANT FIND THE EXIT. ITS LIKE, IRL BACKROOM

@@KinDiedYesterdayno it's that one scp thing I forgot what it called

​@@KinDiedYesterday I learned that to can enter Ikea from the "exit" - just get the stuff you want and leave. Game changer.

No, not in a nutshell, a flatpack! 😂

Trips to IKEA are the adult version of Disneyland. You get to get useless stuff you don't need, food, AND basically a Lego that doesn't waste space, but makes space for your Lego collection? Genius!

Try and find something else for the same money.. Than you realize how good Ikea actually is..

That, and illegally logged Romanian wood

I guess it was in fact an ad

Agreed! I wouldn't even skip it

@@MegaCorazon96 it’s fine and actually funny

lKEA 🇸🇪-scp-3008

Me the same, but i always walk out with something small and unnecessarily, Like a Plant or a funny Cup or 5liter of these weird Swedisch softdrinks based on sweet herbs...

Same! Browse at the showrooms and get a cup of coffee.

I often go there just to hang out. I get great ideas, drink a very large coffee, eat gluten free cake and a meal in the restaurant before I leave. I call it IKEA therapy.

A few years ago I had an IKEA right on the route I drove to work, so whenever I felt overtaxed after work I'd stop by for a cheap cinnamon roll and free coffee until I felt like a person again. It's a good thing my life isn't half as stressful anymore, because now that I've moved to another city the nearest IKEA is much too far away for any kind of leisure visits. The next time I move I'll have to take closeness to the IKEA into consideration.

My parents used to just go there for breakfast on their days off when I was still in school

😂

Just a Vietnamese thing 😂

And then at the end it all makes sense 😂❤

As an asian, I at some point realized most asians do this.

Dont worry about ikea they are doing really well

Cum

And delicious meatballs

This is why I don't go to IKEA. I cannot afford to leave my oblivion.

So basically ghar-sansar with furniture and food. Got it.

you didn't know you needed, Still don't need, but for some reason decided to own anyway just because you thought it might look nice

IKEA should sponsor this video.

They would probably be called out for racism pretty quickly. And rightfully so, lmao

Yass😂

​@@brinkipinki Wtf!?

​@@brinkipinki rightfully WTF?

@@brinkipinkirespectfully what in the fuck

I still remember the excitement of the ballpits

Mine are autistic and they like Lowe’s and Home Depot. Never been to ikea but I’m sure they’d like it.

Rip smal land

@@NoThankUBeQuiet is Småland gone? My childhood :’(

😂😂👌🏾

was?😮

@@alexib2070 It's ok, he unfortunately passed away

@@amyduncker4097really sorry to hear that😢I hope that clip brought back happy feelings❤

@@alexib2070 thank you so much, it definitely did

I am so sorry for your loss! Ikea really is the best place to get affordable food. Your husband had great taste ❤ What was his favorite meal there, if you don't mind telling me? 😊

The payoff of her figuring out the business model in real time was awesome!

It's like a hobby for Vietnamese

​@@SonLe-mk4sq If I remember, she's also an economist.

Bro she doesn’t even realize how deep IKEAs business model goes. IKEA is technically a non profit that has a design school attached. They pay nothing in taxes. Shits cray

@@omnitool Wooow that is truly fascinating, thank you for sharing! It’s a wonder to me that more businesses don’t do that, it must be a tricky thing to accomplish.

At my IKEA they have a place where you can leave your 7 year old and younger child at and they would take care of them. It’s actually pretty cool, it doesn’t even cost that much either.

​@@alvis6801 I refused to go to those as a child. My mother and I always just played in the showroom-flats and pretended to live there 🥰 I always found the main store much more interesting, more things to discover.

sounds like going to a festival, but for children 😍

​@@alvis6801those were lovely, movie room, art table, ball pit, climbing thingy, a transparent tunnel slightly leadung out outside the play area where you can watch the adults

When I was little my big adventures were the grocery store (I sorted things people had left in the wrong shelf 🟥🟩🟦🟨) and the doorbell department of the hardware store 😍🔔🛎️ Edit: should have get paid for sorting their stuff 🙊 and weirdly I seem to look so "native" in my favourite stores that people mix me up with employees and ask me where this or that is 😂 (my mother used to work as a salesclerk most of the time)

ikea is happiness.

All of my bookshelves are from IKEA. Some are over 10 years old

Yes, I can see it now. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

IKEA is love

@@wolflinggon5664 the Ivar shelf in my bedroom is from the 80s.

