When Chaos Space Marine Legions Try Working Together

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When Chaos Space Marine Legions Try Working Together

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Edwin Von Carstein

Күн бұрын

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@disht1 Жыл бұрын

I like the touch of the Iron Warrior being the one who kept count of all the wrongs

@VertigoSatin Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad it wasn't just me: chaos autists represent!

@mordredpendragon1235 Жыл бұрын

Just like all they're wins against the Imperial Fists

@SuperPal-tr3go Жыл бұрын

When you gene-seed gives you a +50 to Math skills.

@Fearoq Жыл бұрын

LOGISTICS!!!

@Buttons99 Жыл бұрын

Yeah cause they petty like that😂😂🚸

@microwavegommmm916 Жыл бұрын

You know it's *bad* when the other followers of chaos look at you with utter disgust

@Tacoguy1000 Жыл бұрын

It's always the Emperor's Children. Even the Night Lords are sick of this.

@GLevario12 Жыл бұрын

@@Tacoguy1000 Maybe if they would just stop slapping ass. I mean it got so bad Kharn had to roast his own men into standing up for themselves against the EC.

@Lomhow Жыл бұрын

Lmao Iron Warrior probably views everyone with disgust

@Fifthmiracle Жыл бұрын

@@Tacoguy1000 Yeah, EC got beef with everybody even themselves.

@Tacoguy1000 Жыл бұрын

@@Fifthmiracle Wait, wouldn't that be the WE? What with them literally picking a fight with everything and everything.

@venomsnekko Жыл бұрын

Reminder that in-lore, even the edgelord sweatgoblins that are the Dark Eldar think the Emperor's Children are insane and stay away from them

@gregsmw Жыл бұрын

i mean thats cos they ARE insane

@Dreadbringer Жыл бұрын

Well.if you are a bdsm eldar you probably know what going to go down

@alastor8091 Жыл бұрын

Dark Eldar torture to stay alive, EC torturer because syringing ghost pepper sauce down their cocks just doesn't hit the same anymore.

@conorflinn600 Жыл бұрын

Not to mention the EC are slaanesh's legion so another really good reason to stay the fuck away when your soul is on the line

@urbanfrog Жыл бұрын

Tbf dark eldar are probably worst, they just fear the EC because an eldar is a god damn 7 course boutique feast for them

@kennethclark4599 Жыл бұрын

Ironically, this can be considered PG Slaanesh behavior.

@stonemanofgardnerville1162 Жыл бұрын

It's like Russians with beer being soda classed.....but with genitalia and hardcore chems

@TheJerbol Жыл бұрын

@@stonemanofgardnerville1162 what?

@stonemanofgardnerville1162 Жыл бұрын

@@TheJerbol look up Russian beer laws circa pre 2018 I think

@TheCzeslawConman Жыл бұрын

PG? This is downright G rated behavior for the Emperor's Children.

@wuurlii Жыл бұрын

More like G rated. Like, Bambi but they censored out the whole part of his mom getting shot.

@TalesOfTerraVA Жыл бұрын

So much potential Emperor's Children content from Key and Peele. Wendell at the sex addiction meeting.

@GreaterGrievobeast55 Жыл бұрын

In general, Carl and Mister Stanley could definitely be two psychers duling it out And that plane sketch about the seatbelt light being on can be the navigator arguing with an astartes while traveling through the warp.

@babysealsareyummy Жыл бұрын

“I hit that…. Sexually…”

@BlazingOwnager Жыл бұрын

We were boning wontly, and doing the drugs Then an giant eye in space ripped open and sucked the soul out of my entire homeworld CONSEQUENCES

@jacobturner1490 Жыл бұрын

I really want them to somehow incorporate "HUH HUH HUH HUH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD D? I GOT THAT GOOD D!"

@TheAngriestReptileAlive Жыл бұрын

I’d like to see a Wendell Tyranid go off about pizza

@jakeg3733 Жыл бұрын

This is why Chaos hasn't rolled the Imperium yet. Too busy slapping ass and arguing with each other

@stevenhernandeznon-profitf968 Жыл бұрын

Facts

@monkeykingyo6359 Жыл бұрын

So much so there's wasn't one black legion marine 🤣 they're Fed Up 🤣🤣

@mordredpendragon1235 Жыл бұрын

Yup because Abaddon really isn't a great leader Like who follows a guy who has 10 different crusades against the same enemy and not get anywhere

@riven5677 Жыл бұрын

@@mordredpendragon1235to be fair most of his crusades were effective from getting recourses or territory but yeah in the grand scheme of things it’s not much

@mordredpendragon1235 Жыл бұрын

@Riven They need a actual leader if chaos is actual gonna win. Not some what a be Horus fucker

@Deadman1000 Жыл бұрын

"Why the f×ck you countin man?!" is exactly what I'd expect from one of The Emperor's Children.

