White People Taught Me How to Complain | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

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Tour Dates: www.alisiddiq.com/
Sat, Apr-20-24 Orlando FL Steinmetz Hall
Fri, Apr-26-24 Augusta GA Miller Theater
Sat, Apr-27-24 Chattanooga TN Walker Theatre
Fri, May-3-24 Portland OR Revolution Hall
Sat, May-4-24 Sacramento CA Crest Theatre
Fri, May-10-24 Louisville KY Bomhard Theater
Sat, May-11-24 Huntsville AL Von Braun Music Center
Fri, May-17-24 Chesterfield MO The Factory
Sat, May-18-24 Cincinnati OH Taft Theatre
Fri, Jun-7-24 Jacksonville FL. Florida Theatre
Sat, Jun-8-24 Tampa FL Tampa Theatre
Fri, Jun-14-24 Greensboro NC Steven Tanger Center
Sat, Jun-15-24 Columbia SC Koger Center for the Arts
Fri, Jun-28-24 Oakland CA Fox Theater
Sat, Jun-29-24 San Diego CA Balboa Theatre
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.
White People Taught Me How to Complain | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

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@extraordinaryxj9520 7 жыл бұрын

This dude makes you feel like you're at a family reunion playing spades or uno telling a story.! Awesome delivery I died 😂😂😂

@beyou1177 7 жыл бұрын

This "dude," is a plantation bred idiot making a large majority of so called black men look pathetic and submissive. But most won't see it because you have to be woke to do so!

@rczg 6 жыл бұрын

Be you! Bad day?

@markrobertson2052 6 жыл бұрын

Be you! Wtf... is this a joke?

@gregakagreat 6 жыл бұрын

Extraordinary XJ9 Hell yeah

@nirvarene25us 5 жыл бұрын

@@beyou1177 the hell

@ShelbySteele23 7 жыл бұрын

This is so true about white women at the movie theater. The funniest thing Ive ever seen is when a group of teens a few rows ahead of me were talking and giggling so this white lady in front of them stood up and folded her arms pouting with an attitude. The crazy part is that she just stood there for about 10 minutes until one of the teens tapped her and asked her to move out of the way. She turned around and said "oh so you want to SEE the movie?! Because I would like to HEAR it! So if you promise to hush then I promise to sit down". Their mouths dropped and me and my friends died lauging 😂😂😂

@SweetEssie 5 жыл бұрын

I want to use that line!

@officialking3459 5 жыл бұрын

And then everyone started clapping

@Marco_Shouldve 5 жыл бұрын

r/thathappened

@myancestorshair9609 5 жыл бұрын

She would hate me if she did that. Lol. I'd let her stand there the whole movie. Standing is healthier then sitting. I'm saving her life. Lol.

@matta8569 5 жыл бұрын

@@thebrokeinvestor1076 communicate no, but i guess you could call "ooo ooo eee eee ahh ahh" talking

@residentidiot9694 5 жыл бұрын

"The lady was white, husband was Mexican ....and the baby was black"!!!!😲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Om-xi6cw 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@zip5216 4 жыл бұрын

On my block

@N.DRC. 4 жыл бұрын

#ThatPart

@steviesosa5617 4 жыл бұрын

@John Bravo Morbidly Obese😂🤣

@SovereignStatesman 4 жыл бұрын

@John Bravo The blacker the baby, the fatter the white chick who had him. Then they congratulate themselves for being "racially diverse" when in reality it's just that no white guy will touch her with anything but a harpoon.

@alicialynnette9889 3 жыл бұрын

My vocabulary is off the chain when I'm dealing with the manager. "Excuse me is there a manager I can converse with? I seem to be having a situation that I need clarification on!" Lol

@FH-cn3mg 2 жыл бұрын

You can't let'em know it's about to pop off until they get there. Gotta keep it in stealth mode, then when they finally make eye contact, they know...it's about to go down.

@thegtaspot7925 2 жыл бұрын

Hum, yes, there’s seems to be quite the conundrum here sir, you see, I was having a lovely evening and this has left me embarrassed and uneasy. 😮‍💨😮‍💨

@alicialynnette9889 2 жыл бұрын

@@thegtaspot7925 oooo that's a good one lol

@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын

totally. without a doubt accurate

@ashleelouiserehe7821 2 жыл бұрын

Or “I have a query..” lol

@gregfalco4528 8 жыл бұрын

I like his style of comedy. It's like a guy telling a story that happens to be funny.

