Which Delivery Pizza Place is the Best?

Which Delivery Pizza Place is the Best? | Bless Your Rank

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Күн бұрын

We got all your favorite pizza places in one spot, and Matt eats them all for you so you don't have to! Find out who comes out on top in this episode of Bless Your Rank featuring pizza from Papa John's, Dominos, Pizza Hut, Little Caesar's, Hungry Howie's, Marco's, CiCi's, and Hunt Brother's!

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@nicktwolf 3 жыл бұрын

Wait, he didn't finish the story about getting banned from a Pizza Hut, I need to hear this now. All the grease on the bottom of the Cisis box looked nasty.

@AdelardRen 3 жыл бұрын

That pizza looked like it had been left in the warmer for 4+ hours. I used to work at a pizza place, so I would know.

@shaneshane-ko8zz 3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering the same thing why he got banned from Pizza hut? 🤔

@karenmalay97 3 жыл бұрын

I think I heard him mention this in passing on another BYR. He didn’t go into the whole story then, either. Now I’m really intrigued.

@NoThankUBeQuiet 3 жыл бұрын

Cicis is nasty

@drewstephans3436 3 жыл бұрын

@@NoThankUBeQuiet Cici's is great for families with little kids who get excited when the word pizza is mentioned and they(the little kids) don't know really good pizza

@ninjabrynex8588 3 жыл бұрын

When he said “A medium is like a personal-pan, for me.” I felt that.

@PatrickKniesler 3 жыл бұрын

Every pizza is personal pan pizza if you try hard enough.

@cquick3277 3 жыл бұрын

@@PatrickKniesler Jesus Saves Love God✝️

@cquick3277 3 жыл бұрын

Jesus Saves Love God✝️

@ninjabrynex8588 3 жыл бұрын

@@cquick3277 yep 🙏❤️

@josevillegasromerodaniel5841 3 жыл бұрын

And I took it personal

@mangobird75 7 ай бұрын

Little Caesars has a special place in my heart. When I was a starving, broke college student, I could always get a meal. Thank you little Cesar ❤️

@Ryarios 5 ай бұрын

It holds a special place in my heart too. The last one I ate is squatting in my left ventricle and refuses to leave…

@nikoclesceri2267 4 ай бұрын

When I was little it was 5 dollars a pizza, being poor-ish it was the “special” dinner we would get. Still get it from time to time and it’s still good

@csnide6702 5 күн бұрын

Little Caesars is the dollar store of pizza chains

@farelimm 2 жыл бұрын

I worked as a delivery driver for two different Marco’s locations for a year, and let me tell you… Eating the pizza or cheesy bread fresh out of the oven is actual heaven. My friends and I had a special custom pizza we would make for our dinner break and nothing will ever top that experience. Simply delicious, can’t recommend it enough

@aliabdallah102 2 жыл бұрын

Y'all had breaks? I worked for pizza hut for two years and I have never had a lunch break in my entire life. And I even worked open to close sometimes. Now, I did get a LOT of free shit. Like a LOT of free stuff. But never had a lunch break.

@farelimm 2 жыл бұрын

@@aliabdallah102 Ye, I didn’t actually have breaks, I just grabbed food when I could during rare slow moments. Most of my “dinner” was a box of teddy grahams in my car

@aliabdallah102 2 жыл бұрын

@@farelimm ah yeah I get it.

@Pandorash8 2 жыл бұрын

What was your custom pizza order? My father only eats; thin crust, the standard tomato pizza sauce, ground beef, capsicum (bell pepper), onion and mushroom from Pizza Hut (but we’re from Australia, so it might taste different in the US). It’s a great pizza. But I love almost any pizza lol.

@recoveringsoul755 2 жыл бұрын

Worked at a Round Table in high school and we could get a small pizza or a sandwich for our break, as many drinks as we wanted. Loved trying all the toppings and combinations to make my own. Can't ever order any standard item off a menu now.

@katherinegodwin925 3 жыл бұрын

You asked why y’all do these videos? Because I live out west but grew up in the south. My boss knew I LOVE sweet tea, and wanted to thank me during lock down with a jug of sweet tea. He found your sweet tea video and found Milos tea out here and brought it to me. Y’all are doing the Lord’s work.

@sarahdoanpeace3623 3 жыл бұрын

That’s wonderful!

@ChibiPanda8888 2 жыл бұрын

❤

@meghanm.6231 3 жыл бұрын

“I live in.. the woods so I don’t get any of those things” I FELT THAT 😭

@jajalarue 3 жыл бұрын

Yaaaaaasssssss!!!

@jgodwin717 3 жыл бұрын

Same. I make it from scratch. My bf likes to grab little Caesar's next to walmart in an Er. There's a pizza hut further down, and a Dominoes down town. Its cold when it gets here so... not worth the money. Pizza hut has gotten expensive!!!

@meghanm.6231 3 жыл бұрын

@@jgodwin717 Right!? Well I’ve lived in the city the past couple years, but growing up in the country if we wanted pizza we had to drive into town to get it and heat it back up when we got home. I remember when we’d visit friends in the city we’d always order a pizza and that was the neatest thing to me 😂

@NoThankUBeQuiet 3 жыл бұрын

I live in an incredible place for delivery. If I go 30 minutes north or south I feel that so freaking hard. And it's not even that bad just crappy options. I'd rather just not have the option

@nickhill8612 3 жыл бұрын

In a van down by the river in the woods??

