"I dont give a f***, I'm just into the chaos of it" Awesome
@SaucepanMan77 Жыл бұрын
The face he pulls when he goes “I’ve got nothing to hide in my sock” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I think about this video so regularly just because of that expression. So fucking funny.
@wesleyashworth50612 жыл бұрын
Hi Limmy, just to clear up any confusion…..there actually is a law ‘ Drunk in Charge of a Bycicle’. I should know I was fined £40 for it back in late 80s. An auspicious start to a life of crime.
@Vandyt842 Жыл бұрын
It’s actually illegal to be drunk in a pub go figure lol
@benjaminclarke7984 Жыл бұрын
Bet the cunts 400 quid now, fucking scum
@Alphoric11 ай бұрын
The law only applies to roads
@wesleyashworth506111 ай бұрын
@@Alphoric wow thanks for clearing that up. So if you’re cycling drunk at home , in a field, at the bottom of a swimming pool, on the moon, you’re fine
@Alphoric11 ай бұрын
@@wesleyashworth5061 Yh a town centre might be like a 50/50 chance of a fine but you can cycle drunk on Buckingham palaces roof and you won’t get charged for the drunk cycling
@joseph18452 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing he had 5 magic beans in his sock
@b-m94802 жыл бұрын
''five to's in my sock'' hahahahah
@ConvexFoldsАй бұрын
Limmy's fight club, love it!
@luciusoglesby24692 жыл бұрын
Bro I understand this dudes comedy style entirely lolol he spends about 30 minutes just vaguely trying to describe like the possibility of the concept of a law against drunk cycling that may or may not be on the books lol
@HaggisDruid2 жыл бұрын
I find it so amusing. He makes it entertaining.
@t.c.4321 Жыл бұрын
Shut up yank
@rockyoungblood6470 Жыл бұрын
Yes I also understand comedy fellow genius
@sonice90206 ай бұрын
eyes and ears are a gift, my friends
@Elliot-no3wi20 күн бұрын
I get it entirely too
@jimmy74342 жыл бұрын
From experience I’d recommend not cycling pissed
@Comedy-xo1xp Жыл бұрын
That applies to both English (drunken) and American (angry) meanings of that slang term.
@jamwri67110 ай бұрын
Love how his mind turns it into impro😂
@lmmn5780 Жыл бұрын
Toes. Ec-toes.
@frostieuk3064 Жыл бұрын
This shit be real in Glesga...madness, mayhem, insanity...
@percival77542 жыл бұрын
so he pretended to phone the police but then they actually came
@providief Жыл бұрын
cos he's the king of Glasgow
@letsstartawarsaidmaggieoneday Жыл бұрын
Police are always in george square
@acksawblack Жыл бұрын
Literal centre of the city centre.
@vonFisch9 ай бұрын
Limmy must have been a riot back in his day...
@Vandyt842 Жыл бұрын
Deliberately sorta 😂
@jekanyika2 ай бұрын
I was once in a car that got stopped by the police and they searched the car with a sniffer dog. Nothing was found and as we drove away the driver said "I'm glad they didn't find this" as he pulled a couple of bags of charlie out from somewhere.
@CM-zn7rd2 ай бұрын
Did ye aye
@Alphoric11 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure you can only get charged if you’re on a bike on the roads whilst drunk. On the pavements or on a field you’re absolutely fine
@I_am_BiG_Al2 жыл бұрын
No snitching limmy
@Manhandle7302 жыл бұрын
Snitches get stitches.
@I_am_BiG_Al2 жыл бұрын
@@Manhandle730 frozen Stella can in a sock
@frostieuk3064 Жыл бұрын
Eccies....5 of the bastarded things 😂😂😂😂
@All4Tanuki Жыл бұрын
What was the prompt for this one?
@Notpoop906 Жыл бұрын
yeah the cycling law for being drunk basically comes down to the discretion of the officer and his opinion on whether you are able to cycle safely still. being drunk in itself isn't against the law but if you are suspected to be unsafe because you are drunk then you can be told to get off the bike or charged depending on whats happened.
