"I dont begrudge a man for trying to feed his kids, but you dont have to feed them mine" Words to live by.

I like how he goes from phrases like "least tinge of trepidation" to "jerking off the dog to feed the cat". My kind of intellectual. Nice Ren and Stimpy Show reference as well!

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution. Just leave it be.

That rapid plunge cut reminded me of a funny story. A pal of mine who's a welder always seemed to enjoy the company of a different beautiful woman every weekend, and he was really no looker. I asked him his secret. He said, "It's all in the technique, my man: you push it in fast and pull it out slow. That's all there is to it. Women LOVE that." I could not wait to try it. The following weekend I was with my usual gal and we were gettin' busy. I pushed it in fast and pulled it out slow. In fast, out slow. While we were enjoying a Winston afterwards, I asked if she noticed anything different. She shrugged, and replied, "you fuck like a welder."

That premature spraying before going to work enables me to relate with the machine!

Uncensored CNC comedy! Never a dull moment.

"tucked up like a case a Bud Lite!" well done, sir... well done.

The steve reference caught me off guard hahahaha NICE!

Having AVe cuss the American made CNC tool In French is priceless.

Lucky to get those MREs while they were still in date.

Meanwhile, a clapped out Bridgeport sheds a tear in lonely forgotten solitude. Cest la vie.

While I really like the McMaster model overall, I totally agree that "you can find better, but you won't pay more" is part of the charm.

After all these years i still love the 8-10hours of work to make a $5 part!!!

…on a tray, nice! Steve would be proud. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

More vices than a cardinal. Holy smokes I laughter so hard thanks AVE you made my day 💪

Over 25 minutes of AvE! Our cup runneth over. A plethora of linguistic delights to tantalize your friends and family. You're too good to us 😊😅😂

Lets get that workpiece out onto a tray... Nice! 😂😂

If boomers could play moon golf with just the power of tinfoil and LSD, Imagine what they could have done with a machine like this 😮

I love the mre guy reference “ lets get that onto a tray”…. NICE

That sound of frustration and rage with the surprise surface error nearly made me go break something in my own shop

Tucked up like it drank a case of bud light, HA!

Sir, I feel for your dog, (not as much as you do, obviously) but I REALLY feel for your cat!

Not the hero we need, but the gyro we deserve

Tip... For a large quantity of little parts epoxy the stock material to a piece of base metal... After cutting, toss the lot into boiling water to soften the epoxy and pluck your parts off the base.

Words from the cultural leader of our time

Man, I'm a career machinist of 20 years, and have been watching this channel from the beginning. Nothing has ever made me laugh harder than putting the 3/4" wrench on that vice and beating it with a deadblow - it's too relatable.

This whole episode has been a, even though you think you know, a computer is just like a woman, you never really know wtf is going on!! 🤣

“Ya gotta piss with da cahk ya got! “ truer words….! Thank you for another colourful oral dissertation!

That CORPO USB rocktruck is great. Give your customer a pencil or 30% discount he wont bat aneye, give him a cool toy for his desk the orders ten more rocktrucks :)

That Steve mre slipped in beautifully.

"tucked up like I just drank a case of bud light".... 😅😅😅

That 1000 psi mist makes for one awesome Pink Floyd laser light show

Ami I the only one who caught that Steve1989 reference? I was watching an old video before AvE deleted the back catalogue and he took a bolt and said let's get that out on a tray and chunked the bolt on a tray and said Nice! I damn near died laughing.

The Orange Vises have an allen key adjustment point to keep play down in double vise configuration, it sounds like yours is too tight and causing it to bind up. I didn't like the ones I had to use as the only thing keeping the solid jaw accurately trammed was 2 dowels that were quite a loose fit. Heavy roughing would throw it off up to .0015" from one side to the other. If I had to do finishing work, I would simply clamp the part, then indicate the machine to the part. A ratchet with a deep socket worked worlds better for opening and closing them too.

25 minutes, what a treat for this sundey

It's better to have a bit of trepidation rather than surprise trepanation due to a part going into low earth orbit via your noggin at mach 1. Have yourself a great time you crazy bugger.

Even the space nerds at NASA have a failsafe "if all else fails, hit the reboot button" Don't be hard on yourself, even geniuses make mistakes!

Haas Setting Number 103 is a really nice feature for proofing programs. Instead of hovering over the red Feed Hold button it makes the green Cycle Start button on the controller act as a “dead man’s switch” stopping the cycle on release, which would be a faster reaction (and effect) than pressing a button.