@heydenleekley4757 7 жыл бұрын

Greg Falco he's like the perfect Katt and Kevin Hart combo

@damon2692 7 жыл бұрын

Richard Pryor....king of it..

@flextw1nk980 7 жыл бұрын

Greg Falco umm Kevin hart, and almost all stand up comedians lol

@eveheart2876 7 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@cassiej8881 7 жыл бұрын

Greg Falco z Ze

@jungefrau 6 жыл бұрын

my BFF is white and her husband is black and he told me that he never complains about anything anymore because she "has that all handled"

@antoniajones2803 6 жыл бұрын

Crooked Defense like seriously??

@brandoloudly9457 6 жыл бұрын

dont be mad that i can read between the lines

@black_butterfly4947 6 жыл бұрын

Crooked Defense you stupid

@jimnoexist 6 жыл бұрын

*Get Out

@metalmayhem3622 5 жыл бұрын

BOOOOOOOOO

@dawnjohnson1965 4 жыл бұрын

TWO white women at work taught me how to complain to HR about my boss. LMBO. It worked, they helped a sista out.

@nreynolds75243 2 жыл бұрын

You can't go into HR all black. You have to use the right dialog., hostile work environment. Make sure to put everything in writing, using correct grammar and punctuation. LOL

@Sweetheartmediausa_ 2 жыл бұрын

Share some main points, we all suffer so much

@momo-cchi5978 2 жыл бұрын

@@Sweetheartmediausa_ Mmmhhhhhmmmm

@hasinashraf4423 2 жыл бұрын

what was the approach ?

@ebo7310 Жыл бұрын

🙌🏿🙌🏿😂😂

@ashleelouiserehe7821 4 жыл бұрын

“They start whisperin around places” I’ll never get tired of Ali. Lolol.

@alexzais1935 2 жыл бұрын

😘

@emiliaescobar7652 2 жыл бұрын

Too Dam Funny!

@lancairw867 6 жыл бұрын

“Is the pilot going to use this window to back the plane up!” Im a pilot and that is 😂

@amilllion1 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he was at an exit row

@khalidtiger7 4 жыл бұрын

since you came here Mr pilot, you owe us an explanation here 😂😂

@lancairw867 4 жыл бұрын

On the ground needed to be open for FAA rules in case of emergency 🚨 evacuation ( see if fire 🔥 or something outside to use exit or not ) Say we are at the gate , it starts to snow ❄️ and the door is already closed. We will come back to look at the wing to see if it’s clear of snow before takeoff 👍🏼

@khalidtiger7 4 жыл бұрын

@@lancairw867 finally explained , Thanks a lot

@hehatemebad4941 3 жыл бұрын

This man lying lol

@deepreststranger1349 7 жыл бұрын

for the people who commented about race cmon the dude is funny as hell. im a white man and think a black man that tells jokes by his perspective of white people are almost always hilarious. theyre jokes damn grow up. you pointing out the difference in races is the only thing racist about it.

@ninasoares2504 7 жыл бұрын

Thomas Pascal Learn the definition of a joke. A good comedian doesn't have to down black women or any race to make ppl laugh Kevin Heart for one, Jerry Seinfeld, Dane Cook, etc.

@ninasoares2504 7 жыл бұрын

Jay Robertson No Comedian of any other race is allowed to say a thing about blacks. JOKE about a black person and that's when it's no longer comedy its.... drum roll please RACISM If ur a fucktard who's cool with being stereotyped then fine. But dont bash those who have self respect and are sick of the HYPOCRITICAL bullshit.

@reesebrandon4281 7 жыл бұрын

@Nina Soares You know thats an insecurity. The fact that this shit offends you. You do know that right?

@salmaabdullahgb 7 жыл бұрын

Nina Soares I don't think you know how comedy works

@dollysclub 7 жыл бұрын

Nina Soares UM who told you that. There are white comedians who I've seen that make fun of black people.

@reerozay 4 жыл бұрын

“Baby got on boots”

@misguidedpearls7456 4 жыл бұрын

😁😁

@ellebailey5358 4 жыл бұрын

Lol....

@JD-vh5hj 4 жыл бұрын

reerozay ooh my days you made crack up bruv 😂😅😂🤣😂🤣

@soulofangel1990 4 жыл бұрын

lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jennifercalhoun1608 4 жыл бұрын

Lol why did I back it up to see if he really said that?!!!!

