I love this. 😄

So that's why "realistic" movies feel so unrealistic, cuz the reality they were based on is absolute bullshi-

So true

Wow , that comment gives me pause for thought . I think you've explained the true & entire meaning, of the dynamics of Real Life vs. Fiction... 1. Real Life : You can't make that **** up! 2. Fiction: Somebody made that **** up! Thank you.

Fr tho

FR

For the last time i'm not your friend. I threw an apple at you, leave me alone

Same here.

Same

Things people have historically hidden with Latin - Adele penguin research notes - the Bible

H.P Lovecraft type shit

When I heard his explanation, I was speechless, perplexed...

Seriously though, those penguins are the most degenerate animals I've ever heard of

*cultured gentleman

Same if you liked "The Far Side" as well.

I haven't seen that movie in years! The nostalgia 😭

@@NEEDbacon Oh yes, I was absolutely that kid as well.

Charlotte's Web made me so emotional. I love spiders. I used to be terrified of them when I was younger, but movies like Charlotte's Web and looking at pictures of Jumping Spiders helped me a lot. I can even hold spiders now, when I never thought the day would come. Anyway, YES! Ballooning is pretty cool, tbh. Spiders do some pretty cool things. I mean, just look at some of the pretty webs they make sometimes. :D

Does it necessary to capitalize the word "loved"?

that just makes the flying spiders thing WORSE :(

Now I know how they manage to make a web string on the chandelier or a corner of the wall when I KNOW gravity would defy them. But nope, they can jump, fly, climb.

Yay, they have mag lev parachutes..

Your telling me Spiders have developed magnetic technology in there ass?

@@drxavier1870 Electrostatic possibly. If you rub certain materials (party balloon on a wool jumper for example) together you can build up quite the charge. Perhaps the spiders' spinnerets are lined with a material that reacts similarly to the silk passing over it? Now we've just got to wait for them the develop a capacitor-transformer (perhaps exploiting the layered structure of chitin) setup and they'll be able to shoot lightning!

Joy and Ariania were two of them...the third one I don't know the name of.

@@stephanniemorin I believe her name was Nelly

I remember that movie. I'm a 90s kid, but we had it on vhs.

@@fireeaglefitnessmartialart935 Same, 90's kid who had it on VHS, lol.

Why would you do this...oh god

This may be one of the worst things I ever read.

I have 0 idea about what y'all are talkin' about ...

@@rtothemutha the penguins in the movie “Madagascar”

@@tshred666 lol.... Guess I should catch up with the rest of society & check out that movie...... Rico must be VERY sadistic & perverse...

after i graduated high school, i used google to learn. after using google for two years i concluded i had learned more from google in 2 years than i did in high school in 4 years. sad truth. in fact, almost everything i know in life came from google and youtube.

The truly entertaining education is always the best and most memorable!

@@DavidLinn me too. I had all of my "higher" education in the 70s and 80s, well before I knew anything about computers. (or before much was available). Since 1998,when I got my first computer, I have learned exponentially more than I had ever learned in school.

The point of school is not to teach you everything, but rather to teach you enough so you can learn on your own. The whole world is essentially a school. The education system just gives you the tools to help you understand the world. And if you realize the tools you've been given are no longer enough, then use the opportunity to make your own.

@@archwaldo absolutely true. I didn't really learn that until I was a senior in high school and became friends (my best friend for decades) with the smartest guy I've ever met, he spent his career teaching philosophy at various universities near where we lived. I had always been a curious person but he helped show me how to be voraciously curious

You just had to f@#$ing jinx it, didn't you? It's just a matter of time til we discover a fire proof spider now. We got the spiders that live underground, the ones that can survive underwater, flying ones, next fire ones! Are we gonna have the bloody Avatar Spider next? He who can fly, breathe underwater, dig burrows, and is fireproof? Just kill me now.

@@red0421 come here.

@@red0421 I'd throw in a social structure, no requirements for mating other than age and food storage, ungodly shriek, color change (yes, spiders can do that too), a symbiosis with, let's say, poisonous fungi. Oh, and let it be a migratory species!

@@Cokknine333 😂🤣

@@Cokknine333 ah...I shall be here to witness it.

