Yes, because WHAT IS PAIN, EH??

@@UnashamedFollowerofChrist no pain no game.

Internet access in dispatch? We couldn't get the Sun-Sentinel because Websense flagged it as a "gambling" website but go ahead and find top ten bondage positions.

🤣🤣🤣

Wait a minute where is ambulance? What kind 911 operator is? she get fired for not calling emergency help

"No time, pop your shoulder out like a LEGO, stop being a baby"

@@bodenking r/cursedcomments

“NO TIME. DISLOCATE YOUR SHOULDER”

Ambulance crew: Runs in, pays no attention to dude tied up, administrators epi, throws pt on cot starts wheeling her out. Last guy out looks at bondage dude "your doing it wrong" and walks out.

Medical insurance. Nuff said.

That actually is half way believable considering what I've heard ends up at the ER 😁

Do you not?

Don't employers monitor what their employees are looking at on their work computer? She has some explaining to do 😂

​@@chibiprussia5574She has the collateral duty as the HR supervisor. Who is going to complain about her?

Caller: "Hey, I uh... got something stuck... _inside_ me." Bookmarks->BadDragon Dispatcher: "Okay, is it the..."

It’s not even on her chest it looks like she is holding it up. Hell she is even LEANING FORWARD

"Honey,if you can speak clearly,you're breathing."(unless i misunderstood something in EMT class)

@@christinebonner2210 Or like….at all in real life😂😂😂😂😂 if you’re talkin you’re breathin 😂😂😂😂

Don’t worry she’s fine…gravity is holding the beam up off her chest just enough for her to breathe

The beam was clearly just painted cardboard. Not very dangerous at all.

Had a dislocation once. I wanted to die.

Had a PT not too long ago with a dislo. Our protocol doesn't let us put it back, so we didn't, even though he was BEGGING us because he was in agonizing pain. I feel for that dude :/

The only pain worse than a dislocation I ever had was when I shattered my right shin

I dislocated my patella and it subluxed back......in a very not kind way. I blacked out for several minutes. Oh and people heard my patella hit bone like 100 yards away. FUN TIMES! /s

@@TheQballChannel What kind of PT are you doing, tf? That’s a injury that needs immediate attention

It is.. it really is! Lol

Yes

I found myself doing it while watching S.W.A.T. the other night. Note that I'm not, nor have I ever been LEO.

Don't think this counts as Hollywood.

You would think they would learn to talk to actual fire fighters or police officers

Not only his facial expressions but his tone of voice also! 😂

Not to mention that was the CAPTAIN saying that. I’d like to know what school taught that.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

yeah and planes fly because gravity holds them in the air

I'm too old for this Shhh

In fairness, iirc there was a line scripted in to explain that he had dislocated his shoulder before. Plus there's an early scene where he does the shoulder dislocation routine for high jinx at the police station.

@@Grantidge69yup he did actually dislocate his shoulder before which is why, according to him, it’s easy for it to be dislocated again.

@@Grantidge69I’ve dislocated my shoulder plenty of times and it’s never resulted in me being able to handle it better. I have loose ligaments, HeDS and everything and it’s never made dislocations easier. Unless he’s the type of hyper mobile person that is incredibly flexible and it kind of PASSES for dislocation, frequent dislocations will actually worsen symptoms and the maneuverability of the joint rather than strengthen it. The only thing you’ll get used to is the pain.

Well you only need to dig the hole, the 'up' parts works by itself apparently

That comment was awesome! Nothing says love like a fireman commenting on Isaac Newton!

He isn't buried. His spinning is powering a power plant right now.

I too rolled on the ground after that oh my goodness! 🤣

@@LucasL512 Why do you think we bury the dead? Life would get a little wierd with corpses floating around.

It certainly went sideways for the Hindenburg.

@@Quinntus79 too soon

@@Charlie-yv3ib Nah, Hindenburn jokes are always good.

@@jamesharding3459 is that supposed to be that way..... Cuz I just laughed my ass off for the last 10 minutes

@@Quinntus79 and the costa Concordia

This is the show where one of the 'firefighters' says 'on the count of 3, 3-2-1-go'... These producers, writers and actors can't even be trusted to count to 3...

It was probably just the coolest sounding phrase they came up with that week.

I like to remember that half the population is below average intelligence.

​@@mattiOTX ​ I like to remember some elementary school math, so I know what you wrote is (ironically) dumb 😅

@@peterpiper5064 well if they are teaching statistics in elementary schools then I'm impressed. What I'm not impressed about is your ability to be sarcastic, it's lacking much like your IQ.

I have been a vol. for 25 years and I watch these shows simply because it was something to watch. Now with fire department chronicles I watch them just to wait to see what’s gonna be green screened. Lmfao

Ageed!

@Mr. Banana hello, fellow banana

@@DashingBanana Why hello there

Absolutely!🇺🇸

I know several of these people

And then try to apply it to the real world

😂

@@JamesSchulte or expect firefighters to apply it 🤦🏻‍♂️

You got that right. Every fire department trains different but for someone to all of a sudden try to be a firefighter and tell the chief or whoever they've got experience from watching a hollywood fake story is just sad to see

It’s called Emergency! and they stopped making it 40 years ago 🙄😂

A year later is it still helping?

