“What’s your sign? Walk away from me.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Legend status achieved.

If some asks for your sign, tell them, “Tyrannosaurus Rex.” When they tell you that’s not a real one……now they’re getting closer to the truth. None of them are real.

Plot twist: Boyfriend actually moved her out of the way so the guy can park.

i can relate about smoking tbh...ive rejected quite a few women (in a polite manner) as soon as i saw them checking their purse for a cigar and started smoking, i just cant get it, if i dont smoke why the hell would i want to get that taste in my mouth when they tried to kiss me or even have that smoke scent close to me, either in clothes, car or home? hell no!

Guy in the Steelers shirt NAILED it.

someone said: kissing a smoking girl is the same as leaking ashtray...

02:17 - So very true. I can't even count how many times along the day she yell my name for the most common mundane tasks; but I never call her once. And every single time she ask something I need to hear an layer of complaining about the task itself and the results of the task.

5:10 Imagine how many women rejected men cuz of their sign? Now THESE ladies know how stupid that is 😂

The guy at 4:40 who asks their signs is a laugh riot. There are others trying to copy him and you all know, the original is always the best.

That last clip brought back memories. My girl tried stupid sh*t like that once, and talking like I was going to get into it because of her bs. She walked home while he and I went in for a beer and watch the game.

When the rolls are reversed, men who say you're not compatible with their star sign, girls get a look of shock and disbelief on their face but they still can't handle the rejection though.

Awesome video, Alpha Central!

Kepp it up king ! Like always !

I've been off cigarettes for almost three months now and I now understand why smoking is such a turn off. My sense of smell came back and the scent of a burning cigarette is just awful. Plus it yellowed my teeth so that's something to contend with...

👏👏👏 keep it up, bro!!!

oooh this is beautiful... great video dude!

I don't know that I'd call it an "Ick", but the last one absolutely triggered me. All a girl has to do to guarantee that she's gonna have a life altering experience is just IMPLY that she's gonna get some other dude to fight with me, and NOTHING she sees in the mirror will EVER look the same again.

why was she holding a parking spot for someone clearly with a grocery cart? haha

6:39 trinidad man🤣🤣big up my country dawg

Women wearing animal prints have increased chances of being histrionic personality disorder.

Dude at the end backdown...he had 2 chances to pull up and didn't just like coward

"How you dont fuck with Geminis when Pisces is Two Fish" ahahahah

I thank God every day that I don't participate in social media.

"big boyfriend" = out of shape dude with a beer gut and a beard. Real winners there

do another When women treatmen like kings i liked that it was wholesome!

major RED FLAGS 1) she smokes, 2) she drinks to excess, 3) she's always doped out, 4) she tries to change my world view, 5) she wants to keep in circulation.

That last one, the guy should have walked up to his girl and dragged her ass out, told her to stop making a damn scene.

Smoking went from cool to icky in my lifetime.

That last clip about the parking space is how people get hurt over nothing. Its a friggin parking space and all that fuss.

I love how when her BF arrived she was like "Look look how big he is, less talk now, huh!?" like is his size going to do anything? and besides what car do you got? a shopping cart? 10k followers on social media?

Star signs 😂😂😂😂😂👍

8:04: the kind of BS that has the world under the rising rate of moral decay.

jokes on him, pisces and taurus and pisces and scorpio are perfect sign combos

"Womanese" 🤣🤣🤣

What's funny about the "sign" one, is the right answer is to not give it. The right answer is to say "Does it matter?" The fact they all were too eager to give it, is the problem.

I ❤️ the second guy, completely ignoring the girl, 😹.

I rarely ask a woman to do anything. It will be met with excuses, complaints or whining. Just do it myself.

I feel that guy who said I'm to old to chase females. if you are not making it easy then f that yessssss kingssss

This Video makes me laugh cause not all of us think like this video wants us to think & not all girls are the same as well. A True Alpha sure sure ( Makes me think of the Animal Channel for some reason )

A woman that smokes will smell like cigarettes all the time.

7:35 this man is speaking truth.

Ey ey ey woi?! Take ya time! 😄

5:42 if a men did that it would've been a different story

If you can reject you are still healthy.

the guy is right about that!

These videos are so funny. Its like the modern generation invented all these things when back in the day this was a common occurrence. I am a average sized white guy and always had women to pick and choose from even in the 60's but we used to do it with more finesse, less money and less transport.

1:53 that's honestly a little weird, to me. If I like a post, I like the post. I'm not liking it to get a quick conversation with who I'm liking. Do you feel the same when posting a like to your guy's insta? Should he drop his day and say, "hey man, thanks for that like on one of my many social medias!! I really honor and respect our friendship and this like you dropped showed me you're a true friend, big dog!"?? Private messaging is real. Just say hi and maybe she'll see it, maybe she doesn't. My confidence isn't stemming from her internet replies.

