When you try and tell the people that you killed Almalexia and Vivec

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My Two Pence

2 жыл бұрын

The Living Gods live no more!
#elderscrolls #morrowind #memes

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@dot_aif 2 жыл бұрын

The Colovian Fur Helm paired with an Armani suit looks absolutely fantastic, the Nerevarine is truly a master of fashion.

@MyTwoPence 2 жыл бұрын

Great to see you Dot! Hope you're doing well and looking forward to your next meme

@gargoyles9999 2 жыл бұрын

Let’s see Paul Allen’s Neverine

@el-violador Жыл бұрын

Wealth beyond measure outlander

@tenyearsinthejoint1 Жыл бұрын

"check this out...colovian fur...."

@MDE_never_dies 5 ай бұрын

"Is that sugar?" "New Weapon. Whaddaya think?" *Dwarven "Wohoa. Very nice!" "Picked it up from an enchanter yesterday" "Good colouring" "That's Dwarven. And the enchantment is something called "Paralyze on Strike" " "That's very cool Batemyn, but that's nothing." *Slaps Glass Dagger on table "Green Colouring, Shock Damage on Strike. Whaddaya think?" "Nice..." "Jeez, that is really super, how'd an N'wah like you get so tasteful?" *"I can't believe that Bryseth prefers Valyn Patten's Dagger to mine!" "But wait, you ain't seen nothing yet....Pure Ebony, Soul Trap on Strike" "Impressive, very nice.....Let's see Pauleth Alyn's Dagger" *Daedric *"Look at that subtle off-red colouring, the tasteful carvings on it, oh my god, it even has levitation!" "What's wrong Patreth? You're sweating"

@jordanl4805 2 жыл бұрын

You can't kill a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

@LadyCoyKoi 2 жыл бұрын

I read that as Degothwave song.

@dr.guilhermeped 2 жыл бұрын

@@LadyCoyKoi same here

@tremendousyeet3467 2 жыл бұрын

@@LadyCoyKoi The only thing i know for real.

@TheCrimsonCretin Жыл бұрын

Shame on you sweet nerevar

@NecroBanana 2 жыл бұрын

Killing the living gods of Morrowind is such a fucking flex that it don't matter if they believe you. Vivec stopped existing anyway.

@vincentmarcellino7183 2 жыл бұрын

When that rock Sheogorath hurled crashes down they'll believe

@TheK2rla 2 жыл бұрын

Nerevarine tried to tell them, then the Red Year showed them.

@dimas3829 2 жыл бұрын

he didn't, though. He jummped into parallel universe giving you a cloned version of himself's soul.

@GreySpectro 2 жыл бұрын

@@dimas3829 I too like fanfiction

@LordMalice6d9 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheK2rla That's why the Nerevarine bounced to Akaviri.

@redeye4516 2 жыл бұрын

"Listen to me, I destroyed the Heart of Lorkhan, it's gone, and I enjoyed it" "But that's impossible" "Why isn't it possible?" "Because it's just not" "Why not?" "If you had destroyed the Heart, reality would have ended, you couldn't possibly be telling me this now if it were true, and I don't find it funny" *"Were you ever real in the first place?"*

@weeaboobaguette3943 2 жыл бұрын

"I don't understand what you- wait, what's that tower... Wait, is it I- *"You had no love."*

@kirpalor74 2 жыл бұрын

Mindblow

@overlordsnow14 2 жыл бұрын

*awakens the godhead and ceases existing* "everytime"

@reidsimpson4213 2 жыл бұрын

God, if only the Elder Scrolls games were as good as their metaphysical lore...

@gandalf_thegrey Жыл бұрын

@@reidsimpson4213 Track record of the 3D Elder Scrolls games: Morrowind: *thousands of players 20 years after release* Oblivion: *thousands of players over 15 years after release* Skyrim: *Millions of regular players* ESO: *player count on an constant up since release* yeah, games bad, bethesda uncool

@mesektet5776 2 жыл бұрын

Nerevatine: “Dammit, what’s an Elder Scrolls protagonist got to do to get into jail, or face execution around here!” Hero of Kvatch & Dovakiin: “Oh shut up!”

@Kattbirb 2 жыл бұрын

The Emperor's Agent: "Y'all are going to jail?!"