"We have to take it from the storage by ourselves, bring it home and assemble it by ourselves?" "Yes." "So that's how they make money."

You can bet your booties! That was a wonderful remark!

Copyright this slogan right now.

She's right though. IT would not hav a future in most countries I won't lie XD

😂same😂

The quality has a lot to do with engineering as well... most of their stuff i bacallt built with paper. (dont get me wrong i love IKEA and bacally exclusivley have their stuff in my home)

The title would be: The Vietnam Reality Lovers in german💕

I'd watch it...

Bruh stop re posting this stupid comment

@@hello_kitty4984 I like the other one

Whats so funny about it?????

What do you think about this I got from Ikea then? kzfaq.infoj_MVxop7A8U?feature=share

I think the whole world is in big thankfulness :)

@@teddywellness IKEA depletes economies of most countries. Buy furniture from your country's furniture manufacturer. Even better, from your local carpenter who can make much better bookcases and table than IKEA does. Do not let neoliberals destroy our cultures.

Your pride and joy is a place that makes cheap furtniture for students and first time home owners ? I mean… I get it Americans are proud of McDonald’s People are proud of weird things

​@Countess Fenring What's your country's pride and joy then my dear leftist rat?

You should have tried my couch. It was torture.

Wait. We have IKEA?

​@@ordinarydude2237😭😭😭

​@@ordinarydude2237 yeah, they even have an online shop if you want things delivered to your house

didn't know we had one

First time I went to IKEA in the Philippines. It was so big .my feet was aching by time we went home .

This. Everything makes sense now LOL.

Add a few bathrooms and you have a great place for homeless people. They would love it, I'm sure. Warm shower and nice bed...breakfast and then off for the day. To NOT have to deal with all the stuff that made them end on the streets the first place...

@@lisastenzel5713 Now I really wanna open a used furniture shop that doubles as a shelter/soup kitchen, we buy your old furniture, homeless people learn to repair it in the back with volunteer wood workers, sell it with volunteer sales managers, learn coking with chefs to serve in the restaurant area, acquiring marketable skills in the process to help get them back on their feet and after business hours they get to stay for the night.

​@@Soken50this sounds like a nice idea

Lol yes😭🤣😂🙌

fr!!

there are often shortcuts but you have to know where to find them

I can’t even be mad.

​@@P0nyl0ve I memorized them all the year I got back on my adderal and now whenever I go to ikea with my friends or relatives they treat me like a I have a super power bc I know all the cheat tunnels

insightful :)

Lmao there are shortcuts through every IKEA but 99%% of people somehow don't know this and go the whole round through 😂😂

I am kinda lazy and bad with all kind of manual works and I never understood the IKEA hype, it seems like such a scam to me. 🙈😅 I also can recommend having a look at the ingredient lists of the food they sell there, it's really the cheapest industry food possible. 🤢

​@@TheFren Plus, 26€ for cheap buffet food? That's too expensive, I only pay 14€ for a grand Asian cuisine buffet.

It's not a buffet.@@L.-I.

@@byakurenhoujuu It might not be a buffet, but my point stands. It's expensive for buffet/canteen food.

@@TheFren it is cheap bcs you do building yourself

You forget the smell of candles. There's always a smelling candle with you. Or a plant

And a spatula 😮

You forgot that none of the things you like were in stock so you left with nothing

@@quitstalin No you left with even more or eat 3 hotdogs instead 😂

@@Sophie-vw5ol I struggle to enumerate all the times we've gone to the store, looked at all the displays, planned and planned what we want, go to the warehouse, find out it's not in stock or it doesn't even exist in the bay

"You are welcome back when we open in 2 hours."

Don't you dare, SCP-3008

@@etherglow Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. **takes 5 damage by hit**

Thats the best game ever

HELP I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT

As a dane, I agree. It's just the best

(happy Swedish noises)

Sure, but they're involved in whipping down ancient forests in poor countries. I guess depends on what your properties are

​@@MsRainingDays sure, but so is every other furniture store. And since I'm not rich, I'll still buy my furniture there.

Agrees in French. 😂😊

Well don't worry it probobly happens to others to

Always a good choice for a first timer 🙂 lol ☺️

sometimes my friends and I just go to ikea as if it is a huge playground for adults and then go eat at the restaurant haha

How did you JUST go to the restaurant? Does that mean you didn't even go in? Or you jogged through the endless labyrinth and then went to the restaurant? Cuz Ikea is not really a place you can quit halfway through, if you're in, you're in till the end 🫠

@@rani.andretti the IKEA I've visited had the restaurant at the centre and the whole shop section surrounded it like a square. So you had, I think, four opportunities to get outta this maze. And I left after the first half. IKEA is just not my style 😂

Free coffee refill is expected in Sweden so long as you’re drinking regular coffee. We even have a specific word for it “påtår”.