@chrish931 Жыл бұрын

Anybody else old enough to remember when Little Ceasers came on a sheet of cardboard covered with a paper pouch and you can only buy two pizzas at once. That is where the pizza pizza tag line came from.

@BioYuGi 7 ай бұрын

Do you mean you were only allowed to buy a maximum of two pizzas, or do you mean you have to buy at least two pizzas ?

@chrish931 7 ай бұрын

@@BioYuGi Basically when you ordered a Pizza you got two, they would not sell one at a time. You could order as many pizzas in multiples of two as you wanted.

@JohnnySmithWhite-wd4ey 7 ай бұрын

That was their business model but now it's the cheapest product possible.

@urdaddywingnut7820 7 ай бұрын

We called em the samsquanch pies! And they were 2 squares that- wait for it- FORMED A MASSIVE RECTANGLE!! Broke ass roommates could feed off those things for days!

@nicholaibrooks6990 5 ай бұрын

Your not crazy. The food was actually better back then when it still had MSG and transfats and fresh not frozen shipped ingredients @@Imnorocketscientist

@QixTheDS 2 жыл бұрын

I had no idea Cici’s delivered. I always thought it was that pizza that is only served on the buffet next to the cinnamon buns and that you eat before going to the arcade room as a kid.

@twinkstar7738 Жыл бұрын

I love their cinnamon buns!

@jonathanfox676 Жыл бұрын

Untouchable dessert pizza. Good for the price regular pizza. I spent $5.50 in quarters beating the Jurassic Park III arcade game. Special place in my heart. Fortunately, I grew up in a college town that had a local 5$ buffet that was way better so I normally went there

@csnide6702 5 күн бұрын

"no one asked for that"......

@juliavalentine5291 3 жыл бұрын

"I am 2 medium pizzas away from owning my own Domino's franchise." 😂😂😂

@jessicathibodeau1867 2 жыл бұрын

As a Dominos employee this killed me

@kyrajohnston7718 3 жыл бұрын

The Dominos 'pizza sprinkles' is actually cornmeal! That's what they use to toss out the dough. I worked there in high school for over a year 😊

@recoveringsoul755 2 жыл бұрын

Worked at Round Table in high school, they use cornmeal under the crusts to help the pizzas slide in and out of the ovens easier, not stick

@eliluttrell7637 2 жыл бұрын

It gets everywhere. After I worked there for a couple years, I think I understood how Anakin felt about sand. But the best pizza I ever had was when they had the triple option and I would make the pizza with the by the book amounts(not the shorted amounts they try to give everyone.) It was absolutely delicious

@donnajacques3781 Жыл бұрын

I worked for Dominos back in rhe late 80s. We didnt use cornmeal.

@kyrajohnston7718 Жыл бұрын

@@donnajacques3781 I worked there 2017-2018. We used it to toss the dough 👍 used to dry my hands out like crazy

@recoveringsoul755 Жыл бұрын

@@donnajacques3781 i worked at Round Table late 70's. I think they all use cornmeal. If you've got a preschool boy who like construction vehicles, get a big shallow plastic bin with a lid, like maybe one that fits under a bed. Dump a 5 lb bag of cornmeal in there, put it outside and let him play for hours with bulldozers, dump trucks back hoes etc. Maybe some little rocks, or logs. Easier and lighter than a sandbox, and keeps the cats out.

@swahilimaster Жыл бұрын

Our local Pizza Hut was terrible for a few years because the manager had all of their friends and family working there, you would some times wait an hour for a delivery and then find out they hadn't even started the pizza when there were only like 3 customers in the first place. My favorite memory ordering there during that time was in the lobby waiting for a pizza and there was a lady complaining about the wait on her pizza, they informed her that the first accidentally fell out of the oven because nobody was paying attention to the roller, and as they are explaining this her remade pizza flopped right out of the oven onto the floor. Luckily those times are over after they finally got enough complaints to get the entire staff sacked, they had to shut down for about 2 weeks while they found/ transferred new workers.

@deplorablecovfefe9489 9 ай бұрын

lol just endlessly running pizzas through the oven and onto the floor....one after another...lol

@MadameMeowth 5 ай бұрын

They 100% ate the first pizza. Those ovens have a pizza catcher at the end of the conveyor to prevent your food falling on the floor.

@swahilimaster 5 ай бұрын

@@MadameMeowth Considering I was present in the lobby and witnessed the second one fall out of the oven I'm inclined to believe that the first one did the same thing.

@tonygoodwinjr9293 9 ай бұрын

In SC, we have a place called The Mellow Mushroom that we used to eat back in college in Columbia all the time. They had the BIGGEST slices!!

@user-lt5no1xt1z Ай бұрын

There's a mellow mushroom in Georgia as well, it's really nice

@GinEric84 Ай бұрын

It's everywhere

@alostrich 3 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: I don’t ever want to eat pizza again!

@samiam619 3 жыл бұрын

You mean until next Friday...

@e.e.s.6076 3 жыл бұрын

XD, Good luck with that.

@audball9234 3 жыл бұрын

Lies!!!

@marlascrafty5390 3 жыл бұрын

Pizza: You'll be back. We're here for you buddy.

@FrankHorigan 3 жыл бұрын

Dear god

@I_Use_Soap 3 жыл бұрын

I'm just watching Matt slam gas station pizza and knowing that every midwesterner watching is yelling about Casey's to their screen.