@steviesosa5617 4 жыл бұрын

"They ain't saying the right thing to the baby, I'mma tell the baby what they need to hear" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@SovereignStatesman 4 жыл бұрын

Well the baby WAS black, maybe he talked to it in their language.

@wikydansa 3 жыл бұрын

I diiiieddd!

@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын

couldn't agree more. absolutely right

@cozmicmojo2181 8 жыл бұрын

His delivery is really good.

@lilcreaper007 7 жыл бұрын

Cozmic Mojo very good delivery I'd agree. the timing sometimes a lil too soon and fast but even the build up is great idk why I've never heard of this comic

@warface3044 6 жыл бұрын

Racist propaganda is often tolerated by the left. Leftists hahaha

@zeke1220 6 жыл бұрын

Politics is often brought into unrelated comment chains by dipshits on the internet. Dipshits hahaha

@Chaches 6 жыл бұрын

@erikbarrett85 6 жыл бұрын

I seriously disliked it. Idk why

@OneeLoveeLex95 7 жыл бұрын

"She's cracking" 💀

@K1LL4K3L 4 жыл бұрын

Kitty Bodega 😂😂

@Somegoy Жыл бұрын

This dude was calling out the entire "Karen" persona long before it was popular. Shows how insightful he is

@mackinshizzaveli4202 Жыл бұрын

Or hear me out….. Maybe Karens and Mens always existed and they just didn’t have a name?

@ebonysmith943 Жыл бұрын

Dag I was coming to say he didn’t know her by name yet it’s Karen 😂 but you beat me too it

@Angievibes2 Жыл бұрын

@@mackinshizzaveli4202 🙌

@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr Жыл бұрын

It's very sad that such a small segment of our society has been taught and exercises their contempt for anything outside their reference points; I suspect they didn't even attempt college, where they could've learned acceptance and perhaps, appreciation for all humans. I remain hopeful, however.

@iambrandin_ 10 ай бұрын

@@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mrthat “small” segment of our society had to protest and demand equality in education to even “attempt” college ….and since we are speaking of education…GO READ A CIVIL RIGHTS BOOK!!!

@MeJustAimy 3 жыл бұрын

This was clearly before Karens and Kevin’s took over..

@lukenasty4159 3 жыл бұрын

They've always been here. Their just on camera now.

@crystalyntema8432 3 жыл бұрын

🤣 so true.. and a lil sad

@tiannabobo1170 3 жыл бұрын

This fueled them 😂

@roberthimself7813 3 жыл бұрын

No Shaniqua still be wildin but we're not allowed to talk about her anymore because reasons.

@Golfzilla1961 3 жыл бұрын

I love my Karen. She is sooo not a “Karen”. And I let things go as well. Married 37 years and neither has ever asked for the manager. We love the attention though. I even bought myself a “Not Today Karen” shirt!!! Added in the edit: Btw, i forgot my user name is not Kevin which is my name. Happiest Kevin & Karen Eva!

@PNEUMONIAx 7 жыл бұрын

The lady was white, the man was Mexican and the baby was black! hahaha!! xD

@adygombos4469 7 жыл бұрын

Juan needs to start asking some questions.

@CaptainAMAZINGGG 7 жыл бұрын

+ady gombos RIGHT??!! lol :')

@SuMtOnE 6 жыл бұрын

you saw the same clip too? =P

@tlalocmixtli3363 6 жыл бұрын

ady gombos No questions require everybody knows. Any lady dating a Blackman is a future single Mom.. Look at the bright side they baby may end up, with some kind of work ethics!!!

@osmango19 6 жыл бұрын

@wehiird 7 жыл бұрын

I have a complaint. This ended too soon!!!

@sleekwethotdog1010 6 жыл бұрын

William Harper Yeah *whispers* where the fuck is the manager

@samanthalittle3366 6 жыл бұрын

William Harper i agree

@samanthalittle3366 6 жыл бұрын

William Harper i agree

@dontsweatthesmallstuff.618 6 жыл бұрын

William Harper then go watch the comedian he stile the jokes from

@dontsweatthesmallstuff.618 6 жыл бұрын

Penny Proud dave chappelle.

@T1Oracle 2 жыл бұрын

Me and my wife are black, when there's something to complain about I let my wife handle it. I used to worry about it, but after she's turned so many situations around to us getting paid, or getting stuff for free, I don't try to step in. She's got it!

@marylourangel8854 2 жыл бұрын

🤥

@mrc597 2 жыл бұрын

100% Facts. I concur!