@briandavis9888 2 жыл бұрын

Wear ordinator armor and talk to them

@trelometallo 2 жыл бұрын

@@briandavis9888 If you attain a high rank in "Tribunal Temple" the ordinators stop attackin you.

@glebbaksheev7173 2 жыл бұрын

@@trelometallo are you sure? I remember becoming the patriarch of the temple, and still continued poking ordinators. They belong to different fraction, so it seems impossible to wear their armor and speak with them without attack. Same goes for hand's armor. Clearly speaking, they are a bunch of zealots who couldn't even keep in touch with reality. However, if you attack first, you will get expelled from the temple, with the exception of templars in Ald-Sota ruins, where temple chads slamming with daedra worahippers (and where you go to achieve Sheo's blessing for Temple quest (which is also interesting, you can just wipe the whole group or ordinators and no one even notices). I have a theory that being a Sheogorath sanctuary, that place twisted the minds of the ordinators as well, so they are no longer with the temple.

@vaalence9043 2 жыл бұрын

@@trelometallo No they don't, not if you wear the Indoril helm or chestplate. Even if you're the Patriarch.

@gp.5989 2 жыл бұрын

The neverane is going to lose it after they compare limeware platters next.

@metetural9140 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe Caius likes R'zirrs Redware better than my Limeware

@alfredpeasant5980 2 жыл бұрын

This is the most niche, and hilarious thing I've read today

@vivecald-vehk6978 2 жыл бұрын

The fkn who?

@TheNumerosopher 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed too hard at this comment 😂😂

@burgertime4994 2 жыл бұрын

NEVER ANE

@xenodroid 2 жыл бұрын

I imagine it's just a Beavis and butthead type scenario for most Dunmer. "Like... what do you mean you killed the living gods? They're called the living gods dumbass. Of course they're still alive."

@basedbattledroid3507 2 жыл бұрын

Patrick Batemer is uniquely horrifying

@cabs5626 2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@TripleB87 2 жыл бұрын

Let's see Paul Allen's mer.

@kupokinzyt 2 жыл бұрын

The little floating Clovian hat above him omg lol something about that is so cute ❤ I love it.

@ramtinzx7108 2 жыл бұрын

With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

@ConservativeSatanist666 2 жыл бұрын

"you are now in a doomed world.." Unfortunately the torture is that your the only one who knows... Great meme though 😂

@talkingmudcrab718 2 жыл бұрын

True. The whole game is an existential crisis.

@thesierramadre8245 2 жыл бұрын

It's actually kind of heart wrenching that no one really believes you. You do all of this shit as a living prophecy for some god you dont even care about and everyone just turns away in disbelief. Could be both equally nice in that no one can pin blame on you but saddening as you are alone in the truth

@dennisdanner4273 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe that's why the Nerevarine traveled to Akavir? He was done with this ignorant bs

@heilmodrhinnheimski Жыл бұрын

This is why I could never bring myself to kill Vivec, even when I knew my characters despised him. He’s the only one that will believe me, the only one that can understand me and the only other immortal left. I keep him alive not out of forgiveness but to stave off the maddening loneliness of being the last one left.

@aquamarine23456 Жыл бұрын

@@heilmodrhinnheimski too bad he would soon lose his powers anyways due to the heart being gone and get killed, along with the whole city, by sheo's meteor

@heilmodrhinnheimski Жыл бұрын

@@aquamarine23456 Yeah but canonically he never dies, he just fucked off to God knows where and hasn’t been heard from since.

@aquamarine23456 Жыл бұрын

@@heilmodrhinnheimski our character does that, not vivic

@DarkestVampire92 2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't try and tell a Nord such things, unless you like to dance close to the fire.

@metetural9140 2 жыл бұрын

Seen any Elves? "Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks." Heh forgot Bateman's dating a Bosmer

@Abdulaziz_Saud91 2 жыл бұрын

0:31 Nerevarine: why isn't it possible? Npc: it's just not Nerevarine: why not you stupid (there's supposed to be n'wah)

@MyRedHulk 2 жыл бұрын

You know, I wanted to kill Vivec mainly because I heard his soul can be trapped with Azura's star to make a daedric katana with 1000 charge, but apparently the same thing can be done with Almalexia, except the sword has 1500 charge, and you kill her in self defence. After that I realized I didn't really want to kill Vivec. His continued existence is punishment enough for his crimes. He'll slowly wither away as he fades from existence, and eventually, then worship, and eventually, public consciousness. Nothing but a dream. Forgotten shortly after waking up.