How long did it take to find out the students weren't venomous?😆

I hope you get to use those phrases at work

@@mugenokami2201 agreed

My man, what do ecologists do for a living? Checking in on populations and such?

@@CamRebires hey dude, it really depends what organisation you work for but usually it involves specialising knowledge in an animal, group of species, a habitat etc. Then using that knowledge you can work in research into environmental damages or changes to eco-systems, work for environmental consultancies to make sure building developments don't harm the nature around them, teach people about being more eco friendly etc

Actually on that note haha, a lot of the time ecologists do any bloody thing they can for a living because funding for jobs is shit and most of the jobs are low salaried and full of PhD graduates! Do it for the love. I spent years volunteering whilst paying my way through restaurant and retail jobs before finally cracking into the field with my own mini business alongside my community work job.

I mean, let's be honest, you see weirder things on Wattpad...

As I always say with insects and the like: It's not about whether it's harmful, but whether it looks like something Lovecraft would have a wet dream over.

Istg I literally censored that part out with my hand that moth one literally traumatized me

You see weirder things in facebook

I can confirm, I need therapy

I thought it was twinkle twinkle little star

I thought it was Apple Bottom Jeans

Have you even heard happy bday before?

@@rodomolina7995 no never. Who's that by? 🙄

Lol everybody heard something different but im the only one getting cunty comments. Gotta love the internet right

That would be AMAZING

I would literally pay money to see that.

@@RabblesTheBinx shut up and take my money

My friend says having a kid is like having a sapient disability.

Mhm.

I can attest that that phase ends relatively quickly in humans, so maybe babies aren't a real alternative if that was the draw for you.

@@JuMiKu That phase may end relatively quickly but a whole new, but equally troublesome phase starts after that, and after that, and after that until they move out and you have to face an empty nest, until their first go at striking out on their own fails and you actually want them gone except for the fleeting periodical visits they settle in to. There's that whole meaning of life and unconditional love beyond one's self but it's hard for some people to imagine that feeling, especially if they haven't experienced it before. Kids aren't for everyone but there's no shortage of ways to be fulfilled and contribute to one's society and species.

@@Voltaic_Fire Eh. I personally liken it to owning a pet. It's not for everyone period and kids are the sort of pet that was made for you, if you have a dog and say: "Yeah, I love this, but could it be more needy, expensive and an even bigger responsibility?" I honestly loved every second of every phase so far (Yes, there are shitty moments, but life in general is just great), but can very clearly see why this isn't for everyone. Hell, I'm surprised that so many people do it, because if kids really were a pet, I think they would be a really exotic one. Hopefully, not as exotic as actual monkeys though, because those are still even worse pets. Very few kids grow up to literally rip and bite off fingers, scalps and faces.

“And it’s found in…you know. You know *exactly* where.”

I thought that is what I heard lol

You know, I think tarantulas are adorable? But I think I'm keeping my social spiders now. I think I'm good. I think I am just FINE AND GOOD since I rarely see them until those little drifts are long abandoned and I wonder what went wrong. Nah no March of the Tarantula for me.

There are actually plenty of communal arachnids. Deathstalker scorps will live together, so will many bark scorpions like Tityus Stigmurus. Monocentropus balfouri are incredible ground level dwelling communal tarantulas. They're interesting because the mature females will almost always chase away or kill their own clutch brothers but they won't chase and kill unrelated mature tarantulas. Then there are Huntsman spider trees in Australia that literally look like forbidden cotton candy trees. The huntsmans seem to live in a matriarchal society and don't really kill each other if there is enough food.

thank you for clarifying.

Thanks I hate it!

@@jamie1602 Yes, tarantulas are very cute! I love the fact that they have paw like feet and that they're fuzzy. I know the hairs are more of a defence mechanism, especially for new world tarantulas, but I don't care, they're fuzzy babies and I love them!

Did she get hurt or anything?

@@komorebi3555 No, actually. She made it out unscathed ^^ the worst she probably had was sunburn lol

What a coincidence, eh?

@@_Gingi_Berri how the fu

@@rokkraljkolesa9317 lmaoooo

Hate to be that guy, but they're called Adelie penguins

yeah cause those facts will do you a ton of good when you can't even look at one long enough to figure out what kind it is or what you'd need to do next... xD

@@kilssj2250 I'm not learning the facts with the intent of using them in any kind of practical situation, I simply want to know them to satisfy my own curiosity.

