nightmares of them scared by them

@@karmveer240 Lol yea

666th like :D

.

More of a good night

No comments ? Imma fix that

@@imir_ W comment

@@onestriker1016 hi… uh uh uh uh….. how is the weather?

LOL

@@Hulleek uh.. uhm.... Uh... The sun rises from the west

That monster is a he, inspired by Jeff Da Killer creepypasta (both have similar face)

​@@danielsurvivor1372no lol

I was laughing my ass off at how he instantly starts to 1v1 the ghost lmao.

"TRICKSTAB"

fr lol

those dead ringer really works

yeah

I can tell that man played during the Jungle Inferno update

Hey,it works

Offtopic but who is the character from your profile pic?

oh boy how turntables

@@luqmelon5106 oh table, how the boys have turned

Oh turn how have you tabled

Oh have, table how boy turned

@@a_random_lizard oh how, have the turns boy tabled

But the pretty pretty birds!

cringe

Ah, a man of culture.

True

botan from hololive?

Gotta agree. Most horror games are more stressful than scary.

@@jackreid2664 yeah they're just tense

😂😂😂

@SSuperior why are you replying on such a dumb comment 🤨

@SSuperior damn ima rate your trolling 5/10 could have been better but the reply part was nice

*side quests

At least in games, you can shoot at your problems

😎👍

POLSKA GUROM

carl xD

Carl: *"Ah, my bad, btw you forgot to turn off the other room's fan, waste of electricity dude."*

@@bigbraintime3300 "Oh right thanks for reminding me. Can you turn it off for me actually? Wait-"

Ghosts, man. I'm telling you, they just don't respect the sacrosanct of gaming time. Unbelievable.

@@aliyasiyun "Whatever man..., Keep playing Il join you later I got to meet Jeff" Carl said.

Crysis Remastered was released today

Are you a calm and reasonable person?

Panik !

God of war reference??

@@shaashwatsingh3207 no it is a sadhguru reference !

Yeah like you focus on other thing than the jumpscare such as the weird scream and why tf is this happening.

yeah, this video made me realize that I'm pretty jumpscare proof even tho I'm not used to horror games. It's more like the screams from the Ytbers playing the game REALLY jumpscares me I guess .-. XD

yea same for me, usually I would jumped but this video made laugh

@@elantris-2002 its also alot different when playing by yourself but it's also kind of a reaction thing. Plus you can desensitize yourself

Exactly

@@Cryoxite cool

@@Cryoxite cring e

@@mexicanseal2917 who is this man you speak of

Not really an advantage, then horror games would be completely boring to you. Atleast thats what I think.

I gained it from depression and the videos are kinda boring

hello i am that person ;-;

@@raevensge who cares

@@SH4D0852 clearly you, since you responded lol you could've just ignored me :)

@@raevensge who?

@@TheRealestKushSmoker420 the person that said who cares

Underated comment

Screams ghosting coz they are afraid of him

damn xDD

@Robel Habte no one asked

I read your comment very well timed at 0:55

Hes the one survivalist in the movie who’s lived in the place for years and knows the schedule on how to survive

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.

@@GOJOpacklmaoo Oh god not this shit post. Anyway they both cater to certain "play-"styles and give enough variety to try at least one of them once.

But if you get too calm you may end up not caring ENOUGH. If you reach absolute fearlessness, you just dont care if you get killed or hurt. I was into a phase for a few weeks were I just didn't feel (and probably wasn't capable of) fear. Even when I actually thought I was in life threatening danger I didn't feel much at all. Of course you can still make logical decisions, but if my survival had dependent on actually running or fighting for your life, I think it would fail due to lack of motivation

yeah... actually a prime candidate for losing the life first. being all "theres no ghosts here everyone calm down" is never a good sign

that makes no sense

King from OPM

@@Soggersnuggets it does make sense

@@Soggersnuggets it does dude.

@@tonyvalor6440 its just so unlikely that it doesn't make sense

Well tbh cry of fear has both very good terror AND jumpscares. There's just something about the creepy atmosphere of half-life maps that makes most people scared.

@@shem7146 Agreed, I'm all for great atmosphere but the jumpscares stop being scary after a while and I just roll my eyes and say "here we go again"

@@AshRaf-to5gu lol

idk who this guy is or what games are on there but dead space franchise is like 'The Nun' predictable jumpscares every 5 minutes

After playing Cry of fear and FEAR 1 back to back I was jumpscare proof for a couple weeks, but sooner or later your guard will let down and you're back to twitching around

🤣🤣🤣

Only 'horrors' I ever really played were F.E.A.R. and Alien Isolation - had to play them in the dark of course.