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Жыл бұрын

Orion warriors count stuff and dig holes

@gonotgentleman Жыл бұрын

“I’m from the First Founding. All I’ve known since I was a little aspirant is to kill Loyalists and slap-ass.” “This is a Black Crusade, Ravenus. We’re all from the First Founding!”

@Deadman1000 Жыл бұрын

YOU SLAP ASS LUCIUS!

@Minotaur-ey2lg Жыл бұрын

Damn it! You beat me to it. Best part of the skit.

@DeepBarney Жыл бұрын

I'm tired so I initially read this as "Fist Pounding". While accurate to the emperor's children, probably not what you intended the reader to think.

@riven5677 Жыл бұрын

Little timothius: I’m not

@ThatOneElfEnjoyer Жыл бұрын

@@riven5677STFU BROTHER TIMOTHIUS, BEFORE I FEED YOU TO THAT CHAOS SPAWN!!

@brianu2229 Жыл бұрын

This is pretty representative of why Abaddon spends only about 10% of his time leading from the front, because the other 90% is spent knocking heads together to keep these idiots in line and not killing each other.

@KatamariCruza 11 ай бұрын

210% lore accurate. Especially the exchange between the Khornate and Slanneshie Marine.

@ninetendopesaitama2107 9 ай бұрын

My thoughts. The lore is so deep. ☮️

@michaelsouslin891 Жыл бұрын

"And you say slap ass every time", that's sounds like the perfect emperors children battle cry just a wave of them charging screaming, "SLAP ASS", you'd b happy if they just killed you knowing they're coming 😆

@aprinnyonbreak1290 Жыл бұрын

This is absolutely the battle cry of Slaaneshi forces when Slaanesh is feeling jovial. I also feel like it would work as a directed Chaos march on Tzeentch. Slap Ass is great for Slaanesh, Khorne is on board with the slapping, and Nurgle the ass, leaving Tzeentch feeling like the nerd about to be pushed into a locker with an ass so red that Magnus will be called the pale.

@GreaterGrievobeast55 Жыл бұрын

Noise marine after several months of recovery: there's a Titan in the room, and you know I wanna talk aboooout it. See, I had a problem. _It was baaaad_ at my lowest point, I would sneak into a slaanesh's fiend stable; when you find your self at 1AM with your hand in the air an a feral daemons ass in front of your face that's when you know it's bad! *trembles* *other chaos marines grimace pitifully* Noise marine: but i'm ok now! I'm all better guys honestly! Just treat me like i'm normal! New Death guard recruit with some 'spoiled cake:' HEY GUYS! Maybe after a battle victory, we could go dancing, right? BABABABABABAB *throwing it back* noise marine:....... world eater: NO RAFFI! Noise marine: SSSLAAAAAP AAAAAAAAAASSSS!

@evilemperorzurg9615 Жыл бұрын

A Slaneeshi chaos marine just slapping ass is being downright respectful of others boundaries

@benoliver5593 Жыл бұрын

This is perfection 😂😂😂 the way he stare off into the distance at the amount of times he slapped ass kills me 0:28

@TheKevon305 3 ай бұрын

"You slap ass, Garcia!?" Dude has literal chainsaws for hands

@mamons_2339 6 ай бұрын

Being a worshiper of Chaos Undivided must be pain in the ass. How are you supposed to unite all of these maniacs?

@uberneanderthal Жыл бұрын

at least he doesn't squeeze after the slap. even chaos marines have boundaries.

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Жыл бұрын

They don’t squeeze . . . They just keep the slap going till it’s 8th base

@Yoshwayy Жыл бұрын

We should’ve had a BLOATED Death Guard marine come in at the end with a big ol’ ass. “We’re gonna need a bigger boat”

@bustavonnutz Жыл бұрын

K&P is a goldmine for 40k memes, primarch names remind me of the Collegiate East-West Bowl skit.