@freekyreek404 2 жыл бұрын

Mannnnn who u tellin. I just learned to shut up

@irisphillips9128 Жыл бұрын

We got this👠

@jadeacampbell5206 Жыл бұрын

@@marylourangel8854 hater

@nreynolds75243 2 жыл бұрын

The "white" approach in complaints work. A couple of weeks ago husband, myself, step-son, grandson went to an Italian restaurant downtown. We placed an order 45 minutes to an hour ago. Then I start noticing 2 couples that came way after us had received their meal. So I pulled over a waiter who ended up being a manager and explained to him what happened. He say yes, you all have been waiting a while. I said to him, " Do we get anything complimentary for the wait?" In my mind I was thinking sodas. My husband received a glass of white wine, my step-son received Creme Brulee (he didn't realize it was a dessert until it came) and lemonade, grandson received a soda and I received an Arnold Palmer and received our meat board all complimentary. I said to the manager, "All of this?" (in my white voice). He said "Not a problem." Once again in my "white" voice, "Thank you so very much. This is so kind." The black complaint would have gotten all of us kicked out and the police called. LOL

@oldschooloc2110 2 жыл бұрын

It's the same approach as "speaking White English" while making a call to a predominately White place or to a White person. Blacks also have 'hood" vocabularies and other races' vocabularies. Aaah! All of this is the American Way...

@laze4534 2 жыл бұрын

Lol 'white voice'

@malirabbit6228 Жыл бұрын

Like the “ force “ !

@willmdmv8848 Жыл бұрын

You do know not every meal take the same amount of time to prepare!!! You do know that 2 meals generally is made faster then 4 meals Can’t ppl like you I’m a bartender Enjoy your time with your family while you wait for the food It ain’t that serious

@contraband1543 Жыл бұрын

@@willmdmv8848 Ain't a damn thing should be on a menu that takes 45 minutes to cook. I don't go out to eat anymore 1. The hygiene of 90% of restaurants is terrible during working hours. They might clean up after their shift but restaurants are usually filthy. 2. SHIT COSTS WAY TOO DAMN MUCH. I can make anything at home a restaurant can make for 3x less money. Might not be perfect but it will taste good. 3. Most places take forever. 30 minutes is too long already I done been gone. 4. The loud ass people that don't know how to keep a conversation to themselves. I can't tell you how many times I've overheard some absolutely disturbing shit. What if kids hear that? Restaurants are a waste of time just eat at home and go out and do something after.

@cqccqc1728 8 жыл бұрын

YOU KNOW HE'S AN AWESOME STORY TELLER When ...1/2 way through his story, you're hoping it's going to be a Loooooooong story, not wanting it to end

@dukesayter8375 6 жыл бұрын

Cqc Cqc just like my D, never ends!

@wowthatscool9333 6 жыл бұрын

Duke Sayter Except an inch later

@erikbarrett85 6 жыл бұрын

Duke Sayter what a TOOL

@dontsweatthesmallstuff.618 6 жыл бұрын

Cqc Cqc or when youve heard another comedian say the sam3 joke and realize halfway rhis guy stole content

@dontsweatthesmallstuff.618 6 жыл бұрын

Oscar Blanco yup i cant remeber who it was but it is a famous comedian i cant remever but ive heard this long ago chappele? Kevin hart? Let me find out and get back to you.

@goldenfugnugget 7 жыл бұрын

As a large white man, I can attest to the fact that turning quickly and looking at people all angry can shut down all kinds of annoying situations.

@JRob-nw5mt 7 жыл бұрын

And Adding a prolonged stare helps as well.

@Sam-gn6og 7 жыл бұрын

@John As large Moroccan man...I'd tell you sit the fuck down tough boy

@istkeingeheimnis8093 7 жыл бұрын

Sam10947 As large slavic white man I'd make you stutter in mid sentence

@danielthompson6207 7 жыл бұрын

Ist kein Geheimnis Same here; I have used my stern Slavic stare to shut people up in mid sentence, and it is excellent. Czeching in, slava!

@Psychol-Snooper 7 жыл бұрын

A large Moroccan man? I've been to Morocco. Moroccan men make Japanese men look like giants. If you are a large Moroccan man, you must be riding on a donkey. And unless it's an armored fuckin donkey nobody is scared of some brown Tyrion Lannister looking hookah boy. :P

@jonathanelliott560 4 жыл бұрын

I’m watching this during quarantine and his coughing scared me for a sec

@Jasmyne444 4 жыл бұрын

IKR! same 🤣

@Happy-fu7fb 4 жыл бұрын

At least he coughed correctly, ijs.

