As someone who had to work cashier and offer reward cards, it's either your guys' life or ours. Management demands it.

When he was repeating the numbers, I expected Zack to smoothly transition into one of his patented integrated sponsorships. You missed a golden opportunity, dude.

The delivery for, "Did I sound like i was FUCKING FINISHED." Was absolutely perfect

Here is your reward...YOUR ETERNAL REWARD!

If they offer 5% off on all future purchases with their rewards program, then that simply means all their items are already marked up by 5.263%, at minimum.

This is extremely accurate. Everytime I forget my rewards card they start the WW3

Fun fact: The reason why so many stores offer great discounts with the rewards cards is because they then sell your information to third party companies for big $$. This is why they want you to sign up for the rewards card. While you get a great discount, you're also getting hundreds of spam emails, phone calls, texts, etc. I mean it can be a win win if you're using a stolen identity or a fake one, but to each their own.

There is actually a whole french book written about this. The main character becomes the most wanted man alive because he didn't have his rewards card. Te shop manager threatened to do a backwards roll if he didn't conply, but the man grabbed a leek and waved it menacingly at the store manager, after which he ran away. I'm not kidding that's the actual beginning of the story

Maybe the real rewards card was the friends we made along the way

"So how much do you sale my information for?" "Hmm, what? I, uhh, don't know what you're talking about. Oh, what's your blood type?" "Why would anyone need to know that to buy a shirt?!" "Pfft! No need to bite my head off I'm just making conversation."

Holy shit laughed so hard when the voice of the family asking zach to surrender lol I also always reject the question about rewards card and tell them I only pay with cash or Bitcoin haha

sometimes it happens the other way around. I work in a pet shop in Chile and an american girl was buying dog food and she told me "that's so expensive! don't you have a reward card or something?" and I was astonished because that was the first time I'd heard about that in a pet shop, let alone in Chile.

"What do I know? I'm just you with an audio sound effect." OK, THAT one got me!

This is how it started with Jeffery Dahmer, too. Shopping without a rewards card is a gateway crime to cannibalism.

“Zack please you have so much to live for” yeah REAL convincing 🤣

I know of a felony criminal case where a receipt in a trash bag at the curb was tracked back to a person because they used their rewards card at a GNC store. The other contents of the trash bag, combined with the ID of the person, enabled law enforcement to secure a search warrant for that address.

The funniest part is when Zach looks over and mouths "what are you doing" and the cashier is fearing for his life behind his gun🤣

Honestly, for a reward card that amazing, the response was warranted. Most cards it like, get half a point for every $100 you spend, then once you have 1000 points, you get $1 off you next purchase of $100 or more.

That "Zack please you have so much to live for" had me rolling. LMAO!

No one wants to ask customers about rewards cards but corporate demands otherwise. The only time I ever enjoyed being interrupted is when I had to ask about reward cards.

Man one time there was this guy that straight up refused to get rewards card and our stores swat team had to hold him down while we signed him up

You just look that cashier dead in the eyes and say, "No, thanks. I don't shop here that often."

Once heard someone just say "skip" over the top of the cashier person as they started talking about the rewards card, and to the cashier's credit they immediately skipped it lol

As a person who worked in retail and offered these cards, this is indeed exactly what happens, even the benefits

As a reward card myself, I can confirm that this is true.

Extinction level event 😂😂

i was so expecting this entire video to be a sponsorship setup. surprisingly im thankful that it wasnt

This is exactly why I hate shopping at big name stores, because unless I have the card, it ends up getting super awkward after I say I don't have it and I don't want one. But there were a few times where I was basically forced into getting one. Ohhh btw there was one time, where I was almost forced into getting an ADDITIONAL rewards card because the first one had basically turned into a membership card. He asked for the rewards card and I was like here you go. And he was like no that's the membership card. We have another card separate from that now. I'm like wtfffff. And some other employee next to him was being an a-hole and literally said to me, "we're not giving you this unless you sign up." Thank God the first guy shooed him away and let me buy the product anyways because that was messed up big time.

The experience is analogous to reading an article on the internet

As a former cashier I can confirm, we hate asking as much as you hate getting asked

As someone who worked in retail, I can say I never cared two shits if someone had a rewards card or not. In fact, if they didn’t have a rewards card, I didn’t have to ask them if they would like to redeem cash rewards. So my job was actually easier if they didn’t have a rewards card.

At home depot a third of the cashier training is how to ask customers to get a pro rewards card membership thing

I was expexting this to be sponsored by honey.