@aprinnyonbreak1290 Жыл бұрын

I do like how in the sea of faux-Latin blender double parters that most of the primarchs have, Magnus and Vulcan kinda stand out as being... MORE reasonable. And then there's Angron who is just the weirdo.

@bustavonnutz Жыл бұрын

@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Ferrus Manus will always take the cake for me. Iron Hands primarch whose name means... iron hand

@nathanl8622 Жыл бұрын

@@bustavonnutz Ferrus Manus, of the Iron Hands, riding on the Fist of Iron with his metal-coated hands.

@FormerGovernmentHuman Жыл бұрын

You may have a brilliant idea here….

@rodneynoble6046 Жыл бұрын

There's a killer Ace Combat parody of that video. Priceless

@joshua41175 7 ай бұрын

Alpharius just sitting there being imperceptible, trying to make strong no one realizes he's ventriloquising the emperors children into saying the shit he says.

@necasperaterent29386 Жыл бұрын

Now you need to do the second part! "If you find yourself in a stable at two in the morning... Staring at a horse's butt in front of you... You know it's baaaaad." 🤣

@monkeykingyo6359 Жыл бұрын

It would be an Emperor's Children Chaos Marine too 🤣 I could imagine Kharn stopping in the middle of a blood rage because of how uncomfortable he's getting.

@GruwskiTheDogski Жыл бұрын

That fucking ending man! Had me laughing so bloody hard! XD

@freakyzed8467 2 ай бұрын

Kharn's counter isn't his battlefield kills, it's how many times he has witnessed a member of the Emperor's Children slap ass.

@christophercondon5048 7 ай бұрын

No one likes to be alone with the emperors children, and this is why.

@SmithOfGear92 Жыл бұрын

Raphi: Okay, hold on one second; let's go to the time-out... *I serve the Ruinous Powers,* okay? All I know since I was given stolen Gene Seed... is to sack loyalist worlds and to say "Slap ass!" every single time I [BEEP]in' slap ass!!! Garcia: *WE ARE CHAOS SPACE MARINES, RAPHI. WE ALL SERVE THE RUINOUS POWERS.*

@yoshidinono8095 Жыл бұрын

QUIT PLAYING, MAN! COME GET YOUR SLAP ASS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@michaelsouslin891 Жыл бұрын

"You're the only slap ass that matters Garcia", and the, "were gonna need bigger boat", reference always kill the most about the slap ass sketches

@hjluke4807 Жыл бұрын

It's always the Emperor's Children who are the little as***les.

@christhovhannisyan2074 Жыл бұрын

This is some Extremely high level of art

@HubiKoshi Жыл бұрын

"I have a problem" The list of his addictions and problems would surpass the size of the Imperial Legal Doctrine.

@flmwmg3014 Жыл бұрын

Man, Slaanesh is too much even for Chaos!

@taylortetra1781 Жыл бұрын

Lmao thank you for editing the end exact as expecting. Wow this is on point

@pedroaquiles2074 Жыл бұрын

the ending, lmao

@lancechamberlin8687 Жыл бұрын

Making some WE Terminators and now one is definitely going to be named Garcia.

@Lechuga1815 Жыл бұрын

Calmest World-Eater

@RawAbiding 3 ай бұрын

He is at a sensitive spot atm, for his ass has been slapped.

@Brendissimo1 Жыл бұрын

Yes, bring forth more K&P/40k videos!

@gempower8029 9 ай бұрын

I love how all our media can fit in 40k lore so well

@5TailFox Жыл бұрын

Captures the Emperor's Children perfectly. 😄

@danieldaw1778 Жыл бұрын

So many key and peele sketches just fit so well in these 40k faction interactions and I'm here for it

@Ancient_Path 6 ай бұрын

I've learned just enough lore to be able to keep up with your videos. and it feels good to be on the inside.