@gurlycash7394 4 жыл бұрын

Damn that's a big cough on stage. U sick or something

@kia6844 4 жыл бұрын

I was startled. Smh. Lol

@cupakabra162 4 жыл бұрын

Life will never be the same again...

@thewalkingmic5 2 жыл бұрын

“Is he backing this plane out or something?” 😭😭😭 I lost it

@Acts-hw1zs 8 жыл бұрын

hahaha i died laughing when you said the baby was black

@nighthawkmoneybaggs1660 7 жыл бұрын

cnn is fake news

@JRob-nw5mt 7 жыл бұрын

CNN = Cocksuckers News Network

@tylerjaynes822 7 жыл бұрын

Logic is biracial

@bangersmash1566 6 жыл бұрын

happy death

@aaliyahvolgsbattle1200 6 жыл бұрын

Tyler Jaynes not necessarily...lol it's a joke

@lazyperfectionist1 6 жыл бұрын

Now _that_ is a good point. What's the deal with the window shade?

@Clauriffo 6 жыл бұрын

How can people not figure it out for themselves? Its to see if the engine catches fire, they sometimes have flames coming out without an explosion. If they allow 1 person to close it, others will complain and want to have it closed as well cause you know how people like to bitch about everything. In stead during take off and landing they all have to be open. Same as the chair has to be reclined for landing. You could say if we crash it wont make a difference if my seat is up or not but rules are rules. Oscar Blanco is the one that got it right. @H Yeah so you just flew and you didn't see any change in policy? Did you fly every existing company or just a couple? I don't believe you flown every company so you cannot say I didn't see any changes in policy if you don't know all the policies from different companies. And last thing you continental flights and intercontinental flights both have different rules. Come on guys don't be so dumb and really if you want to know something google it. Why ask it on KZfaq where half the comments are from idiots. Educate yourselves please!

@HavaLemon 6 жыл бұрын

So that if you have an emergency (specifically an aborted takeoff), the flight attendants can easily see outside. If something was on fire, it matters that you evacuate out of the correct side, they don't have time to go down the aisle and make everyone open their shades. -pilot

@reycarter6284 6 жыл бұрын

they need to open the window shades thats fine but if the man is sleeping can't you just lean and open it or ask the passenger next to him to to do it, don't mess with a person's sleep on a plane unless its an emergency.

@laquisteransome157 6 жыл бұрын

Now just picture waking up and some one leaning over top of you for any reason ... as to the shades being up or down maybe some one should suggest the application of automatic window shades that can be controlled by the pilot or flight attendants, (overrides) so to speak , which can later be switched back to the control of the passengers..... original idea by L Ransome.

@scottthompson6504 6 жыл бұрын

Newer planes have automatic window tinted shades nowadays.

@mensahchief875 3 жыл бұрын

2015: coughs,.no reaction 2020: coughs Everybody: 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

@jacobpeterson4071 2 жыл бұрын

Ali you are hands down one of the funniest comedians I've seen in 30 years. I hope you only stop making content when you're good and old because you never fail to brighten my day with your stories.

@minoffield176 7 жыл бұрын

so I started my car ride to work grumpy but by the time I got to work I had tears running down my face from laughing so hard listening to you. hillarious!! Thank you for changing my day around. I am a new fan!!!

@maltesecross761 6 жыл бұрын

One of the best storytellers I've ever heard. The delivery, timing and cadence are perfect. Great work Ali.

@dnugearl2549 5 жыл бұрын

Maltese Cross at least somebody can appreciate a good comedy. Unlike all these trash talkers.

@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын

i agree! precisely correct man

@kjjones9661 2 жыл бұрын

“Shutchomuthaf*nassup” lmao I died 😂 Many blessings Brother Ali

@robert_5974 2 жыл бұрын

I love the story telling! A class comedian. Ali, you are an amazing comedian because you got the observations but not everybody can convey those details to someone who wasn't there. I am always transported to where you are setting the scene and that's what I want.

@ryn_eckert 7 жыл бұрын

This guy tells stories the best. I love the way he talks.

@katanasage7733 4 жыл бұрын

Wow....creep

@ianmcgeehan4627 6 жыл бұрын

I'm white and jokes is jokes. And real life is real life. If the things we get Upset about we just Laughed about instead....this man was funny and a good story teller.

