When Southerners go to Disney World

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11 ай бұрын

Honestly, I kinda wish we had a monorail back home. But maybe not the Skyliner. Somebody would turn that into a moving tree stand.

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@alostrich 10 ай бұрын

Subscribe or ride It's a Small World once

@coasters_bgw 10 ай бұрын

I will happily ride Small World

@brysonprocter5246 10 ай бұрын

Last time I was at Disney World, I definitely rode the small world ride. The good news is that was 5 years ago. Next time I go to Florida, I'm going back to Universal Studios. 😅

@heavenbound7 10 ай бұрын

1 Corinthians 15:1-4 KJV Bible [1] Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; [2] By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. [3] For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; [4] And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV Bible [8] For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: [9] Not of works, lest any man should boast. Romans 10:9-13 KJV Bible [9] That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. [10] For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. [11] For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. [12] For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. [13] For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. John 3:16 KJV Bible For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 14:6 KJV Bible Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

@Hayes607 10 ай бұрын

I'd like to ride that forest ride at Dolly Wood again lol. That ride was fun. Or Thunder Road or whatever it was called.

@nualaseamus 10 ай бұрын

Lol, my husband HATED It's a Small World, got stuck in it for almost 2 hours when it broke down. Song was stuck in his head until he passed. I liked it as a break from the heat. 😂

@walmartsucks1995 10 ай бұрын

facts, dolly is the real fairy godmother

@dwellyn 10 ай бұрын

She is also a national treasure, and according to Designing Women, could be your Guardian Movie Star, if you are lucky. And I agree with your assessment of the Walton Empire.

@Ogga137 10 ай бұрын

Yessir! She’s done so much for everyone.

@Kelnx 10 ай бұрын

I'd rather be at Dollywood than Disney.

@hollyaliyev6503 10 ай бұрын

Yes!

@_CoachW 10 ай бұрын

Truth! The woman got Sylvester Stallone to "sing" country music. And still gets complete respect. I literally have never met any one who speaks badly of Dolly Parton. Even people who hate country music love her. It's amazing.

@ThePhenomenalEX 10 ай бұрын

You see Matt, at disney it's not the "Dollar" General. It's the "Hundred Dollar" General.

@HappyLife693 10 ай бұрын

Touché'

@janejones7638 10 ай бұрын

But they'd still have a bunch of unopened boxes all around and a shocking lack of employees that makes you wonder if anyone does work there.

@strongbredbreeder 10 ай бұрын

Haha😂

@shawnycoffman 10 ай бұрын

There ya go! 😆

@gabrielfanning-fh3mv 10 ай бұрын

It’s just called cast connection (the cast-member exclusive store)

@somoneelse3488 10 ай бұрын

“I’m not paying that much for barbecue I can’t smell a mile away” oooooh I feel that in my SOUL, man…

@a.katherinesuetterlin3028 10 ай бұрын

I'm from Iowa and I feel the same. 😁😁

@annasolovyeva1013 10 ай бұрын

I am from Russia and considering the dollar value... 50 dollars RN here probably get you enough Caucasian style bbq for my whole student group, enough coal to fry it, a side of greens and probably a watermelon for dessert.

@somoneelse3488 10 ай бұрын

@@annasolovyeva1013 see? This one gets it!

@annasolovyeva1013 10 ай бұрын

@@somoneelse3488 consider that prices for food, especially for locally grown low-processed production, including meat, are 3-5 times lower than in the western world, depending on the location. BBQ cooked in smoker, such as brisket, will be expensive just because it's alien to here and very few places have a smoker.

@KayleeeeRC 10 ай бұрын

Former cast member here! Yes, there are actually tunnels beneath Magic Kingdom, and yes, you are on top of the pretty much everywhere you go in the park, including Main Street. They sound a lot cooler and more mysterious than they actually are.

@thejohnbeck 10 ай бұрын

it's cooler in the tunnels, yeah? i have to believe the temperature drops underground

@aland7236 10 ай бұрын

@@thejohnbeckThey're not really underground. They're a bit above the swamp fill grade and the park is on top of that.

@CharleneCTX 10 ай бұрын

@@thejohnbeck The park is the 2nd story.

@falloutpictures 10 ай бұрын

CM quote of the day "I hide out at the tragic kingdom in the mole hole!"

@satagaming9144 10 ай бұрын

@@aland7236 Says a lot about the effort they put into it when I've been a whole mess of times and it didn't really register how much the parks were above grade, but now that I think about it, they definitely are.