@GiggiliGaiX3 8 ай бұрын

Beautifully poetic.

@werdle92 2 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is I saw this movie for the first time around when Morrowind came out and I actually played it the same day I rented American Psycho.

@adamnielson42 2 жыл бұрын

This part hurt so much lol. So rough when no one believed me.

@voxthesergal 2 жыл бұрын

You missed a chance at throwing in an 'N'Wah' when he said 'You stupid bastard'

@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 2 жыл бұрын

Vivec was such a pushover...I remember the first time I found myself in his chamber and he started prattling on about how could I possibly ever expect to defeat a "god".... apparently he didn't realize how many potions I had drank earlier. Vivec died quickly.

@TheAce736 3 ай бұрын

His prattling can’t stop you when you’re 30 sujamma deep and too drunk to read

@doboi8121 Жыл бұрын

The text that pops up in game after soul trapping Vivec is funny

@armadylan3526 2 жыл бұрын

Impressive...Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's Morrowind Edit

@TheCabritoGoat 2 жыл бұрын

The Nordic voice lmao. I think an Imperial voice for a lawyer would be better

@oujimandias6485 2 жыл бұрын

This revenge on 「FOUL MURDER」 has meant nothing.

@achd5083 2 жыл бұрын

Vivec achieved chim so even if you “kill” him he’s not really dead. Terrifying to think of where he’s gone if Tiber Septim also achieved chim and ascended to be the 9th divine Talos

@pokeman5000 2 жыл бұрын

Buying the official story sure does feel good don't it? Just suckling down the 38 sermon propaganda. True Elder Scroll enlightenment is understanding Kagrenac was right any other use of the tools is profane. If Vivec was so great Dagoth Ur would never have been a problem.

@danielveldhuis5637 2 жыл бұрын

This comment is brought to you by, Chimbucha. Get your Chim on okey!

@DrunkTigerGrill 2 жыл бұрын

Talos achieved godhood through much deeper and profane methods. He was a Shezzarine and reincarnation of Lorkan, he mantled lot khan and performed a Convection of his own between himself, Zurin Arcturus and the ghost of wulfgarth. He also possessed a full power numidium and we all know from daggerfall what Thad means. Chim is more of a one time wish, if vivec was truly strong he would go to the red mountain and obliterate Dagoth ur but he didn’t. Also as others pointed out, he might even be a fake chim user.

@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 2 жыл бұрын

@@DrunkTigerGrill An true chim user is the player character, Loading and Saving is using chim,

@thepants1450 2 жыл бұрын

@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 console commands

@datasdukatcoat6429 2 жыл бұрын

Well, that cuts it. Humanity does in fact have a purpose. That torrent of causality, which very well predates the Big Bang, and with us, curling over and tumbling at its surging head: it was no blind vanity. Nay, there was purpose. It all serves so that these may propagate; these wonderful Nerevarine/Dagoth syncretisms.

@o.milonova9664 2 жыл бұрын

"Pfft, yeah right. And I'm a silt srider" is the most common answer.

@michaelt62077 2 жыл бұрын

Laughed at "had lunch with almalexia"

@user-tc9sk4ei9y 2 жыл бұрын

That actually sounded like a common nord insult.

@db88821 2 жыл бұрын

Your Morrowind vids keep me going

@MyTwoPence 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you and I hope you're ok friend

@Lin3r 2 жыл бұрын

my god i love this classic editing and memes made my day

@menospeakwelsh 2 жыл бұрын

1:15 That visual is actually terrifying.

@thealmightyuntensil2368 2 жыл бұрын

Damn they really dropped the ball on live action Thrawn didn't they :(

@Juscasbra 2 жыл бұрын

*dagothwave plays gently in the background*

@hergetp 2 жыл бұрын

You’ve outdone yourself with this one! God tier meme.

