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@Dr.Anomaly Жыл бұрын
I hate to say it, but this is more true than we know.
@honor9lite1337 Жыл бұрын
😊
@malekodesouza7255 Жыл бұрын
Yep. Especially the “crazy”.
@jimmyjams962 Жыл бұрын
Isn't this basically what the whole "ick" trend was? Guy is a perfect 10 but his idea of a homecooked meal is pasta and lemon pepper chicken and suddenly he's undateable. This isn't even an overexaggeration, 3 separate women all "icked" at the thought of it.
@ultimateactivitiesdude2685 Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyjams962all liberal women
@80PercentAshamedOfU 11 ай бұрын
We’ve looong figured
@rbrought Жыл бұрын
Lol, I like how she just casually admits how crazy she is. Plus all the various torture gadgets throughout the video.
@TheAcademik Жыл бұрын
Torture gadgets? ... who wants to tell him?
@F8isRIPPIN Жыл бұрын
Woosh@@TheAcademik
@MrTPF1 Жыл бұрын
All those gadgets you two were using as you talked! 😂😂
@Kayzi19 Жыл бұрын
Such a fabulous touch!🤣
@Cosmo-Kramer Жыл бұрын
Nikki, you crushed it again! LOL Loved the quick shot when you went super-aggressive with the face massager around the mouth. Lmao!
@williamramirez7559 Жыл бұрын
He breathes like his breath is haunted had me rolling!
@joelclaus288 Жыл бұрын
"What kind of man just lets his phalanges be on display like that?" was hilarious!!! So much talent from these two!
@corpson5417 Жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna date Casper" 🤣
@eralec Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: this is a real life documentary
@tainle Жыл бұрын
which part? everyone is a ceo or own yacht? oh i got it women got little to give but a lot of asking.
@eralec Жыл бұрын
@@tainle Sadly the latter
@rjohnson573 Жыл бұрын
Lol "I stole like a lot of money from him"😂
@LaQuesaDeMI Жыл бұрын
I had a family member who had a horrible medical breathing problem and was a loud breather. Thank goodness she met the right who accepted it.
@supersevenn Жыл бұрын
im cracking up here cuz i pee sitting down and only wear ankle socks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Fahd_93 8 ай бұрын
Same, my brother. Same. I feel attacked. 😅
@sanyammalhan Ай бұрын
Why would you pee sitting down? I'm curious.
@supersevenn Ай бұрын
@@sanyammalhan to keep everything around clean. I don't want pee splashing everywhere, that's disgusting to me
@ricecakejohnson Жыл бұрын
These two fools wild AF!!
@JohnSmith-cb9lr Жыл бұрын
Your skits are hilarious. Keep writing your own jokes - no one knows what best to make you do in a scene but you.
@terryguerra1010 Жыл бұрын
The suction pop...I'm dead. 🤣🤣
@williamholden4312 Жыл бұрын
“All the piglets just running amok.” Lol
@ThaBlackSwan-TV 3 ай бұрын
Most hilarious line I have heard in a while. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Automotib Жыл бұрын
Share this with all the ladies, they need to hear this the most
@martinm8991 Жыл бұрын
I am a guy who pees sitting down (at home) and each girlfriend of mine was pleasantly surprised by that.
@grashi Жыл бұрын
Less mess and the seat is always down. What girl doesn’t want that?? Seriously! I think that would be a plus!
@martinm8991 Жыл бұрын
@@grashi I think, it should be the regular way to pee at home, or visiting.
@MR-nl8xr Жыл бұрын
Enjoy your reduced prostate cancer senior years bud, let the "alphas" have their toilet "glory"!
@malekodesouza7255 Жыл бұрын
Uh, no…
@AB-ee5tb Жыл бұрын
@@malekodesouza7255uhhhh yes
@charlie8458 Жыл бұрын
Alright, I will stop peeing sitting down and now pee facing backward for the ladies to appreciate my masculinity.
@h0rriphic Жыл бұрын
Finally…a man who gets it. 😂
@MR-nl8xr Жыл бұрын
No worries. You all can keep your alpha piss poses, and I'll keep my reduced prostate cancer retirement years ;)
@Rspsand07 Жыл бұрын
I started peeing sitting down (at home and friends, not public) when I started cleaning my own toilet... Thanks, mom.
@Automotib Жыл бұрын
When I start with a poo, I'll continue sitting then I'll pee. No big deal really. Start with a pee I'll stand normally tho
@cayman9873 Жыл бұрын
I pee sitting down , its far easier.
@joemariedeguzman9204 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha...this is the latest shit I love the most. Kinda relate to it
@suzyamerica4679 4 ай бұрын
"What kind of man just lets his phalanges run loose like that?" 😅
@Kaito57 Жыл бұрын
I WISH my coworkers peed sitting down, considering an alarming few seem to understand that they are supposed to AT LEAST aim for the hole...
@olliefoxx7165 Жыл бұрын
Lift the GD seat up when you pee ffs. Women can be just as nasty leaving certain things in the toilet that need to go in the trash.