Hand job wheel 😂😂😂😂😂❤️ you could have saved yourself a lot of trouble without that chef kiss

"Tucked up like I drank a case of Bud Light" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Calice!

“Fellow traveler” Illuminati confirmed

Having just come from Steve's channel, the bits about trays and nice was not lost on me. Well played.

17:53 I'd like to place my non-substantial wager on those seedlings being some variety of Plantain. They are maybe not worth much for saving, but your chickens will happily eat them in all stages of growth, as will rabbits. It can also perform several herbalist remedies. From the three goals of serious herbalism, it performs one which is as a laxative. The other two, thankfully not; making it a pretty good plant to cultivate under trees, where its broad leaves can catch the sun and shade out competitive weeds, while attracting birds with its seeds, which can then eat the bugs that it pulls away from your garden. Hostas are probably a more conventional choice for that application though, and plenty edible to humans and all wildlife. Deer get territorial over a secluded hosta patch (they are naturally a woodland plant), and I got a good-sized White Tail that took a nap in my yard so as to grab another few bites of hosta at dawn before slipping back into the woods. He didn't make it back to the woods, and now I plant lots'a hostas (and sunchokes... Does love sunchokes... and mulberry leaves, but mulberries in the beaks of birds gets your car an unwanted paint job). :)

As an amateur and not particularly good machinist on manual gear... that picked up the cheapest piece of junk Chinesium 3018 CNC there is, I actually understand and can relate to what you're talking about... including the cussin :P Money well spent. Might not be able to cut steel, but neither will a textbook. Cheaper than a textbook, and more fun swearing at too. Maybe someday I too will be a certifiable Haas operator :) I actually have access to a Hass at work. One of the reasons I bought the 3018. I feel a lot more confident after watching this video :)

“We are only in the act of creation; into the flow of the work. Time ceases to exist, and we are ONLY into the act of creation. A magical time where you are always late for supper, and the Mrs. Is always mad atcha.” … I felt that

I got one of those hammer heads in the mail a few days ago and bored out the pencil hole and made a slightly bigger slot and put a real handle on it. Works the "treat ah special" on little dowels.

at my shop we made some vise grippers for grabbing stuff extra good. we make stuff out of carbon fiber typically but occasionally we need to make a tool to work some kinda problem out. its a 5 axis vf3ss barely a year old and uses pneumatic vises that work along with a robotic machine tender to keep the machine running lights out for production work. we did the knurling by using the last two axis to hold the stock at an angle and came in with a end mill to cut the knurls. we couldnt find anyone that sold a gripper bar like the one we made. quite simple compared to what we make production but now we can grab a massive block of stock and it will not go anywhere under a knurled grip of 75 psi.

Jerking off the dog to feed the cat! That had me 😂. My new favourite idiom

Jerking off the dog to feed the cat! 😂🤣 That's one I haven't hear

Look, brother. You're getting to the age where sometimes your probe just doesn't do what you want it to do. Don't be ashamed.

I never comprehend half of what this dude says but I love it

Steve 1989 reference, nice!

❤😂 I love your sense of humor and the words you choose use to explain whats going on is freakin pricless and funny AF hahahaaa 😂😂😊👍🤙

Best @Steve1989MRE reference in the history of ever. (5:10)

Steve1989 😂

That is some stunning work! I always pucker at how fast the machine works. You never know when there's going to be an oopsie, and as stated, it can be costly AF.

If you aint sure its gonna work, I aint gonna work. Words to live by

You had me at "let's get this out on a tray...nice"

This is extremely satisfying to watch, all of the interesting noises the machine makes changing tools & hitting the workpiece

I get all tingly every time you swear in Quebecers. Calice de tabarnak to you too good sir!

my dude here casually throws in machine that cost more than my apartment, kudos to you. :), been a long time follower, love the humor and most importantly timing of box openings.

"More vices than a cardinal". Hahahaha. Good one.

I just came across this channel. This is the funniest,most relatable video I have ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂

"Cling tenaciously." Words of wisdom from the great Powdered Toast Man. 🤣🤣🤣 God, I used to love Ren and Stimpy back in the day

My shop vocab after these vids......, NEVER dissapointed! Keep up the good work!

My favorite mechanic who's my only mechanic, "Says everyone thinks their one until they need one."

