They are life!

Unconditional? Can you figure out what your dog will do when you stop feeding him and start beating him? And keep in mind, every time you talk about how dogs are so much better than us you're insulting them for choosing to hang out with us. I mean, do you call any rotten people your best friend? Do you? There are some bad people out there, maybe even a lot of bad people, but this train that you're on of talking about how the entirety of humanity is worthless and we don't deserve dogs and dogs are some holy blameless creation... Knock it off. What you doing is called hyperbole, look it up if you don't know the word, and stop repeating what you see the rest of the sheep bleating.