@thomasbest5316 2 жыл бұрын

Youve really pulled all the stops out on this one, good shit

@_MaZTeR_ 2 жыл бұрын

He looks like Grand Admiral Thrawn

@ludmilopez6982 2 жыл бұрын

Man I really love your edits, keep going!

@starshipshari 2 жыл бұрын

omg I just realized pence, you should totally do edits using Monty python life of Bryan or Holy grail lmao

@MyTwoPence 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you 😄 it's on my list

@starshipshari 2 жыл бұрын

@@MyTwoPence fuck yess hahaha Hope you're well in this hot weather! I'm burning alive, by the 3!

@vivecald-vehk6978 2 жыл бұрын

He cannot kill me, I exist within the infinite

@abyss9316 2 жыл бұрын

So Christian Bale is the nerevarine....hmm..somehow very fitting...

@shambleshef 2 жыл бұрын

Get in the soulgem Vivec

@h3r3s1 2 жыл бұрын

The Thrawn Trilogy: 1991-1993

@gb9884 2 жыл бұрын

Disposition goes down each time.

@Balinux 2 жыл бұрын

This needs Thrawn's theme in the background.

@jonathanhamilton2504 2 жыл бұрын

Great voice edits!

@renaudc54 2 жыл бұрын

Of all the Christopher Bale Amercan Psycho memes, this is the most appropriate one

@dylangrizzle Жыл бұрын

nice, thanks for making the memes. 😎👍

@RvBnerd618 2 жыл бұрын

That nord voice program has been working like a charm since that Simpson Meme on explaining TES 3 to a newcomer. And this meme was also well made.

@ewanfawns547 5 ай бұрын

Love the admiral thrawn build.

@ShadowclawIV 2 жыл бұрын

For a good while, I thought that was Grand Admiral Thrawn in the thumbnail.

@In_Thy_Flesh 2 жыл бұрын

N'wah

@_gary_s 2 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for the dunmeri psycho uploads.

@cgmpikachu 2 жыл бұрын

A yet only a few people end up believing you.

@dwaynezilla 2 жыл бұрын

ooo the scene with the axe murder needs to have sunder overlaid on the axe, and hitting the heart

@mattasticmattattack8546 2 жыл бұрын

I love how the effect makes him look like Yondu from GOTG

@MBP1918 Жыл бұрын

This is literally how it is lmao

@mattasticmattattack8546 2 жыл бұрын

I had lunch with Almalexia , 🤣🤣🤣 I'm not sure if that's an actual line in the game but definitely hilarious

@h0verlord 2 жыл бұрын

Stage 4 : Denial

@kraosdadafusfus8034 2 жыл бұрын

Almalexia is dead, and probably stuck on a soul gem. Vivec is alive, and Sotha Sil's state is uncertain.

@rabbinirvana 2 жыл бұрын

He probably returned some video tapes in Balmora right after this........

@thecosmicaesthetic 2 жыл бұрын

Amazing 😂😂😂

@kirpalor74 2 жыл бұрын

If Vivec dies, dosent his soul return to his dear Molag?

@diegoolivares1081 Жыл бұрын

If you trapped it doesn't

@Wruce_Bayne Жыл бұрын

The different reactions from NPCs in varying walks of life is really funny

@andreamorciano1645 2 жыл бұрын

Can you do a video with the scene of him being questioned by the detective, which the detective has am ordinator mask and is asking him where he was the day Vivec got killed?

@desolatemoon7377 2 жыл бұрын

Dam and he got the colovian fur.

@mattbeilewech3517 2 жыл бұрын

Let's see Sotha Sil's card...

@CyberCommander1990 2 жыл бұрын

Dunmer? More like Blumer.

@huckmart2017 2 жыл бұрын

Now lets see dagoth ur's business card

@cramirez3855 Жыл бұрын

Van patten achieved chim but price is priceless

@kamixakadio2441 Жыл бұрын

Thats Thrawn

@iwasonceaDJ 2 жыл бұрын

Tamriel? Nobody goes there anymore.

@dis5164 2 жыл бұрын

American Psycho book fan here, FUCKIN DYING!!! "This confession has meant nothing."

