ASMR - The IMPOSSIBLE Cognitive Screening Test (will you pass?)

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Жыл бұрын

You 100% won't be able to pass THIS Cognitive Screening Test!
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Пікірлер: 211

@blazerer2424 Жыл бұрын

I don't think I have ever been bullied by an ASMR video before 🤔

@hushvirginia Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@EleventhFloorBelfry Жыл бұрын

As a Brit, I didn't expect to have so much trouble being asked who the previous Prime Minister was. It's all been a blur these past few years.

@wgrandbois Жыл бұрын

Or, in Truss's case, few months.

@emadallie3721 Жыл бұрын

That's how they like it, blurry

@EternalFinity Жыл бұрын

boris johnson?

@jameslappin9896 Жыл бұрын

In fact, by the time you’ve typed this it could have changed at least twice

@ineptwizzard Жыл бұрын

I think it was a lettuce?

@TRLAuthor Жыл бұрын

Someone had way too much fun putting this together.

@WhisperAudiosASMR Жыл бұрын

😅

@andrewq159 Жыл бұрын

@@WhisperAudiosASMR Are there 40 squares? One that's 4x4, four that are 3x3, nine that are 2x2, eighteen that are single squares & eight small ones? 1+4+9+18+8=40.

@Keapix Жыл бұрын

I suspect I’ve had a rapid cognitive decline 😂

@tentacleenjoyer8109 Жыл бұрын

I know I have

@BeautyIsJustAMask Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I don't have to take a cognitive test irl because if someone spoke to me like this I would melt 😂

@pawewasilewski1930 Жыл бұрын

The impossible test: Can you name a current UK royal [family member] who isn't surrounded by controversy?

@broslicetim 4 ай бұрын

The corgi

@neilleng9188 3 ай бұрын

Princess Anne.!

@JamesChurchill Жыл бұрын

"Can you tell me the season in Singapore?" "No" "Correct."

@br-v388 Жыл бұрын

I'm pleased to report I aced every question and am NOT lying about that and typing this while curled up in the fetal position crying.

@DukeNukem2417 Жыл бұрын

Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible things before breakfast. Also, I think this test was meant for Time Lords, or at least one in particular.

@analogicparadox Жыл бұрын

I think that was the queen?

@lucygee804 Жыл бұрын

the news existential dread question made me laugh out loud

@judicator375 Жыл бұрын

How do you say windy in ancient greek? me: PFFT.

@horshack1973 7 ай бұрын

I absolutely love being immaculately soothing and ridiculously silly at the same time.

@MiraCrest-gi7bv Жыл бұрын

This is strangely a super tingly, creative, and hilarious experience! That peach and blue combination is very pleasing to the eyes too.

@lenn55 Жыл бұрын

Looking forward to watching this before bed tonight!

@miguelsantos84 Жыл бұрын

Perfect way to start the day, yesterday here in Portugal we celebrated Mother's day and I spent the day with my mom and she loved it, I need more days like those. Wishing you a great week. :)

@montanarose4622 Жыл бұрын

Your voice just melts my headaches, I could (and do) watch this series on repeat forever! Oh, and my Z words were zephyrs, zealous, zestier, zoology and zesting (?).

@jimballard1186 Жыл бұрын

Oh, the slow soft-spoken. I could listen to it all night. If phone books still exist in the UK, I would listen to you reading it in a slow, soft-spoken.

@mosaicmind88 Жыл бұрын

I laughed the whole way through! Made my day.

@verisimiliar Жыл бұрын

Even the challenging ones are being passed easily since I have practiced REALLY much... 😂

@Tabbylover55 Жыл бұрын

Omg, such a funny ASMR video! I'm not falling asleep though, I'm too busy laughing so hard, so this is a most wonderful fail 😂

@robertgriffith4575 Жыл бұрын

It's always a joy listening to your posts, I use these while working to occupy my overly driven mind 😁🤙

@Sweeney1215 Жыл бұрын

Ppp

@imsorrythankyouplease7613 Жыл бұрын

Qqq

@helenabillie1143 Жыл бұрын

The first question (“What is windy in ancient Greek”) made me think about Cutebunny’s Greek Teacher video😁💜

@WhisperAudiosASMR Жыл бұрын

Yes!!! Omg !! You got the reference!!!

@382ideal Жыл бұрын

No clue how you have "only" 200k subs, your voice and ideas are magnificent

@scottandrewhorne4655 Жыл бұрын

I Have Just Had These Videos From This Wonderful Woman Recommended To Me By You Tube And Not Only Is This Woman Beautiful Her Asmr Is AMAZING X

@rainwalks4723 Жыл бұрын

I call rigged test, according to the Mayan calendar we're in oblivion because the world ended already. 😂

@southwestwifarm3516 Жыл бұрын

Somehow in this one I got ASMR triggers and anxiety at the same time 😂😂😂

@VentiChaiLatte Жыл бұрын

YAYYY! Impossible or not I’m takin it! love the cognitive tests!!!