@wiltonater 3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the best delivery pizza that Casey's should be on the list.

@moobutt 3 жыл бұрын

@@wiltonater - where is Casey’s????

@wiltonater 3 жыл бұрын

@@moobutt all over the midwest starting in Des Moines, Iowa

@brandonbouchez7195 3 жыл бұрын

@@moobutt Casey's the goat

@larken24 3 жыл бұрын

You are correct

@annodomino3935 2 жыл бұрын

It’s true- little ceasars is the one chain pizza that’s actually better after it’s been in the fridge for a day and maybe reheated or not. Nailed it.

@Denden55555 Жыл бұрын

I had a friend that would agree with your nephew. Little Caesars is her favorite pizza. It is the only place that their pepperoni wouldn't cause her to breakout in a terrible rash. Personally I think it's an ok pizza, especially at the price. I also had a friend whose favorite pizza was Cici's. I honestly don't know why. He would order pickups from there all the time. Papa John's is pretty good. I remember when I was younger, my father, his motor cycle groups, and I built a fence for a Make A Wish Foundation place and Papa John's provided us with lunch for free. But overall my favorite place is Dominoes. Their thin crust is just the best.

@seamarie3111 Жыл бұрын

Agreed. Dominos rocks. It doesn't matter where I have it. I've had it in 2-3 cities as an adult and it was ALWAYS great! I can't say the same for Pizza Hut. I've had it good from a place on vacation, but it wasn't as good the last couple times. The only bad experience with Dominos I had was in college, where I'd been up literally all night before a test studying, took the tests, (which I aced), went back to my dorm, ordered Dominos, then just about burst into tears because I thought it kinda tasted like vomet or something ... I think it was just my all-nighter messing with my taste buds. Moral of the story, NEVER eat pizza after an all-nighter! I'm just sad neither are close enough to deliver to me at home ... I get to choose from two local options, one with really floppy pizza, and the other with sub-par wings ... yay! They're not always bad, but definitely a toss-up and better in the air fryer the next day!

@raksrulesaks Жыл бұрын

That pan pizza of theirs got me through some of the worst orgo weeks I had in college- we

@hollyroxy25 7 ай бұрын

The only pizza I can tolerate from Little Ceasers is their thin crust then I dip it in their Buffalo ranch sauce. Domino’s used to be nasty imo mainly because they used way too much cornmeal on their crust. Once they revamped a few years ago they’re one of my favorites now as well.

@myad.w.sutton6370 3 жыл бұрын

"I am two medium pizzas away from owning my own dominos franchise"😂😂😂😂

@curtislear4842 3 жыл бұрын

I lost it with that one!

@thebestcentaur 2 жыл бұрын

Ayo, their pan pizza just hits different😭

@mowattbigsly2996 3 жыл бұрын

As a pizza cook I can tell you that the one single black olive placed on a one topping pie is a way of letting the cutter/server know the difference between 2 similar pies arriving at the same time out of the oven. I.E. extra cheese/sauce/toppings etc. FYI

@ChibiPanda8888 2 жыл бұрын

Good to know

@mskay1980 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the info. I like to learn something new everyday & you were the teacher of the day 🤩

@Disturbed2595 2 жыл бұрын

Until they give it to someone who's allergic to olives, almost kills them and gets sued for millions they'll stop real quick 😂

@carryeveryday910 Жыл бұрын

@@Disturbed2595 That’s not how it works. Especially if the person doesn’t advise them ahead of time that they have allergies.

@sparks6177 Жыл бұрын

@@Disturbed2595 pizza restaurants unless advertised otherwise are obviously a bad place to go if you are allergic to any of the toppings offered, they are all made at the same counter and put through the same oven, so there’s a lot of cross contamination as far as allergens go

@adamantyr Жыл бұрын

My favorite pizza delivery place is Round Table Pizza. It's a west coast chain based out of CA, although I do see they got one in San Antonio and several in Dallas, Texas. They have a zesty red sauce and a perfect thick crust (although the normal crust is also good!) It was actually the first franchise pizza place to be opened in Skagit county, WA, where I grew up in the 80's, before Pizza Hut and Domino's ever moved in. And the store's still there in Mount Vernon, albeit in a different building. An interesting thing about them was in the 80's they packed their pizza in circular styrofoam boxes instead of cardboard, which was kind of cool to us as kids. (They migrated to cardboard boxes after styrofoam became a problem.)

@ItsaSouthernThing Жыл бұрын

Another cool 80s pizza thing was Book-It at Pizza Hut. I wish they would bring that back too.

@attackbunny7 2 жыл бұрын

so just for reference, Little Caesar's does make their own dough - fresh daily. pizza hut and domino's come in frozen. :)

@clayzimmerman3318 Жыл бұрын

I used to work at a Pizza Hut. The handtoss came frozen. The pan & thin dough we made daily.

@oldcat7 3 жыл бұрын

Little Ceasars is like soda. With soda you have to drink it before it turns flat. With Little Caesars you have to eat it fresh. Once it gets cold it becomes stiff and there's no saving it.

@americasevilgenius 3 жыл бұрын

And don't even try re-heating Papa John's...it's disgusting the second time around. If you're going to eat Papa Johns, you've gotta eat it right out of the box right when delivered. In that scenario, it's not half-bad (though the garlic butter obscures the shortcomings).

