When your friend starts dating a stripper

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10 ай бұрын

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@holysinnerxxx 10 ай бұрын

Bro was on that T-Pain "I'm in love with a stripper" lifestyle to the max 😆

@justvibing2497 10 ай бұрын

Lmfaoooooooo how this don't have more likes

@cam62cam811 10 ай бұрын

Mix that with what Gotti said on Rake It Up: "I made love to a stripper (stripper), first I had to tip her 20,000 ones (woo), she said I'm that nigga"

@DHankins19 10 ай бұрын

Fun fact CB tried to buy T Pains buy you a drink before T Pain ever made it. Chris Brown btw.

@mcbdllc2848 10 ай бұрын

She's not a stripper she's a exotic dancer

@unc0mm0n2 9 ай бұрын

I think he need some stripper counseling.

@Rell_97362 10 ай бұрын

Crying your eyes out on the bathroom floor listening to Keyshia Cole Love is insanity 😂😂

@HandMeDeals 10 ай бұрын

With hennesey is crazy

@Rell_97362 10 ай бұрын

@@HandMeDealsCRAZY work

@officialkiii 10 ай бұрын

Nah fr straight shameful work

@patrickfrancois8798 10 ай бұрын

Nah what's insanity is not having a car but spending a stack on a stripper

@skitmania21 10 ай бұрын

SHOULDA BEEN LISTENIN TO KEYSHIA COLE "I REMEMBER" SONG😂

@WOYGx1010 10 ай бұрын

Niles is going on almost 8-9 years of consistently funny content. Been watching you since I was a freshman in high school since the vine days , salute sir

@kaithagodd 10 ай бұрын

Literally.

@NileseyyNiles 10 ай бұрын

Big love! Thanks for sticking around! 🤞🏾❤️

@Everythingplug1 10 ай бұрын

Facts ever since I saw the chief keef “it’s still recording it’s still recording”

@Christopher-qq4dl 10 ай бұрын

@wingedozo388 10 ай бұрын

Same bro

@mutepanda_ 10 ай бұрын

“Could you drop me off at her office” is craaaaaaazzzzyyyyyy 🤡

@realdreamerschangetheworld7470 10 ай бұрын

LMAOOOO

@KingStr0ng 10 ай бұрын

They really be training these dudes to think that stripping is actual business profession. 💀

@spongebob8445 10 ай бұрын

@@KingStr0ng 💯 facts talk yo ishh, i don't think the fools in the back can hear u

@mcbdllc2848 10 ай бұрын

Her office?

@Super_Broly 10 ай бұрын

You can't tell these dudes nothing, gotta let the whole friendship run it's course.

@dovonni3 10 ай бұрын

Yup, they why it’s important to get a good guy friend. Keep each other straight

@spongebob8445 10 ай бұрын

Once a dude start simpin he done for.

@chrissoto4878 8 ай бұрын

@@christhelostsoul9927 edgy

@versatileduplicity9313 6 ай бұрын

Shut up. Depends on the guy. There’s nothing wrong with strippers

@champstyle18 10 ай бұрын

He finally deduces "She screwed me over didnt she" after stubbornly listening to himself explain where all the money went 😂😂😂

@fireprooff9922 10 ай бұрын

At least he realized and accepted it in the end.

@rodneywade30 10 ай бұрын

“She’s not a stripper, she’s a dancer!l” That brother is lost and confused🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

@funnymalco 10 ай бұрын

“Don’t talk about my girl like that I love her” 😂😂😂

@lro001 9 ай бұрын

Soon I saw this comment, Miles says this exactly😂

@limitlesspursuit 8 ай бұрын

Every time he says “Alexis Fantasy” I just can’t stop laughing. Gets me every time 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@visionarychild7141 5 ай бұрын

