This guy is such a good conversationalist he should be a KZfaqr or narrator

this entire subreddit can be summed up with a single meme: 🌠The More You Know🌠

I've always wanted to say this: the '$20 vs $15 + $5 shipping' joke is actually true. Most shipping charges are non-refundable, so it's better to pay the $20 for the item itself, because if you should need to return it, you'll get that all back.

When I feel dumb, I come back to this subreddit to feel better about myself

"What's a galaxy made of?Orange juice?"That shit made me wheeze

"What's a Galaxy made out of, orange juice?" Math teachers wondering the measurements when you don't state it in the problem be like

Fun fact! People can hold their breath a lot longer than they think, they just have to fight the instinct to resurface due to CO2 build up. That feeling of impending death isn’t lack of oxygen unless you’ve been under for a while

i dont know why but when im bored i always watch emkay as a last resort and it always helps/works

These videos make me scared to correct someone dumb on the internet because I always feel like "nobody can be that stupid it MUST be a joke" but nope

I love this guy's voice. He should be a voice actor or a KZfaqr or something

“It’s literally chutes and ladders” Snakes: am I a joke to you

I can hold my breath underwater for the rest of my life

2:17 worst part is she probably didnt even send the manuel for the cake

Fun fact: "Nanomachines, son!" Is the perfect excuse for anything. Late for class? Nanomachines, son! Lost in the woods? Nanomachines, son! Pretend to be human and no help your nation when they need you, as their God, the most? Nanomachines, son! Your wife who's a goddess of another nation realizes your alive and you finally remember who you are? I don't know, I'm scared I think she'll hit me with our child!!!

1:00 In the actual lore he is a camera man, there is a clip where SpongeBob hits him with his boat/car, he’s wearing a scuba diving suit.

1:06 “A normal human can hold their breath for 2-3 minutes” Me who can’t even hold my breath for 5 seconds: 👁👄👁

Regarding the Waiter joining the meal joke, it depends. If it's around time for your lunch break, depending on the atmosphere of the restaurant, and the mindset of the owner, you might not get fired. Some hometown diners may even encourage it. Back in '99, I ate at a little cafe not too far from here where the two local waitresses were playing cards with a couple of regulars and invited the new waiter to join them. He had just moved to town a few months prior and they wanted help him get to know the people there. The Cook/owner conversed with a few other customers from the kitchen. It was busy, but the staff didn't miss a beat; leaving the game to refill coffee, serve food, and take orders as it came up. The service was so good and I enjoyed myself so much that, even though my meal was only about $8, I just dropped a $20 and left. That memory makes me smile to this day. 🙂

5:22 these are the best ones. They’re just so confident that they’re right and that the joke is stupid. I can forgive the ones who get confused by the jokes like “But wait a minute isn’t that not how it is?” But then there’s these guys who call out the joke with such conviction!

Some people have a hard time wrapping their mind around ironic or sarcastic humor. And that’s funny to me.

I have always thought of whoosh as wind through leaves but now, I will always think of emkay and the subreddit, thank you?

When he said " what's a galaxy made of, Orange juice" I almost died

I lose more and more braincells everytime I hear or read how stupid people can really be. I swear, do people even know what a joke is anymore? Props to the guy that realized that it was a joke and edited his comment

Person: One bacteria entered my body, now I'm sick! Their microbiome: Shouldn we tell them?

Knowing the internet. There's a high statistical chance that the op might actually be serious and not joking

At 4:20 the Morse code says “Nobody thinks your cool” Just to clarify for the people who want to know

I love the Ikea one , lol I spent 17 hours putting a desk together once.

11:19 as someone who lives in pa, it hurts that some people can’t even pronounce Allegheny right

3:39 "thank you! Thank you! And for your next trick at the party yall do what? Huh? Cancer!"

6:10 Best line ever

OMFG I want a tshirt that says "Do you have stupid? " It works on so many levels.

7:29 that’s the goke

5:49 Vegan literally just gave a reason to eat more animals.

This is an amazing mix of r/facepalm and r/funny.

5:01 this reminded me of that one scene in a Charlie Brown movie were Snoopy learned to perform magic and one kid just kept yelling "FAKE"

8:01 but the store doesn't run

12:47 This kind of responses are so funny to me because of how self-confident they feel.

I’m usually that one person telling absurd jokes that not even I understand

Amazing as always, great job Robin!

As someone who knows Morse code the Morse code says “Nobody thinks your cool”.

When I translated the morse code message @ 4:16, it meant "NOBODY THINKS YOUR COOL"

00:01Welcome To KZfaq Timed Beta

4:13 The fact that he literally made it so much more obvious by spelling poor wrong and people dont get it makes me angry at people

"I can do what, 40 seconds? And then i'll die" fr 💀

Growing up around Pittsburgh, the struggle to say Allegheny made me chuckle. Always second nature around here lol.

Naw the vegan knew it was a joke but was still offended 🤣

6:02 i can imagine the face he's makimg

I love the rivalry between r/facepalm and r/woooosh

4:21 The morse code translates to "Nobody thinks your cool" He used the wrong you're. I am in pain.

The IKEA one should be pretty obvious- Also, I would love to see it realistically take place

I would rather kids think Michelangelo was a turtle than there was a bearded man in the sky who grants wishes and take attendance and thats he is the reason we should get along.

