Good ol Squidward

@@konzentrationsmangel7932 I feel bad for him.

I can buy canned bread.... *I'm on it*

I clicked on this video to see if any comments like this were here.. I was not disappointed 😂😂

Canned coochie

Join the club.

Right?

OhmyGod, same 😂

Same

Came here for the fake SD cards and stayed for cans.

I guess if you need to get a higher octane fuel in a pinch, just add some canned bread to your gas tank.

@@jwalster9412 I suspect the % of the alcohol wasn't enough to use it like that. I'd argue 30-40% should suffice for preservation. 60-70% water is a bit much to use as a fuel additive sadly. :(

Long story short ur dad's a liar I was in Swiss army too and that didn't happen Don of liar

Yo daddy sucked a lot of dik, Swiss roll

All this helps with the incoming Zombie attack. I’m prepared are you?

Yes.

“Bob Ross of random shit”

Lol

Perfect .

He lost his son to the pull tabs

I mean hasn't everyone been hurt by a pull tab at one time or another?

I cannot open a can of soda without getting hurt. So I use a paper towel.

@@soniccookie655 i use the handle end of a spoon or fork

Edward Coomer ok what the actual f*ck

Please, yes

I read this at the moment he was saying it in the video. Made me chuckle.

only if its spelt in english not freedomlish

expl0sive 29 what are you getting at

@@ripleycastle5668 the over use of z in American english.

Lol

YES! Yes... of course malt it was silly he he he :S

I thought he said mold too. I'm thinking then why are you going to eat it? I guess British and American tastes are quite different. LOL! ;)

That English accent .....

Frans Lebin semen with potatos

Ty Franklin 😂You said it!

It feels he's just lucky to get the better tasting stuff? Ashens seems to wind up not liking or even throwing up most of the canned stuff he gets lol

@@chucheeness7817 Nah, more like he's actually getting things that are in date, Ashens on the other hand... :P

@@cujoedaman that canned chicken gives me nightmare

@@testytest3083That chicken was a crime scene.

Yes

'Yes' is what I was about to comment...

Yes

yes

Both. But the length of a standard moment varies depending what system you use.

But it doesn't come sliced...

@@PandemoniumMeltDown do you not know how to slice bread?

@@SirConfectionery All you need is a canned knife.

@@gnomevoyeur you made me laugh hard

I keep ramen in the cupboard along with frozen spinach usually and I got so happy finding a tub of dehydrated veggies so it doesnt feel like I'm trying to salt the feelings even though I have less than 4 packages a year since they changed the processing. Ive noticed eating light (soups instead of stew) helps keep that sick glum feeling away incase you havent had something

@@benson4u215 I need to be careful with my simple carb intake which makes super carb heavy things like ramen a bit problematic for me, and soups don't really leave me filled at all. ;u; My best bet healthwise is something that at the very least provides protein alongside the carbs since I can rarely avoid them entirely. Stuff like the bread in this store could be extremely helpful there because dark breads tend to have complex carbs. Together with some protein that can be very longterm filling without being a risk for me. I basically am at risk for insulin resistance, and that's why this is such a huge concern for me. I've managed to lower the risk considerably through dietary changes and weight loss but depressive phases especially make that really difficult.

It can also help with my eating disorder cuz i barley eat and having quick small things would be nice instead of cooking big things and taking 1 bite of them

Get yourself a cook :)

fruits and vegetables either baked or vacuum-sealed are also excellent choices. most of it tastes pretty amazing, keeps a while, and is also nutritious! plus, eating crunchy foods is fun, which is always a slight mood boost for me

TheRev0 me too!

So much yes.

It looked like he might cut his thumb off

It just made me very uncomfortable 😂

He's British, he also called it a " parcel" lol

@@hansbrackhaus8017 MMM. MMMM. Cow Pies!