@itsjohnthomas Жыл бұрын

Another day, another upload 👏

@CichyASMR 4 ай бұрын

What a fantastic and relaxing voice!

@intense_pickle Жыл бұрын

The calming, smooth, sultry British accent just makes you want to do whatever she says doesn't it...DOESN'T IT. :P

@lucasthornton6794 Жыл бұрын

Imagining the Being powerful enough to ace this test

@UltraSonic737 Жыл бұрын

Her: *puts up a complex math equation for one minute*7:22 Her: "Can you tell me what the answer is?" Me: "Applesauce." Her: *writes down my answer* "Okay...perfect." I'm a genius. 🤓

@kewas_asmr Жыл бұрын

Damn those questions... I find it so funny. Failed at the first one already :D I love the way you look at the camera after asking the question with the head nod like: "Now go you little stupid bi*ch" You literally are bullying me into sleep 😂

@WhisperAudiosASMR Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@lordyhgm1801 3 ай бұрын

The equation is the Erdös-Straus conjecture, it’s clearer when written as 4/n = 1/a + 1/b + 1/c as I spent a while trying figure out how you could have absolutes like that before recognising it and checking it was what I thought it was. The actual conditions are 1 =< a =< b =< c, since the solution will always 2 or greater. The easiest solution is a=1, b=2, c=2 which produces 4/n = 4/2, but the conjecture is something to do with there always being a positive interger solution. Maths KZfaq used to have a grip on me I swear

@elliotandrew3576 Жыл бұрын

Being a classics major, I thought I had this in the bag after the first question. Oh boy we went downhill fast

@Logan.watches Жыл бұрын

My love, why did I feel like was hearing an AI sometimes? Btw you really made feel that I shouldve taken school & University more seriously. 😂 I love you as always.. ❤

@JasonFanelli Жыл бұрын

Alternate Title: "The Cognitive Test Administrator's Last Day Before Retirement"

@XYZeNxghtmxre Жыл бұрын

I was like wait that equation looks familiar. It took me a minute to realize you pulled a sneaky sneaky 😂

@Nick_792 Жыл бұрын

Impossible you say? Well I say believe in the Impossible! 💪 But then watch me fail this test!!🤣

@ericc6820 4 ай бұрын

I needed to be humbled a bit so thank you

@roneteus Жыл бұрын

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. 😴

@carolynswiszczart Жыл бұрын

Tingles and laughter!

@Lucas-hh2rs Жыл бұрын

So that’s how Cognitive Screening Tests for general AIs are going to be ... LOL

@SUAVE_AMIGO-X Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for the helpful relaxing enjoyable entertaining video!❤🥰

@Profile__1 Жыл бұрын

Dude how are you so naturally comforting? Even the way you blink makes me wanna relax and just fall asleep.

@spitsmuis4772 Жыл бұрын

I lost it at "and the second word... without moving your lips" 😂

@gmac673 Жыл бұрын

Beautiful woman with a soothing voice and a great accent. I think I'm in love!

@that1guy335 Жыл бұрын

Was this done in a single take?

@WhisperAudiosASMR Жыл бұрын

Mostly! 😁

@floverdevel Жыл бұрын

Perfect voice 👌🏻

@MorikaASMR Жыл бұрын

Started out bad and didn't improve much! I definitely didn't pass this cognitive test 😂

@Justin-gu9my Жыл бұрын

The „1 squared“ made the second equation way too complicated

@MrPiotrV Жыл бұрын

I neeeeeeed the answers to these questions!

@billwilliams5352 Жыл бұрын

I had to spell antidisestablishmentarianism for extra credit in 6th grade.

@christiannakruger Жыл бұрын

I had to spell hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia in sign language in 5th grade. I wish I was joking 😖🤦🏻‍♀️

@KOS_Nova Жыл бұрын

We should fear the person who gets a perfect score on this.

@estellesstories7467 Жыл бұрын

Uproariously hilarious! Thank you.

@jordanroby94 Жыл бұрын

This actually put me to sleep LOL

@jons2cool1 Жыл бұрын

I'm 7 minutes in and the only one I got right so far is the ancient greek for wind lol. Thank you Maryanne hahaha. The math equation I chatted with my AI on it for like 20 minutes lol. You have to know an algebraic identity for one step. You'd have to be very clever to solve it without help. Let alone in 60 seconds hahaha.