@GabeStrenke 10 ай бұрын

"do you see Woody and Buzz back there chuckin' hickory in a smoker? Kuz I don't" had me dying

@a.katherinesuetterlin3028 10 ай бұрын

For real, best line ever! I don't need to go to some overpriced spot like DW to enjoy great food. The Iowa State Fair (which starts in just a few short days) is chock-a-block with a "Fair Foodie's" dream menu. 😅 From the classic funnel cakes to the Iowa Pork tent (BBQ pork ribs, chops...😋😋 Oh, and there's always some other food spot wafting smoked meat scents that can make you feel like those old-school cartoon characters getting lifted 3 feet in the air by the steam rising off of something yummy. 😂 And that's just the food! So, Matt Mitchell, if you're reading this, come up to Iowa for a visit. And yes, we have Dollar Generals galore. 😁

@Zemanbeast 10 ай бұрын

Right? For fifty bucks I can buy a whole brisket and spend the next 15 hours watching a smoker!

@a.katherinesuetterlin3028 10 ай бұрын

@@Zemanbeast Ohh, smoked brisket, cooked just right, is heaven! I was living with my aunt in the KC area back in 97, and while she didn't have a smoker, she knew how to cook a brisket in the oven in a way that made that meat sooo tender and juicy! Too bad her personality didn't match her cooking skills. 😜

@theunlearnedmind7374 10 ай бұрын

Facts

@DanielOwens13 10 ай бұрын

As a Disney Hillbilly, I greatly appreciate your Disney World knowledge and correct use of terminology.

@susanmichette7520 10 ай бұрын

Yes! I’m loving it too!

@redtailm 10 ай бұрын

honestly Matt, you said too many insider things about Disney for me not to believe you don't go once/year. 🤣

@DaneInTheUS 10 ай бұрын

At least

@karenskeen4700 10 ай бұрын

Truth! Or he's totally subscribed to Tim Tracker 😂

@katharineray2258 7 ай бұрын

THIS👆👆

@katharineray2258 7 ай бұрын

You literally spilled all the insider info. Either you are a Disney travel planner or the Mrs. Is!!! 😂😂

@Dudetainment 10 ай бұрын

Did anyone notice his shirt that said “Most expensive day ever”😂

@JonMilochik 10 ай бұрын

Common shirt worn at Disney. Normally the fathers have that and the children and wife have "Best day ever" shirts

@physetermacrocephalus2209 10 ай бұрын

Yes. Obviously. Your not helping the stereotypes.

@MsBluebot 10 ай бұрын

@@physetermacrocephalus2209what stereotypes?

@andrewvelonis5940 8 ай бұрын

How could you miss it?

@CarlaQuattlebaum 5 ай бұрын

A very accurate shirt!

@RushFanatic87 10 ай бұрын

The LSU drinking around the world joke was so f’king spot on 😂😂😂 Geaux Tigers!

@rosamariaquinones6869 10 ай бұрын

I ran to the comments to say that!

@buddytoups1129 10 ай бұрын

Yup, Drinking round the world Geaux Tigers. 10 Year DVC member. And the only path is to start at Mexico, who starts in CANADA??????

@jeffforbess6802 10 ай бұрын

LSU: we drink more before 0900, than most people drink all day. Sometimes I miss Playboy, just for the annual party school rankings! Man, I really dated myself there…

@CHSwildcats19 3 ай бұрын

We are lifelong, family-wide LSU fans and I'm a little embarrassed to admit that the last time we were at Epcot we did that exact route: Mexico, then Canada, then back to Mexico lololol

@MrsAlmaTrumble 10 ай бұрын

Where did they hide the Dollar General at Disney?! Lol. Best video yet.

@aceundead4750 10 ай бұрын

It's rumored Walt Disney's head is in the freezer section of the Dollar General at Disney.

@TsukiNaito1 10 ай бұрын

They ain't got a Dollar General but they replaced the Main Street Bakery and all it's wonder with a FUCKING STARBUCKS.

@alostrich 10 ай бұрын

I think they’re hiding it behind one of the 900 walls at Epcot

@MrsAlmaTrumble 10 ай бұрын

@@alostrich lol.

@masonpyle5929 10 ай бұрын

Disney World is the only place in the south without having a dollar general in a five mile radius.

@ChrisJohnson-vu9dr 10 ай бұрын

“Engine block covered in Kudzoo!” 😂😂😂 that was super hilarious and creative

@jimmcdonald7201 10 ай бұрын

AND, it had only been in the yard for 48 hours.

@lilykep 10 ай бұрын

My sister, her husband, and daughter went to Europe for a month, and the week they spent at Disney cost about the same.

@shawnycoffman 10 ай бұрын

What is even more sad about that is Walt Disney created these parks to be for everybody. Now they're priced out of eighty percent of the population.

@YSLRD 10 ай бұрын

Yeah, I'm not sad. ALL THE WAY, over Disney.

@DDd-gm8uz 10 ай бұрын

@@shawnycoffman Walt Disney created those parks to be a dystopian nightmare in his image.