But It's not totally wrong. I think everyone in the medical sector has this wonderful experience of perverts needing help. And I really like the bullshit story their tell first. Like ohh I slipped and fell naked onto the cola can 😂

@@sebastianschmidt566 The worst/best call I had in that regard was a very young couple (I think 15/16/17 or something) having their _first time_ together - but they both were nervous and a little unprepared, so when the pain hit her she cramped. You can probably imagine that emergency dispatch was not the first thing they tried, but in the end we were the better option than calling their parents, so when we got there he was trapped for almost an hour already. Unfortunately our medical director at the time didn't allow us to use antispasmodic medication for anyone under the age of 18 and the situation didn't lend itself to natural relaxation of the muscles. So the only thing we could do was to load both of them (naked as they were) on our stretcher, cover them with multiple blankets and carefully drive them to the hospital. We obviously called ahead to the ER and in coordination with the charge nurse we decided to use the "contamination entrance" (a second entrance that is away from everything else, usually for infectious patients) to have as little exposure as possible for these poor souls. Still, having this experience during your first time... they were probably scarred for life.

@@QemeH i legit feel so bad for them all the stress probably made it worse and it must feel so weird to be the center of attention with something like this

@Paul Martin Or that one lonely lady who calls about once a month because something around the house is hidden SOMEWHERE where it probably doesn't belong. *cough* an aerosol can in a c00ch *cough cough* I wish I was making that up, unfortunately

My Mom told the wonderful stories of men with pencils, pens, radio antennas, wine stoppers, and just about anything that wasn't a buttplug stuck up their asses. And all the stupid bullshit that they came up with to explain it away.

I loved that show!!!

I loved that show, and may I say, you said that wonderfully! 😆 🤣

NICE reference!. I firmly believe that show is WAY more accurately portrayed than these other ones (but not 100% of course, also, I'm not a firefighter by any means at all so I am simply guessing).

what show is this from? just from that little blurb it already sounds 100 times better than lone star

@@lisahewes212 Actual Bob Cinader, the producer said all rescues for Emergency had to come from the logs of fire departments around the country. Randy Mantooth said that every rescue they went on actually happened somewhere.

Yeah, the EpiPen buys you time to get qualified medical attention.

Probably, or at least have an ambo to check you out.

Yes, you are supposed to

It's also entirely possible that the stuff you're allergic to lasts longer in your body than the epi. Quite often more doses are needed, and the majority of auto injectors only give one without sketchy off-label methods.

@buffalo wt yeah, in case of emergency and an attacker, that's my weapon, into an organ and they are probably screwed

Maybe he's Australian?

Even then they'd be wrong. Thats just the ground harnesses.

I think they meant that the weight of the beams in the front of the truck were holding the beam on her up. So in a way gravity was holding the beam up

@@nonnaurbisness3013 Sounds more like the law of the lever.

"Guys, these beams are falling, we need more gravity NOW!" I lost it after that.😂😂😂

A duck

“And that is why we believe the earth to be banana shaped...”

@@terristroh3965 no its shaped like a velociraptor

Joints are highly overrated. Just ask someone with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, like me.

I mean i can dislocate my shoulders at will. Incredibly useful. Did it in a martial arts match once. Got out of an arm bar

@@asideofsalt.6645 Okay, Mr Transformer. But Martial Arts isn’t exactly a common occurrence to dislocate yourself

@@Clarity_Control maybe more people who can do it should do martial arts?

​@@asideofsalt.6645 I can't believe I have to breathe the same air as you

HEH nailed it!

When you watch it as a comedy, instead of a drama, it gets better.

You know him and his buddies are MST3K-ing it on slow shifts

Your sacrifice will not be forgotten...

Looked like a tide stain pen.

Looked like a thin glue stick

bro i lost it there lol

For the sake of argument, the guy could have been that much of a pain desensitized masochist to shrug off (heh) a dislocation.

When I was a ski patroller, disco shoulders were probably in the top 5 most painful injuries I dealt with much of the time. (According to the "how much is my patient reacting until we get some pain relief going" scale) Then you get the guy walking into the infirmary with a dislocated shoulder 2 hours after you reduced his last dislocated shoulder, who apparently went right back to snowboarding and hasn't miraculously improved since his last injury.

Some people have a high pain tolerance but there is no way that guy was not screaming.

My shoulder muscles just seized in sympathy

even Mel Gibson shows more discomfort than that.

It’s funny how the body’s automatic responses don’t exist in their world, you know like blinding pain and inflammation of injured areas. On a side note, a friend of mine had a constant problem with his shoulder dislocating. He said after a while it barely hurt (comparatively to the original) and it would slip back in with just a little manipulation. It was sore and wouldn’t move proper for a couple days afterward but he was able to get through the day fairly easily.

@@stuckgrenadepin.225 My dad's is like that. It used to go out every once in awhile from jumping into the pool it was so loose... he got good at putting it back in. He had surgery now

@@Vandyno the first time I saw it happen was a bit disconcerting, but I got to be a hand at helping him put it back in. Just jumping in the pool? Damn. I hope it’s a lot better after the surgery. My friend’s wasn’t that bad.