@Tr33Shade 4 жыл бұрын

Also non of that hate spewing race tension. I am black and I hate when all black comedians come one stage and just go off on white ppl. Sure a little racial joke is ok every now and then, but if the whole night I have to sit and hear about white ppl this and white ppl that. Gets on my nerve. We should all sit and enjoy our night you laugh at me and I laugh and you. He just speaks of things that happen in a normal everyday life and we all can relate. Love his comedy. Peace and Love to all.

@joshjohnson2600 4 жыл бұрын

I'm white...because I felt an urge to announce my skin color as a prerequisite to legitimize my comment...

@eugenecaudill5361 4 жыл бұрын

I grew up in the Mid-West. There is an abundance of racist's here. I've heard every black joke under the sun. Not going to lie, a good white joke is a nice change of pace. They're just words.

@joshjohnson2600 4 жыл бұрын

@@eugenecaudill5361 - Like those black neighborhoods in Chicago and Saint Louis where white people get jumped for being white. You're right, it's very racist here.

@oliviaburres1522 4 жыл бұрын

Josh Johnson lmao let me use y’all excuses real quick “I wasn’t there why is it my fault” oooo there’s another excuse you guys use all the time “it’s just words.. my neighbor from two years ago was white so it’s not racists” like dude stfu his white jokes aren’t even demeaning like how you white folks do black folks

@JahRandom 5 жыл бұрын

I just discovered Ali in the last few weeks and I gotta say, so glad I finally did! Been sleepin for quiteee some time but he already has become one of my favorites! Much love and respect.

@cupidsiza 5 жыл бұрын

Me too. He's funny

@MachineGunMouth 5 жыл бұрын

"Quiteee" I could just imagine how you sounded when you said that. I could just imagine the amount of emphasis you put on that word...

@kardon4996 2 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@austint19 3 жыл бұрын

"what is he, backing this plane up??" lmaoooo

@jackiethompson7446 7 жыл бұрын

dude aint laugh out loud funny in most of these clips ive been but he tells a damn fine story and he IS funny...i like him

@swong32 7 жыл бұрын

he's "seinfeld" funny

@urbanflavorz 7 жыл бұрын

He takes too long to tell a story with a weak punch line. He could have told this story in 1 min

@goldenfugnugget 7 жыл бұрын

The kind of funny that makes you go "ha, that's true".

@FirstLast-js3ip 7 жыл бұрын

Alex tell me the point of comedy ...on a real note.

@jackiethompson7446 7 жыл бұрын

bud i dont think he could...it looks like he is just trying to bait someone anyway

@jeepheepwk8819 8 жыл бұрын

PSSSSTT...... "Mexicans got on BOOTs"

@liming2104 8 жыл бұрын

Aw shit! You went to see CC yet?

@chromesneakers7481 8 жыл бұрын

what do you want your knife made up? wood? plastic? metal ?

@TokyoTraveller 8 жыл бұрын

+BRXSK It'll cost you 3 bags of coffee.

@hebrewsfl 8 жыл бұрын

I was tryna figure out where tf I knew his face from. 😂😂. Mexicans got on boots? *runs away*

@itsgabbieagain 8 жыл бұрын

😂

@cheeselessburger2626 4 жыл бұрын

He coughed, I grabbed my mask..

@TRay_Unveiled 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ikr

@ashleynicole8041 4 жыл бұрын

Chime Guy lmmfao!!!

@linellecameron3067 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀. Tell me why I covered my face with my t-shirt right then. Im laughing so hard right now b/c I see there's other people out there watching this and felt just like me in that moment.

@TRay_Unveiled 4 жыл бұрын

@@linellecameron3067 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cheeselessburger2626 4 жыл бұрын

@@linellecameron3067 Id like to think thats a good habit 😂

@nimmha6708 2 жыл бұрын

Crazy you getting views now! Well deserved! Can't wait to find new material online!

@OfficialStephenGardner1 2 жыл бұрын

Despite the economic downturn, I'm so happy😁. I have been earning $7,000 weekly returns on my $10,000 investment

@snarfer5612 8 жыл бұрын

Wow, you're fucking hilarious. every video I've seen from you is funny as shit. really don't understand why you haven't blown up yet. keep it up man, good shit

@JohnSmith-jb8rb 7 жыл бұрын

He's been in prison for a while...I'm glad he's out though because his stuff is really good.

@CaptainAMAZINGGG 7 жыл бұрын

NO HE SHOULD'VE DONE IT IN PRISON, THEY HAVE INTERNET, LIVESTREAM THAT SHIT :') lols.