@MrsMuffin11 Жыл бұрын
I really appreciate the captions ♥️
@AirborneAirAssault6565 Жыл бұрын
Once again, What a hoot! Way too funny!
@05assahse Жыл бұрын
Low-key hilarious
@ReleaseMyKrakken Жыл бұрын
That ending was so good
@williamholden4312 Жыл бұрын
Great writing and very funny!! The irony. Lol. However, I would bet situations like this one is why the Passport Bros exist.
@camilla3001 Жыл бұрын
At least she’s honest 😂
@davidronbrothers1764 Жыл бұрын
This video captures why dating American women is so much fun.
@thebossthusiast1960 Жыл бұрын
Any suggestions on better countries to date women? I mean, I'll legit take any suggestions at this point...
@larisachan1787 Жыл бұрын
I can't laugh , cause this is reality 😭🤣
@flickboogers9325 Жыл бұрын
Haunted breath! 😂
@flaminghead1va Жыл бұрын
She straight up said "I don't wanna date Casper" as if it was a modern reference 😂😂
@Mario-Betti Жыл бұрын
I'm laughing... thanks!!
@spicytoast6890 10 ай бұрын
Fellow man here.. peeing sitting down is objectively the most sanitary way to relieve yourself.. this should be a plus.
@malekodesouza7255 Жыл бұрын
“Phalanges”…🤣
@tigeruntamed6036 Жыл бұрын
Like how Nikki’s friend at the end realizes Nikki was the problem but couldn’t say that 😂
@JavonCarterTV Жыл бұрын
I'm hollering 🤣
@T_bone Жыл бұрын
This is what comedy skits used to be!
@kerch-e Жыл бұрын
The subtitles say " He pees like pee " . Hilarious, dude.
@wherami Жыл бұрын
This is the current state of affairs lol
@Solarimus Жыл бұрын
HE PEES SITTING DOWN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Ray5467 Жыл бұрын
Nikki = Highly underrated
@g1andonly1 Жыл бұрын
It only gets better, thank you.
@eclektric Жыл бұрын
That last picky is choice
@marydunlop1133 Жыл бұрын
Why is the Bologne one actually getting me though lol
@ricecrash5225 4 ай бұрын
Wow. my ex once said to me I don’t like how you breathe 😂😂 I didn’t like the fact she was 5.4 and ballooned to 160 pounds but polite enough to keep it to myself.
@flickboogers9325 Жыл бұрын
Hold up wait a minute! A man sitting down is a clean man. I have 5 toilets in my house and I SIT down and pee. Why? Because it's less splatter and cleaner! I don't like cleaning toilets. Less work! Rant over.
@boatman6865 Жыл бұрын
That was a documentary and very good
@PierpaoloBuzza Жыл бұрын
I unironically agree with the sandals thing
@bannedmann4469 Жыл бұрын
...and the lady peeing.
@VenomusScorpion Жыл бұрын
i do the lady peeing when i have a boner. Its just easier than cleaning all of the potential piss around the toilet.
@PierpaoloBuzza Жыл бұрын
@@bannedmann4469 yeah that too
@Cosmo-Kramer Жыл бұрын
"unironically"?
@johnandersen6752 Жыл бұрын
Well how about Teva's and tan socks? I am non sarcastically asking.
@TARS20 Жыл бұрын
Funny thing, some guys actually pee sitting down because it wouldn't mess the bathroom with splashes...so you don't need to clean the whole floor everytime, just the toilet, also study says it's healthier for men to pee while sitting down.
@olliefoxx7165 Жыл бұрын
That study is full of it. Lifting the seat and watching what you do us basic hygiene. Trying to emasculate men by getting them to sit to pee is ridiculous.
@alisonf6478 11 ай бұрын
@@olliefoxx7165if sitting to pee emasculates you, I’d perhaps ponder your life a little more 😂
@olliefoxx7165 11 ай бұрын
@@alisonf6478 No, you clearly misunderstand. I said the crazy manhaters were TRYING to emasculate men. If a man peeing standing up threatens you that means YOU have the problem. You're the one trying to control a basic body function. You don't see men demanding you pee standing up bc we arent crazy and controlling.
@jacobdebernardi4385 Жыл бұрын
Josh pees sitting down, I pee in the sink.
@MelloDeeBeats Жыл бұрын
I can't lie, the first time I went to a white club and seen dudes pulling babes with they toes out in thong sandals, that was a culture shock lmao... So hearing that as a fake complaint is ironic to me
@bannedmann4469 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe beauty products and routines from Sunset Boulevard made a comeback.
@kennedymwale5772 Жыл бұрын
Guys 😂he pees sitting down 😂crazy nikki does it again bravo 👏
@laurentiuprisacariu9905 Жыл бұрын
Casper 😂
@waltwhitman7545 Жыл бұрын
gotta take notes now huh
@photogrphrjay Жыл бұрын
Lmao, him sitting down to pee is a valid one for sure!
@johnsimley Жыл бұрын
Absolutely 😂
@legaleagles3654 Жыл бұрын
@@johnsimley Do some research, apparently it’s a good thing to do health wise… 😮
@clackman622 Жыл бұрын
@@legaleagles3654 dude...my pee time avg is 5 seconds....