I haven't watched EmKay in 4 months. THE ENTIRE PFP, INTRO, AND BANNER CHANGED WOW

7:43 This is how you spot a Karen in the wild. They have zero sense of humor and irony and will find any reason to complain about everything. Kind'a like the vast majority of people getting called out in this subreddit. Their lives must be miserable when they can't find joy in anything but being malicious and spiteful.

2:25 Devito-chan is best girl

r/wooosh is the definiton of that one time you make that really really REALLY good joke but no one gets it

okay EmKay, Woooosh has got to be one of the best subs. the furiously pedantic and the confidently ignorant slammed together for the enjoyment of the intellectual elite. NOW Do you see why we NEED that asteroid to slap the planet? just one good SMACK

8:17 Stupid of you to cook the bread at 623K for 55 minutes when you can just do the math and cook it at 34265K for one minute

8:50 “your bad at doing math” literally 5 second later: *1.0*

6:15 I legitimately thought it was Van Diesel I’m SO disappointed in myself

Ah yes 10, 20, 30 ext. Cold summer night, rain pours onto a small park in the middle of a city.

5:41 pack your bags boys, were on a journey to find out who asked

I struggle understanding things all the time, and I take everything too literally, and yet I'm no where near as bad as these people, so it makes me feel good about myself.

1:37 sounds like something a capri-sun would say, I know because I'm a geneva convention. I majored in astrogoly at fullsit collegea

I once put this post on Facebook: To make a long story short, I got a job as an editor for Reader's Digest. Several people congratulated me instead of getting the joke.

It's called "Zoom" because that's how fast your sanity goes away when you use it for online classes, change my mind

2:06 This makes me want to jump off a bridge.

Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."

* Robin internally screaming shut up philosopher smurf *

6:09 I almost choked on my food because of the sudden derpy voice with the orange juice comment.

Honestly, these videos make me want to go on reddit and deliberately correct an obvious joke, so I can get wooshed, just so I can reply with "Well you don't make it into an Emkay video by doing nothing"

That deer at 3:59 kinda nice doe

I had no need to do this but the morse code said, "Nobody thinks your cool."

I'm involved in double-blind testing of a possible new treatment for hypoglycemia. One test group will receive a dose of a highly concentrated carbohydrate preparation, while the control group will receive only an inert sugar pill.

9:57 Ok but If you don't know what to get someone, you can literally get them cash or some gift cards It's the best option And should be a default present for anyone over the age of 13 Because by then, people usually know what they want, and can use money for more than something that will sit in their closet until they decide to get rid of it because they need some room for new useless presents

5:15 it was my birthday yesterday so i was hanging out with some friends and i went to drop one of them at their house, they said happy birthday to me after they got out of the car and i accidentally said you too and i felt the need to share this for no reason

So Pokémon GO encourage us to go outside during a shooting and a Tornado? Now that’s a lawsuit

I just read a blursed Bleach fanfic and I needed this for therapy

My original favorite subreddit.

I honestly had to stop at 9:04 because i just can't take it anymore. *It's. So. Mother. F•^_ing. Annoying.* LIKE- WHEHJRKRNWKEBEJW WHY

honestly i don't know why he corrected them on the michelangelo turtle thing, as an italian i can confirm that we are all turtles and always have been

The guy asking for what's popping, I hope you had a good one

You know, these stupid responses to memes are really funny! They should make a subreddit to put them all on

So this is my first time watching r/wooooosh. Basically, in this subreddit we get to see people who ruins jokes. At least, that is how I see it. And this people annoy me.

12:13 chickens are somehow actually the closest related animal to the t-Rex

R/whoosh makes me wanna punch a wall I really didn't think there was a subreddit for people with no humor

10:34 My absolute favorite!

13:03 when this guy starts talking abt how Jesus needs to be taught in all schools, this reminded me of a story: So I got a Christian school so we have to learn a lot abt God and all of the. But me and my friends don't believe in it, one of them is even Muslim.. But once lockdown hit, we had to do online learning. One off the classes was a trivia thing about god and all of that. So me and all of my friends formed a group. After we tested the breakout rooms, we started, (Just a reminder, none o fus believe in god at all.), we started. We had 13 questions all together and it was a competition. Everyone knew that my friend group didn't believe in god so it was no secret, anyway, there were some really religious kids that were In my class. Anyway, as it all goes on and we finish, we found out that my group what the only one to get all of the questions right and we won (We didn't even google anything). That's not all. Once lockdown was over we did another religious test, we formed the same groups and won AGAIN.

“WhAt’S a GalExY mADe oF, OrANGe JOos? Made my day :)

For the breath holding one they only asked people who play the tuba professionally

1:10 25 seconds, take it or leave it

2:44 Not only did he get whooshed, he was wrong as well! Nokias were invented in 1865. Wonder what was used as armor before then.

I don't know how long I can stay underwater for because it's more mentally draining but I can stay on bed for 1 min 30 seconds.

1:14 An apple a day keeps anything away if you throw hard enough.

12:35 I'm pretty sure he voiced them, though. And that counts as playing the role.

8:36 no it's snakes and ladders

The cake at 2:18 "Hey, why did you give me a cake i need to make?" "Because it's IKEA"

Bro this guy is so good that he should be a youtuber or maybe a narrator.

14:20 ah yes ext is the age that your so old you glitch the system

7:17 iWall

this whole subreddit: “um, accordang to my kalkalashhhhions……..”

This man should be a youtuber. His voice is beautiful