I'm a dumbass I didn't catch the warning. And my mom and I are both dumbasses because everytime we find a spider in the house we're unsure of we research for like an hour, and traumatize ourselves with all the damn pictures. Like we gotta cover the screen to try and peek at the words and then glance the image then NOPE away so fast. Which leaves us with thay heebie jeebie skin feeling for HOURS. Like even rn typing this I keep swiping at my skin since I accidentally looked at the screen while he talked.

could someone give me the timestamp for the end of the spider bit? i dont wanna risk skimming through

@@snek7030 End of spider clips: 6:34 I would probably skip the penguin one too. End of penguin clip: 8:11

I'm never going into a forest i guess, unless I've ensured porcupines don't exist in my region

@Lucid Fangirl lol just listen, pay close attention to sounds. I love the forest and haven't had one fall on me thanks to learning to watch and listen for it.

@@vanhasydan4754 good point, but this implies you have witnessed - and evaded - a falling porcupine?

Simple fix, wear hard hats everywhere. Or any hat that they won't pierce your soft head with

@Raye Beard twice over the years. I grew up next to a wooded area and for years worked where i had to randomly pass through them

yup! made a playlist with every single one of his uploads to listen on loop

I was in the middle of rewatching a video when this one dropped lol

@@MersuneLiku fatherless

I do that too! His videos are not only educational, but funny and entertaining too. His way of speaking is witty, to the point, but still very funny.

@@greenpigeongaming4867 Some people are motherless too. Not you using "fatherless" as some kind of roast or you just trying to be clever when you're not. Also, I don't care if this is some new trend of "savage" replies, it's stupid and you should feel bad.

Kids are not as cute

@@erismana2105 But they can offset your tax return...

@@erismana2105 They are when they're yours... most of the time.

Killed monkeys. Let’s see if KZfaq deletes the comment.

The one pro of maybe getting more tax money back in nothing in comparison with all of the time, money, patience, and sanity it takes to raise a kid

Awww man. Now I’m kinda sad that pikachu wasn’t named after Picard. 🤣

Captain Jean-Luc Picachu of the U.S.S. Enterprise *Repeat to a tune ad-nauseum*

*............. I'm naming my next Pikachu "Picard" once I buy a new Pokemon game.*

Well, one of the original Japanese manga runs. The one penned by Toshihiro Ono specifically who is also the creator of numerous hentai manga series. There are NUMEROUS unrelated series of Pokemon manga. Thank you, Linkara...

Can confirm, have that vey manga still in my bookcase. It was very punny in a good way. Edit: you can even see a little Star Trek badge on Pikachu in that frame.

Hey now don't give their offspring ideas pls😭😭😭

probably true, it would explain how the little fucks can get literally anywhere in no time regardless of the distance and lack of reason for them to naturally walk there..

She was the beginning step in a new branch of evolution. Soon they all will fly.

*almost*

Can i ask, how did you get the font like that?

@@stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733 I think underscores for italic and asterisk for bold. -and dash for cross-

@@lazyryan3766 cheers bro

@@lazyryan3766 _cream_

Bro wtf?

@@chadzard4 it's japan

@@wordguystudios4.070 I couldn't imagine having to deal with that if you suffered from arachnophobia! 🥺🕸🕷

@@Fluoride_Jones it's what gave me arachnophobia

That is insane!

That is some horror movie crap.

Porci had a happytreefriends moment

@@samwallaceart288 Flippy has entered the chat

Not everything he says is true tho. Like many entertainers, he sometimes has a bias towards saying things that might be entertaining but aren't factually accurate.

@@Grintock But most of it is, even if it it’s true entirely factually true then it is never far from the actual truth.

@@SP-qs4yh His entire video on pandas is a misinformed Internet circlejerk.

@@Grintock Everyone makes mistakes , even when you teach people / an audience , it's bad for sure after all , no one want to learn lies but if he corrected his mistakes it's fine .

Herpes, Harpies would be crazy.

@@ANTSEMUT1 And yet...wouldn't be surprised.

@@kayleighbrown459 you know what I wouldn't be surprised if Florida had a portal to some Crazy alternate universe.

and i though he was talking about ppl in florida, not actual animals.