@demiis1265 3 жыл бұрын

@@americasevilgenius bro papa johns just might be better reheated Yk it is I’ll say it

@Truckerdaddy 3 жыл бұрын

Unless your completely hammered.

@sunii4264 2 жыл бұрын

Facts!

@dawndraper9371 2 жыл бұрын

YES!

@JG-vn8fs 3 жыл бұрын

He should try this again as a blind taste test! Without knowing where each slice came from.

@bethsims4402 2 жыл бұрын

Blind taste tests on all of his Bless your rank would be fun

@aalllllllexx 2 жыл бұрын

The "domino's dust" is cornmeal... That's what the dough is stretched in. I worked there for 4 years so completely related to the being tired of their food bit

@slomotm7216 2 жыл бұрын

As a former CiCis manager the olive just shows it’s a delivery or Togo order. But, you usually want to take it off after you pull the pizza from the oven. One of the many reasons is bankrupt

@gokblok Жыл бұрын

What a stupid indicator. The entire food service industry already has ways of doing this that don't include errant ingredients. Lol

@snausages43 Жыл бұрын

Wow, what a weird ass idea for marking a delivery pizza.

@nathanjplatt 3 жыл бұрын

Came for the rankings....stayed for the inevitable existential crisis at the end lol

@victoriarobinson6152 3 жыл бұрын

"No matter where you finish, you're still better than Cici's." I want this embroidered on a pillow.

@xanderisok 2 жыл бұрын

i’ve watched 3 of this channels videos, no channel has ever made me a fan faster

@JazzyGaming 2 жыл бұрын

Pizza actually is pretty nutritious but like most things, its about how much you eat. I saw a study that said pizza can actually be a better nutritional choice than a lot of cereals

@Ryvaken Жыл бұрын

That is NOT difficult.

@ChibiPanda8888 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm not surprised about that.

@awesomeglitterunicornag 3 жыл бұрын

This. Is. The. Best. Thing. Ever. “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s ... a bless your rank.” *chefs kiss* 👌

@silentben 3 жыл бұрын

As a yankee who lives within 200 miles of NYC, to compare these options as the contenders feels akin to what I imagine Matt would feel watching me rank instant grits.

@steveleavell114 Жыл бұрын

I remember when Marco's first hit the scene it was a cheap bland pizza. And when I worked at Dominos I learned to love Little Ceasars because it was the only pizza I could afford, yes, while working at Dominos.

@thecommenter9678 4 ай бұрын

Marco's is still bland, but it ain't cheap anymore. They cut every corner and the rootbeer they carry is like battery acid. Personal experience with my local Marco's

@SyscoVids 2 жыл бұрын

The stuffed crust from little Caesar's is sometimes really good

@tachter1987 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: the very first Marcos Pizza ever was opened in my hometown of Oregon, Ohio in 1978! Its actually still in the exact same spot that it was when it first opened, 9 years before I was born. It's literally 3 minutes from my current house!

@GodFamilyLaughter 3 жыл бұрын

Little Caesars isn’t always that bad to me, it’s like a hit or miss. Sometimes they’re actually pretty good sometimes not so good but hey, can’t really expect too much from a large $5 pizza.

@tswain92_ 3 жыл бұрын

We had one a couple of days ago and it was awful.

@Lol-rv5bv 3 жыл бұрын

Facts I’ve grown up with little ceasars mostly cause I was broke and I fucking love their pizza

@tswain92_ 3 жыл бұрын

@@Lol-rv5bv It used to be really good, but they've gone downhill ...fast.

@Lol-rv5bv 3 жыл бұрын

@@tswain92_ disagree but respect your opinion

@tswain92_ 3 жыл бұрын

@@Lol-rv5bv It might be still good where you are. The last pizza we got, the sauce was watery and it had no taste. I couldn't believe they sent that. The time before, they didn't send half our order and we had to go through hoops to get our money back. These places are franchises so it may be the doing of the franchise owner. I'm glad you're still getting the good stuff though.

@dosstoves419 2 жыл бұрын

Hi-larious! Laughing so hard that tears are squeezing out. Loved the Cici’s rant.

@dosstoves419 2 жыл бұрын

In response to all those who demand a blind taste test: I only watch these Bless Yo’Ranks to hear Matt’s rants. The best! Keep on keeping on!

@AW-gh3yv 2 жыл бұрын

I love to watch these food rankings. That said it needs to be a blind tasting. I feel Matts food biases get in the way of a true real ranking. Still like to watch.

@jordanjenkins1671 Жыл бұрын

Problem though is if you've had chain food often enough, you can recognize their taste even when blindfolded.

@PSmith5194681153 6 ай бұрын

@@jordanjenkins1671 That is true to a point. Rhett and Link seem to have trouble, at least at times, when blindfolded. To be fair, I don't know how much fast food they have outside of their work.

@jamesb5764 3 жыл бұрын

I rarely agree with Matt’s rankings. That being said, he is always entertaining.

@isaacmckee4536 3 жыл бұрын

Must be a northerner, nah I’m just kiddin I agree with ya

@marlafincher9063 3 жыл бұрын

I love Papa John’s. 😍

@leftofpunk 3 жыл бұрын

Yankee here. Marcos is hit or miss to me. Sometimes great, other times a soggy mess. Papa John's is nothing if not consistent. Here is Michigan, we have Jets Pizza, which is top tier as well.