@ChibiPanda8888 10 ай бұрын

Oh my goodness, I'd rather go to Europe than Disney. Especially now.

@Tonyrd3000 10 ай бұрын

Universal over Disney any day of the week

@amandadean3513 10 ай бұрын

I’ve met Dolly several times while workin, she is just as kind and thoughtful as everyone believes!! That woman is a Blessing! I love her she is truly a Queen, A Fairy Godmother. ( I lived in Whittier NC)

@johnharris6655 10 ай бұрын

A Dollywood Gold Season Pass, preferred parking ,a lifetime of Cinnamon bread and a drink cup with a year long refill for less than what it cost to park at Disneyworld.

@blairurton9491 9 ай бұрын

Ohh I’m sold!

@ChibiPanda8888 25 күн бұрын

Yeah, I'd rather go there. And I mean Dollywood.

@janejones7638 10 ай бұрын

I about died when you said I've finally got Fancy Like Applebees out of my mind.

@kalebcamp8148 10 ай бұрын

That’s a good song tho

@janejones7638 10 ай бұрын

@@kalebcamp8148 I agree but it's so catchy. It's an earworm that's hard to replace. My mother refused to ride It's A Small World. Hearing that song almost seemed to trigger a rage response in her.

@zombiiesque 10 ай бұрын

I went to Disneyland when I was younger back when my dad lived in California, and I had "It's a Small World" stuck in my head for months. 😂😭

@sandrasausville9103 10 ай бұрын

As a southern who lives near Disney, you have me cracking up!!! Florida is way more crazy than just Disney

@mattm7798 9 ай бұрын

How bad is standing in line in the florida heat and humidity? I just went to virginia beach for the first time last month and i thought that was humid...apparently it's nothing compared to florida.

@anlicsceadu 10 ай бұрын

I'm happy to say the only Disney I've ever been to was Tokyo Disney this summer. Tickets were less than $100 for me and one kiddo for a day. You can bring your own food in and the Japanese love themselves a good picnic, which I too greatly enjoy. We road the trains down from where we live, so no pay for parking. (Although I've even heard it's actually reasonable here, but toll roads will get you instead.) Merch and food weren't too outlandishly priced...although I will say some of the food options are very interesting as a westerner. Lol. I honestly didn't expect to enjoy the rides (I'm a roller coaster fan), but by golly that Pooh Honey Hunt ride and Beauty and the Beast were pretty darn mind blowing. Oh, and they have covering for shade for most of their lines, and air conditioning blowing in several sections which made the long wait in June rather bearable. All in all, it was actually an enjoyable experience that didn't break the bank. It probably helps that they're the only park to NOT be owned by Disney though. The other parks sound like torture and I have no desire at all to go! We're planning to go back and hit up Disney Sea this fall...when there's less people and heat. Moral of this overly long comment: Save up and go visit Japan and just make Disney a small side trip. Then you get to experience and absolutely amazing country while you're at it.

@ChibiPanda8888 25 күн бұрын

Yeah, if I were to EVER go to Disney, it would be somewhere like Japan. But I'm still not planning on doing that.

@masterjedi7648 10 ай бұрын

“Seems like a lot of drinking but we are LSU fans”!! So tru. Louisiana toasts you buddy lol

@jenniferkay9789 10 ай бұрын

"Most expensive day, ever"!😂

@reensabeans 10 ай бұрын

"I'm here for the food" 😅😂😅 i am that person 😂😂😂

@dawnreneegmail 3 ай бұрын

Only done DizzyWorld twice, 2nd time had the best sea bass (not a connoisseur, originally midwest and if doesn't moo we don't know what to do, how to cook etc.). Sadly a physician extremely allergic to something died from eating at a fine establishment there. Matt, you and crew are a treasure, from your Yankee pal~

@jefferymcguire327 10 ай бұрын

Oh the mind of Matt Mitchell. Always makes me laugh and is always spot on.

@dawnreneegmail 3 ай бұрын

ditto!

@ashleystanley7941 10 ай бұрын

The joke about the "Fancy" song being replaced by "It's a Small World" as the new earworm is the funniest joke I've heard in a VERY long time!!!

@spider1g5 10 ай бұрын

I never understood the reason to go spend a mortgage on what I can get at Six Flags or Silver Dollar City.

@JonMilochik 10 ай бұрын

As someone who lived 45 minutes from Six Flags for most of my life and had seasons passes most years, and now live an hour from Disney, I would rather go to Disney. Six flags, it was hit all of the roller coasters and the log flume and leave. Max time in the park was 4 hours. Disney, I will ride 85% of the rides (as long as they don't spin). Normally there 8 hours on a day visit.

