I can beat up an 11 year old Pokémon trainer if he doesn't use his Pokémon. 🤣

No need to talk about Sephiroth. We lose that

One note to sephiroth's theme starts playing and we would immediately crap ourselves

I’m stepping on Olimar bro😂

Bro, even just talking to Wario is a fate worse than death.

The planet level Pac-Man thing is from a completely separate timeline, and basically has nothing to do with the Pac-Man presented in Smash. That being said, Pac-Man 256 does give him a power-up where he can turn anyone around him into cherries, so we still lose.

Most of these are (for me at the every least) dependant based on if weapons and/or magic is allowed or if its a hand to hand fight.

Never thought I'd ever hear your voice.

Like Joker, the P4 protagonist needs to throw you into a TV to use his powers. However, the P3 protagonist could literally wait til Dark Hour and win. Unlike the Metaverse or Midnight Channel, the Dark Hour is out for blood

Nah, I'd Lose

Seeing that fire emblem characters are all from strategy games and often can be killed by generic human enemies, they are all beatable with some strategy except for byleth who can reverse time even upon death.

yeah a lot of that checks out lol. though I feel like there could have been a fifth category, one like "you *could* win, but you would be greatly injured from the fight" Since some characters like Steve, Ivysaur, young/toon links, Banjo, the belmonts, and min-min could be close if you get your hands on the right tools and traps into the right plan. ... at least, for the theoretical peak human that we're running these against, lol

"Would you lose?" "Yeah I'm cooked"

Dude, that Hunt:Showdown footage really threw me off guard :D

Voice reveal pog.

None, im out of shape. Maybe pichu if i had shock resitant clothing

Yeah I would probably lose against almost all of them except the robot

I'm very... VERY DEAD WITH ALL ☠️☠️☠️

Game & Watch is 2D, that's an automatic win for him because I can't even see him

Kirby is sure one easy-looking fella, but whatever god-like powers he hides from you is worse than what you think.

But Smash Bros characters are just toys...

Great video!

Young Link can literally destroy me with a stick or a glass

The Bayo explanation was my fav, gahdamn I'm down bad.😂

Did I miss something or have you revealed your voice?

Possible strategies to have odds more in your favor. Pokémon's and animals that would fit as Pokémon (like Yoshi) or plant-like character : homemade incendiaries. All minor fighters : The Van Strategy. Pit (and possibly Dark Pit) : Call Kratos. Luigi : psychological warfare.

Nintendo Unity voice reveal pog

The fun part is most of these characters are actually super chill so it would be more fun to just hang out. The villains obviously do not fall into said category. Also wrong right out the box but not a big surprise.

Paper Mario is the same as Mario, but let's ignore that or we are getting a fate worse than death

I mean, I'd prefer to consider Olimar at a more Smash-style scale than canon size, because I think it makes more sense to compare like that (getting into canon sizes really gets mucky since some of these chararcters have wildly variable canon sizes). That said, Olimar still loses as long as you get him away from his Pikmin.

Quick question:why didn't they make it so that for pokemon trainers alts, its actually other protagonists from the pokemon series rather then just a recolour

Ok i was not expecting to hear Christopher lee upon opening this video

Nintendo unity with commentary Huh?

I argue Wii fit trainer would beat people or require strategy, sure she’s human but she’s a very athletic human

I would say that Snake, Zero Suit Samus, half the Fire Emblem roster, Captain Falcon (Without items), Joker (In the "real" world), and possibly the mario roster (if you are permitted to use the items that have boosted their stats); this of course is assuming you are a peak health and optimal human combatant. Many of these would definitely require items. Everyone else in the "You Lose" tier, would wipe the floor with the strongest human on Earth. MewTwo might as well be considered proto Gygas, since that's what Gygas started out as in Mother 1 / Earthbound Zero. Kirby's so powerful, that he would wag his finger at any human opponent. Sephiroth... well you better hope Shulk stops him from blowing up the Earth.

Nice concept, but realistically speaking even a baby solos all fiction

The Miis, it would be a fair fight, and after that, we'll be buddies. We'd go bowling together, drive go-karts and eat ham and cheese toasties.

