“Don’t do drugs. They are too expensive” Why didn’t I get this type of advice from my parents?

“I said find X, not find your last brain cell” This line is just too damn good.

“When you get the number, you divide not disappoint” is a powerful argument 😂

"You didn't know you had a butt" had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂

"I said find X not find your last brain cell" "No when you get the number you divide not disappoint" That's a lotta damage

"When I was 9, I was 25." Oh! Age wasn't invented yet at the time.

2:05 “When He Was Young He Used To Be Scared Of His Own Fart” Had Me Dead 😂

"When I was your age I was walking uphill on one foot, my other foot was starting a business." I almost died laughing on this.

“Don’t do drugs, they too expensive” *Task failed successfully*

"When I was nine years old, I was twenty five." -Steven Dad Also Steven Dad: "We the Asian not the Bsian"

Let me tell you what I say to all aspiring actors: VENTI LATTE WITH CARAMEL PLEASE!!!! LOOOOLLL

Steven's friend: This is Spanish class. Steven's dad: NUMERO UNO.

When Steven dad is a substitute... “Don’t do drugs... too expensive.”

"Don't do drugs... It's too expensive" Now that's called good counseling.

This man doesn't need an oscar. The oscar needs him

“I had to walk up hill on one foot! My other foot was starting a business!” 😂 that is the best “Up hill both ways” story I’ve ever heard

''Steven so dumb that when he was younger he was scared of his own farts.'' Stevens dad- 2021 ''He didn't even know he had a but'' Also Stevens dad- 2021

"When I was nine years old, I was twenty-five" -Stevens Dad

*Jo Jo poses* “Is that a calculator? What daa hell, are you high!?” I can’t 🤣

“So dumb you failed lunch.” That one got me. Holy shit I am hurting from laughing so hard.

We had a Chinese woman who taught us Japanese in high school and some kids laughed at her and asked "why would a Chinese person be teaching Japanese?" She said "I speak 7 different languages, U can't even get a B grade in Ur own, now sit down before I throw U out the window" she became my favourite teacher after that. I will never forget Ms Lo.

“You know what I say to aspiring actors? Venti latte with caramel please” Omg...

1+1 = 2 And that how you get 7.44

“If you want to be failure, be failure, just don’t do drugs” Ok, finally a good message “Too expensive” Valid.

“When I was 9 years old I was 25” - Asian substitute teacher - 2021

Parent: “how would you describe your kid as” Another parent: “kind” Another another parent: “strong” Stevens dad: “A FAILURE”

Don’t come home until you have a permit for a business 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Hilarious 😂! As a Chinese descendent, I understand that when my parents said to me ‘dumb child’, it’s an affectionate way of saying ‘cute child’ (傻仔，傻女）. I asked my parents why they called me dumb when I started to understand Chinese, and they explained it to me. I went on to study Chinese and they were right, it’s traditionally used this way in the Chinese language. Well, at least I know my parents used it that way, they were wonderful parents.

"I said find X, not find your last brain cell" This dude just doesn't miss.

“Dont do drugs it’s too expensive” Your saying the right things for the wrong reasons

“Don’t do drugs, it’s too expensive “ brilliant!!!!

😂😂😂"When I was 9 years old I was 25!" That really was parents of my old generation.

Teacher: "Don't do drugs" Also teacher: "It's expensive" Me: No no no, He got a point

“What I tell all aspiring actors. Venti Latte with Carmel” that is a great line

I love your videos. I'm not Chinese but my family was similar and it really gave me ptsd. Thanks for making me laugh. I don't often.

“I said find x, not find your last braincell!” “FAILURE!” “No, no, when you get the number, you divide: not disappoint!” “STOOPID!” As an Asian student, I can guarantee you that’s exactly how Asian teachers are 😭🤚

"Don't do drugs - it's too expensive" is exactly what I have been telling my students for the last four years. They're all Korean. Some of them have called me the "mom" of the school. XD

“I said do divide not disappointed” “I said find X not find your last Braincell” I died 😂🤣

This is me talking to my Liberian Nieces and Nephews. This is also my elder relatives talking to me when I was younger. It's crazy how we become the generations before us. ❤

I love when this guy says "go start a business" in that accent 🤣

"today i teach you the quadratic formula" "this is spanish class..." "numero uno"

“When I was 9 years old, I was 25” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

“1+1=2. Then you get 7.14” why is that how I explain every single math question.😂

The classic “wHEn I WAS YOur AgE” love it you did this so well!

The math one is really accurate, blink and you'll miss one chapter.