@kaelanmcalpine2011 10 ай бұрын

I don't remember Missouri being a southern state but when my grandparents to my family to Branson it was apparently so fun that we had to go twice. Tbf, we missed the cave tour the first time around which my brother wanted to see so there's that. I also managed to get alot of fossil Pokemon in Pokemon Go caught and evolved while there too.

@tanishahogan9396 10 ай бұрын

The people watch rating system is so true! I go for the food, too! Also, totally agree with the Genie plus stuff! 🤣

@christineh14 10 ай бұрын

The only time to go to Disney World is in the winter when it’s not 1,000,000 degrees outside.

@free22 10 ай бұрын

On a weekday. Never a weekend.

@Slartybartfast465 10 ай бұрын

Winter? You mean those 3 days in March?

@christineh14 10 ай бұрын

No, January. It’s already too hot by March.

@CharleneCTX 10 ай бұрын

We like early February. Although it can get stupid cold for rides. Pack layers.

@kristinherges2327 10 ай бұрын

100% agree, plus it’s dry then 😊 Pro tip though for traveling with littles during the hotter months : suck it up and get a hotel room- on property is best. The All Star hotels aren’t as much. Get up early and eat at your hotel since there aren’t many quick breakfasts in the parks. We bring something with us to save $ and time, plus you can get into the parks early if you’re a guest. Then visit the park until early afternoon when it gets crazy hot, have an early lunch or snack in the park to avoid lunchtime lines, go back to the hotel to swim or nap through the afternoon then go back to the park in the evening. If you want to eat a proper sit down meal on the property ALWAYS make reservations ahead. I’ve always lived within a two hour drive of Disney World. We used to go a lot when our kids were younger and it was great. Now, not so much. Too spendy, you can hardly get through the lines unless you pay for a fast pass, the food hasn’t been especially good in years and they’ve lost their focus on quality, wholesome entertainment for children. It’s sad.

@pyro-millie5533 10 ай бұрын

Dollywood best amusement park, confirmed XD That was my home turf right there, y’all!! Smoky mountains. Season passes. Every summer-christmas. Hella good times!!

@dawnreneegmail 3 ай бұрын

I'm 70, love Dolly (not a C&W fan, but Dolly is FAB!) so I gotta go.

@talklikeahick2u877 10 ай бұрын

Most honest comparison to back to school I’ve seen😂

@Bacopa68 10 ай бұрын

What's the weirdest song Dolly ever wrote. I think it's "Robert". It's a wild ride in just a couple of minutes. Absolutely clear why it was never on the radio.

@randallwelch463 10 ай бұрын

OMG 😂 He punched it and the head flew off 🤣

@SupaYoda 10 ай бұрын

I just lost it watching Sven's head go flying from the top of that sipper. lol! As a former passholder who lives in Alabama, this is SPOT ON. That said, you can go wrong at Casey's. Get Portillo's delivered to the hotel instead, if you want a hot dog. The onion rings are amazing. Don't forget the chocolate cake. Even better, get the chocolate cake shake. (It's an entire slice of their chocolate cake mixed into a milkshake.) I know you're not a fan of Chicago dogs, but you can order the without all that on there if you want. Also, don't forget the Dole Whip. Better MK people watching spot is a window seat in the (not so) secret upstairs of Columbia Harbor House. Because air conditioning.

@marisajoyner6531 10 ай бұрын

My fave fireworks spot is watching them on Big Thunder Mountain!

@kailyns8159 10 ай бұрын

Love the Dolly commentary! So I’ve been to Disney World a few times. Once when I was 3 and remember nothing. Again when I was around 10 and my dad’s company did a conference there. We got an all-access pass, a three-day stay at The Grand Floridian, and a park-hopper for two days at the parks. That was awesome! Then we went on our own dime when I was 12, 14, and 15 and we realized that if we stayed in a non-resort hotel and only had one meal at the nice theme park restaurants we could do Disney World for about $400 less. But the real break-through came when we realized we could have an entire day at Disney Springs and do everything we did at the parks except the rides. Great restaurants. Great entertainment. All the same shops. The huge gaming center. And the movie theatre that had bowling! Thus it became a tradition to go to Disney Springs for my birthday. Including gas, spending cash, food, and a theater ticket or performance ticket, it typically costs about $700. The most expensive thing is always the meals. And last time we were there (2017) we discovered something else… you are totally allowed to enter a theme park without paying for a ticket if you’re only going to shop. We did this for one of the parks that has a big shopping center just inside the main gate. It was like a big circle of stores. They didn’t stamp our hand or anything. They just told us we would be detained if we tried to enter the second main gate and would be forced to pay for a full-price park ticket for each member of the group. I haven’t been back since before the world went on lockdown. Hoping to go this year. Curious to see if all the perks are the same or if they’ve made more rules.