@@hansbrackhaus8017 in my area pigs are more common. Mmmm hog confinement air..especially on days they pump the manure onto neighboring fields. Only the freshest of country air.

ocean style bread sounds awesome

what it means is that it is a farmers bread, the type traditionally made and consumed on a farm.

Pumpernickel lol!!! Love it

@@trishabayley6669 Usually, Pumpernickel has s good amount of moisture in it and as I know it, it usually comes sliced thin. I like it okay, but it's really hard to compare it to bread made from mostly flour because Pumpernickel has so many literal whole grains and are much more heterogenous, with high contrast between the somewhat fluffy zones and the dense whole grains

Yeah, but can you open sqare cans with a can opener? I seriously dunno.

@@stricklandpropane7090 Probably not. But they could have made one of those 'pully' things, lol.

@@stricklandpropane7090 Technically, Spam comes in a cuboid can with very radiussed edges, probably irradiated as well but oh well, Spam shall be Spam. (no spam intended, but I just punned, sorry)

@@PandemoniumMeltDown SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMMITY SPAM

@@stricklandpropane7090 It's a "tin opener". Fizzy drinks come in a can. Everything else comes in a tin. And yes, this comment was important.

I second this, I enjoy the q&a’s sprinkled throughout videos but I am very interested in a draw my life type of video

I don’t know...it would be enjoyable, but I think part of Mr.Shrimp’s charm is his mysteriousness...

he is former MI6 agent

Y2K?

Y2K...YOU STOCKED UP FOR THE FALL OF THE COMPUTERS....LOL

Gotta be Y2k.

That's a rather odd obsession.

It matches his shirt.

Same

Looks like giant washi tape, I guess now. I always really liked it too.

I don't no wear to look🤣😂😂🤣

Nice hiss.

Something new or something old, ok cool see ya

Nice!

Ah yes SteveMRE i love that guy he's great.

Alright. Cool. See ya 😂

Prostitution on wheels? How very innovative 😄😄😄😄

'the idea is there'; the idea of what? eating tinned food? I think this explains why you live in a van...

No cheese or layers of pasta in chef boyardi , so more of a tomato pasta dish than lasagna

@@kregg34 Lasagna is a tomato pasta dish.

ancavalcanti92 it’s far from a real lasagna.

One word: Eeeewwwwww.

@@kregg34 you are a very stupid person if you take a fucking piece of lasagna put it in a tupperware and Shake It Up it doesn't turn it into a new item

Look around if you want some though, there are some very competently priced options out there. It pays to have a little something for the next small disaster or emergency.

You need a lot of "bread" for the bread. Sometimes at the market I'll say to the ladies "I came here for eggs and milk. Did you come here to get bred?" Hahahaha 😄

B Christian I’m going to take a wild guess that that line has never worked

Aldi has pumpernickel in a can like twice a year, for about 2€, I think.

Yes, but if you buy now- think of how expensive bread will be in ten years- $30 USD a loaf likely!

@@fa_nl18 I think Atomic Shrimp is great. You, well now then, quite questionable.

Not gonna lie that bread sounds better than the normal stuff

Nice hiss!!

Steeeeeeve!!!!

Mmkay Nice!

I'm pretty sure they had microwaves in the '80s. They were commercially available in the '50s having been invented as a spin-off of WW2 radar technology. I would imagine it wasn't microwaveable because of the metal can...

oh yeah

to get rectangular slices that are around the same size as you're used to with sliced bread

Just a guy thing.

@@brianvandriel495 From the size of the loaf, you would only get one or two slices anywhere close to the same size as regular sliced bread. I would lay the loaf on its side and cut round slices.

Because he can😂😂😂😂😂 I'll get me coat

So the slices can be easily removed from the toaster.

Thumbs up for your name.

LOL

It's funny - I didn't start off with any kind of strong opinion - I just ignored pull tabs and used my can opener - it's this series that made me speak up in defence of my behaviour in response to comments - not like your comment - from people calling me an idiot for not noticing the pull tab (I noticed them, but felt no need to use them)

@@AtomicShrimp can openers rise up! 🤣🤣

@@AtomicShrimp I don't understand, wouldn't the pull tabs be easier to use?