"When you get the number you divide, not disappoint." My 4th grade teacher said to multiply and then add, and then my 5th grade teacher said to add then multiply.

i love the way he says "FAILURE, DISSAPOINTEMENT,...." he makes me lol everytime😂😂😂

this is pure gold man this is pure gold....you should have 10 billion subs and everybody laughing their pants off ..... wars would stop to watch this!!!...

"Don't do drugs. They too expensive" "A calculator?! Are u high?" "You're all failure" Me to my future kids

“Steven so stupid he got B in lunch, couldn’t even make cereal” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I love the blank expression on Stephen's face when his teacher says something ridiculous. 😂

“Today I teach you the quadratic formula.” “This is Spanish class…” “… NUMERO UNO,”

If Steven's dad made harry potter: Hagrid: You're a faliure harry! Harry: I'm a what? Hagrid : A faliure!

The joke about aspiring actors being Starbucks employees is so underrated

You divide not disappoint😭😭 Failure...💀😭

You know he scared of his OWN FARTTT that really caught me off guard 😂

"I walk up a hill on one foot." "My other foot was starting a business." Those lines make me picture the days when physic wasn't invented.

“My other foot was starting a business” that made me laugh an unreasonable amount.

Love your stuff!! Thanks for the laughs!! 🥰 We all need more laughing right now.

'youre finding x, not ur last brain cell' R.I.P. Steven's last brain cell

“What the flip?” “Oh, you guys aren’t used to this?”

"i tell you what i tell all actors" "Venti latte please" that had me dying. XD

"so stupid he got a B in Lunch" I NEED to use that!!

"so you get 7.44 " "What the fl.." "Oh you guys not used to this" Loll🤣

For everyone who thinks the “my other foot was starting a business” is a repetitive joke, it’s not. Because our Asian parents repeat the same thing over and over so that’s the real joke

"If you want to be failure, then go be failure." "But don't do drugs." *"They're too expensive"*

“My other foot was starting a business”😂😂😂

“Don’t do drugs! It’s too expensive.” That’s a better anti-drug slogan then “WINNERS DON’T TAKE DRUGS!”

I was dead when he said “okay so today I teach you the quadratic equation “ “uh this is Spanish class” “a numero uno”

“I said find X, not find your last brain cell” Cracked me up 🤣🤣

The response to the kid who wants to be an actor had me dying! 🤣🤣🤣

Omg thank you for this! Lights up my day 😊

I’m in the middle of my piano class

" I teach you quadratic formula " "this is Spanish class" "...numero uno" makes me laugh uncontrollably all day

"I said find x not find your last brain cell" was by far my favourite.

“Don’t come home until you have a profitable business” Man, what a comedian! 😂

The Asian Grade System: A - Average B - Below tolerable C - Can your brain even work? D -Don't come home F - Find new parents!

"Today I teach you the quadratic formula" "This is Spanish class" "numero uno" loved that one

Love this. This is so much fun!

I just love these videos they are so great

"Don't do drugs...it's too expensive" He had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Steven's dad be like: Dont do drugs They too expensive My brain:"You know, He's got a point there"

Steven's skits heal my anxiety and help me with *failure management* and my *emotional damage*

‘Don’t do drugs, it’s too expensive’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

*My parents' grading system:* A = Average B = Bad C = Can't have dinner D = Don't come home F = Find a new family

"Steven is a failure that he gets B in lunch" that's too savage 😂😂

1:18 no way he said "SEVEN. FORTY FOUR" instead of seven. four four😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

"I SAID FIND X NOT UR LAST BRAINCELL" had me rolling all the way to school 1:42

"Hey son I think it's time you started thinking about college" "But Dad I'm still 9" "When I was 9, I was 25"

“When I was 9 years old I was 25.” - I COULDN’T BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣

"don't do drugs. TOO EXPENSIVE" LOLL

Don’t do drugs, too expensive. LOL I’m died!!!!😂😂😂

“Find x not your last brain cell” That one got me😂

“When i was 9 years old, i was 25” Pewdiepie subscribers: yes

Thanks for all the Comedy. My das habe been harsh, so relieving ist quiet good. Ur great Comedian tbh 👍

"Don't do drugs..... that's expensive" Got me laughing

"When I was 9 year old I was 25 years old" "When I was walking 20 mile with left leg my right leg was doing business" *GOLDEN WORDS*

“Don’t do drugs. It’s too expensive” 😂😂

After watching theese clips, this one cracked me up. Brilliant

My favorite line is “I had to walk twenty miles on one foot. The other foot was starting a business.”