@amarileiner6935 3 жыл бұрын

@@leftofpunk we have Jets in Florida, I am going to have agree, it's amazing

@JayBird_313 3 жыл бұрын

@@leftofpunk ah yes Michigan boy too? I love my jets the Detroit style pizza

@CalcioFan4Ever 3 жыл бұрын

Look man, little ceasars does the job when your broke af but want some pizza, it's not the best, but you knew that when you bought it :v

@jsilverchannel 3 жыл бұрын

It's good for the price

@miniblitz16 3 жыл бұрын

that deep deep dish pizza ain't that bad.

@JustYourAverageGirl2002 3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@WiseOne. 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t you dare hit on little Caesars! Lol It’s not half bad

@anthonystrickland7049 3 жыл бұрын

@@WiseOne. full disclosure, it's not that good either...

@whiskeychicken 2 жыл бұрын

I used to work for a company that made the "cheese" for 3 of those. It was simultaneously fascinating and disgusting to see what went into them, and why they had extra components.

@funpillow8 2 жыл бұрын

Which 3?

@whiskeychicken 2 жыл бұрын

@@funpillow8 Pizza Hutt, Dominos, and Papa Johns.

@funpillow8 2 жыл бұрын

@@whiskeychicken thank you, was really curious because i work for Marco's Pizza lol

@jonadabtheunsightly 2 жыл бұрын

The process of making cheese is inherently disgusting, you just have to accept that and learn to live with it.

@recoveringsoul755 2 жыл бұрын

@@whiskeychicken not Round Table. If you want to see cheese made watch Gavin Webber's channel.

@clfisher10 2 жыл бұрын

Hunt Bros is so underrated. Their sauce is so damn good

@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 2 жыл бұрын

I agree. Had it for the first time the other days. I was impressed.

@settheworldonfire94 3 жыл бұрын

I’m in Tennessee, and we have Marco’s! The one near me is pretty tasty, and they have good calzones for a chain delivery place. Also, I do have an affinity for Cici’s and Little Caesar’s, but only because I’m a teacher. Little Caesar’s is a great and inexpensive way to treat my students, and Cici’s fundraisers were a blast in the before-times.

@bustermcthundernut 2 жыл бұрын

They have calzones at y’all’s location?!? I guess Texas hasn’t gotten those yet

@elroy8272 2 жыл бұрын

There adds look so good but none near us.😢

@deadpoet4 3 жыл бұрын

I'd have loved if Matt found out they mixed up the pizzas into different boxes, thus messing with all of his preconceptions.

@karenramnath9993 3 жыл бұрын

Yes! They should have at least removed the boxes😂

@gunfighterzero 3 жыл бұрын

It should be a blind test

@katepalmer4540 2 жыл бұрын

That be great

@gokblok Жыл бұрын

I'd be able to tell.

@pamelajackson6954 Жыл бұрын

We moved to a new town 3 years ago and our only delivery was Marco's. We had never had their pizza. It instantly became our favorite!

@tonyeatspizza 8 ай бұрын

Man, you are so dang entertaining! Loved the wetness on top of the pizza mountain!

@saronricker2095 3 жыл бұрын

"It's like a happy meal, and these are my toys" 😂

@chn71 3 жыл бұрын

I do believe that feeding the Cici's pizza to a prisoner of war is a war crime.

@XanthosAcanthus 2 жыл бұрын

Unless it's one of their desert pizzas... but it's super hard to mess that up.

@clfisher10 2 жыл бұрын

I used to swear up and down that the Cici’s in Foley on the way home from the beach was the absolute best…..and then I realized it was just Bc I was always starving and had been drinking all day 😂

@1804unclesam 2 жыл бұрын

In the 90’s Cici’s was awesome. Then they sold out and now it’s just pure trash.

@shaggyrumplenutz1610 2 жыл бұрын

Feces Pizza

@klayman2 2 жыл бұрын

at 27 years old i wouldnt choose cici's first, but anytime me and my friends had bonfire parties we always got cicis because it was cheap and we all said it was better than little cesars

@worldtraveler930 3 ай бұрын

You left out Pizza Inn, Mammas Pizza and Mr. Jim's!!!! 🤠👍

@ashleeriley8690 Жыл бұрын

“A trash can lid covered in ragu” is the best insult to a pizza ever

@rhondaj3154 3 жыл бұрын

First time ever I’ve seen Domino’s pizza bring on an existential crisis. 🤣🤣🤣 I ❤️ Matt. Hilarious guy!

@proehm 3 жыл бұрын

The only decent pizza you will ever get comes from a place that has precisely one location.

@coreybarton8350 3 жыл бұрын

Damn right. Hole in the wall place owned by an angry Greek guy will top any chain you'll ever go to.

@andreasfrost-blade4689 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe two locations.

@XandyMusic 3 жыл бұрын

Chicago local pizza chains like Aurelios, Rosattis, and Arenelos beg to differ.

@trythinking6676 3 жыл бұрын

Dern straight here where I live.

@nathansettlemyre7365 3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@minthemouth 10 ай бұрын

Totally agree with your #1 pick! Fun fact, it's good without cheese, too. (I know, sacrilege for a Southerner, but I'm severely lactose intolerant.)

@leongolgo9950 2 жыл бұрын

These are actually very helpful, thank you.