@knaussenheimer Жыл бұрын

after only question 2, yep i'm gonna fail this

@blackhawk-kf8kq Жыл бұрын

I knew the twilight ones. I'm surprised at how many people don't know them.

@kbird6208 Жыл бұрын

How on Earth did you do this with a straight face? I do know my geographical coordinates though!

@johnryan1386 Жыл бұрын

OMG I feel so dumb, but the tingles! 😅

@P6009D Жыл бұрын

8:21 The answer in fractional form is (-734704/5) or in decimal form (-146940.8)

@charleswhite758 4 ай бұрын

There is a fortune to be made by someone from opening a cranial nerve examination clinic on every high-street.

@vikramm5908 Жыл бұрын

failed because i couldn't focus on the lesson 😢😅 Beautiful hair btw, love this look ❤

@wolffromthejungle3894 Жыл бұрын

I found one word! Zealous. For examole, Dr Hastings is very zealous.

@THEUNKNOWNTROOPER1399 11 ай бұрын

This test was from the Fallout Universe! You really have to take your time and think through the process. But wow this was an interesting test.

@ASMRMusings Жыл бұрын

Damn, I didn’t even comment last night when I watched it. I am so sorry! Big fail!! Haha thx for the vid!

@MtlCstr Жыл бұрын

And I was worried this would be difficult.

@Hunt3r2k Жыл бұрын

WOW that was a tough one, almost didnt make it 😅

@atticstattic Жыл бұрын

Sometimes, all one can do is surrender to the impossible

@shanenolan5625 Жыл бұрын

Thanks, Charlette. Ancient Greek 😆. Blue suits you.

@accord9366 Жыл бұрын

🤗Thanks

@antekpiekutosky818 Жыл бұрын

Beautiful clip ! ❤❤❤ perfect by clip .. asmr in office working - sorting and ripping old papers, documents your beautiful hands...Can You make that clip?

@CardPlayingStrategies Жыл бұрын

I can't remember those 3 words. I'm still stuck on how you pronounce "controversy".

@JayMeasom Жыл бұрын

What is windy in ancient greek....... i was gone after that 😂

@zawarudo6805 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, who passes the test is now a Mentat

@Josh-ol7jg Жыл бұрын

I bet those are NICE

@MayaLove777 4 ай бұрын

You weren't lying when you said it's impossible lol

@martijn0797 Жыл бұрын

So... insomnia made me draw up a roster.. the man in the green house has the fish 😆

@sleepysweetart Жыл бұрын

Ma'am im dyslexic 😭✌ (thats why i wont even try but just sleep lol💖)

@ceno10101 Жыл бұрын

Starting the video: I got this. After about 5 questions: I don't got this.

@johndunlap1211 Жыл бұрын

One does not often get to use their Koine Greek!

@Gorthour1 Жыл бұрын

I got a perfect score on my first try! Still to easy lol.

@Gorthour1 Жыл бұрын

Not really haha. This one kicked my ass. Love your content, keep it coming!

@NetRolller3D Жыл бұрын

Anyone else noticed the anticipation error in the tongue twister ("imazhinary" the 2nd time)?

@NanoScream Жыл бұрын

"What is your answer?" Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@StarWarsSurvivalist Жыл бұрын

Love the shirt.

@Wierdorob Жыл бұрын

I think this test was written for Sherlock or Spencer Reid.

@aaronjones198130 2 ай бұрын

Have as much faith in yourself as Charlette has in her shirt buttons!

@jameslappin9896 Жыл бұрын

10:30 I was wondering where that was going

@ogre1244 Жыл бұрын

Do we get the answers for the math portion and the fish riddle? The brit has the fish.

@LW114YT Жыл бұрын

I think the german has the fish, the brit has the birds

@John-tz2tx Жыл бұрын

The man who drinks water owns the fish

@MrRasta3600 Жыл бұрын

What a cognitive test would be like in the perfect Meet the Robinsons future. 😂

@rillip3 Жыл бұрын

Auto play took me 8 minutes into the next video before I realized it was a new video so... I'm pretty sure I failed

@chrisclarke8150 Жыл бұрын

Just ‘WOW’ for your natural beauty 🥰

@DannysMyNanny Жыл бұрын

What's the answer 7:20

@rvs90 Жыл бұрын

How crazy am I for recognizing that sentence is from "Blindness" by José Saramago?😅

@WhisperAudiosASMR Жыл бұрын

🤌

@damascus21 Жыл бұрын

Can anybody solve that equation in this comment section? Im actually curious cuz I don't even know how to read it. Looks like absolute value signs are in the wrong place 😅

@MrEgorchikZ Жыл бұрын

Yeah, couldn't even understand notation

@nothing0062 Жыл бұрын

You can't solve it. It's the Erdös-Straus conjecture.