Why is the size or build of the body am indicator for "strength" or endurance of pain...being a big dude what does it change?

Yeah, drove my brother to the hospital with a dislocated shoulder once. Was not a pretty trip.

I always to my emts when you are on the street you could be 100% right but some dummy with a cellphone camera will ruin you

@@sturnie1 cellphones and "social media" gave voices to the virtue signalers or as I call them, the village idiots

Sad how your education was worthless, BECAUSE they googled it and know what to do! Seriously hard eye rolling! But you do CPR and they wake up and are fine....... uh no!

So I was thinking of maby becoming a firefighter but I saw some videos of training camp and it seemed like a tone of work. Is it like that for every fire station. Is every fire station's training different? -Alex

@@TheRebeLLynn if you take away people's phones the majority of the population suddenly knows nothing and has no opinion because they can't look it up

The script writers went to the school of tell, don't show...the same school that teaches that gravity hold things up evidently too...

given their choices... this may well be their first time doing anything.

@@ConclusiveConfusion TRUE

Exposition.

@@Ogrematic They should leave that to Austin Power's boss, Nigel Exposition.

May 2021 NYC Heaven Stairway Incident

It was opposite day on the set

That's the kind of line that makes me think I should start writing again. I overthought myself out of writing a book because I so badly wanted it to make sense but someone thought that was perfectly acceptable to write down and have other people say?

or use their TV education to accuse real professionals of doing it wrong. That happens a lot more than it should. Although it shouldn't happen at all i guess.

The CSI effect has come for First Responders Now... Help Us ALL....

That might actually be the entire point.

I think if you are trying to apply anything that happens in a fictional show to real life, then you are already dumb.

One of the only good shows about this was Emergency (from the 80s), and the whole point is that they were trying to be more realistic about stuff

It does happen more than it should, many people are handling their epi pen for the first time when they deploy it.

@@deadskimountaineer Idk about other people, but when my brother got his first Epi-pen, our entire family trained with it just in case. I don't know why you wouldn't practice with it a bit if you were going to carry one.

The only thing more stupid-proof is that doohickey they give the military that says, "THIS SIDE TOWARD ENEMY" on it.

@@Jcod_ you can't practice a lot. most health insurance copany's cover 2 epipens a year and the price is like $500 - $1K if you have to pay for them thay's what happens when big pharma get's their claws on a product.

Well he really isnt injecting her so

*Smoke-eating spiderman!*

Same Mick. Same.

Well maybe you should ask your doctor for those sweet ass instant EpiPen. 😅😅😅 jk jk

Yo same

As someone with half a brain, this show in general pisses me off. I don't really get who this show was made for, seeing as how much it insults the people that actually do the job's intelligence, as well as the intelligence of the people that watch it.

Hope everyone is doing good here! :)

Become double jointed! "What??" *JUST DO IT!*

At that point I'd hang up and recall 911 saying there's a home intruder and he's tied me up, I'm sure someone in the SWAT team would know how to use an epi pen.

That's the most insane part. Even if he did mange to dislocate his shoulder and could tolerate the pain (both are unusual, but at leat possible) , it's not like it would help him!

Top 3 nightmares i have regularly in my dreams ... 1: Nuke. 2: fried to death slowly by electricity. 3: Crushed to death.

Also why is nobody talking about the fact that YOU CAN'T REALLY USE A DISLOCATED LIMB PROPERLY, I've dislocated my knee before and it didn't send anything to my brain receptors until it was back in place, i doubt i could've used it to walk

It's called 🌈*imagination*🌈!

And why use a rope you secure that shit with hooks and chains

That man was THE HULK

MST3K and Jason is the crossover we both need and deserve.

Their 4 year olds I’d guess

In a shipyard, fire extinguishers are always on their side cause if they get bumped a certain way, they can explode (so I've been told) the best way to tell if it's empty is pick it up or check the pin/seal

@@elizabethhusser8942 1 I find that very hard to believe. 2 they weren't in a shipyard. 3 it was on the ground sideways, not mounted sideways.

@@davidfitwe I didn't say it was mounted, I work as a safety tech at a shipyard and was just stating we lay down our fire bottles to prevent any possible explosions, our extinguishers must be able to be accessed within seconds and are equipped with pins, seals, inspection date tags, and company tags. I didn't find anything in OSHA or NAVSEA about having to lay them down but all of the shipyards in the area do it so there must be a reason.

@@elizabethhusser8942 There was an episode of ER. a portable oxygen tank was on a gurney, when something knocked the valve off, turning it into a missle causing damage until in flew vinto the ambulance bay. If that was based on a real incident, I have no idea.

I cannot think of a reason why laying a fire extinguisher horizontal would be more safe than standing it upright. Less likely to be hit by a forklift maybe? Otherwise it sounds like some jobsworth was just trying to make themselves seem important or they were joking. The only time I have seen them stored horizontally is in vehicles.

not to mention all the instructions ALL OVER the thing.