@rianaconklin6954 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I love it's a southern thing, but bless your rank is totally my favorite thing to watch lol, loved your video Matt, and I really love how your wife helps out, it's so sweet, it reminds me of how my husband would act if I filmed videos lol you are always so entertaining and enjoyable, thank you so much for sharing, I can't wait for your next video 😁👍

@shanedaley6236 3 жыл бұрын

I want to know how he got banned from that pizza hut

@MonkeyDefenceForce 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe that pizza hut had a buffet once and he went all into it, it kinda makes sense.

@EtaryaFae 3 жыл бұрын

Well, our Pizza Hut kinda sucked, so he didn’t miss out. The one a few towns over is better, but not much more. Feel him on the domino’s though. It’s right on the highway beside a gas station and is always available, but it’s our best pizza place. Though our Little Caesar’s in one of the best in the county especially if you get no sauce.

@Chyrnobyl66 Жыл бұрын

yea i switched to Marco's about 5 yrs ago when my son got a job delivering for them for a while. The pepperoni magnifico with 2 different types of pepperoni is amazing, and what i order everytime lol. Never gone back to pizza hut/dominoes since.

@angiebirdwell7069 Жыл бұрын

The fact that the text said “Hungy” Howies. Is awesome

@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 жыл бұрын

Gorbachev ended the USSR... all because he wanted Pizza Hut

@Munchkin_1408 3 жыл бұрын

Why did I think that Kim Jong-Un would not be here?

@nikkirockznikkirockz4158 3 жыл бұрын

Very interesting observation, dear Leader! :))

@danielflynn8530 3 жыл бұрын

What will it take for Kim Jung in to denounce his hierarchy. 5 GUYS IS THE ANSWER OR POPEYES CHICKEN SANDWICH

@gabriellekelly3462 3 жыл бұрын

You're literally every where Jong-Un

@ET-- 3 жыл бұрын

* frantically worships Supreme Leader *

@michaelcharles786 3 жыл бұрын

This may say way to much about me as a person, however I could sit and watch Matt eat and Bless Your Rank all day long! I have waited too long, I need another showdown between Matt & Calli on Back Porch Bickerin'!

@mrgreene3290 2 жыл бұрын

I've been a Papa John's pizza fan for years... the garlic butter is delish. But, then my neighborhood got Marco's Pizza with my favorite being the PEPPERONI MAGNIFICO which has two types of pepperoni (Pepperoni and our signature Old World Pepperoni) - yum! Marco's could use a garlic butter for sure.

@RefinedRandy Жыл бұрын

Marcos has Garlic Butter. Marcos pizza dipped in zesty ranch for the pizza part, and then their crust dipped in garlic butter is pure heaven. I also highly suggest adding the garlic sauce, parmesan, and Roma crust toppers when you order, bc they really elevate the crust and you can get multiple for free. Those 3 combined is my favorite combo for the crust toppers. Marcos has been my favorite pizza chain for well over 12 years now. Edit: also I think the Marcos garlic butter is way better than papa John's garlic butter bc it seems more.....real. Papa John's is like butter flavored plastic to me.

@BlazingHoundoomMC 2 жыл бұрын

So cici's has been doing delivery since at least 2015. And the olive is used to mark it as a delivery order for their pizza cutters to put it in the box and not to the buffet. I remember taking the olive off, but it could be there either because it was too busy, or them really cracking down on hygiene since covid. The weirder thing is that they had personal pan pizzas at ours and anchovies were an option, which made me have to swap out and wash the cutter and board every time.

@PillowMane 3 жыл бұрын

Little Caesar’s pizza may be low tier but their founder is such a quality person.

@princeofthomasville5638 3 жыл бұрын

I love there thin crust with extra sauce veggies as toppings if any

@Lol-rv5bv 3 жыл бұрын

It’s low tier but it’s one of my favorites mostly cause I’ve eaten it the most growing up

@chachwa9970 3 жыл бұрын

I mean they’re mid tier not the best not the worst and I grew up with Pizza Hut man their pizza is below average like the cheese is so weird

@hunbun28 3 жыл бұрын

We never had Little Caesars for a long time here in Canada. I do remember eating it when I went to Florida when I was a kid and we got a Little Caesars cup and I actually still have it. Their Pizza is not bad actually and the price is excellent. Their garlic bread and twisty bread our amazing especially their marinara sauce. But what I do like about the place is that there's a sign outside of the store that says { z please do not go through our garbage, if need to come inside and get something to eat } I don't remember exactly what it says, but basically it's saying if you can't afford it come in any way we will give you something to eat and drink. And Papa John's does the same thing for homeless people around here

@HariSeldon913 3 жыл бұрын

He should have paid the extra $1 for the 'best' option with extra cheese and pepperoni.

@scottnix4991 3 жыл бұрын

Who else needs to know the story behind Matt's lifetime ban from his local Pizza Hut?

@lindaseel8633 3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@rhondaj3154 3 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna need backstory details here....🧐

@dominickjustave3558 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@grzesiakart1808 3 жыл бұрын

Yessssssss

@susanmadden1096 3 жыл бұрын

I would like to know why Matt got banned from Pizza Hut!!!!!

@lilyannew.2946 Жыл бұрын

I live in North Carolina but moved from Maryland and this channle teaches me alot🤣🤣

@kelliesharpe1067 Жыл бұрын

We just moved from Townsend Tennessee where we’ve lived our whole lives to Greene County Tennessee because my husband got a job offer you just don’t turn down. And guess what I saw on like day 3 here???? GODFATHERS PIZZA! I damn near died! I broke down in tears and immediately bought one and bit into the taste of my teenaged years. Thank you Godfathers! Thank you!