@johnserosanguineous1886 Жыл бұрын
Grilled cheese… with AMERICAN?! Eugh! Its giving ick! I called the entire wedding off!
@himaxmusic Жыл бұрын
Hard to believe all these not picky full of self respect princesses are single nowadays
@wahoowahoo Жыл бұрын
Y'all are hilarious😂😂😂
@antoniomrubio 2 ай бұрын
To be fair it is really hard to play Wordle standing up
@senbujohns4489 Жыл бұрын
Ngl, I pee sitting as well and it's so comfy plz don't be that picky😂
@bannedmann4469 Жыл бұрын
Why? What's wrong with you? Are you a gay bottom?
@PanaGringoBarefootBass Жыл бұрын
YEP.
@cartier2312 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the many reasons why most women are single
@AshleysCamera Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious
@whysoserious8666 Жыл бұрын
Well at least the toilet seat will always be down.
@bjornjoseph Жыл бұрын
How is nikki only still on youtube?
@andysiebert31 Жыл бұрын
PHLANGES!!!!
@veronicajiya5668 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂i don't wanna date casper 😂😂
@ryanprasad2090 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious, as usual.
@sukhmindersinghvirk9065 Жыл бұрын
Never.
@sukhmindersinghvirk9065 Жыл бұрын
Alright fine. I see the economic case of covering up.
@DJVARAO Жыл бұрын
What's up with the picky people? 😂
@LupusAdNoctem Жыл бұрын
Nah, a dude that pees sitting down is definitely sus
@TheTiDablju Жыл бұрын
Yooooo we have to cover ankles now?
@devincognito8932 Жыл бұрын
Peeing while sitting is crazy 😂😂😂
@edwardfletcher7790 Жыл бұрын
Lots of men will do that at a women's house to avoid any possible splash spray....
@k_hack9441 Жыл бұрын
Or… you just want to sit down lol. We have the power to choose.
@tylerd.5694 Жыл бұрын
If they got the ick, then they got the ick
@mudkatt2003 Жыл бұрын
"i don't want to date casper" lulz
@davidletarte214 9 ай бұрын
i'm a guy who pees sitting down & that is how i always expect women to react to that information... unfortunately for me they are never that straight-forward
@magicsinglez Жыл бұрын
Lol, this is similar to the ‘when you don’t see the red flags’ video. I must say, I much more enjoyed the ‘when you don’t see the red flags’ video!
@OntarioAndrews415 Жыл бұрын
The dude who pees siting down ...yep. You were right to break up with him. :)
@richardmckerley928 15 сағат бұрын
It's a jail thing
@kalbininkas Жыл бұрын
The sandals one is fair though.
@nivashanram1483 8 ай бұрын
this why divorce rate is 50% friends giving terrible advice and still looking for soul mate
@killumination87 10 ай бұрын
Wait.. i feel like most of these are valid reasons.. wtf
@Kenny-lz3gh Жыл бұрын
Girls call this the ick
@gregoryboatswain1605 Жыл бұрын
Real talk. Dumping someone for peeing sitting down is probably fair.
@treystephens6166 Жыл бұрын
I’m a part time dishwasher living in my dads house with no car or girlfriend.
@michaelgerard7177 Жыл бұрын
What's the song on in the background?
@chriskirsten8221 Жыл бұрын
this is funny AF, but unfortunately very true of women these days
@nick011182 Жыл бұрын
I happen to love ankle socks...and bologna.
@Bombstark Жыл бұрын
Second! Does this matter? No... Great video Nikki!
@theprecipiceofreason Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, guys are out here lookin for red flags so we know ours are safe to display on the stoop, if not fly from the back of our adult pow pow power wheels
@FARLANDER762 Жыл бұрын
I know all the words, but don't have a M+Fing clue what you said here...
@theprecipiceofreason Жыл бұрын
@@FARLANDER762 Your red flag is that you don't understand juxtaposition. Adorable!
@philochristos Жыл бұрын
I don't think Nikki was being all that unreasonable.
@ericwharton1953 Жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@jay0113C Жыл бұрын
❤🔥 the GOAT
@AnkurSethi108 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, these are dealbreakers
@virendersingh446 Жыл бұрын
Lol. Dafuq dude!
@ydid687 Жыл бұрын
"fair"
@zm3819 Жыл бұрын
My ex did pee same way.
@beatrice3338 Жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆
@peterschleh9382 Жыл бұрын
hey you tube is blocking this skit
@burak1610 3 ай бұрын
i pee sitting down
@BrownieX001 10 ай бұрын
Anyone that pees standing up and allows sprays to happen in their own home is just objectively gross.
@sanyammalhan Ай бұрын
Nope you can control where it goes brother that's not an excuse.
@FlatulentWhale Жыл бұрын
Lots of 'nice guys' in the comments using this comedic video as confirmation bias about their wild views on women.
@masondegaulle5731 Жыл бұрын
I don't trust two types of guys off the bat: Guys who don't like animals, and guys who sit down to pee.
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