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@disht1 Жыл бұрын
I like the touch of the Iron Warrior being the one who kept count of all the wrongs
@VertigoSatin Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad it wasn't just me: chaos autists represent!
@mordredpendragon1235 Жыл бұрын
Just like all they're wins against the Imperial Fists
@SuperPal-tr3go Жыл бұрын
When you gene-seed gives you a +50 to Math skills.
@Fearoq Жыл бұрын
LOGISTICS!!!
@Buttons99 Жыл бұрын
Yeah cause they petty like that😂😂🚸
@microwavegommmm916 Жыл бұрын
You know it's *bad* when the other followers of chaos look at you with utter disgust
@Tacoguy1000 Жыл бұрын
It's always the Emperor's Children. Even the Night Lords are sick of this.
@GLevario12 Жыл бұрын
@@Tacoguy1000 Maybe if they would just stop slapping ass. I mean it got so bad Kharn had to roast his own men into standing up for themselves against the EC.
@Lomhow Жыл бұрын
Lmao Iron Warrior probably views everyone with disgust
@Fifthmiracle Жыл бұрын
@@Tacoguy1000 Yeah, EC got beef with everybody even themselves.
@Tacoguy1000 Жыл бұрын
@@Fifthmiracle Wait, wouldn't that be the WE? What with them literally picking a fight with everything and everything.
@venomsnekko Жыл бұрын
Reminder that in-lore, even the edgelord sweatgoblins that are the Dark Eldar think the Emperor's Children are insane and stay away from them
@gregsmw Жыл бұрын
i mean thats cos they ARE insane
@Dreadbringer Жыл бұрын
Well.if you are a bdsm eldar you probably know what going to go down
@alastor8091 Жыл бұрын
Dark Eldar torture to stay alive, EC torturer because syringing ghost pepper sauce down their cocks just doesn't hit the same anymore.
@conorflinn600 Жыл бұрын
Not to mention the EC are slaanesh's legion so another really good reason to stay the fuck away when your soul is on the line
@urbanfrog Жыл бұрын
Tbf dark eldar are probably worst, they just fear the EC because an eldar is a god damn 7 course boutique feast for them
@kennethclark4599 Жыл бұрын
Ironically, this can be considered PG Slaanesh behavior.
@stonemanofgardnerville1162 Жыл бұрын
It's like Russians with beer being soda classed.....but with genitalia and hardcore chems
@TheJerbol Жыл бұрын
@@stonemanofgardnerville1162 what?
@stonemanofgardnerville1162 Жыл бұрын
@@TheJerbol look up Russian beer laws circa pre 2018 I think
@TheCzeslawConman Жыл бұрын
PG? This is downright G rated behavior for the Emperor's Children.
@wuurlii Жыл бұрын
More like G rated. Like, Bambi but they censored out the whole part of his mom getting shot.
@TalesOfTerraVA Жыл бұрын
So much potential Emperor's Children content from Key and Peele. Wendell at the sex addiction meeting.
@GreaterGrievobeast55 Жыл бұрын
In general, Carl and Mister Stanley could definitely be two psychers duling it out And that plane sketch about the seatbelt light being on can be the navigator arguing with an astartes while traveling through the warp.
@babysealsareyummy Жыл бұрын
“I hit that…. Sexually…”
@BlazingOwnager Жыл бұрын
We were boning wontly, and doing the drugs Then an giant eye in space ripped open and sucked the soul out of my entire homeworld CONSEQUENCES
@jacobturner1490 Жыл бұрын
I really want them to somehow incorporate "HUH HUH HUH HUH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD D? I GOT THAT GOOD D!"
@TheAngriestReptileAlive Жыл бұрын
I’d like to see a Wendell Tyranid go off about pizza
@jakeg3733 Жыл бұрын
This is why Chaos hasn't rolled the Imperium yet. Too busy slapping ass and arguing with each other
@stevenhernandeznon-profitf968 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@monkeykingyo6359 Жыл бұрын
So much so there's wasn't one black legion marine 🤣 they're Fed Up 🤣🤣
@mordredpendragon1235 Жыл бұрын
Yup because Abaddon really isn't a great leader Like who follows a guy who has 10 different crusades against the same enemy and not get anywhere
@riven5677 Жыл бұрын
@@mordredpendragon1235to be fair most of his crusades were effective from getting recourses or territory but yeah in the grand scheme of things it’s not much
@mordredpendragon1235 Жыл бұрын
@Riven They need a actual leader if chaos is actual gonna win. Not some what a be Horus fucker
@Deadman1000 Жыл бұрын
"Why the f×ck you countin man?!" is exactly what I'd expect from one of The Emperor's Children.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Жыл бұрын
Orion warriors count stuff and dig holes
@gonotgentleman Жыл бұрын
“I’m from the First Founding. All I’ve known since I was a little aspirant is to kill Loyalists and slap-ass.” “This is a Black Crusade, Ravenus. We’re all from the First Founding!”