@EmilyKira 3 жыл бұрын

16:35 ish... swapping the labels but not the slices made my OCD scream. LOL!

@migueldelmazo5244 3 жыл бұрын

Little Caesars: It's hot and fresh. The world: is it good? Little Caesars: you heard me.

@I_Use_Soap 3 жыл бұрын

HOT AND FRESH

@bethshadid2087 3 жыл бұрын

My late father in law God bless his heart for years that's all he ate. He'd go buy couple and add more toppings

@sewmeonekenobi639 3 жыл бұрын

Little Caesar’s pizza is frozen unless you get it customized.

@rgordier 3 жыл бұрын

@@sewmeonekenobi639 not even slightly true.

@sewmeonekenobi639 3 жыл бұрын

@@rgordier Well, that what the guy behind the counter told me. I guess he could have been lying.

@Hayes607 11 ай бұрын

Hunts brothers was my pizza while my family and I were stationed in Germany. So glad Volgeweh Air Base had that pizza.

@DeucesAceESP Жыл бұрын

We had a Marco's come to town in the past few years; and it immediately became the families favorite pizza.

@KS-ko9qt 3 жыл бұрын

We watch because it is relaxing and funny :) I'm not even from the South but I love watching this channel

@BunnySlippers82 3 жыл бұрын

Legend has it that Matt got banned from Pizza Hut for saying, "Gimme them peppies," and they took it the wrong way.

@terraglade 2 жыл бұрын

I watch because it’s 6am, my head hurts, the dog just vomited on the carpet so my room smells like cleaner, and I need a video while I try to relax again

@xxdrewxx6 2 жыл бұрын

Casey's owns the gas station pizza game, probably not in Alabama, but in the upper Midwest.🍕

@CM-qi1xs 3 жыл бұрын

“I live in the woods so I can’t get any of this” - I felt that

@Bacopa68 3 жыл бұрын

Round here we call Cici's "Feces". It's still good to go to.

@cpcoasternut 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty soon they will all be closed now going bankrupt

@AustinJASMR 2 жыл бұрын

6:32 The pizza slices the teachers give you during parties. Except I wouldn't know, because my classes always got popcorn.

@ak8990 Жыл бұрын

After my husband and I got bad food poisoning from Dominos we have never eaten there again. I only do Papa Johns or a local pizza chain called "Pizza Village" in Eastern NC. It has the most amazing pizza ever!

@tjl4688 3 жыл бұрын

"Cowabunga, my dude" Subtitle: *indistinct*

@bill4476 3 жыл бұрын

I would rather watch Matt rank toenail clippings from an Ethiopian village than watch football. Thank you for some real entertainment tonight.

@mrsbigmamayas3765 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I love you, I would watch it just for the novelty!

@orbeezy 3 жыл бұрын

Goofy

@usernameisusername 3 ай бұрын

Are you still alive?

@erichanson1678 Жыл бұрын

I'll admit that I don't have a ton of experience with delivery pizza or national pizza chain foods. I've certainly had some, though, certainly Pizza Hut, Dominoes, Papa John's, and several others. I think I can quite confidently say that my favorite widely accessible brand is Papa Murphy's. I know that categorically doesn't qualify to be in this video, as it at no point has ever been available for delivery (as far as I know) and is sort of apples-and-oranges in comparison as customers are responsible for baking it themselves, but the freshness and number of toppings, decent quality and fairly hefty quantity of cheese and sauce, plus respectable crust taste--in every category it's at least 'good', and in many it's truly 'great' in my ever-so-humble opinion. I don't believe I can say that for any other country-wide pizza chain.

@AbsyntheAndTears 11 ай бұрын

I love Papa Murphys!!

@brianbaswell5895 2 жыл бұрын

The little Mississippi town I live has a Marcos and they are good, they took Papa John's old store. I miss them! Out of our Dominos, Pizza Hut, and Hometown pizza; Marcos is the best. We used to have a Pizza Inn, it was good also.

@theegigisupreme 3 жыл бұрын

That Little Caesars crazy bread though. I can eat a whole bag! Was really hoping to see Donatos in the mix. We just got them here in NC a few years back. Better than all of those with Marcos maybe being an exception.

@jimmyseaver3647 2 жыл бұрын

If you're ordering Donato's, you're ordering them for their thin-crust. Second-to-none in terms of chain places.

@Lala_the_cheetah 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve never had donatos I also like in the goddamn woods. So what do I know

@UserName-ts3sp Жыл бұрын

donatos is where its at fr... im glad they're expanding outside of ohio

@momentomori1747 Жыл бұрын

Donatos is definitely the best. Too bad they closed their locations near where I live.