@nyag1764 7 жыл бұрын

"why does he need this window to take off!" lol! !

@bigBsMom Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂... You know Ali is old school...he creases his jeans!!!👍🏽❤️

@Cathy24601 3 жыл бұрын

It’s funny because I was homeschooled and sheltered, I learned how to stand up for myself from black people after I started my first job, I don’t know where I would be without black people.

@Dylvente 7 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a long time. Very talented comedian!

@Chebab-Chebab 7 жыл бұрын

Airplane blinds are raised so in the event of an emergency so the emergency services can see inside. Also, several times passengers have alerted cabin crew of smoking engines.

@RuneTrips 4 жыл бұрын

SHUTUP NERD

@shanicecallender865 4 жыл бұрын

Muy Bueno lmfao 😂😭 Come on he’s/she’s just being informative

@RuneTrips 4 жыл бұрын

@@shanicecallender865 Yeah I was just joshing

@rustyjames1727 4 жыл бұрын

@@RuneTrips I clicked reply to write this very thing in all caps 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TonyTarantula 4 жыл бұрын

Very helpful information from You are soul.

@CaptJackPal 3 жыл бұрын

“She’s cracking” 🤣😂💜

@hking1009 2 жыл бұрын

This guys delivery is so good I expected something funny was about to happen for 6 minutes and nothing ever happened. That's talent right there

@2fast4u_rms 8 жыл бұрын

man i hope this guys blows up. he is hilarious!

@killfase01 5 жыл бұрын

@Celtic 67 your one of those people that go to comedy clubs and complains about being offended arent you.

@killfase01 5 жыл бұрын

@Celtic 67 lol ur

@LongRon6969 6 жыл бұрын

I’m white and I think that white jokes that actually makes sense are fucking hilarious. I miss when comics could make offensive jokes and nobody got actually offended. We will just be adults, know that it’s a joke, and laugh about it

@marissaclaudio6318 6 жыл бұрын

Freedom Child if no one got offended than it wasn't offensive dummy.

@texaspanda6547 6 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr, Jim Jeffries, Anthony Jeslnik, Daniel Tosh, and there's a couple more I'm blanking on. I'm sure you know about them already but just in-case you don't, check them out.

@Phenom0420 6 жыл бұрын

Making a joke about white women complaining to managers and actually being able get away with it is not the same as making fun of black people for liking watermelon or some bs. 🙄

@zuzusuperfly8363 6 жыл бұрын

How is it not the same? It's not an argument, it's a joke. If it's funny, everyone is winning.

@jimbosan710 5 жыл бұрын

You are an imbecile. Real adults don't have to swear. Get your diaper changed again, you stink.

@sinseeyafilms 4 жыл бұрын

Not once yet have I heard this man doing the same jokes. That's the problem with these comedians, but siddiq is on his job. Well done my brother keep it up

@annien5143 4 жыл бұрын

Watching this during corona.. I needed a good laugh 😂

@cameronw.2775 6 жыл бұрын

Life is just so much better when we can all laugh at each other. It's because humor is often derived from truth and it's just how it is.

@CarcPazu 8 жыл бұрын

I fucking loved it when he turned around with the big eyes. I fucking do that often, that usually gets shit done.

@neckutter 5 жыл бұрын

You just randomly showed up in my KZfaq feed. You're pretty talented. Thanks for the laughs

@LLO227 Ай бұрын

I like the way he tells jokes! These stories just creep up on ya and your face starts laughing before your mouth.

@BlueBab2807 8 жыл бұрын

That dude's really funny, where can i see more of his materials?

@joeyg2525 5 жыл бұрын

Umm, you are on his youtube channel. Try checking here... lol

@jblack8149 5 жыл бұрын

Mike Gee Ya’ll has your time lol - now it’s ours😂

@MsAdreaL 5 жыл бұрын

J Black Right 🤣 & they can't Stand it! 🤣🤣😢😢😢

@jblack8149 5 жыл бұрын

Mike Gee don’t try to understand

@brandygee9954 5 жыл бұрын

If you think "yall" is ghetto don't come to Texas.😐

@diplomatsking 3 жыл бұрын

"Babies got more confidence than old people."