That part had me dead 💀

@LonghornsLegend 5 ай бұрын

That's my favorite part 😅😅

@DaiG_ 10 ай бұрын

First Name: Alexis Last Name: Fantasy Homeboy: Trippin big time 😩😂😂

@KingStr0ng 10 ай бұрын

When you shorten her first name you literally get *A. Fantasy.* 💀💀💀

@DaiG_ 10 ай бұрын

@@KingStr0ngomg 💀😩😭 this makes everything a 1000 times worst. mans A.Fool 🤦🏽‍♀️

@KingStr0ng 10 ай бұрын

@@DaiG_ Lmfao

@mcbdllc2848 10 ай бұрын

I tipped her 1000 and she kept listening to me

@anthonystallworth474 10 ай бұрын

"Her name is Alexis Fantasy " 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️ "I tipped her bouta $1000" 💀 this be more real than a joke lol

@LoneTravler10101 10 ай бұрын

I had homies like this and you cannot tell them ANYTHING. You end up being the bad guy when you try and genuinely help hahaha

@ismaeljrp1 10 ай бұрын

You have some terrible homies lol damn you know stupid is contagious

@dorianpage9593 10 ай бұрын

I try to warn my friends but after three warnings I just stop and let then deal with the consequences.

@user-wy1et9dk9w 10 ай бұрын

Dumb mf’s, dumb hoes

@NiquidFox 7 ай бұрын

Bro my buddy cursed me tf out for trying to help. 3 weeks later and $4000 down the drain he came back and apologized 😂

@Rasz_Milli 10 ай бұрын

Nothing like staying quiet and letting them talk long enough so they too can hear how ridiculous they sound 😂😂😂

@PoyTroy 10 ай бұрын

This maybe a skit , but we all know niggas that have really done this shit 😂

@RickySpanish100 10 ай бұрын

Joe Budden 😂

@PoyTroy 10 ай бұрын

@@RickySpanish100 😂

@Mikiavelliprod 10 ай бұрын

I did. She hit my dad 😭

@KingStr0ng 10 ай бұрын

@@Mikiavelliprod💀

@Shikaeshi 10 ай бұрын

Rebound love is a helluva drug.

@bigschocolate 10 ай бұрын

Maaaaaaaaaan almost worst than coke

@kao380 10 ай бұрын

Damn....this some real ass shit right here.

@macsc5497 10 ай бұрын

Facts, rebounded with my current girl… been together 2 years now and about to move in together LOL

@milana2020 10 ай бұрын

@@macsc5497….😮😮😮

@Kakerate2 10 ай бұрын

thats a success story bruh congrats@@macsc5497

@syndrac6254 10 ай бұрын

The funniest part to this story is he didn't even sleep with her. 🤣🤣🤣

@jstray7582 10 ай бұрын

And that this all happened within ONE DAY!!

@berealroyaletv 10 ай бұрын

😹😹😹😹 bro I didn’t even think about that 😹😹😹😹

@tarikeddins4028 10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

@dubstepprince9155 10 ай бұрын

No cap

@PLAYIT5013 9 ай бұрын

LMAO

@YourTechHomeboy 10 ай бұрын

The look of disgust while he tells the story has me weak.

@otmrobreacts 10 ай бұрын

He had that kinda money an didn’t have a car for himself lol 😂😂😂

@cam62cam811 10 ай бұрын

Nor didn't get his license un-suspended .

@otmrobreacts 10 ай бұрын

faxx lol@@cam62cam811

@Wuncler 10 ай бұрын

Same thing I was thinking

@1Eashawty 10 ай бұрын

“She’s a dancer” is crazy 😂

@beastinfection638 10 ай бұрын

Dudes that simp like this is the reason why us normal guys have to struggle so much finding genuine love 😂

@SpeedBoostGamer 10 ай бұрын

Not really lol lets us know who the fuck to avoid

@fireprooff9922 10 ай бұрын

100% Because of dudes like this women's egos blow up and they lose respect for men.