Hmm... where have I've seen that Thumbnail before? 🤔

No one can kill a gorilla with their hands so good job dk

Realistically, as humans we cannot even handle Isabelle

Yeah, no words needed for Sephy even if you are a Gigachad facing him.

Rob-

What happens if a human has military experience and training? Meaning combat training, firearms, tactics, stealth, pretty much how the military trains soldiers, and its Training from the US Military

I would have put Rosalina under Fate Worse Than Death, she basically rules the cosmos and could trap you in a black hole or freeze you in time or whatever.

I can't beat any of them,they'd all kill me very fast!

Unless the Pokemon Trainer is Ash who can pick up a massive tree and hurl it and jump like 80 feet in the air.

Technically if you fight Bowser on his bridge, you can "win" the fight by reaching the axe, though he will survive the lava. He's basically invincible, so if he manages to hit you before you reach the axe, or if you're fighting him in any other environment, he will easily murder you.

Seeing that the majority of them would defeat me or anyone, there’s no way I would win

Your logic about video game inventories not really translating to the strength of the characters isn't necessary when talking about Minecraft characters, since the world canonically works on its own laws of physics, when items are put into your inventory they essentially lose all weight and mass. Not to mention that the mere act of touching something with the intent to harm does damage, there's no real strength involved in it.

Title:Which Smash Character Can You Beat In A Fight Me:Probably Only Isabelle And Vilager But Probably Slayer Will Hunt Me Later

I'd punt Olimar ngl

Pikachu has the ability static so that means if you lay hands on him you're getting paralysed

Why is this the first time hearing unitys voice…?

Nothing stands a chance against Kirby

We're not looking at a Ghostly Adventures Pac-Man, an alternate Pac-Man, but not the original Pac-Man. XD

I'd still find a way to lose against Olimar.

The only ones we can reasonably beat, are the ice climbers, rob, olimar, and Mr game and watch.

Isabelle can just summon Doom to beat you up tho

lol Sephiroth I'd say on a one-on-one sword fight, a skilled swordman could take on characters like Marth, Lucina, and Roy (who is only 15). Chrom and Ike would be more difficult and Robin could read your every move, but they could still be possible. Corrin's sword is a chainsaw and Byleth can rewind time, so that's a nope.

To be honest kirby is so kind he would probabily let you win if you dont steal his cake ofc

Link, no diff.

I can beat Sephiroth EZ. Honestly, I don't see why everyone is scared of him. Did you see how easy he was in SMG4?

Overkill many of the smash characters has great feats so yea

With my awareness of the fact that all of the fighters and assist trophies in Smash are nothing more than a bunch of toys brought to life by an entity who represents a child’s imagination, would I be able to gain some advantage over the very fabric of Smash’s reality and universe in question by taking advantage of the fact that they’re just a bunch of toys brought to life? Should I collect the toys? Collect them and take control of them perhaps? Or better yet, have them and all of those “Spirits” that exist in Ultimate be assimilated into my very being or is that just a bad idea? Similar to a video game character who takes full advantage of their awareness of the fourth wall by directly interacting with and manipulating the fourth wall and the entire game itself? Hell, with the very cosmic awareness of Smash Bros just being nothing more than a video game, you could have some form of advantage over the entire game itself and the programming/coding that makes up its whole reality. You could probably go as far as to manipulate its game files and “delete” certain assets or destroy the game’s entire universe, which is what I contemplate doing. *Sigh* I’m just thinking like Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club or how Flowey managed to take over the entire game of Undertale at the end of the neutral route really. Oh, what am I thinking? I’m just going too far with all of this.

I'm a psychic type and I'm super effective against Little Mac

11:16 💀

Agreed

I had a dream that i was a low mid teir in smash. I had things i do irl but exagerated. Also we just get trashed in this vid

I say Kazuya would of been at fate worse than death, he would have fun tossing us over a cliff too many times

If palworld is anything to go off of I win against all pokemon except Mewtwo. Maybe lucario as well. Edit: greninja as well.

Meanwhile... inside the game of SSBU, Steve f*****d all... XD

Not gonna mention snake 🤣

Ain’t nobody beating Goku 🗣️🔥💯

You just did a voice reveal.