@dawnreneegmail 3 ай бұрын

great info!

@vickiemoore8181 10 ай бұрын

Skipping the gumbo for obvious reasons! 🤣🤣🤣. The SEC jokes were great. Thanks for a good laugh!

@tinabelcher8116 10 ай бұрын

I thought he said Dumbo because he's an elephant🤔😆

@ericromano8078 10 ай бұрын

I'm not southern but I sure feel a connection to that guy complaining about how much everything costs.

@thismanjack8224 10 ай бұрын

As an LSU fan, can confirm.

@ghostcat90 10 ай бұрын

Was at Disney last week and they kept telling us they were going to shut down the trams to our cars at 11:00...when there were still a ton of people trying to get on the monorail. I very loudly announced that Dolly would NEVER let that happen. We did get a tram to the car at like midnight and got to see a fight in the process.

@batshtcrazy5293 10 ай бұрын

SOOO true! Disney is just out of hand. Dollywood is just as beautiful, way cheaper, better rides, and MUCH better customer service!

@dawnreneegmail 3 ай бұрын

Wow, talk about ruining an 'experience'! Had a great day in the park, and then... but everyone knows just because shop is closed never means work is over. In this case, it ain't over until the fat lady sings on the Monorail eh?!!

@JeffGoldblumsChest 10 ай бұрын

Best part about being in line for It's a Small World for an hour is that you only need to do it once. If the line is 5 min the little ones would want to do it five times.

@brianpack5479 10 ай бұрын

When I was little my dad insisted on going on 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. The wait pretty much killed the entire night. One ride, fireworks show, go back to relatives' house.

@Naedlj 10 ай бұрын

The stress of a Disney vacation nearly killed me…

@dawnreneegmail 3 ай бұрын

no joke, while your child's school chums brag it up and you've yet to go. I feel ya sister.

@Gabby2Gabby 10 ай бұрын

I love your videos. It must be awesome to make people laugh and forget their problems for a few minutes. ❤

@janejones7638 10 ай бұрын

He doesn't have to curse to make things funny.

@dawnreneegmail 3 ай бұрын

Yankee fan having lived in the South 3 years and he is just precious!!@@janejones7638

@ashlinhart5190 10 ай бұрын

The punch at the end has me rolling! That was hilarious:)

@jennamorningstar9744 3 ай бұрын

As a cast member who works for Disney, this was just hysterical. 😂 I work for Epcot too, so the "Drinking Around the World" comments had me cracking up! 🤣🤣

@NackyDaki 10 ай бұрын

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel major anxiety? I think there absolutely should be a "Disney Vacation Club support group"

@krystynalwood4161 10 ай бұрын

Love the LSU shout out lol! Louisiana knows how to drink

@bladezx2 10 ай бұрын

I think the only thing you missed Matt was the mass of tour groups all following someone carrying a flag.

@rdbuckels 10 ай бұрын

And blocking the entire walkway when they sit down for lunch or a snack. 🤬

@AD-on3zx 10 ай бұрын

If you told me people from Brazil travel in groups of less than 30 I would not believe it :)

@shartsmcginty8056 10 ай бұрын

@@AD-on3zxAnd they're all the entitled rich kids of Brazil. From what I've seen, they treat the Disney employees like crap. I heard a bunch of Brazilian tourists beat up a Donald one time.

@jonputnam7953 15 күн бұрын

I couldn’t believe the hundreds of Brazilians following some kid with a flag all dressed the same. Boggled my mind.

@tirsden 10 ай бұрын

Pro tip: if you're looking for a ride you can repeat once you get bored or tired of standing in 2+ hour lines, try Pirates of the Caribbean. Mind you, it's been eons since I was at any Disney park, but the last time or two we went I'd take my kid siblings and we'd go default to POTC while everyone else did whatever. The line actually moves, and the ride is long and indoors and thus nice and cool between the line-standing sections.

@MBroam 10 ай бұрын

Imagine the things you'd find in random boxes on the wrong aisle at the Disney World Dollar General 😂

@dawnreneegmail 3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@Crystal-el2qo 10 ай бұрын

I've never been to any Disney park, but honestly it sounds like more trouble than it's worth. Not to mention a lot more money than it's probably worth.

@kennymac1346 10 ай бұрын

Its hilarious in a pathetic way when cheap deadbeats make excuses for being selfish

@dawnreneegmail 3 ай бұрын

yeah Bob Iger needs our hard earned bux... ack don't get me started.

@ChibiPanda8888 25 күн бұрын

Yeah going to one is not on any list of mine to do ever. Especially considering that they have gone off the rails when it comes to their politics and ideals they try to teach kids to ones which are disgusting. I'd rather go to Dollywood, or literally almost any other amusement park.