@@ANTSEMUT1 it does trust me

Livestock vets make freaking bank

Ironically, I'm watching these videos to compensate for how little we learn in my vet school. To be fair though, I do live in a third world country where a veterinary medicine professor will unrionically tell you to feed dogs chocolate as a treat, so... yeah...

Oh god that would be my worst nighmare...

At this point, and with all due respect, we should just Nuke Australia and be done with it.

I've walked into enough spider webs, but I haven't had that happen. I would absolutely start screaming, not even kidding, I would be hysterical. I used to live in a very old farm house northern NSW, I had picked up the mop and was wringing it into the bucket, when I felt something tickle my fingers, and because I was leaning in to wring the mop, I thought it was my hair brushing my fingers. Pull back and see that there is a hoary great bloody funnel web sitting on top of the mop, almost on my hand. Hysteria followed. It turned up again a few days later, my brother caught it in a jar and let it out in the lounge room, where my mum and little sister proceeded to freak out, so my dad stepped in, literally, and cancelled its subscription to life. Thank goodness.

@@missveronica8393 Lmao they don’t wanna hurt you 😢

That moth's tentacles look like demon horns

There's no way you're that same account from ivycomb

Isn't the planet we live on just wonderful?

@@VigilTheProtogen Well, I got news… I’m the same account from Ivycomb, if you are referring to The name’s Connor

I'd rather deal with the ghosts tbh

Raining spiders. Fuck me can Australia not be normal and just have it rain water or something? Next youre gonna tell me your autumn involve the trees shedding venomous homing lizards or something.

@@drunkenthoughts6072 god: ferb i know what we're gonna do today

What color is you bugatti

@@antgarc7321 Buga-eee

Literally

Nope, nope nope. Time to move to Alaska.

As person who lives in Western New York with only slightly better roads than in Ukraine, yes, East Coast is very fucking remote

@@CreatureOutOfTime oh I know, I'm out here too 🤣 it was more referring to my horror at learning this monstrosity is native to my surrounding area.

@@iamatoaster2693 As an Alaskan I can assure you we have a lot of wildlife that can end your life subscription lol.

Unfortunately kids are still too expensive for many to afford taxes breaks or not.

@@dylanhaugen3739 I'm inclined to agree.

I knew he was a man of culture when he started to say hentai instead of tentacle - nice high-speed recovery on that one. XD

@@dylanhaugen3739 Depends on how well you can budget. Mom raised four while bobbing around the poverty line. We never wanted for necessities and we had all the attention we needed. No fancy toys or vacations, just a caring family.

Wait there's a wolf spider bit Oh no

And,like Spideman as well,well extremely close to be so,though..lol..🙄😅😬🙃😉👍✌

Unpopular opinion: I always thought spider ballooning was kind of cute rather than creepy. They float around on their own little parachutes!

jgf

Relatable

AND don’t forget the jump. Traumatized after one wanted to jump on my face.

Casual mentioned the Aussie spiders that go ballooning in such numbers that their silk looks like snow on the ground when they land. I've seen that happen a few times, it results in millions of the buggers in a relatively concentrated area. . Bloody drop spiders are actually executing de-orbital insertion maneuver invasion tactics.

I mean I already hated those spawns of Satan, what's next? Spitting venom?

@@markoklisuric1752 The spitting spider can.

@@kikitaguerita I'm so sorry for your loss, are you commenting in heaven?

Every time I look at it I think “king of shadows” or something to that effect. It looks both ominous and regal.

It looks like an optional boss in a water themed RPG, that pulls up with no cutscene, no music and a plethora of one shot attacks and floats away after you beat it.

@@chilomine839 I'm just thinking of Uumuu in Hollow Knight lol

I love casual geographic

The backwards hippo facts

Do a special on Free masons and the cult that worships Lucifer that is in it. Do a special that shows how world leaders, CEOs, politicians, celebrities, high ranking military, directors of 3 letter agencies, might all be in this cult, secretly together, and everything they do n see, its a staged plan, and has been for the last 2000+ years. They stay in power because of the blood rituals and sacrafices they make to Lucifer... Thats how they have stayed in power this long. Its because its a none human entity, putting them in power, all this time... Using other worldly means, to do it Thats why Jesus did, what he did for our sins. He was mounted on that cross n died for em. What Jesus did, on a spiritual level, is a "Uno reverse card" to all the Blood rituals Mankind has done for Satan, essentially.