@eskikanal6325 2 жыл бұрын

I gotta watch american psycho

@baird5682 2 жыл бұрын

ALMSILVI

@akibmahbubkhan7225 2 жыл бұрын

"U can't kill a god," says the mortals who became pseudo gods using the heart of a dead god.

@christianholzschuh6853 2 жыл бұрын

Almalexia I get but why Vivec I ask myself, he does nothing, but then I remember: I often kill Vivec just to trap his soul in a soulgem and to leave it at home.

@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 2 жыл бұрын

i remember doing this all the time to anybody i disliked. so funny

@Zpshadow100 Жыл бұрын

I’m sorry but he looks like a chiss rather than a dark elf you should do a Star Wars one

@ihavemyshield 2 жыл бұрын

Can you do Dexter in the dark brotherhood Please!!!!!

@LadyCoyKoi 2 жыл бұрын

The worse for a psychopath is to be invalidated and ignored. I thought after the killings Mr.Bates would continue his life as a humanist and performed charities that gave him the validation and attention he had always craved. Instead, he continued his rampaged killings.

@tasunkewitka8769 2 жыл бұрын

The real reason nerevarine fled east lol

@majinboot8775 2 жыл бұрын

Hey Halberstram, why are there copies of the Elder Scrolls all over the place?

@killertruth186 Жыл бұрын

A male nord had lunch with amelexia. Now I see everything.

@KUNAIfever 2 жыл бұрын

Daggerfall posts when

@JohnTitor_0 2 жыл бұрын

halt

@pzyko21 2 жыл бұрын

Almalexias soul is the strongest in the whole game, worth the most.

@JReed7560 2 жыл бұрын

Suss-sussudio

@0ldmanboss355 4 ай бұрын

TRUEEEEE based vivec killer

@ProgressiveTeen 2 жыл бұрын

Wow. Your two pence just made me owe you 200 pence fine anglo saxon man (not gay tho)

@MyTwoPence 2 жыл бұрын

thank you its all good

@dishonestswit869 2 жыл бұрын

Never heard of a Nord who cares about the tribunal, must be Temple propaganda.

@metetural9140 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's an Imperial with a funny accent

@aguythatlikesgames9574 7 ай бұрын

My only qualm with this game is that you don’t get to kill Sotha Sil yourself

@anonymousrebel6614 Жыл бұрын

Christian Bale who played Batman now looks like a Vampire ready to devour this guy, while Robert Pattinson who played a Vampire became a Batman nearly 14 years later! Ironic....don'cha think!

@alexanderstilianov 5 ай бұрын

Vvardenfellian Psycho

@frankbacon1002 5 ай бұрын

I actually just deeply despise how the entire population of imperial immigrants and heathens and dissident priests and just so many people who shouldn't find it hard to believe, still don't. Like hey by the end of the main quest you're famous in canon and people recognize you in gameplay and they understand to an extent the broad idea of the nerevarine, the slayer of the god dagoth ur, yet still not even the kahjits or argonians, or hell imperial authority figures and nobles who feel more powerful than these gods anyways, STILL don't believe it!! Wahh I should really look up a mod or just fix that dialogue myself, really shouldn't be a universal response. And again I get devout dunmer being in denial but it really makes me roll my eyes when some legion commander or EEC bureaucrat tells me how their holiness Almalexia can't die 💀💀💀

@Baltasarmk 2 жыл бұрын

I am kinda angry that they didn’t gave us a chance to kill Sota Sil

@cowgod1945 Жыл бұрын

But why? There’s no benefit to killing him at all other than a trapping his soul which I doubt would bother him all that much He’s so out of touch he’s wither and die before realizing his power was gone

@NinjaPaintsOnStars 2 жыл бұрын

Bahaha

@JensMorrison 2 жыл бұрын

I shot the Almalexia, but I didn't shoot the Sotha Sil.

@user-wj4nz6ut3f 2 жыл бұрын

Hello from Russia. I like your video :)

@StoneBaller1 2 жыл бұрын

post movie name in tags plox

@MrWasaki 2 жыл бұрын

Simply not possible. Quit the skooma you fetcher.

@zodaxa6141 2 жыл бұрын

This was never the way I planned Not my intention I got so brave, drink in hand Lost my discretion It's not what I'm used to Just wanna try you on I'm curious for you Caught my attention I killed a God and I liked it