@barryon8706 10 ай бұрын

I go easy on the rides because I'm afraid of heights. I go easy on the food because I'm afraid of widths. 😇

@dawnreneegmail 3 ай бұрын

🤣

@lilyrosedaisyvioletsweetpe1207 10 ай бұрын

Not going on the Dumbo ride for obvious reasons. Killed me, 🤣🤣🤣

@AlphaWolf096 10 ай бұрын

Went to Disney World several years ago, but it was as part of my high school choir that got selected to sing at the Candlelight festival right around Christmas time. Still had to pay for the trip, but it was a lot of fun to sing alongside the professionals at Epcot, and it was interesting to see a tiny fraction of what goes on behind the scenes. At the end, they gave all of the students special edition Mickey Mouse hats that only the students participating in the Candlelight festival get. It was honestly really fun and a very magical experience. Sorry for the wall of text. This video just got me reminiscing.

@dawnreneegmail 3 ай бұрын

now I know what to call my commentary rant: WALL OF TEXT,... thank you

@chadeley 10 ай бұрын

Yes, 'It's a Small World' was stuck in my head for awhile after my trip in October. That, and "There's a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow", and "Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me". They kind of alternated

@GoddessNeith 10 ай бұрын

can you belive it cost $3.95 to get in when disney opened? tickets were from .10 to a buck for an "E" ticket. I miss those days.

@LukeMaps 10 ай бұрын

$3.95 in 1973 is only $27.27 in 2023 with inflation!

@CheapsKate77 10 ай бұрын

As long as stupid people will pay the ridiculous prices, they will keep increasing them!

@rrecherei9092 10 ай бұрын

@@LukeMaps but rides were all ala carte.

@MsBluebot 10 ай бұрын

It’s $109 per person per day per park now the crap! There having a sale on now though but it ends on sept 28th 2023

@queenbee4427 10 ай бұрын

Ok do not get me started....Florida native here speaking...we live a few minutes to Disney main gate and laugh all the time when we read real estate listing that say just minutes to main gate and you find the house is about 3 counties away😂😂😂!!! I just do jot get it. Having been one of the first familes to go to Disney World and having many family membrrs work there the dream gloss has worn very very thin. Mr. Walt Disney had a wonderful vision that has now turn this area of Florida into a vast wasteland nightmare. The mouse is dead to me.😮

@beagleissleeping5359 10 ай бұрын

They didn't specify HOW many minutes. Anything to make the listing sound better. Example: Here where I live: River front property on the Shade River! The Shade River is about 50 feet wide at most and maybe 20 feet deep, but that's only during a flash flood.😂

@_Ekaros 10 ай бұрын

So I could sell my place with that tagline. There is some land inbetween, and bit of sea or multiple bits... But hey minutes away still. If you count minutes in thousands.

@landonmichelle 10 ай бұрын

Everyone at Disney: matching Disney outfits My family at Disney: matching LSU outfits 💜💛💜💛 GEAUX TIGERS 💜💛💜💛

@J_Addison 10 ай бұрын

Yep and Geaux Tigers

@madmommy 10 ай бұрын

Yup, I own a Silhouette machine, and yes, I made that exact same shirt for my husband on our Disney trip 5 years ago. He loved that shirt.

@Coldwar777WW3 10 ай бұрын

I also love your videos matt especially your SEC shorts there so funny 😂😂

@JPMJPM 10 ай бұрын

NCAA football starts August 26! Go Vols!

@machinesofgod 10 ай бұрын

Also very applicable to Disneyland in Southern California. I was just there recently.

@lorireed8046 10 ай бұрын

Was it empty?

@machinesofgod 10 ай бұрын

@@lorireed8046 Nope, very packed. It's SoCal and Disneyland, always packed with visitors to the delight of Disney & Co.

@justsayingforafriend7010 10 ай бұрын

Just avoid all the homeless on crack in Anaheim...

@lorireed8046 10 ай бұрын

@@machinesofgod Well Florida wasn't and they get international more so ... Sooo it's just the dumb people in Cali.

@dawnreneegmail 3 ай бұрын

Southern California here, Diz and what it has done (not to) with the city of Anaheim is a crime. Union workers scheduled few enough hours so as not to qualify for their benefits as promised when hired a solid for starts. A well known dirty corporate trick (oh they love it, but on the worker's side, not so much.). LATimes is my source as I live south of LA, Disney is a shadow of what Walt envisioned that had it stayed on track could have been Knotts Berry Farm. The under-current of classism that is Disney incorporated is galling.