+Rush Garcia Thank you! I had never heard of him, but I just subscribed to his channel and will be watching some of his videos on this rainy Minnesota day! 😊

A collab with Zefrank would be awesome 😊!

Sanity in this channel? Nah we don't do that here.

I fucking love seals

Crows and other corvids are already able to use their claws and beaks to make and use tools. And they have the intelligence to make and use them, plus (I think?) the ability to teach others. Literally all they need is a little more dexterity and maybe better communication skills, and they're set

Parrots and dolphins are also at a similar level. If we absolutely ruin our chances there could be multiple sapient races on this planet in the future.

The mermaids are coming 😂

@@raerohan4241 My dad would love that! Crows are his favorite animals, and he even had one as a PET when he was a kid!

My condolences for your loss.

I poop a lot...

'possums are just adorable, would love to pet one

​@@AryFemMtF They're pretty fluffy. But the most endearing part is when one trusts you, and they cuddle you back because the entire world is terrifying, but "you're my safe thing!" ... just absolutely melts your heart. Unlike cats that will tolerate being pet for a while, then snap at you "BECAUSE I'VE DECIDED I WAS DONE A MOMENT AGO! BE GONE, PEASANT!"

Too funny.

The spiders are in canada, i would know…

Ooof

Radiance is displeased.

​@@paulmann8570 We're lucky the moths we know don't fire spikes and heat rays at us when they're pissed off. Imagine trying to give facts about that. 😱

Tentacle moth reminds me of Mothron

All monkeys have claws i think

@@wr8ththaking Claws are just specialized nails with higher slash damage. So assuming a primate has this awareness and invents tools to sharpen their natural keratin knives, yeah basically. Beware monkeys with nail clippers/filers.

wow the 2 bots

@@greenpigeongaming4867 do I win a prize?

@@wr8ththaking nope, most have nails like apes.

Those jellyfish were the inspiration for the Pokemon called Frillish and Jellicent, from Generation 5. The region they're originally from is based on the U.S. (specifically New York), but the best part is their assigned typing: Water and Ghost, a direct reference to phantom jellyfish.

Nah. Just all evil creatures need innocent victims. And seals qualify

Would the stuff they do to their feathery fleshlight/ penguins count or that not enough for the L’s they keep getting?

@@mugenokami2201 I mean I learned about that after I posted this, but does that really count when they get the exact same abuse from penguins and otters but while underage? Also on top of everything else they've been through.

@@Dmobley9901 that’s my point.

@@mugenokami2201 I know, I'm saying I might agree with you.

Well good thing the ones in water don't enter your house.

High I'm a human like entity with a weiner and I enjoy having one haha, plus I only like women and have never ever reached a climax WITHOUT ONE LMAO!( even In my mind with no tv or phone) but I am a schitzoid now and there are lots of complicated and weird things going on with my new more acute dissociative disorder , I can't explain everything rationally hence my name lmao! with that aforementioned in mind haha. The fact that I'm creative with lots of abstract thoughts plus all the trauma that got me in this condition , has made things even more confusing haha, plus not to mention the personal trainer/ weight lifter / martial arts practitioner in me tends to size men up constantly haha! which sometimes comes out gay as well lmao! also .... the bar being raised the way it has BY MY FEMALE NARCISSISTIC ABUSER that the gov won't let me get away from haha even though drs say that's the only way out (NO CONTACT METHOD) , haha , plus my own expectations or waining enthusiasm for women has also created a illusion of this as well haha. The fact I lost ALL my tech rights IMIDIATLEY after being single , is another haha, plus the universal order being turned upside down as the only person being PUT in this situation , has made face to face communication in this unatrual 3rd world country like habitat almost impossible lol! so I understand the assumptions haha , plus maybe some other misalaneous things in my past that I'm unaware of , and am technically not allowed to know about exactly that all have a reasonable non gay explanations for haha.. But , u taught me a word I think? thx! ! I'll look it up, cuz I like words haha.

+equarg How about, "remove you from the census?" 😁