Ok but they each smash bros fighter win against goku? (1v1 each)

Remember, as a wise man on KZfaq mentioned, Kirby is canonically 8 inches tall, and since we don't emit those shockwaves that Kirby can inhale, easy win

15:20 That’s incorrect. Rosalina’s magic is only putting a shield on the observatory to protect it from asteroids. The stars Mario collected is what made the observatory move faster than light (just play Galaxy…)

I would just eat Kirby like Bubble Gum

Short answer:Nope Long answer: I'll let someone else do it.

I do no screw around them

I’ve beat them all before this video came out Also 69th comment

On the note of Kirby characters, Kirby is canonically about 8 inches tall. That doesn't mean Kirby *couldn't* absorb you but it would take special items to do so. As for Meta Knight and King Dedede, they could certainly damage you but most anybody would still be far bigger than them. You could grab 'em, one in each hand, and bash their heads against each other like toys. Captain Falcon is also a bounty hunter. Idk about yall but I def wouldn't be able to stand against hardened criminals. *But Falcon made it his job to hunt them out*. Plus future tech and lightning quick reflexes given that he regularly races cars going hundreds of kilometer/mile/speed per hour.

I have to disagree about Mr. Game & Watch being beatable. That's like saying you can defeat a living toon character or Jim Carey's "The Mask." Also with planning, you could beat Bulbasaur with a makeshift fire weapon. The only Pokémons on the list, that would win against a human are MewTwo, Charzard, Incineroar, Lucario, and Greninja.

We cant beat ash, mewtwo has to block ash’s punch

I can probably beat the dog from Animal Crossing.

omg you can talk

I can beat everyone, nor am I human. I am kirby

I’d beat ROB, if he’s the toy and not the way he is in Smash, and maybe a Mii if they are just a normal person. But otherwise I’d get my shit rocked. Some people might say they can beat Duck Hunt Dog. But they forget that he has a sniper helping him and other armed gunmen as well. Some people say Villager. Which is possible. Just be sure he doesn’t land a hit with his hatchet or smash your skull with a bowling ball. The Mii Fighters all have powerful and deadly weapons or are just incredibly skilled martial artists. The only one I would probably beat without issue that I have no right to beat is Mega Man. Because he wouldn’t kill a human and he’d forfeit the fight. So you wouldn’t have to fight him. (If he didn’t he would easily kill anyone who faces him. Even if they had weapons or explosives) No one is beating Wario. Guy can just say no to death and gains powers from being injured. Donkey Kong would punch someone so hard they’d splatter on the moon. Diddy would rip a human apart like any normal ape/monkey can. He’s just got the increased strength of being a video game protagonist. So he is way stronger than any normal monkey or ape. Pichu would kill someone by accident. Wii Fit Trainer would probably put up a decent fight against anyone if it’s just hand to hand. Little Mac has fought people that punch down buildings or punch bulls so hard they go flying over the horizon. He’s not being beaten by any normal people or any person using a gun. Min Min is the same as well. Actually she’d be worse to fight because of her weapons and dragon arm. Ness fought a cosmic horror and survived. Lucas has a Franklin Badge and he’s fought dinosaurs and cyborg dinosaurs and other horrific monsters and pig nazi soldiers and won. Steve is like Villager but worse as he has TNT and other weapons beyond an axe. He has a sword, bow, and pick axe. And it doesn’t take him long to make them either. And he could potentially splash you with lava he has in a bucket. Any mascot protagonist is generally super human by default. So Mario, Luigi, and Banjo would just splatter a normal man or woman with one punch.

Normal fairy type and fairy types are weak to steel just get a rusty knife

You need to be the best out of the best swordfighters to beat sephiroth on your just done for cause he’s basically the face of death ☠☠☠☠☠

But I could talk them into letting me win 😉✨💁‍♀

I can squat up against Bowser Jr, he looks easy to push off his clown car and beat

Me

I think i loose to eveyone exept for the very small thing like olimar or pichu (even if pichu can be harmfull)

Nah, we’d win every battle with no issue. We just can turn off or unplug the console, and they will be gone.

There Is No Way Your Winning Against Mr Game And Watch

Ah yes so FE characters can parry rockets?

You can just jump on Bowser Jr.s head three times, and you win.

23:23 There was no explanation from Sephiroth why is that.

Yep. Nintendo Unity proves once again how being a human is the most pathetic thing you can be. Change my mind.