"wuddo I kno, m'literally just you with some audio sound effect."

they were able and willing to offer a rewards card

"AALLLL TOMORROWS" 😭😂

Every damn time I go to a Mapco to buy a mountain dew and fill up my truck. I now have a Mapco rewards card

This is so true it's never occurred to them that someone doesn't have it

That face with the gun

I hate when they call the president on me like no books a million I don’t want a rewards card for the 3rd time this past like 4 months

“Excessive.” 😂

Clothing? I'd just legit say "save it, by the time I'm back for a second time, the card expires".

Anytime I would offer those loyalty cards, I would tell people just to put in fake information and to just use the physical card. That way you get the savings and they won't track the info back to you.

This was an interesting sponsorship for Walmart.

I love your content whenever i’m sad i watch it it always makes my day SO much better! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Can't believe he engaged with the clerk by saying he didn't have a rewards card. Everyone knows you just put him in a self defense situation.

It all starts with the "why not" after you decline the rewards card.

As a former cashier, I can confirm this is true.

Rewards cards cost time and space, esp if you shop at 10+ different places... and most take you to spend 10k$ just to get 10$ back

Bruh even if i dont have to give them my email i still aint taking that shit

I had a capital one ad before this video lmao

*All* tomorrows? Throw in a yesterday and you've got me.

0:49 That's called a XK class end of the world scenario

You can count on Zak to discover a new term: PRICE to SURFACE AREA RATIO!!!!!

That’s actually a pretty good rewards card.

love your videos

The thumbnail is funny!!

The worst part is when you don't want one but you're shopping with your mom.

Shoppers be like: (If you get it, you get it)

Or maybe wait until you have a massive shopping then get the 30% discount?

Used to work at kohls, they MAKE you ask and I hated doing it, often times I would just refuse because most people told me no anyway.

He will do it tommorow.

"I'm just you with some random audio effect" Seriously Zach?

Fuck yes

Sadly that is pretty accurate lol

With how frequently you upload on their channel is what I think about when I think about you

at the grocery store i go to my parents have a rewards card, so i just put in their phone number lol said number is a landline that is NEVER used and is just a constant annoyance, i cannot fathom why they won't get rid of it

Oh no

This has to be Old Navy 😂

That's a really nice haircut.

PSA: Cashiers are often tracked by signups. Give us a fake number you’ll remember

1:25 holy shit went from 0 to 100 real quick

As someone who worked retail that had a points card, I preferred people who didn't have one. Made my life easier

weird voice: your family is here, you have so much to live for hhhhaaghahah

"Would you like to sign up for our rewards (credit) card?". Oh fuck no.

Just a day in the life

I was told to not even phrase it like question. Just phrase it in a way that makes them say yes and if you speak fast enough they dont even have time to process what their agreeing to

I got an ad on this video for rewards points.

Shouldn't have said today. They'll be back tomorrow when you check your mail.

Why can't they just let us go, we just wanted to buy 1 shirt and go, not sit here having a conversation about why their piece of plastic does not matter to us.

lol. So true.

Sucks to be you because I don't give into social peer pressure!!

Getting alot of mileage out of that you gun

"Oh ok" "EVACUATE THE CITY WEVE GOT AN EXCTINCTION LEVEL EVENT WAITING TO HAPPEN I NEED ALL NUKES RIGHT NOW" "Well that's excessive" "THE ONLY THING EXCESIVE IS YOU NOT SIGNING UP"

Why do they not, just lower the cost of their products by 5%.

I usually just smile and say, "I am the reward," with a wink if the cashier is a cutie. If it's a woman, I just say, "Naw."

I've seen someone adamantly refuse to put in their number before. Like, you don't want savings? I mean probably not much, but it's really easy. Very strange. This was so good as always, lol. Nice.

It's so annoying when I give the cashier my rewards info and they loudly announce my name. MAYBE I don't want everyone in the store to know my info?

Idk why they're so persistent with that too, like when I make an excuse as to why I'm not getting it I don't need you to give me a solution every time. I need you to stop asking because it was my anti social way of avoiding uncomfortable confrontation and conversation.

This is funny lol.

He might lose his job so the rewards are not even worth it I mean his head

Wait you're telling me that it was that easy, just say no. Dam... What am I gonna do with all these reward cards.

I'm so sick of literally every place having a card. Who carries 74 different cards? Where I live, the Government has a *monopoly* on liquor, no one else can sell it, and they still made a loyalty card... Bruh just lower the price and save everyone's time? I'm not gonna travel internationally to buy some vodka.

Why is Zach the way it is

THIS is why Id rather be a janitor than a cashier at my job. Id literally rather scrub shitty toilets then have to pretend reward programs are actually worth it.

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30 percent off??? Sold! Wait, is it a rewards _credit_ card? Nvm. Not sold.

I like it transactions better without rewards, it takes time away from anything else.

Im so pissed about the cards that i made a shirt that says no to a rewards card

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