@Deadman1000 Жыл бұрын
YOU SLAP ASS LUCIUS!
@Minotaur-ey2lg Жыл бұрын
Damn it! You beat me to it. Best part of the skit.
@DeepBarney Жыл бұрын
I'm tired so I initially read this as "Fist Pounding". While accurate to the emperor's children, probably not what you intended the reader to think.
@riven5677 Жыл бұрын
Little timothius: I’m not
@ThatOneElfEnjoyer Жыл бұрын
@@riven5677STFU BROTHER TIMOTHIUS, BEFORE I FEED YOU TO THAT CHAOS SPAWN!!
@brianu2229 Жыл бұрын
This is pretty representative of why Abaddon spends only about 10% of his time leading from the front, because the other 90% is spent knocking heads together to keep these idiots in line and not killing each other.
@KatamariCruza11 ай бұрын
210% lore accurate. Especially the exchange between the Khornate and Slanneshie Marine.
@ninetendopesaitama21079 ай бұрын
My thoughts. The lore is so deep. ☮️
@michaelsouslin891 Жыл бұрын
"And you say slap ass every time", that's sounds like the perfect emperors children battle cry just a wave of them charging screaming, "SLAP ASS", you'd b happy if they just killed you knowing they're coming 😆
@aprinnyonbreak1290 Жыл бұрын
This is absolutely the battle cry of Slaaneshi forces when Slaanesh is feeling jovial. I also feel like it would work as a directed Chaos march on Tzeentch. Slap Ass is great for Slaanesh, Khorne is on board with the slapping, and Nurgle the ass, leaving Tzeentch feeling like the nerd about to be pushed into a locker with an ass so red that Magnus will be called the pale.
@GreaterGrievobeast55 Жыл бұрын
Noise marine after several months of recovery: there's a Titan in the room, and you know I wanna talk aboooout it. See, I had a problem. _It was baaaad_ at my lowest point, I would sneak into a slaanesh's fiend stable; when you find your self at 1AM with your hand in the air an a feral daemons ass in front of your face that's when you know it's bad! *trembles* *other chaos marines grimace pitifully* Noise marine: but i'm ok now! I'm all better guys honestly! Just treat me like i'm normal! New Death guard recruit with some 'spoiled cake:' HEY GUYS! Maybe after a battle victory, we could go dancing, right? BABABABABABAB *throwing it back* noise marine:....... world eater: NO RAFFI! Noise marine: SSSLAAAAAP AAAAAAAAAASSSS!
@evilemperorzurg9615 Жыл бұрын
A Slaneeshi chaos marine just slapping ass is being downright respectful of others boundaries
@benoliver5593 Жыл бұрын
This is perfection 😂😂😂 the way he stare off into the distance at the amount of times he slapped ass kills me 0:28
@TheKevon3053 ай бұрын
"You slap ass, Garcia!?" Dude has literal chainsaws for hands
@mamons_23396 ай бұрын
Being a worshiper of Chaos Undivided must be pain in the ass. How are you supposed to unite all of these maniacs?
@uberneanderthal Жыл бұрын
at least he doesn't squeeze after the slap. even chaos marines have boundaries.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Жыл бұрын
They don’t squeeze . . . They just keep the slap going till it’s 8th base
@Yoshwayy Жыл бұрын
We should’ve had a BLOATED Death Guard marine come in at the end with a big ol’ ass. “We’re gonna need a bigger boat”
@bustavonnutz Жыл бұрын
K&P is a goldmine for 40k memes, primarch names remind me of the Collegiate East-West Bowl skit.
@aprinnyonbreak1290 Жыл бұрын
I do like how in the sea of faux-Latin blender double parters that most of the primarchs have, Magnus and Vulcan kinda stand out as being... MORE reasonable. And then there's Angron who is just the weirdo.
@bustavonnutz Жыл бұрын
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Ferrus Manus will always take the cake for me. Iron Hands primarch whose name means... iron hand
@nathanl8622 Жыл бұрын
@@bustavonnutz Ferrus Manus, of the Iron Hands, riding on the Fist of Iron with his metal-coated hands.
@FormerGovernmentHuman Жыл бұрын
You may have a brilliant idea here….