@@paultreneary we can adjust more bright in alien isolation @@

What an absolute chad

@St. Haborym my man is 200iq human

he did it so quietly i didn't even notice as i was looking at the game

he felt bad for the monster so he was actually acting if you didint realize its normal becouse he was just that good.

Bro tryna act suprised lmao😭

9/10 He really deserves it XD👏👏👏👏👏

what is that in background? at that second exactly?

Subnautica is not scary :P only for those who have submechanophobia or fear of water lmao

@@charmeleon3680 Indeed, as someone with a fear of depths, or the unknown so to say, the game is unplayable

@@charmeleon3680 you can say that all you want until your knee deep in ghost leviathan territory

@@charmeleon3680 I don't have that phobia. I love the sea and diving. But Reapers still scare the shit out of me.

Just lol at anyone scared of subnautica. I get scared of supernatural horror films, and the first thing I did in subnautica is swim to the dead zone and get killed by a ghost leviathan

@@Cryoxite this isn’t twitter

@@lumen101 what did he type

@@peniszdentgaming6060 ratio

@@lumen101 what does it mean

@@Dickgobblery47 ratio on twitter means having more likes in a reply than the original comment/post

@@Cryoxite you had a stroke?

Thats was tricksbonk

I love how he kill the ghost just using woodstick

i heard please stop first

@@cylnder wot?

Psychopath*

@@zzzzzz5936 sociopath*

@@harcheryyt1662 sociopaths experience fear. Psychopaths dont.

@@zzzzzz5936 sociopath doesn’t care about lives “cold hearted person” psychopath doesn’t care about lives AND ummm how do i say this i think wild is the most polite way to say it? “Deranged person”

@@harcheryyt1662 wrong

The worst jumpscares always come from games that aren't even horror games. I remember once I got a really bad jumpscare in SpaceEngine, which isn't even a game, its a fancy astronomy software that simulates the entire universe. I wanted to see what a black hole looks like in the program, because its really well crafted and takes all physics calculations of light into account. So I searched for the nearest black hole, selected it and press G twice to warp to it. Just the image of the background galaxy and stars suddenly getting warped and the screen being rapidly engulfed by a completely black hole got me so bad, lol.

I like how the ghost die 😂

Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time. Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them). Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI). Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy. Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful. Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI). Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad). Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning! Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures. Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement. It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them. (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).. Salam (Peace) -------

@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 May Allah forgive you for your unnecessary, irrelevant shoehorning of His faith.

@@arvinroidoatienza7082 mashallah

@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 BALLS

no, bro is fine. that is precisely the words we need to hear.

you're valid it'll get better please wait

Underrated

Legit bro.

This is what i though too i hope everything will be better for you Stay save

twitter user spotted

😰

Pucci moment

@@heyepicgamers what

TRICKSTAAAAB

was thinking the same thing haha

Facestab

Bonk

It's like he's killing some mob in Minecraft

The 2D game is dumb not scary just dumb Outlast has good story but not scary idk why am I telling you this?

Now that is what we call "Balls Of Steel".

Refuses to elaborate further

Sigma male grindset

bonk

that shit was funny lol

What do you mean?

@@universecreator988 what if... a ghost appears behind him.....

@@imp4ktth "Carl, we talked about this. You don't creep up to me while I'm streaming"

@@wetershinobi4111 lmao

@@wetershinobi4111 or it's a ghost girl and he be like: "honey, we talk about this. We can't do it while im streaming"

nice yotsuba pfp ..aside from this, I very much agree with your comment

That, or he had a massive break up and lost all emotions...

@@OmnipotentSaiyan I don't want him to be the latter, there's enough tragedy already brother.

lol Brilliant.

@@bigricksuperthick5893 Where the hell did you come from?! You're amazing dude

Existencial dread on a Monday Morning

Ikr 💀

This is how I imagine Penguinz0/Charlie playing a horror game

Saitama mode.