@spongebob8445 10 ай бұрын

@@SpeedBoostGamer No he's right because simps give females the privilege of being overly entitled as well as a means to have more money than you without working, and then the 9-5 grind has been slowly paying and promoting females higher for doing less work than you. So all in all the average man gets left with self-objectifying females that don't see value in a man that makes less money than them, because they feel entitled to what simps have given them for free. Imagine if all of the simps stopped paying girls for their onlyfans subscriptions. Either one of two things would happen. Either the onlyfans girls would humble themselves and try to find a try to find a guy that will just take care of them, or the government would then somehow fund the "sex work" under some kind of non-profit program or something to make up for the time in which they aren't making money.

@prettyxbonez96 10 ай бұрын

Lmao if you have the money to spend on strippers then it does not apply 😂

@cueshq789 5 ай бұрын

@@prettyxbonez96aint trickin if you got it lmaooo

@work4whatyouwant477 10 ай бұрын

"You really are slow, and so is she" 💀

@JB-mc1bl 10 ай бұрын

Damn, my heart breaks for this man lol

@Savageking0000 10 ай бұрын

@@makepeoplemadlol you ain't lying, I used to be like this, it's hard out here for men

@EricSMurphy 10 ай бұрын

"That was my $20,000 card, I only had $500 on there." 🤣

@LaTaeofficial 10 ай бұрын

Lmfao the way it started slowly making sense to him 🤦🏽‍♂️

@shadowkilla245 10 ай бұрын

That’s crazy bro went all out on a striper that he barely know 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shadowkilla245 10 ай бұрын

@@makepeoplemad Do the guys that go all out on these strippers say they love them after the first night 👀😂

@user-vl7fm8ck2m 10 ай бұрын

They sound like fools@@makepeoplemad

@smugnick5458 10 ай бұрын

@@makepeoplemadlmfao, back in 2013 in the Navy it was a Camaro or challenger but same on the rest. 😂😂

@justinjoseph8491 10 ай бұрын

@@makepeoplemadHit them with the "I'll take you back with me to the US" And a deal is a deal.

@jeremyalexander9552 10 ай бұрын

We need to get this man to 1M subscribers! 😂😂

@chantastique 8 ай бұрын

Agreed 😂 i subscribed

@MistahJay7 10 ай бұрын

"It's over I knew it" Lmao the silent stare down of disappointment and shame from his friend to the sudden realization yea you done fucked up

@beastinfection638 10 ай бұрын

knew this was gonna be out of pocket just by seeing the title

@Tyler_ThaTruth 10 ай бұрын

She must of been twerking up a storm for him to buy her a car the next day

@bigschocolate 10 ай бұрын

You asking for trouble messing with a stripper💀 The homie dated one years ago and he hasn't been the same since 💀😂

@keithmoore4197 10 ай бұрын

Right exactly don’t give your money to the strippers

@PoyTroy 10 ай бұрын

Straight trouble. Seen this shit in 4k 😂

@macsc5497 10 ай бұрын

One of the best times of my life was the 6 month fling I had with a stripper!

@user-vl7fm8ck2m 10 ай бұрын

Exactly...FLING. Taking a stripper seriously is idiotic@@macsc5497

@PoyTroy 10 ай бұрын

@macsc5497 been here bro. It's good fasho. Just don't start a life with them lol

@jamesalexander-whaley4429 10 ай бұрын

He really thought that was her name😭💀

@KingStr0ng 10 ай бұрын

Alexis Fantasy. A Mrs. *A. Fantasy.* 💀

@psyfozim 10 ай бұрын

The last minute was just pathetically sad.🤣

@que4382 10 ай бұрын

Shit it was the last two minutes for me

@HtxHenry 10 ай бұрын

Damn Niles really out here looking like Mario judah with that hair

@KingStr0ng 10 ай бұрын

Man's over here lookin' like a black Carrot Top tho. 😩😩😩

@jahmirking5577 10 ай бұрын

a bottle of Hennessy while listening to keyshia cole is CRAZY🤣🤣🤣

@ricanovert9589 10 ай бұрын

Crazy thing is there's actually people like this in the world 😂

@omgblk23 10 ай бұрын

On both sides lololol

@_Devil 10 ай бұрын

Sad reality is, this happens all the time. The one weakness of us Men is our loneliness. We think too much with our little heads and not enough with our big heads and it can ruin our life if we're not careful

