PLZ DONT EAT ME 😂😂😂

1:13 R.I.P Eggman

Do precure foods next or else you will FACE the consequences.

Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on KZfaq! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar".

Wow.... Dr Dental Digest really bring his videos to another level! ❤

Great video i love pokémon

I miss the old dental digest love you

Finally there's no "i miss the old dental digest" comments.. Feels so good.

Grinch Snot! 5:42

4:27 almost made me laugh 😆 😂

Nabbit Died In Super Mario Bros. Wonder Chino Spike! 6:00

7:43 Got Me😂😂😂😂😂

0:07 Now Pac Man has become eaten. It's all full circle now.

2:00 WAKANDA FOREVER! XDDDDDDDD

This is fun to watch kids can learn form this thanks to you❤❤❤❤❤❤😊🎉🎉🎉😊

This guy makes me really hungry 😋 Hope you reach 20M subscribers soon!

Spidey Mac! 5:41

Fun fact did you know Yoshi stands for adopted kid in English

What was your favourite?

Luigi Died! February 27 2024! 4:30

super sonic: behold the power of the chaos emrealds huh *gets yeeted into bluds mouth* me: HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA 1:29

Mrs. Simmons: Punch No Recess Talking Flower And Prince Folarin! Waaaaaa! 😭 🥊 6:15

My dogs name was yoshi

Talking Flower: That Goomba Looks So Srcene February 27 2024! 5:15

Crash Talking Flower! 💥🌻 3:23

Diamonds! 💎 ♦️ 💍 5:57

A heart from dental digest ❤

Woah rhe bronze is so ASMR

8:00 IT’S CHEDDA!!!

3:28 pac-man

your are the best tooth dovtor

you are the best toothbrush KZfaqr

People who know the Sonic gummy’s are just toys 👇🏼

Rip Black panther

Oh no is not sonic gummys 1:06 😢

I miss all dental

Nintendo Will be be hearing from their lawyer soon

Great Wolf Lodge 3:42

My mans floor has gone through years of pain

In The Airport! 8:17

Damn Pikachu :)

7:58 cheddar🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

Why Did I Had That Hat! 5:41

1:27 bE hOLd dA POwEr Of dA CHAOS EMERALDS!!!

8:29 WAIT CUT!

0:06 0:32 1:04 1:31 3:25 4:11 4:25

Oh no sonic is canceled oh well atleast we have mario

You miss old Dental 😂

Nightmare! 🧌 3:42

2:05 rip Chadwick Bowman

Dr Dental Digest really bring his videos to another level! ❤

1:13 got me dead

Tia Liz! 4:07

Kope Owl! 🦉 8:18

7:58 boo died : (

Aerial 0:00 Nosaj 2:56 ZELDA 6:34 +Plus 7:51 6&2 9:14

Bro got red handed😂

Turn into a video game😂

This so cool and shows kids about so many things!

8:28 cameraman:uhhh😅

1:41 Yoshi island! 😁👍👍👍

Sonic.EXE in a nutshell Sonic eats tails 1:06 Sonic eats Knuckles 1:09 Sonic eats eggman 1:13

Thumbnail is Pokémon!!!

Cool video!! I LOVE IT!❤

Kai Havertz & Slothy - G#SE Lyrics: Fifi/Slothy Music: Iyt Music Makeup: Zere Nonaj Hair : Vegi Styling: Uruguious Video Edited by TF Films (TFFilms) ft. Slothy #G*SE #Slothy #KaiHavertz

the "oh no" is from sonic adventures

Those dummies look like a little toys lol

Dental digest never fails to entertain us 😊

Smack! 3:00

Rip Barbie toothbrush flying across the room sorry pikachu has flew across the room aswell😂😂😂

Comes Great Wolf Lodge! 5:49

demon slayer bubblegum will unlock breathing style.

Smoke! 💨 9:10

THOSE SONIC GUMMIES WERE SQUISHIES

Nightmare! 0:13

Tbh does sonic gummies look like toys ☠️

If you were my dentist I would go every day 🪥🦷🪥🦷🪥

You know demon slayer!!!!!!!!!!!

Alexa! 4:33

You're always so funny😂😂😂😂😂

So the sonic treats that you ate they were actually toys😂😂😂😂😂

A black panther Wakonda toothbrush, how super NEAT......👊👊👊👊👊

Pika pika!!7:08

You Should Try Runts!!! And See If They Can Toothpaste!

Wakanda 0:00 HTR 2:33 XO 6:35 56 9:26

Cheez it. 6:01

Eat me Goooooo😂😂😂

I watch your shows and im inspered by you❤🎉😢😮😅😊😂

Mr. Richard 5:48

In last you shouldn't say fatglob you should say batglob😂

That immune system must be strong as heck to handle all that sugar, let alone 2 WHOLE ENEGRY DRINKS

Also marvel will be hearing from their lawyer soon

The eating part is sastifying

I have the pockimon toothpaste

Dental I am a biggest fan since 2021

1:12 *Laughs and Screams*

This good 1:51

You know, we should probably show this guy a bit more respect, he risks his teeth for our entertainment.

I have that pokemon Toothbrush

Also the pikachu went flying lol😂