@MrDvv1cft Жыл бұрын

Little Caesars pizza is the best when it's fresh from the oven. Their crazy bread and Italian cheese bread is always #1

@graynano8695 3 жыл бұрын

My husband and I used to have a Mr Jim's franchise (RIP mr Jim...very nice guy in person) anyway, when we were at work and bored, we would order from different pizza delivery places just to see the confusion on the delivery dudes face when he delivered a pizza to a delivery pizza shop....it was fantastic! And yes, we tipped very very well

@matthewhammond9575 2 жыл бұрын

I love this idea 😂

@seanc3362 2 жыл бұрын

Same, I was a delivery driver and would order a pizza to our store, got to know the drivers of the other stores. Was guaranteed employment. LOL

@Deerslayer3000 2 жыл бұрын

Of course it’s midnight when I’m watching this and now im freaking starving for pizza

@RogueA007 Жыл бұрын

I have fond memories of Hungry Howie's when I went to university in Florida, in which it was the only pizza shop within walking distance of my campus. The delivery drivers for other chains usually screwed up delivering to the dorms. I ate a lot of their Hawaiian pizzas, which is why I don't like the combination today all that much *lol* But, if you asked me what my favorite 'chain' pizza is, you didn't cover it - Round Table Pizza. King Arthur's Supreme is *chef's kiss*. Otherwise a lot of folk in the NW like either yuppie "NY Style Pizza" chains where one slice is a gajillion dollars (vs NYC where I remember getting a huge slice of cheap pepperoni for a dollar), or 'take and bake' places like Papa Murphy's. Oh, and MOD PIzza which gives me horrible indigestion.

@KittenCat2223 3 жыл бұрын

I work at a Domino's. The little pizza sprinkles your talking about, it's corn meal. We use cornmeal to stretch the dough. Then it gets cooked and that cooked cornmeal sticks to the crust.

@FmlitsAJ 3 жыл бұрын

A well-made, fresh Marco’s Pizza has got to be my favorite pizza and their cheesy bread is really good too.

@Daeavorn Жыл бұрын

back in 2011 they still made their own sauce in store so that is nice to see. they also made their own dough, and we had a huge mixer in the back.

@brentwaldschmidt2009 3 ай бұрын

Still do, and their cheesy jalapeño sauce is out of this world good

@bigskybob 2 жыл бұрын

the whole "it's a Yankee thing" earned my like today.

@jakegordon99 3 жыл бұрын

Dominoes dust is what makes them number one for me

@patrickprosser8227 3 жыл бұрын

Marco's is some seriously tasty pizza. By far and away the best crust.

@jasonsulewski8215 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely.

@mathuff2255 3 жыл бұрын

And if you add the crust flavors it's really good

@Bimorcomics 3 жыл бұрын

Are there any NOT connected to a Family Video? Every Marco’s I’ve seen (Southern Illinois) was in the same building and shut down before the Family Video parent shuttered.

@punkyy08 3 жыл бұрын

@@Bimorcomics the one I used to go to in college was connected to a family video until the video store shut down. I had never seen a Marco’s before so I didn’t even realize it was a common thing

@RiceaRoni354 3 жыл бұрын

Jetts

@helheimrgaming2547 Жыл бұрын

I annoy my boss weekly with “That’s Amore” lmao

@mattyice782 Жыл бұрын

“If this is a Walmart parking lot? A+. But it’s a pizza.” 😂😂

@kins5768 3 жыл бұрын

*me ordering dominoes at 5 minutes into this video*

@cyndinelson6263 3 жыл бұрын

We opted for stuffed crust Papa John’s because we had a coupon.

@trythinking6676 3 жыл бұрын

Domino's sucks. Worked there for 8 years.

@Midnightsadv1bez 3 жыл бұрын

@@trythinking6676 It sucks for you but for others (like me) I think it is my 3rd fav pizza place.

@jamesanderson6373 3 жыл бұрын

*dominos

@hayleywharton6201 2 жыл бұрын

"Just look for the one with the most shiplap." Lol love the dig on that trend. So true!

@DioDiablo702 Жыл бұрын

I lost it when the Cici's pizza came out 🤣

@chrish424 Жыл бұрын

Existential bit was funniest yet 😂😂

@Sathtana 3 жыл бұрын

Marco's makes the dough and sauce in house. Source: I helped open one in my town before leaving for college.

@RayBanVision13 3 жыл бұрын

Was a GM at Marco’s during college. I can confirm this. Still my favorite pizza.

@tb2324 3 жыл бұрын

Marcos is my favorite pizza.

@bustermcthundernut 2 жыл бұрын

They are the best chain pizza

@travisturner2725 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: The black olive on the Cici's Pizza is how the cooks tell the cutter that the pizza is to go...Still wack

@trevortaylor1573 3 жыл бұрын

Is it seriously???

@travisturner2725 3 жыл бұрын

@@trevortaylor1573 Yep, not even a local thing, it's literally in the training videos

@monkeyballs512 3 жыл бұрын

What if I wanted black olives on my pizza and I wanted it to eat in the restaurant?

@noahhastings6145 3 жыл бұрын

@@monkeyballs512 No

@eddyflo2978 3 жыл бұрын

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@stormrider9288 Жыл бұрын

As an Oregonian, I find this man amazing, thank you for your content, good sir.

@XiahouJoe 2 жыл бұрын

Never heard of Marco's till we spent last week in Georgia and its everywhere around Atlanta and Columbus.

@AverytheCubanAmerican 3 жыл бұрын

"Which Delivery Pizza Place is the Best?" Me: *Krusty Krab*

@avkpowell8113 3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes

@avkpowell8113 3 жыл бұрын

The krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and meeeeeeeee

@wyattwilliams2457 3 жыл бұрын

You are everywhere

@awesomeglitterunicornag 3 жыл бұрын

YAAAAAAS! Kristy KrAaAaAaAaAaAAaaaaAAAAAB kRaAaAaAaAaAaaAaaAAAAaaAaAAaaB PIZZA!!!!!!!!!

@saffiegirl4158 3 жыл бұрын

Naw. They always be forgetting your Diet Dr. Kelp.