Enjoy your channel truly factual/ I do not chase and I choose when I used public transport I prefer to sit next to a male as it's more comfortable and feels with a greater sense of normality.

6:38 both these dudes are cheating on their girls and were trying to hide it.

that last ding dong.....christ all mighty

5:56 imagine a man does the same thing... the meltdown

8:45 But why the hell pick her up ? Why date a girl so far away? Don't date girls that live too far away!!! Simple. And make the date at her place if she don't wanna (cannot) drive.

The funniest part about this entire video was how fucking irritated those women got when he asked about their zodiav signs then denied them. See how fucking dumb doing that is? I hope yhey learned from that experience

8:10 I've gotten that advice before and trust me it helps

Some women are nowhere near as pretty or cute as they think they are

Man made a whole 2 page book named “womanese”

2:18 he hits the nail on the fucken head even me as a husband can vouch for this

Look how big my boyfriend is. Smh. Women like that is the reason people get buried. They will put their man in a deadly situation. Then want to cry about it later when he's all hurt up.

5:50, can anyone else say rape? Forced sexual abuse??? Imagine if a guy did that…

5:00 nooo please, you won't be bored with me! I'm not predictable

When a man rejects a woman they never forget it! Like a woman scorned, be careful 🤣

0:35 song?

Love smoking - been doing it for 30+ years - been vaping for 8. Coffee and smoking like cookies and milk.

Guarantee that boyfriend at the end was embarrassed and had to apologize for his woman. Unless he had a room temperature iq as well.

anyone got source for the last clip I wanna know what happened after

0:36 that's battery, she touched him without his permission.

To quote me nephew “all smokers are chode smokers”.

All them horoscope girls don't know the only good answer is "I'm not into astrology" smh

Whats that song at 36 seconds??

I'm a Stop sign

6:30 ngl most of these vids you right the girl was getting rejected but by the looks of it the dude there was pretty heated boy had paragraphs written and she was giving one word responses so it don’t look like she got rejected there 😭

With the last video, I would just slowly pull forward until she Either moves out the way or goes underneath the car because at that point, I have video evidence that I told her to move so it’s her fault

Who was the dude with the Steelers shirt I'm so curious too what his stuff

i consider myself more sigma than alpha,but i'll subscribe :))

Hahaha wtf was she saving the spot for so her bf can park his shopping cart there cuz dude didn’t show up in a car lol 😂 the fuck😂😂😂😂

The 24 year old guy did receive a genuine answer....yeah a girl shouldn't force you into marriage but you can't expect a girl to wait 11 years for you....her fertility is almost gone

Too many women start sh*t and expect their current ape to handle their bullsh*t.

I think the guy asking the sign question was looking for a girl who didn’t know. Cause if she doesn’t know her sign she isn’t part of the Horoscope culture thing. Which I can understand avoiding

If I was that second guy I'd file for a lawsuit. Sexual harassment.

No smoking? Not even mj blunts ?

Oh hell no I’m glad I got married early 7:20 I’m not about to walk through this life and all the good women get snatched up I’ve seen todays generation and I want no part of it

Song on 0:36 please?

Her: Look how big he is! Me: first of all PAUSE! Secondly I don’t give a fuck!!!

So simp advice, Never run after a woman or a bus as there is always another one just behind it 😂

W mans

bro is talking like a npc 💀💀💀

Damn the Asian girl is cute af I think I'm in love lmao

I'm a girl... and this just is disrespectful. Not all women aren't like this, so don't put all women into this.

Even if i didn't smoke I wouldn't care if a girl smoked.

This signs thing is destroying the world

If you wait that long she wont be able to have kids 7:55

When i was 18, I rejected a milf i was living with during my stay in USA to english. She came to my room naked wanted sex. I ignored her and afterward she hated me being in her house and wanted me leave also she accused me for being gay. I am 30 now, never kissed and still virgon alhamdulellah and I wont have sex with any woman cuz I am muslim and i fear god and will stay loyal to my futute wife whom I have not met yet. May Allah redeem me for my sacrifice with caring kind faithful wife

Don't get married until 35? That's horrible advice.

That woman in the screenshot is clearly crazy, she is an adult and gets that bad of a sunburn. Was she baked when she got her skin cooked?

I DO NOT TOLERATE DISRESPECT.... So am I an Alpha male?

I'm honestly looking for a girl that smokes weed so I can spend time with her smoking cuddling stuff like that

At least we see now some guys have standards. Jeez. Like people have the right to choose people? Regardless of gender.

1:09 bro I got rejected by a girl cuz I don't smoke

Ok new rule: Anyone over 12 years old isn't allowed to say "sorry, not sorry".

Wait, WTF? What happened after the boyfriend showed up? (I'm assuming he saw the permit and said "Alright dude, all yours", and that was that... but I still want to see it).