@songswithcam669 3 жыл бұрын

A master story teller, can’t wait to hear more from this dude

@christmastiger 3 жыл бұрын

Ali is one of the best storytellers I've ever seen, that's truly an overlooked but critical talent as a comedian and *incredibly* hard to master so I will just sit here and watch a pro at work

@jimshortsfull 8 жыл бұрын

THIS GUY GETS IT ! LETS ENJOY AND EMBRACE OUR DIFFERENCES

@georgiebungle2252 8 жыл бұрын

That's one funny dude lol

@paulettewebb6807 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for giving us humor in these days of uncertainty! We truly need it! Live your best life and keep up the good work!

@bartenderzzz 3 жыл бұрын

"Lemme talk to a managa!!" Lmao. On point.

@robk4211 7 жыл бұрын

First found out about your stand up in This Is Not Happening with the Mexicans Got On Boots story had me dying! New great comedy cant wait to see what you do!

@VenusianSanctuary 6 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 I worked as a flight attendant and I don't know why we have it open anymore 😭😂😩 great material - new sub.

@MrsWetdirt Жыл бұрын

I love your standup. Please do more! There isn’t enough of you on KZfaq! I can only watch your specials so many times before I’m telling your story myself 😅 I’ve run out of Ali!

@darrenwells3642 4 жыл бұрын

A natural story teller. The baby bit at the end was priceless 😆

@LasVegasEDM 7 жыл бұрын

Ali, you need a special!!! I love the authentic prison jokes you do🤗🤓

@christophernealjacksonTX 9 жыл бұрын

I found you on Pandora and I found you on here today, you are a refreshing change of pace in comedy, plus you're a Texan! Wish you great success Sir.

@nateshredder9044 4 жыл бұрын

great artist ! his bits are so personal and real! you get submerged in his conversation with the crowd, hanging on every last word!

@kurbatska 6 жыл бұрын

The lady was white, the man was mexican and the baby was black loooooool

@scottmills1065 8 жыл бұрын

This guy is Goood.

@daseanharris3098 4 жыл бұрын

My first video i watched of you was on “This is not happening “ been tuned in the whole month of aug !!! Had to subscribe it’s only right

@azraelblick4117 4 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant. I swear I’ve been on the plane and at the movies with Ali.

@timned 6 жыл бұрын

Lol!!! "Who's the manager here?"

@feelbern5419 7 жыл бұрын

he reminds me of great Dave Chappell with facial expressions

@rockthestar100 6 жыл бұрын

exactly what i thought

@casperchristensen8354 5 жыл бұрын

More like Chris Tucker on both counts imo.

@mitchellbrock3463 5 жыл бұрын

This dude is soooooooo underrated. Love when he hosts at the Improv here in Houston. I ALWAYS seem to miss when he's the headliner though. *sigh*

@Demonreached 3 жыл бұрын

"Why would he need this window to take off??" I've always wanted to do a spit take in my car. So, thanks for that! 🤣😂🤣

@DAPOOLPARTY 7 жыл бұрын

You are an amazing story teller. Keep releasing content please!!

@sharaxxvable 8 жыл бұрын

The last part, surprisedly, crack me up 😂😂😂😂

@ysmithriley Ай бұрын

I agree WHOLEHEARTEDLY with what you told the baby‼️🥰🥰🤣🤣😭😭

@brettbarton1911 2 жыл бұрын

What a natural . Buddy thanks for the first out loud laugh I've had in a minute. Needed it!

@T4xEvader 9 жыл бұрын

One of the best story tellers ever.

@ashleelouiserehe7821 7 жыл бұрын

he got up in his seat... lmfao 😂😂😂😂 dead

@CheriFresh 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 lol yooo I complain just like them now. It gets so much done I swear

@KrankyPandas 4 жыл бұрын

I'm so happy I found out about Ali man.

@vonversace 8 жыл бұрын

shit never gets old love it

@itsgabbieagain 8 жыл бұрын

this guy's hilarious!!

@shelpow 5 жыл бұрын

I didn't want this to end! More, please.

@bella53018 3 жыл бұрын

Very funny man!love it! More please 🙏🙏😂😂😂

@carlosespino0227 7 жыл бұрын

Lolllllll he's great!!!!

@Josue166 4 жыл бұрын

Good use of the chair as a prop in the story telling! Bravo!!

@donnadavis6634 4 жыл бұрын

You are so funny!!! Binging on your videos is helping me get through Social Distancing!!!!

@blacktowken1232 4 жыл бұрын

One of the things I like about ali is he says real stuff he's so true that interestingly situations happen around him. Hes funny but so many gems. I watch an interview of his and was floored by the lil knowledge he exposed.