@bieuxyongson 10 ай бұрын

I’ve only ever been to Disney Land in California. In the 60’s. I have a real problem with the cost, the crowds and the heat, so we have never been. Our daughter went to Alton Towers (the British version) when we were stationed in England. She loved that but now she’s as theme park phobic as I am. Although the one in Japan sounds nice. Matt is so funny but I don’t think I’ll ever go. I’d rather spend the money on a cool trip to somewhere interesting.

@bigeddy8377 10 ай бұрын

I missed so much of the inside humor because I’ve never been to Disneyland, but the bbq from a mile away line cracked me up 🤣I can relate to that one(Texas)

@MrsNewfiefan 10 ай бұрын

It’s Disney WORLD. Lol (*sorry had to be that person) 😅

@HikaruRain 10 ай бұрын

The last time I went to Disney was when my Grandfather could get me in for Free(when he was a private contractor for Disney). I have yet to ever go back. It costs way too much and I do not make enough to even go for one day on the special residents discount. Plus the food prices at these places are insane. For one meal there I could eat an entire week at home. No thanks.

@fireopal4389 10 ай бұрын

I love the line for "we come here every August to train for school" looking back at my school years, yeah, going to a theme park is just like going to school. Lol. Matt, you are a hilarious guy and I thank you for making me laugh. I haven't seen all your videos, but if you have any that involves the mid west or the southwest such as southerners describing the food in these locations, I would live to see and hear them. Thank you again for the laugh.

@dawnreneegmail 3 ай бұрын

HE SPECIALIZES IN FOOD REVIEWS! Subscribe and get ready for sum good eatin'.

@lilibear62 10 ай бұрын

So true! The worst part is that people finance these trips, lol! Just say no to Disney!😂😂

@chrisb3976 10 ай бұрын

Its not difficult and not as expensive as you want to think it is especially for one person.

@ChibiPanda8888 10 ай бұрын

Agreed. Never been and don't ever want to go.

@MsBluebot 10 ай бұрын

@@chrisb3976Disney is still very expensive for more than one person

@ecv03 3 ай бұрын

@@ChibiPanda8888 my mom took me to Disney Land for my tenth birthday. I wanted to go camping instead, but we went to Disney Land instead. I never went back. That place sucked.

@jenarutberg9323 7 ай бұрын

About 10 years ago we had the opportunity to take a 4 day vacation at WDW. I had a bit of a panic attack when i heard the price for the hotel and meal plan at one of their "economy" hotels. I think at that time it was more than any of the cars i had purchased in my life. It took a little bit of meditation, lots of deep breathing exercises, hugs and prayers to get me past the shock and it's more now. Dont know if I'll ever go back when i think of the price and what else we can use it for if we could save it up. Love the t-shirt! Go to the Food area just outside of Universal studios, no admission fee and lots of choices if you're just going for food. Chocolate Emporium...yum!

@GMAMEC 10 ай бұрын

Make 2 shirts and a few mugs and That Cricut has paid for itself.

@ZooZoo293 10 ай бұрын

"The Chief of Police throwing candy at you from a seized Ford Mustang". I almost spit out my Dollar General iced tea!!

@firesoulrocker 10 ай бұрын

😂 not only when southerners go to Disneyworld. Northern New Jerseyians too lol 🤣 @ Disney Vacation Club

@andhanni 10 ай бұрын

Welcome Home...

@MrsNewfiefan 10 ай бұрын

I’m gonna need a part 2 to this one. This was all on point!! (And I’m not from the south or even the US).

@leeplantlover 10 ай бұрын

now we need to hunt down the dollar general in disney world, because everyone knows they either buy there products from one or their is one secretly built in disney world, but its covered by all that disney goodness🤣🤣

@kolbywilliams7234 10 ай бұрын

There*

@YeshuaKingMessiah 10 ай бұрын

I went in ‘75 and again in ‘97 I’m sure if I were to go again I would be thoroughly disgusted. I’ll just go to Buccee’s 🤣

@Potatchica 7 ай бұрын

I went to Disney world one when I was 11. It was late January and the best thing I had experienced in my short little life. We ran around in shorts and went on whatever that water raft ride was about 10 times in a row, being the only people that wanted to possibly get wet in 60/70° weather. It was 20° back home, so of course we didn't mind! Thunder Mountain only had maybe 5 people in line too. I've haven't been to anything Disney run since then, but just seeing videos of how crowded it gets makes my social anxiety go through the roof! Glad I had the chance when I was little. I'll never go now!

@TheOneFreakservo 7 ай бұрын

At least they're south-enough to VISIT the place whenever they feel up to it. Kind of like being a New Yorker and not really paying attention to that tall green statue just off the coast.

@deborahdanhauer8525 10 ай бұрын

Trying to remember the last time a was mad enough to punch my drink lol!!❤️🤗🐝

@AgentM79 10 ай бұрын

Nothing served at Disney is better than Buc-ees. The “3-meat sandwich” and ”Sausage on a stick” will NEVER let you down. And cost much less than Disney food.