@@haroldbalzac6336 when the contents of the can are a solid block (e.g. tinned ham or the bread in this video), pull tabs are definitely worse, because they leave a rim around the inside edge that stops the solid content from sliding out easily. When the contents of the can are liquid, pull tabs are often worse, as the springy lid can spray sauce all over when it detaches. For me, using a can opener is a pleasure - it's similar to that thing where you see people unboxing a phone and there is the satisfying peel of film off the screen.

@@AtomicShrimp I've never had a solid food in a pull tab can, but I have had liquid in one and I've never had sauce spray out.

The stomach is used like the skin of a sausage, filled with pork and potatos If i remember correctly

So its a pig haggis, he's had haggis in a can before so he can compare them

Yeah i guess it's similiar. I haven't watched all his can videos yet, but now i'm looking forward to watching that one.

Ohhh, gut, dass ich deinen Kommentar vorher gesehen hab, sonst hätte ich es selber geschrieben :D

I live in the US middle west. Pork maw is sold at the butcher section of the grocery. I know no one who buys or eats it. It looks fairly disgusting. I am fairly old. I remember my father ate pork brains, limburger cheese and other foul oddities. Not for me thank you. I like canned pork and beans with wieners though.

@@user-ef3vu8jy7c Holland first, but Switzerland second. But I agree that germans are in denial about their bread culture. It's mostly sour dough bread and it sucks. The Swiss have much more variety.

I live in Germany, but am in Scotland right now

@@dishonoured Toll, gibt es hier noch mehr deutsche? :D

Ich weiß nicht

Li Soo 李秀 Scheinbar :-)

Hallo

Hey there, don't forget the precious bonus unboxing.

Ever heard of mukbangs?

@@V0Y463R no

@@Mrs_B Don't look that up. 🤢

Sounds like you have a canned lasagne fetish

Sorry I had to thumbs down. Boarding school ruined a lot of foods and lasagne is one of them.

prepping and vegetarianism are absolutely diametric. you gotta hunt

Let's put it onto a tray, nice

Nathanael Raynard 😆 seems e have the same KZfaq recommendations. Nice.

After you've ate this you'll prolly be passing your soul out your ass! Does this company also sell Canned Toilet Paper?

But the o needs to sound more like the two Os in fOOd.

@@solarsombrero227 Well surely that'd be Würst, which isn't a word.

@@MuchWhittering Nope U sounds like the two Os in food. Ü is an entirely different sound.

@@solarsombrero227 It depends entirely on your accent. How I've always pronounced words, Wurst sounds nothing like Food. In fact, the word Food sounds more like Füd.

@@solarsombrero227 Are you sure you're pronouncing Food correctly? Because I cannot see how you think it sounds anything like Wurst.

NO!

Interesting idea...

No it isn't, Rind means cattle, so in this case beef, and a Roulade is a braised rolled up piece of beef with onion ham and often also pickles inside. Maybe in some regions cake rolls may also be called Roulade, though not anywhere where I lived as far as I am aware

Lukas .K Danke!!

@@Lumberjack2196 yep, in the uk I'm pretty sure we have a type of cake called a roulade and i assumed that rind would be some kind of beef

@@Lumberjack2196 I also ment cake subjectively in the way you can have a meat pie, cake is often just defined as layers of filling and glutenious substance (such as a bread substance or pie filling)

@@jaketimms6272 Jake Timms I see, english isn't my first lamguage so i wasn't aware that cake has such a generall meaning like pie and only really saw it as a sweet dish. Though in this case even though roulade is the name of a type of cake, it doesn't translate as cake in the name of the dish but just "roll", thats where the term comes from after all. So the name is just beef roll and is nothing like a meat pie or cake at all