@@Cryoxite ratio

@@Cryoxite shush twitter

@@Cryoxite ratio

Sigma stare

yeaa like when u watch people play, u dont get scared easily. but when u play the game, alone, u feel scary even the music makes u wanna shit lol

It's weird sometimes to me, I got a friend who is mostly scared because of gameplay mechanics if that makes sense. Big monster with scary music in pitch black envirronement : -_- Getting poison debuff with no medkit : 0_0

In scream our while playing rainbow six siege sometimes because guy walks around corner to me

Yeah that could be the case for 1 or 2 screamers, or his first stream, or his first horror game that he streamed, but there are docens of clips, this dude's just chilling you can tell

You know, hence the title.

Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time. Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them). Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI). Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy. Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful. Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI). Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad). Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning! Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures. Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement. It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them. (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).. Salam (Peace) -------

@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 I am not going to read all that but I want to ask one thing, why would you send me this?

@@mosquito001is more like spreading awareness

@@mosquito001 It's just a way to spread more goodness and awareness, May God bless us all, Amen.

@theonewhoasked1886 its just a bot

Same, now that you mention it. Weird

gaming

Bro got that allies buff

​@@furrycloaker_uwuunderrated comment ngl

It’s prob cause we’re watching a video. When you actually play horror games you get immersed which results in greater reactions. But we’re watching it, we’re having no input on what’s going on in the video

Yeah... This is mostly how I play horror games. Not meant to be a flex at all, I just don't have visceral reactions to games because I don't have to entertain an audience.

@@LangstonDev same here

IS THAT THE BITE IF 87?

"Surprised", not "Scared", i mean, is there a horror game which scary? I don't think there is any, all of them just give loud voice, ofc you'll surprised

@@lunarunic Visage is pretty terrifying

Angelo lagusa!

yup

Pewdiepie not

how is that a good thing?

@@ChrisM-qo1jc i think that having control on your own emotions is a good thing, don't know if its is the streamer case btw

He fought in the civil war horror games don’t scare him

lol

He was a vampire hunter. Horror games has no effect against him

@@javanese-engineer that’s that’s too good

💀

@@Cryoxite This isn't twitter, love the attempt though.

@@Cryoxite why though

@@Cryoxite what does that mean??

@@TheMultiverseTraveller don’t know

@@TheMultiverseTraveller I have the same question

bro same!

Same, partially. I'd still physically react, but not make a sound

guys you're just have reached the high ground

I am exactly the same. People are wired differently, some people are more emotional than others.

I mean some people don't have strong reactions to jumpscares but I have never seen anyone he so unable to be frighten it's uncanny

He also devolves back into monke in the presence of cockroaches but i guess that doesnt really count as a jumpscare

@@HP-tw6tl irl is nothing to movies and games tbf

there was also this one horror game he played where a wolf or something jumped in his face and a loud ass noise played for a split second and it actually made him flinch.

@@rickyalyhak1891 Sauce! _Sauce_ ! *_SAUSE_* !

@@wowalamoiz9489 I found it. The game he played is Fear of Nightmares.

None of the games In this video rely on jumpscares, all of those games are actually lore driven apart from maybe the last one.

Thats just a fancy word for unemployment

@@meatballsandwich5329 Depends on how one applies marketing. Anyway, I don't plan to live on writing; it's just a hobby.

Omgghh😭😭😭😭

@@meatballsandwich5329 sounds fun, yet aint argument this man got no job

@@meatballsandwich5329 u must be fun at parties

he is eating while casually escaping the enemy*

@@itsmebutwhoami8177 he is casually eating while escaping the enemy

@@2bad2trash i said it as in he escapes casually while eating is the main activity. obviously not even funny if i have to explain it gosh 2023 is a short year

2:00

TrIcCksTaAAAaB

*beats woman to death with a stick* "TrIcKsTaAaAb!"

Butterknife

trickustabu

I enjoyed that shirt too :)

Go to sleep

im goin through that phase and i'm a literal corpse for now.

lol it's a new way to look at having a severe cold. -30 health, +10 immunity to jump scares.

u take medicine for cold?

@@dillon5618 just why do you think there are medicines for cold ?👽 Don't be hilarious.

At a funeral: "Why are you laughing?" "Because thats the closest thing i can do that resembles crying"

stop using the internet

Lobotomy xd

just play spy in comp

anything that gets you high without giving you nightmares.

Yea shankin with a baton my guy lol

This killed me too lmao

Us Canadian's call that "Seal Clubbing".

There someone behind him

Motivational advice. Thank you stranger

Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time. Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them). Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI). Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy. Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful. Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI). Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad). Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning! Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures. Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement. It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them. (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).. Salam (Peace) -------

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