@roseyoung7436 9 ай бұрын

Matt you are the best. Thank you for the chuckle 😁

@kizunadragon9 8 ай бұрын

I love that it says "southerners go to Disney World..." Cause Florida is so south it's north again.

@Hayes607 10 ай бұрын

Shoot I rather go back to Carowinds than Disney my guy. Thats my amusement park. (Sad that the Fury had an issue weeks ago though).

@lorireed8046 10 ай бұрын

I saw that .. crack in the main frame (foundation)

@Hayes607 10 ай бұрын

Yeah when I heard about it I was in shock. I'm stationed out here in Utah and some random person told me and I was like "the Fury?" That's at Carowinds.

@danielleking262 4 ай бұрын

I'm so glad pretty much the entire video was about how expensive everything is, because it is MORE than true. It's ridiculous. 😂👌

@WeberIMayRoam 10 ай бұрын

As a reformed Disneyphile, this was spectacular! (And I want that sipper!)

@richard_zeller 10 ай бұрын

"most expensive day ever"....truth...

@batshtcrazy5293 10 ай бұрын

LMAO!!! This is SO true! I live near Disney, and it's ridiculous. BTW LOVE the shirt with the "Most Expensive Ever". I gotta get one of those, because I will surely wear it there. Thanks for the laughs!

@Eseseso494 10 ай бұрын

You punching the Sven cup at the end is where I lost it! XD

@machtmer 10 ай бұрын

OMFG…as an LSU alum, I was thinking the exact same thing!! 😂😂

@ringo-lf3cd 10 ай бұрын

Couldn't agree more with the "Most Expensive Day Ever" shirt. At one point it was sort of worth it. These days Disney anything is a colossal waste of money.

@mariposavioleta9007 10 ай бұрын

As a Canadian this is one of the first thing that comes to mind $800USD = $1070.68CAD. All of it just a waste of money.

@D34Weez 10 ай бұрын

Every. Word. Is. True. Matt....pure genius comedy.

@EFergDindrane 10 ай бұрын

As an LSU fan who actually does not drink... still, yep, that us.

@Ms_Cheesecake 10 ай бұрын

I took my bf down to see all four Disney parks last year because he'd never been. It was the end of October, still 90F, 100% humidity. Everything was expensive and mediocre and dirty (which was weird because I went there right before the rona happened, and it'd been very clean). Even the food was super meh. Genie+ was also so stupid. We had fun, especially at Hollywood Studios and Animal Kingdom, but the only reason that trip had been "affordable" was because I have family in Orlando and we stayed at their house.

@UmmYeahOk 10 ай бұрын

A Sven sipper?!? I didn’t even know they had those!

@toddylu6869 9 ай бұрын

Matt’s Disney Facts are in fact, facts. We let go of our DVC, Disney + and Disney Chase Visa last year. We drew a line in the sand and they crossed it. But I do appreciate the humor as one who did drink the Kool-aid.

@dawnreneegmail 3 ай бұрын

hey, anyone can get sucked into a giant vortex, ... but somehow you made it out and we welcome ya~

@ChibiPanda8888 25 күн бұрын

Respect to you

@TDproductions378 10 ай бұрын

2:01 you got that song stuck in my head again gosh dang it

@marisajoyner6531 10 ай бұрын

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE ENTIRE PLANET! I am a huge Disney adult and even did the Disney College Program last august until this January! I got to work at a bunch of the restaurants including Gastons which has the amazing cinnamon rolls

@frankpage4461 10 ай бұрын

"But we are LSU fans" is classic! And I say that as a native of Baton Rouge and an LSU grad...

@PrincessSerena91 10 ай бұрын

As someone who lives in Florida i feel this lmao it be hot af but that once a year disney trip whenever possible is just known to be bank breaking 😂😂😂

@brostrait17 10 ай бұрын

Every time we drive to Disney World, we always have to stop at Buc-ees at least four times.

@kimladd5100 8 ай бұрын

The “real Fairy Godmother” is at Dollywood! Amen! 😅

@56ghostwriter 10 ай бұрын

There's gotta be a Dollar General in here!!!!! Priceless!!!!

@beagleissleeping5359 10 ай бұрын

Went to Disney World for senior trip 1992. The Wheel of Progress ride broke down while we were on it.....😂

@drh3b 10 ай бұрын

So, it was just a Wheel?

@edwardrhoads7283 10 ай бұрын

Yeah genie+ is why we never rescheduled our planned 2020 trip to disney. We went to a local park instead for about a 10th of the price... 10 days of holiday world for 4 people including everything $1600. 10 days of disney.... I don't want to know...