@rodneynoble6046 Жыл бұрын
There's a killer Ace Combat parody of that video. Priceless
@joshua411757 ай бұрын
Alpharius just sitting there being imperceptible, trying to make strong no one realizes he's ventriloquising the emperors children into saying the shit he says.
@necasperaterent29386 Жыл бұрын
Now you need to do the second part! "If you find yourself in a stable at two in the morning... Staring at a horse's butt in front of you... You know it's baaaaad." 🤣
@monkeykingyo6359 Жыл бұрын
It would be an Emperor's Children Chaos Marine too 🤣 I could imagine Kharn stopping in the middle of a blood rage because of how uncomfortable he's getting.
@GruwskiTheDogski Жыл бұрын
That fucking ending man! Had me laughing so bloody hard! XD
@freakyzed84672 ай бұрын
Kharn's counter isn't his battlefield kills, it's how many times he has witnessed a member of the Emperor's Children slap ass.
@christophercondon50487 ай бұрын
No one likes to be alone with the emperors children, and this is why.
@SmithOfGear92 Жыл бұрын
Raphi: Okay, hold on one second; let's go to the time-out... *I serve the Ruinous Powers,* okay? All I know since I was given stolen Gene Seed... is to sack loyalist worlds and to say "Slap ass!" every single time I [BEEP]in' slap ass!!! Garcia: *WE ARE CHAOS SPACE MARINES, RAPHI. WE ALL SERVE THE RUINOUS POWERS.*
@yoshidinono8095 Жыл бұрын
QUIT PLAYING, MAN! COME GET YOUR SLAP ASS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michaelsouslin891 Жыл бұрын
"You're the only slap ass that matters Garcia", and the, "were gonna need bigger boat", reference always kill the most about the slap ass sketches
@hjluke4807 Жыл бұрын
It's always the Emperor's Children who are the little as***les.
@christhovhannisyan2074 Жыл бұрын
This is some Extremely high level of art
@HubiKoshi Жыл бұрын
"I have a problem" The list of his addictions and problems would surpass the size of the Imperial Legal Doctrine.
@flmwmg3014 Жыл бұрын
Man, Slaanesh is too much even for Chaos!
@taylortetra1781 Жыл бұрын
Lmao thank you for editing the end exact as expecting. Wow this is on point
@pedroaquiles2074 Жыл бұрын
the ending, lmao
@lancechamberlin8687 Жыл бұрын
Making some WE Terminators and now one is definitely going to be named Garcia.
@Lechuga1815 Жыл бұрын
Calmest World-Eater
@RawAbiding3 ай бұрын
He is at a sensitive spot atm, for his ass has been slapped.
@Brendissimo1 Жыл бұрын
Yes, bring forth more K&P/40k videos!
@gempower80299 ай бұрын
I love how all our media can fit in 40k lore so well
@5TailFox Жыл бұрын
Captures the Emperor's Children perfectly. 😄
@danieldaw1778 Жыл бұрын
So many key and peele sketches just fit so well in these 40k faction interactions and I'm here for it
@Ancient_Path6 ай бұрын
I've learned just enough lore to be able to keep up with your videos. and it feels good to be on the inside.
@magicmanscott40k Жыл бұрын
This is why I love chaos. The diversity
@SneakyWooddha4 ай бұрын
We have to admit it, these two are the lost primarchs. And I understand why Rogal asked Malcador to wipe his memories
@datsneefa Жыл бұрын
do the steampunk one for the eldar
@Deadassbruhfrfr Жыл бұрын
We *NEED* more WH40K/Key and Peele content! This was hilarious lmaoo
@Endlessvoidsutidos2 ай бұрын
chaos blood marine have chainsaws for hands but even he can't cut through the awkwardness
@MetallicBascinet3 ай бұрын
if P. Diddy was in sports lol
@mad87648 ай бұрын
Perfect 100% lore accurate
@IonicSarge Жыл бұрын
Inaccurate, Emperors Children don’t ask for permission
@grayve2122 Жыл бұрын
i have to admit, I've only learned warhammer 40k lore so i could understand these memes
@Gary-gq2le Жыл бұрын
This is absolute gold! 😂😂
@amirhb7531 Жыл бұрын
In a few years all 40k content will blow up when cavill's show comes out
@yermekfun8203 Жыл бұрын
this Warhammer x Key & Peele crossovers is so unexpectedely good😂
@Born-Bitter Жыл бұрын
We’ve all been there.
@tombranch22613 ай бұрын
Now im waiting for a grimdark story about Slaaneshi Chaos warriors that savagely slap the backsides of their enemies while yelling "SLAP ASS" in their gods name.