Whenever we go with the kids we get one soft drink cup and everyone just takes turn getting refills.

@@schaynegeorge4793when i were a child we would go to ikea and eat ice with free refill🥹🥹🥹 but they changed it

​@@schaynegeorge4793thats a bit Scroogy... but I can relate😅

​​@@schaynegeorge4793 you can also take a dirty cup from someone else, even cheaper

Its the worst. Screw IKEA.

😯 Both? Sounds a bit too much 🤔

It's not IKEA if you can't get a bunch of hotdogs and pastries for less than 10. Also I'll always laugh at "Oiro" for Euro, it will never not be funny to me how Germans say it.

​@@Cubeforc3 We also say "Oiropah" for "Europe" 😁

@@Cubeforc3 Diphtongs in a nutshell. We aren't even as crazy about them as some of our East European neighbours with triple and quadruple diphtongs.

@@dansattah i’ll never understand the requirement of the concept of two letters put together making a different sound.. in Estonian everything is spelled as it is pronounced and vice versa except for foreign names and places :-D

@@ee326k This oddity is based on familiarity. Even though German could replace its diphthongs like "ie" > "ii", "eu" > "oi", and "äu" > "oi", its native speakers would never accept it. Just the idea to replace the generic masculine with a different form of address has become a political battlefield.

"maybe"

Yeesss! Me too!!! I've done that! 😂

That's it! You have fallen victim to their secret plan.

And once you've bought your knicknacks, tealights and paper napkins, you add some kitchen gadgets, a cutting board, a couple of those sheets you like in a new colour, some cute bowls, a duvet cover that matches the sheets, a super cute stuffie, a plant, a plant pot and a plant stand -- presto! You've spent 200 dollars!

The desperate couples with a 4 year old trying to finish a kitchen design 😊

The shark story is true.

Not if you work there….

BLAHAJ

Djungleskog

"endless" you say... 3008

Yeeess, Blåhaj was crazy popular in Russia a few years ago, people even resell them at double price. Since last year things changed... And we miss IKEA very much.

Oh, you Swedes should be proud! As someone studying design, IKEA just works! 🤭😁

​@@IKorobusyaI :/

In Vienna every single student has their Appartments full with only IKEA furniture. So all of us were desperate to finish college so we can finally be able to afford Designer furniture that not everyone you're visiting has in their Appartment as well 😅

Nice! I collect LILLEPLUTTs.

same here in the Netherlands. even better it was a IKEA and a big movie theater next to each other. (they were connected by the above ground parking garage)

@@sirBrouwer omg, that's the dream

There's shortcuts if you know what you want, though

Don't blame her it sounds like a nightmare to me!!! I'd rather be in a corn 🌽 maze!

You just need to go to the 'main road' and they have these --> stickers on the floor that tell u where to head next. At least that's what happen at ikea here. Otherwise I would be lost inside forever too 😂

@@candymomo0 If you follow the arrows you will go through all possible places. Better use shortcuts - provided you know what you want and where it is.

I go to the IKEA...catalogue 🙂 it's easier, no confusion, nothing.

It's not in my state.. I love assembling things so I am eager for Ikea to open here

Where in India?

@@Phoenix.219 same…

​@@unmouscat Hyderabad

​@@unmouscat it's also in bangalore

I also love when he calls her "Sweetie" it's so cute

I never been but I imagine myself there too because I love tealights and it's probably only thing in my $ range 😂

Uff da! 🇸🇪

That’s awesome!! You’re awesome

Erm, but isn't that the case for every furniture store? 😅

@@TheFren not necessarily no, at ikea you can get everything

@@TheFrenmost are too expensive but Ikea has a good range of prices

Try to work there, you will not see Ikea that way again.

@@mentoswatthehellI'm not surprised to hear that

@@randomtinypotatocried 😅

😂Not so. Assembly is normally priced at 10% of the amount you pay for the item.

@@mollyjonesreacts not in Germany. If I would buy a Billy for 60€: Delivery cost: 49€ Assembly: 28€ So for a 60€ shelf I would pay 77€ for delivery and assembly.

my german father in law literally lives for putting furniture together and home improvement projects

😱 Weekday nights or get delivery.