@magicmanscott40k Жыл бұрын

This is why I love chaos. The diversity

@SneakyWooddha 4 ай бұрын

We have to admit it, these two are the lost primarchs. And I understand why Rogal asked Malcador to wipe his memories

@datsneefa Жыл бұрын

do the steampunk one for the eldar

@Deadassbruhfrfr Жыл бұрын

We *NEED* more WH40K/Key and Peele content! This was hilarious lmaoo

@Endlessvoidsutidos 2 ай бұрын

chaos blood marine have chainsaws for hands but even he can't cut through the awkwardness

@MetallicBascinet 3 ай бұрын

if P. Diddy was in sports lol

@mad8764 8 ай бұрын

Perfect 100% lore accurate

@IonicSarge Жыл бұрын

Inaccurate, Emperors Children don’t ask for permission

@grayve2122 Жыл бұрын

i have to admit, I've only learned warhammer 40k lore so i could understand these memes

@Gary-gq2le Жыл бұрын

This is absolute gold! 😂😂

@amirhb7531 Жыл бұрын

In a few years all 40k content will blow up when cavill's show comes out

@yermekfun8203 Жыл бұрын

this Warhammer x Key & Peele crossovers is so unexpectedely good😂

@Born-Bitter Жыл бұрын

We’ve all been there.

@tombranch2261 3 ай бұрын

Now im waiting for a grimdark story about Slaaneshi Chaos warriors that savagely slap the backsides of their enemies while yelling "SLAP ASS" in their gods name.

@StckYefingurinit 4 ай бұрын

I feel like the one who said the amount of times should of be Tzneetch follower

@Hollyclown Жыл бұрын

Its always Slaanesh.

@MrMacavity 2 ай бұрын

typical Slaneesh 😆

@birdiemcchicken1471 9 ай бұрын

The title implies that they are going to fail to working together. But then the Rubric and Iron Warrior actually have the Berserker's back in this scene.

@nflynn Жыл бұрын

One of your finest "I slap ass!"

@Ceyx000 7 ай бұрын

"Four hundrehed twenty shven tihmes"

@Zoey_96cx 11 ай бұрын

Of course he's a Slanneshi CSM.

@AssOnAPlate187 Жыл бұрын

The Rs on their hats stand for RENEGADE.

@Lordborgoth666 4 ай бұрын

Yeah the iron warrior would remember the count.... Iron within thin iron without

@johnroscoe2406 7 ай бұрын

White Scars and driving Emperor's Children and slapping ass This guy know his 40K

@OGdutch973 Жыл бұрын

This is a masterpiece

@shanemcinally7092 Ай бұрын

this is a distribution of the color purple.

@trikk9964 Жыл бұрын

... "Pride Friendly"... has worn-out its welcome... even in the Warp...

@UrsusSuperior44 Жыл бұрын

I, and many much more people, *do not* want to know how the "wear and tear" was accomplished in this here instance...

@trikk9964 Жыл бұрын

@AK-yy6yf ... lol. I guess there was a little-more friction than I had originally assumed...

@sethierot7067 Жыл бұрын

XD the Key and Peele skits are just perfect.

@darkesuret 11 ай бұрын

Genius lvl comedy elevated to an chaotic & entropic lvl of comedy. Keep up the good work Sir!

@james6792-m1w Жыл бұрын

Key and Pelees content is so incredible haha

@christophermccutcheon2143 7 ай бұрын

The model for the Khorne marine looks really frustrated with himself cos of how he's posed. Like "i got 2 hands to cut food and no fingers to pick it up!"

@KamekazeKuban Жыл бұрын

Ebori tine 😂😂😂 Key did a great job with that accent lmao

@2Rashma2 Жыл бұрын

Best one I've seen, works perfectly

@doodguy12 8 ай бұрын

The fact that they’re all wearing caps with R for rebellion

@joonheehan9183 Жыл бұрын

Why.....Why does this kinda make sense to me?......WHY?????

@brockroberts7243 Жыл бұрын

I feel like were losing sight of the fact of this being HERESY!!!

@sbraypaynt Жыл бұрын

My god look at all the beautiful armour artwork

@gr0mit948 9 ай бұрын

Had to be the slanneshy didn't it.

@jarretthuffin Жыл бұрын

The ending had me

@docd0071 Жыл бұрын

Well the slap ass guy is obviously an Emperors children.

@sarinat3101 10 ай бұрын

I just finished Angel Exterminatus and it makes perfect sense this is where it's all headed.

@epicmediocrity2603 Жыл бұрын

Just gimme one more

@breadtoasted2269 Жыл бұрын

This is how advertising should be done for games new games 😂

@fyka2902 Жыл бұрын

Slaanesh: "So your brothers did not appreciate your affection. You poor thing. Why don't you try hitting them harder(and deeper) next time, with a clenched fist. I'm sure they will love it... Eventually."