@spongebob8445 10 ай бұрын

I can't relate

@kellykelly-7037 10 ай бұрын

@@spongebob8445he meant you all dudes think too much with your dick I stead of your brains

@I_am_Mac 10 ай бұрын

His consistency is underrated

@amirdasmoker5256 10 ай бұрын

Alexis Fantasy

@KingStr0ng 10 ай бұрын

Mrs. *A. Fantasy* 💀💀

@anywallsocket 10 ай бұрын

Please don’t ever explain the magic of how you make these so perfect ✨🙏

@CHILDD- 10 ай бұрын

Been watching for years bro dying laughing

@magnumopus8202 8 ай бұрын

This 24hrs is jam-packed my goodness 🤣🤣🤣. Dude is in massive pain.

@babyprincess888 10 ай бұрын

The friend is too real we need friends like him

@theoriginalspur 10 ай бұрын

I love how the more he kept talking at the end he started to realize he was hanging himself 😂😂😂. "she screwed me over didn't she "

@BsGaming732 10 ай бұрын

They love that "iM nOt a StRiPpEr Im A dAnCeR" 😂😂😂

@genogary88 10 ай бұрын

Bro you wild as hell with this one. I know this is fake but this was a trip 🤣

@elijah6004 10 ай бұрын

“First! She’s a dancer.” That boy in love 😂😂😂

@devantetoppin7879 8 ай бұрын

Most of the youtube comedians create crazy unrealistic scenarios to be funny but I gotta give to Niles. These are usually the realest of situations that people be going through in every day life which is what makes it so funny.

@justjami9619 10 ай бұрын

My man Niles is funny af. Great story teller haha

@shariffesims6586 10 ай бұрын

"It was at this point he knew he f'd up" Damn bruh!!😂😂😂

@Dareful 10 ай бұрын

this one was top notch comedy

@senecademouy3397 10 ай бұрын

Niles always deliver too funny lol

@karolwithaz 10 ай бұрын

The funny part to all of that is the fact that somewhere out there this story is true

@blumagnolia4602 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 the whispering and counting had me cracking up! I love your content!!!

@Shylie_Irie 10 ай бұрын

This escalated too fast😭😭‼️ I wasn’t ready 🫠

@dominic88eternal 10 ай бұрын

This is 100% accurate 😂

@cam62cam811 10 ай бұрын

Yoooo this was TOO funny! I honestly didn't see the twist like how I perceived it.

@lastpme 10 ай бұрын

She is dancing and you just blew your paycheck 😂. That was funny 😂

@hitomi_citron 10 ай бұрын

Ahem. I actually eat pizza that I leave out for 24 hours. After the 36 hour mark, then it's considered old.

@Lembobwaii 10 ай бұрын

You did it once. You was also hungover, and it was still in the box. It also had been only 20 hours, not 24.

@MistahJay7 10 ай бұрын

Pizza doesn't survive long enough around here to be left out that long

@blackbutterfly233ify 9 ай бұрын

Eww lol

@leohuertas1916 10 ай бұрын

Amazing video as always. Keep up the great content❤️😂

@odafalz4156 10 ай бұрын

🤣 bruh this is too good.

@christiancoates609 10 ай бұрын

"Why do you love her?" "BECAUSE I DO!!!" Nah man😂😂😂

@nickxie777 10 ай бұрын

Man Niles I’ve been watching you since 7th grade and now I’m in college, thank you for always putting a smile on my face. Much love from GA!!