19:16 I felt that yell in my soul. Not the same frig up but still, making the same booboo twice in a row is a real kick to the giblets

When my laugher gets rusty, I come visit ave

4:51 That one caught me completely off-guard. I couldn't help myself but to laugh out loud. "Mal p@rido!!!" 😅

There's more than one reason I don't own one of those machines.

Has Ian Davis gotten in touch with you yet for help manufacturing his prosthetic hand prototypes? I referred him to you for CNC projects. He stated that you are subscribed to his channel. I really hope the two of you can collaborate on that! KEEP YOUR STINK ON THE RICE!

6 weeks of recovery from back surgery is off to a great start with this video, going to be lots of tube time.

Nice gimmick for the knurl. I wonder how I'd spec that on a drawing. I'll have to confer with the shop on that one to agree on a secret code word for it. For hobby purposes, it's fun to put the cosmetic fillets on everything, but I spent a lot of effort trying to get the younger engineers to stop wasting shop time on them. It's so easy to put them in the design, but here we see how much time it takes on the machine. The customer didn't pay for the cosmetic fillets upgrade!

"Vise? I have no vice. I am as pure as the newly driven snow." - Curly Howard

I recall a time in the begotten days when I found a couple of crushed air diffusers under the pallet of an old Mazak I was working on. They wanted $370 each to replace them and 3 out of 4 were broken. Cost less in a trip to mcmaster get a piece of steel, an angle cutter, program and run the damn things myself than the cost of a singular piece. This was 20 years ago, when $370 was the equivalent of $85,204 when adjusted for inflation.

"Jerkin off the dog to feed the cat." 😂

The added insult to injury, of using their own CAD model is just so tasty!

"Jerking off the dog to feed the cat!?" Classic!!

It's nice when your vice is a vise and your wise about the vice.

I know nothing of machining I just enjoy the multi-lingual ramblings of a madman.

🤣👍 Steve MRE quote.... _NICE!_

When you are giving the piece in the jaws some ultra-fine adjustment, you set the level down on the piece harder than the 'ol tappy-tap-tap that preceded it. Using a level, rather than the approved field mouse, bubble gum, eyeball it from 1 medium sized step away. You're a daring fella, AvE. I may or may not have puckered a bit when that turbo-plunge occurred. You'll never know, unless you look at my chair, which may or may not have a butt bite taken out of it. Ever pucker up so hard that the fabric comes off the chair that you're sitting on? Yeah, me neither...

You know, I take great delight in embracing the fun & entertainment we enjoy in videos like this. Thank my God I didn’t get better educated, thank my God I’m a Blue Collar worker & not incarcerated in some Office Pen/cubical on the Hamster Wheel of boredom. No, I’m free to create & repair, my life is enriched by my ignorance. Thanks for sharing from Bonny Scotland.

I heard "... Got the work out on a tray, nice!" - Steve1989MRE should be proud!

"Jerking off the Dog to feed the Cat" lmfao never in my 40 yrs have I heard that one

I do appreciate a nice bit of knurling❤

Vice city baby

Wow clever trick!!! First time watcher, but you earned a subscriber when you started swearing in my native language. 🤣

The work out on a tray, niiice!

Jerkin off the dog to feed the cat almost sent me over the edge lol

"On a tray, Nice"... You also watch that guy who eats MREs 😆😆😆

The dangdest thing. I quoted both you and Steve on my (tobacco) pipe channel the other day and now here you are quoting Steve. NICE.

That was a pretty amazing trick at the end. Nice work!

Watching you struggle with surprise errors interrupting with your flow made me feel right at home. I run a couple of dual spindle Doosan and a whack of other Doosan and Fadal machines, but only in a production position. We've got fixture macros and optimized programs, so my knowledge level isn't very high.

I just bought my very own HAAS this year also, Can't find any paying work though. I set up my vices with a couple stops so i can use the same G54 and G55 every time. I use the a 123 block for X, The back vice jaw for Y and a homemade parrellel made out of aluminum for Z. Works pretty well. I always just program to that, and my parts come out even better than if i probed them. My probe seems to always be a few tenths off anyway.

Tucked up tighter than a Bud Light drinker!

"Tucked-up like it drank a case of Bud Light"

Brilliant. Thank you.

5:12 nice little steveMRE reference 😂

I think back to when you made the super spiny window.. It still blows my mind in 2023😂😂😂