@StckYefingurinit4 ай бұрын
I feel like the one who said the amount of times should of be Tzneetch follower
@Hollyclown Жыл бұрын
Its always Slaanesh.
@MrMacavity2 ай бұрын
typical Slaneesh 😆
@birdiemcchicken14719 ай бұрын
The title implies that they are going to fail to working together. But then the Rubric and Iron Warrior actually have the Berserker's back in this scene.
@nflynn Жыл бұрын
One of your finest "I slap ass!"
@Ceyx0007 ай бұрын
"Four hundrehed twenty shven tihmes"
@Zoey_96cx11 ай бұрын
Of course he's a Slanneshi CSM.
@AssOnAPlate187 Жыл бұрын
The Rs on their hats stand for RENEGADE.
@Lordborgoth6664 ай бұрын
Yeah the iron warrior would remember the count.... Iron within thin iron without
@johnroscoe24067 ай бұрын
White Scars and driving Emperor's Children and slapping ass This guy know his 40K
@OGdutch973 Жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece
@shanemcinally7092Ай бұрын
this is a distribution of the color purple.
@trikk9964 Жыл бұрын
... "Pride Friendly"... has worn-out its welcome... even in the Warp...
@UrsusSuperior44 Жыл бұрын
I, and many much more people, *do not* want to know how the "wear and tear" was accomplished in this here instance...
@trikk9964 Жыл бұрын
@AK-yy6yf ... lol. I guess there was a little-more friction than I had originally assumed...
@sethierot7067 Жыл бұрын
XD the Key and Peele skits are just perfect.
@darkesuret11 ай бұрын
Genius lvl comedy elevated to an chaotic & entropic lvl of comedy. Keep up the good work Sir!
@james6792-m1w Жыл бұрын
Key and Pelees content is so incredible haha
@christophermccutcheon21437 ай бұрын
The model for the Khorne marine looks really frustrated with himself cos of how he's posed. Like "i got 2 hands to cut food and no fingers to pick it up!"
@KamekazeKuban Жыл бұрын
Ebori tine 😂😂😂 Key did a great job with that accent lmao
@2Rashma2 Жыл бұрын
Best one I've seen, works perfectly
@doodguy128 ай бұрын
The fact that they’re all wearing caps with R for rebellion
@joonheehan9183 Жыл бұрын
Why.....Why does this kinda make sense to me?......WHY?????
@brockroberts7243 Жыл бұрын
I feel like were losing sight of the fact of this being HERESY!!!
@sbraypaynt Жыл бұрын
My god look at all the beautiful armour artwork
@gr0mit9489 ай бұрын
Had to be the slanneshy didn't it.
@jarretthuffin Жыл бұрын
The ending had me
@docd0071 Жыл бұрын
Well the slap ass guy is obviously an Emperors children.
@sarinat310110 ай бұрын
I just finished Angel Exterminatus and it makes perfect sense this is where it's all headed.
@epicmediocrity2603 Жыл бұрын
Just gimme one more
@breadtoasted2269 Жыл бұрын
This is how advertising should be done for games new games 😂
@fyka2902 Жыл бұрын
Slaanesh: "So your brothers did not appreciate your affection. You poor thing. Why don't you try hitting them harder(and deeper) next time, with a clenched fist. I'm sure they will love it... Eventually."
@Voodoo_Robot2 ай бұрын
"Ebry tine!"
@whatupguys1 Жыл бұрын
Of course the freak had to be one of the Emperor's Children.
@Its_Cannon Жыл бұрын
Every interaction between Kharn and Lucius.
@thepyramidsisblackmade-gu8wb Жыл бұрын
'I have a prooOooblem'
@Airsaber Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, nothing like good ol' Chaos Slapmarines. Some of them of the Slaapnesh type.
@HauntedFishes Жыл бұрын
Where my plague marines at?
@jeanlannes1673 Жыл бұрын
Wow, the world eater acctualy can talk without shouting and think philosophically
@Antonin1738 Жыл бұрын
cannot wait for the sequel for this
@izzydarkhart4144 Жыл бұрын
Not going to lie this reminds me of one of my coworkers
@ckennedy19736 ай бұрын
Yo…the Emperor protects
@SoldierSpiderx Жыл бұрын
lmao so true and image if all the Legions actually work together, alot shit could be done but each Legions have their own goal and do their own shit
@duomaxwell7190 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, they are lucky that he is only slapping their ass and not something even worse
@TomBombadil1350 Жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!
@zzy8811 Жыл бұрын
Emperors children wont admit they have a problem LOL
@mau48310 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 why the call out bruh, why do I relate too much !?