@eatmyshorts2024 10 ай бұрын

Last weekend my bro said “I like the booty club but I always leave that mf broke”… I said “that’s they joooooob stupid dumb dummy head” 🤣🤣

@KingStr0ng 10 ай бұрын

Lmfao

@myfingernale123 10 ай бұрын

Giving a girl named Alexis fantasy your credit card is mind boggling tbqh😂

@J3TRO1 10 ай бұрын

"This man only knows her stripper name" but the funny thing about "Alexis Fantasy" she technically fits the criteria for a gf these days all about "YOUR" money

@misssue4043 10 ай бұрын

Duh. Y'all are all about OUR pussy , so🤷🏽‍♀️

@VoidByDarkness 10 ай бұрын

That's actually true in gen z relationships nowadays

@Finacurk 10 ай бұрын

I can relate😭

@leohuertas1916 10 ай бұрын

HUH!?

@Dru4ThaWrld 10 ай бұрын

What you is? A trick😭

@RisingPhoenix96 10 ай бұрын

Bro what?? Explain. 😂

@realdreamerschangetheworld7470 10 ай бұрын

Uh oh

@user-vl7fm8ck2m 10 ай бұрын

Pls tell me you aint still with her

@AyeEyeTheAnkh 10 ай бұрын

That boy been heavily inspired by T-Pain 🤣

@NateSmith87 2 ай бұрын

The Project Pat is real with this one.

@Firedrake18 10 ай бұрын

Simpin ain't easy

@ogolarickie2971 5 ай бұрын

Yep.... Alexis Fantasy...😂😂😂😂😂

@Bux876 9 ай бұрын

A Lexus Phantasy 😂

@xartistheinfamousx 6 ай бұрын

“She screwed me over didn’t she? It’s over it’s over I knew it, I knew it.”😂😂😂

@MasonShinrock 10 ай бұрын

At the end he just gave up and stared at him in silence 😅

@T-puma 10 ай бұрын

Dude was in the 5 stages of denial and had to realize himself

@jirendagreat 10 ай бұрын

He cooked 😂😂😂

@neosupreme7971 10 ай бұрын

The sad part, is that there are undisciplined dudes out there, that are doing this RIGHT NOW.

@magacop5180 10 ай бұрын

Yep And you can see the Potential simps commenting under every girl picture on Instagram

@zayewave 10 ай бұрын

You a national treasure bra I look forward to a new video every day

@TheLedgend1322 10 ай бұрын

Nah I thought he was gon be unaware, the fact he aware she a stripper made this video even CRAZIER 😂😂😂😂

@realist8888 6 ай бұрын

Hahahaha I like the serious song that play in the background in the beginning.. you hear it from time in Niles video.

@Deletedaccountsss 10 ай бұрын

The love of my life is insane 😭

@sbg95ifty 8 ай бұрын

All that went down in less than a day 😂😂

@allstar5sos 10 ай бұрын

Loool this is the most chaotic story ☠️☠️☠️ had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

@bri018 10 ай бұрын

alexis fantasy 😂😂😂😂

@KingStr0ng 10 ай бұрын

Ms. *A. Fantasy* 💀💀

@husaammaawia3057 10 ай бұрын

This dude Niles really don’t miss

@Chef_nO-shiRt 10 ай бұрын

Moment of silence for this young man….

@primeusz224 10 ай бұрын

Listen this hit me hard cus my Uncle remarried to a woman almost 18 years younger than him named Alexis & she had 2 younger kids they moved in with him....😂😂😂 She seems very nice so far but we know how this world goes 😂😅😅

@aneshamalone1186 10 ай бұрын

😂 I haven't seen good shorts like this since Uncle Hank and Lowdown them💯👏😉🫶

@cammte5471 10 ай бұрын

I’ve been watching Niles since I was a freshman in High School…I’m 22 now. Why THE FUCK doesn’t he have over a million subs right now?

@kevinbell5565 10 ай бұрын

I feel like Nile’s been black balled ever since that Hollywood convention he ain’t wanna do. This guy is constantly funny and puts out content but the numbers aren’t matching