@IRVDawg Жыл бұрын
9:30 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Anthonys_S7 ай бұрын
If you weren’t a Limmy fan before , he can cycle sometimes with out toes in his socks , now that’s a trick
@tojiroh Жыл бұрын
There was a time when I actively seeked confrontation... I was angry, frustrated, and didn't know how to vent. Fortunately I've wised up, got my bearings, and I'm enjoying life. Combat sports also help. 😉
@cattysplat Жыл бұрын
Experience a few traumatic events in life. Carry on, decades later. Brain: I'd like to remind you that this terrible thing happened to you and am going to reproduce the same awful feelings you felt to make it as immersive as possible. Enjoy!
@Yabushiga6 ай бұрын
Just as i lay my head on the pillow to got to sleep
@RetroPlus2 жыл бұрын
Lucky he didn't get shanked
@shmok3y2 жыл бұрын
Yeah who knows what limmy got under his sleeve
@mrmalcolm2 жыл бұрын
No, Somali chavs are wimps and wannabe gangstas
@JC-km5xw Жыл бұрын
shanked is tory patter
@LK25278 Жыл бұрын
@@JC-km5xw whats the non tory alternative
@JC-km5xw Жыл бұрын
@@LK25278 plugged
@Mrs.A5836 ай бұрын
90s and 2000 I use to ride my bike loads in England and Scotland I was asked to walk the bike out site go back on it no popping wheely lol also had my stash in fag pack close call 😅
@Jozezezeze Жыл бұрын
If his toes were joints, the cops probably smelled it
@okay8094 Жыл бұрын
Nah, eccies
@Jozezezeze Жыл бұрын
@@okay8094 nice, gotcha
@magdalenaneedham29722 жыл бұрын
I've been watching the limey show and his stream clips for months and I feel bad but I literally only understand like 20% of what he's saying at all times
@Comedy-xo1xp Жыл бұрын
You need to up your Scottish
@JenifAR87 Жыл бұрын
Blimey Limey.
@outoforbit- Жыл бұрын
Now, now Limmy, you did kind of ask for it. Im not defending them btw.
@Analoguebubblebath892 жыл бұрын
Hi everybody, where is everyone? Just me I guess. 02:13am here in the UK. Anyway, I better get to bed.
@djcactus2 жыл бұрын
Na hour later
@Blubberbooi Жыл бұрын
No fucking way this happened bruh whys he got so many mad stories 😂😂😂
@MrFloppyFlute Жыл бұрын
Glasgow. Enough said
@Blubberbooi Жыл бұрын
@@MrFloppyFlute GLEEEESGAAAA
@frostieuk3064 Жыл бұрын
This shit be real in Glesga...madness, mayhem, insanity...
@benarmstrong690411 ай бұрын
I once arm bared a guy on a motorbike driving through my local park for the 100th time and sent him flying. I then legged it home haha
@b-m94802 жыл бұрын
Why does he sound pished here
@Sam-tx1tn2 жыл бұрын
In this scenario you want an AK47 and just mow the bams down. F*** the consequences.
@timothy7901105 ай бұрын
Limmy desperately trying to make a horrible memory of being bullied by teenagers in to something funny where he was in control. Sad.
@Arunnejiro2 жыл бұрын
I can understand about 10% of what he says
@letsstartawarsaidmaggieoneday Жыл бұрын
You can do better bro
@nicholasfroom7581 Жыл бұрын
Translate.. Ah kin unerstaun aboot 10% of whit he saiz*
@frostieuk3064 Жыл бұрын
Your missing out 😂
@liamjones91152 жыл бұрын
Such a Tory. With his alarmist tendencies. Do they have the Daily Mail in Scotland, if so Limmy is missing a trick not having an opinion section. For that rag
@Zwia.2 жыл бұрын
Mail is a bit high brow for them lot up there, they have the scottish sun instead
@Nathan-bd6cq2 жыл бұрын
There’s the Scottish version yeah
@JC-km5xw Жыл бұрын
@@Zwia. yeah but you have all of england down there 😳